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Date: 10/25/09 12:03 PM

75 Responses to Ants Vs Crabs

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    October 24, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    Link: Ants Vs Crabs - And the winner is....
  2. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    brutal
  3. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    why must the ants always win these?
  4. Profile photo of MOTBO
    MOTBO Male 18-29
    153 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    nom nom nom nom nom.
  5. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Imma take a guess, the ants win.
    -watches video-
    Omfg, ant bridge FTW.
    Awesome, but ew.
  6. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    too cool for school
  7. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    That`s a bit unfair.... I expect a one on one...
  8. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Imagine the pain of having ants enter your joins and eating your muscles from the inside. Ouch.
  9. Profile photo of Olk
    Olk Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    ...thats horrible...
  10. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    comunism works
  11. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Oh. THOSE crabs...
  12. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    In a battle between ants and anything other than ants, the ants will always win. Humans aren`t Earth`s dominant species, we`re just the dominant mammals.
  13. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    last line cracked me up
  14. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Noooo! Poor crab.
  15. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    ants FTW. This is why you dont piss off those little suckers. My brother has fire ants in his backyard in Florida and my nephew ended up getting sent to the hospital because of them.
  16. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    There are more transistors than ants. A little RAID would fix them.

    The thing is ants are essential to the ecosystem. As easy as it would be to get rid of them, we`d be harming the environment in the process.

  17. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Hey Joolin,

    Two words

    Bug.

    Spray.

  18. Profile photo of ChilledAce
    ChilledAce Male 13-17
    85 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    ...
    Oh my god.

    I`m suggesting ants as a cure for people with crabs.

  19. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    I found that really sad!!!!!
  20. Profile photo of Killa_JC
    Killa_JC Male 13-17
    33 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Zerg rush.
  21. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    Ants are and always have been on my list of things that deserve to die. I don`t care what ecosystems are affected by the lack of little bastards who gang up on helpless creatures to feed their unsatiable mouths, I`m sure if whatever lost its supply of food knew why, it would gladly starve for the cause.
  22. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    ants are disgusting.
  23. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Damn nature, you scary!
  24. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    "Hey Joolin,
    Two words

    Bug.

    Spray."

    You can kill millions of ants and go through as many cans of spray as you want, but while you do, a billion more will hatch and colonize the other side of your house.

  25. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    not surprising at all. crabs are slow. ants swarm.

    any who, i would kick each one of those ant`s asses.

  26. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Those resourceful little rascals.
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Anyone who kills ants gets brownie points from me.
  28. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    v I used to, but now I`m trying to actively restrain myself from killing and torturing bugs. What did those particular ones ever do to me?
  29. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    Why wasn`t the crab doing anything? just standing there, wasd he waiting for brownie points form opie?
  30. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    thats f`ed up.
  31. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Own`d
  32. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    Ants are freaking awesome. `Nuff said.
  33. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    Ants are like zombies. Even if you do lob off a couple million of their heads, they`ll keep coming `til you just can`t fight them all off anymore...

    The biggest difference is that, while there could only be about 7 billion zombies with the human population, there`s, like 7 TRILLION ants in a single colony...

  34. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    lol, the creab just takes it as it comes. Whatever, they east me from the inside out, no big
  35. Profile photo of SpankyJake
    SpankyJake Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    "damn nature! you scary!"

    yep...sure is

  36. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    Day-um!
  37. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    good grief... thats scary.
  38. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    om nom nom
  39. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    just dive into the water
  40. Profile photo of JeffHatesYou
    JeffHatesYou Male 18-29
    205 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Couldn`t it go into the water and drown the ants?
  41. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    Sunday, October 25, 2009 5:19:48 PM
    "lol, the creab just takes it as it comes. Whatever, they east me from the inside out, no big"

    Took it like a man.

  42. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    The crab died before it was completely devoured... I wonder what exactly caused it to die, maybe a small ant got to its brain or something...
  43. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    The big headed ones were carpenters i think and ants are awesome, they can build bridges out of themselves. Also it looks like a bunch of dogs swarming a tank
  44. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    This is definitely going on my big list of Ways To Avoid Dying.
  45. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    ...I feel itchy now.
  46. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    holy cow! that bridge rocked!
  47. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    "What did those particular ones ever do to me?"

    I DON`T CARE I HATE ANTS KILL THEM ALL.

    *rocks self to sleep in corner*

  48. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    How can you hate ants opie! :(
    Ants are awesome...
  49. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    The trick is to kill their queen.
  50. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    I`m feeling sorry for the crab. It almost looks cute now.
  51. Profile photo of BrandNewHero
    BrandNewHero Male 18-29
    45 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    how can that narrator be so calm? If I was narrating it would be more like "HOLY COW! THEY`RE BUILDING A FREAKING BRIDGE! USING THEMSELVES AS GLUE! THAT`S INSANE! OH MY GOD THAT POOR CRAB! THEY`RE EATING HIM APART AT THE SEAMS! OH THE INHUMANITY!!!!!"

    etc etc.

  52. Profile photo of Supermoose
    Supermoose Male 13-17
    10 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    I thought it was going to be pubic crabs...
  53. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    That was glorious~
  54. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    I went to the beach once when I was 9 and something was all f*cked up with the ecosystem. There were piles of dead ants all along the tide-lines, and live ones roaming anything that wasn`t sand, some even crawling out of holes. The cabin we stayed in had a "severe" ant problem as well.

    That`s why.

    @_@;;

  55. Profile photo of ClownFace
    ClownFace Male 13-17
    43 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:38 am
    Yet another reason why I dratING HATE BUGS!!! D:<
  56. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 3:20 am
    The Ants got the Crabs
  57. Profile photo of BlackDragonB
    BlackDragonB Male 18-29
    69 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 4:14 am
    Wow, ants are scary O_O
  58. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2009 at 4:42 am
    Holy crap. That`s nightmare material right there. This vid needs more David Attenborough though. All nature doc`s do.
  59. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 5:15 am
    I don`t hate bugs, I just hate ants. I`ve always hated ants, ever since I was a little girl. People always ask me why and I tell them I just do. Now I can show them THIS, and they`ll understand. Perfectly.
  60. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 5:54 am
    Watching the bridge bit at the beginning reminded me of how similar ant colonies are to Soviet Russia.
  61. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:17 am
    ants are so epic.
  62. Profile photo of Coco_popsrox
    Coco_popsrox Female 18-29
    228 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:04 am
    oh thats nasty.
  63. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:14 am
    i`d rather have ants in my pants than crabs..
  64. Profile photo of Nimrodel
    Nimrodel Female 18-29
    52 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:17 am
    we`re all doomed...
  65. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    poor crab
  66. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Surprising winner? I was expecting the ants to win...
  67. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    What a horrible, horrible way to die.
  68. Profile photo of smooshu
    smooshu Male 18-29
    73 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    i hate ants with a passion!
  69. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Damn nature, you crazy!
  70. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    this is retarded. one ant vs. one "just about anything" will always lose. but infinite ants will pwn anything. no poo.
  71. Profile photo of jakob
    jakob Male 13-17
    167 posts
    October 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    ooooh. i dont want ants biting their way into my knee and eating my tendons!!!!!
    so horrible poor kwabby
  72. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    October 29, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    quick krabby! use bubble attack!!
  73. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    what killed him so quick...it seemed like one moment he was backing up...the next...he wasn`t moving and was letting himself be devoured.....
  74. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    idiotfilter - I guess they broke through the legs, disabling it...either that or it realised that there was no point fighting and let them win.

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