Ants Vs Crabs

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Misc

And the winner is....
There are 75 comments:
Male 2,551
idiotfilter - I guess they broke through the legs, disabling it...either that or it realised that there was no point fighting and let them win.
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Male 3,915
what killed him so quick...it seemed like one moment he was backing up...the next...he wasn`t moving and was letting himself be devoured.....
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Female 474
quick krabby! use bubble attack!!
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Male 167
ooooh. i dont want ants biting their way into my knee and eating my tendons!!!!!
so horrible poor kwabby
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Male 431
this is retarded. one ant vs. one "just about anything" will always lose. but infinite ants will pwn anything. no poo.
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Male 5,189
Pwned.
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Male 219
Damn nature, you crazy!
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Male 73
i hate ants with a passion!
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Male 1,106
What a horrible, horrible way to die.
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Male 422
Surprising winner? I was expecting the ants to win...
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Female 1,401
poor crab
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Female 52
we`re all doomed...
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Male 1,153
i`d rather have ants in my pants than crabs..
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Female 228
oh thats nasty.
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Male 1,646
ants are so epic.
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Male 4,680
Watching the bridge bit at the beginning reminded me of how similar ant colonies are to Soviet Russia.
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Female 536
I don`t hate bugs, I just hate ants. I`ve always hated ants, ever since I was a little girl. People always ask me why and I tell them I just do. Now I can show them THIS, and they`ll understand. Perfectly.
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Male 2,159
Holy crap. That`s nightmare material right there. This vid needs more David Attenborough though. All nature doc`s do.
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Male 69
Wow, ants are scary O_O
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Male 782
The Ants got the Crabs
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Male 43
Yet another reason why I dratING HATE BUGS!!! D:<
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Female 15,763
I went to the beach once when I was 9 and something was all f*cked up with the ecosystem. There were piles of dead ants all along the tide-lines, and live ones roaming anything that wasn`t sand, some even crawling out of holes. The cabin we stayed in had a "severe" ant problem as well.

That`s why.

@[email protected];;

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Male 562
That was glorious~
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Male 10
I thought it was going to be pubic crabs...
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Male 45
how can that narrator be so calm? If I was narrating it would be more like "HOLY COW! THEY`RE BUILDING A FREAKING BRIDGE! USING THEMSELVES AS GLUE! THAT`S INSANE! OH MY GOD THAT POOR CRAB! THEY`RE EATING HIM APART AT THE SEAMS! OH THE INHUMANITY!!!!!"

etc etc.

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Male 10,440
I`m feeling sorry for the crab. It almost looks cute now.
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Male 10,440
The trick is to kill their queen.
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Male 220
How can you hate ants opie! :(
Ants are awesome...
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Female 15,763
"What did those particular ones ever do to me?"

I DON`T CARE I HATE ANTS KILL THEM ALL.

*rocks self to sleep in corner*

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Male 736
holy cow! that bridge rocked!
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Female 304
...I feel itchy now.
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Male 2,548
This is definitely going on my big list of Ways To Avoid Dying.
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Male 1,918
The big headed ones were carpenters i think and ants are awesome, they can build bridges out of themselves. Also it looks like a bunch of dogs swarming a tank
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Male 954
The crab died before it was completely devoured... I wonder what exactly caused it to die, maybe a small ant got to its brain or something...
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Female 1,283
Sunday, October 25, 2009 5:19:48 PM
"lol, the creab just takes it as it comes. Whatever, they east me from the inside out, no big"

Took it like a man.

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Male 205
Couldn`t it go into the water and drown the ants?
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Male 592
just dive into the water
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Male 1,485
om nom nom
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Male 2,076
good grief... thats scary.
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Female 855
Day-um!
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Male 101
"damn nature! you scary!"

yep...sure is

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Male 895
lol, the creab just takes it as it comes. Whatever, they east me from the inside out, no big
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Male 3,482
Ants are like zombies. Even if you do lob off a couple million of their heads, they`ll keep coming `til you just can`t fight them all off anymore...

The biggest difference is that, while there could only be about 7 billion zombies with the human population, there`s, like 7 TRILLION ants in a single colony...

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Female 665
Ants are freaking awesome. `Nuff said.
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Male 1,370
Own`d
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Male 1,182
thats f`ed up.
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Female 1,697
Why wasn`t the crab doing anything? just standing there, wasd he waiting for brownie points form opie?
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Male 3,014
v I used to, but now I`m trying to actively restrain myself from killing and torturing bugs. What did those particular ones ever do to me?
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Female 15,763
Anyone who kills ants gets brownie points from me.
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Male 3,014
Those resourceful little rascals.
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Male 5,314
not surprising at all. crabs are slow. ants swarm.

any who, i would kick each one of those ant`s asses.

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Male 1,002
"Hey Joolin,
Two words

Bug.

Spray."

You can kill millions of ants and go through as many cans of spray as you want, but while you do, a billion more will hatch and colonize the other side of your house.

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Male 262
Damn nature, you scary!
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Male 737
ants are disgusting.
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Female 288
Ants are and always have been on my list of things that deserve to die. I don`t care what ecosystems are affected by the lack of little bastards who gang up on helpless creatures to feed their unsatiable mouths, I`m sure if whatever lost its supply of food knew why, it would gladly starve for the cause.
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Male 33
Zerg rush.
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Female 2,220
I found that really sad!!!!!
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Male 85
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Oh my god.

I`m suggesting ants as a cure for people with crabs.

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Male 363
Hey Joolin,

Two words

Bug.

Spray.

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Male 10,440
There are more transistors than ants. A little RAID would fix them.

The thing is ants are essential to the ecosystem. As easy as it would be to get rid of them, we`d be harming the environment in the process.

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Male 216
ants FTW. This is why you dont piss off those little suckers. My brother has fire ants in his backyard in Florida and my nephew ended up getting sent to the hospital because of them.
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Male 10,440
Noooo! Poor crab.
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Male 575
last line cracked me up
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Male 1,002
In a battle between ants and anything other than ants, the ants will always win. Humans aren`t Earth`s dominant species, we`re just the dominant mammals.
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Male 189
Oh. THOSE crabs...
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Male 3,619
comunism works
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Male 91
...thats horrible...
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Male 901
Imagine the pain of having ants enter your joins and eating your muscles from the inside. Ouch.
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Male 424
That`s a bit unfair.... I expect a one on one...
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Male 914
too cool for school
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Female 355
Imma take a guess, the ants win.
-watches video-
Omfg, ant bridge FTW.
Awesome, but ew.
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Male 153
nom nom nom nom nom.
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Male 569
why must the ants always win these?
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Male 548
brutal
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Male 2,551
Link: Ants Vs Crabs [Rate Link] - And the winner is....
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