Always Make Sure Your Car Alarm Isn`t Faulty [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Especially if you live in New York.
There are 46 comments:
Male 12
People of new york.
you`re not afraid to voice your opinion.
I salute you :D
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Male 2,172
Turn you f**cking alarm off.
Turn you f**cking
Turn you
you

*Facepalm*

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Male 1,484
that is epic
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Female 121
you is not the same as your. Boo.
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Male 150
That is so northerner.
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Female 1,798
the sign on the left for the win! :)
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Female 986
@ OldOllie, that construction worker is my hero of the day. I will now think of him whenever I hear someone`s stupid alarm go off.
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Male 126
lol i think he would kill himself if the ppl are waiting near the car
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Male 2,332
I like how he bothered to say "please" at the end
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Female 3,828
lol old ollie. thats crazy

and i like the " people of new york" sign off

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Male 2,344
Turn you drating alourm off? Lol. Pretty funny.
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Male 15,832
This guy got off easy. About 30 years ago I was living in downtown Denver, and one night about 11:00 this guy`s alarm went off in his Toyota Cressida (at the time their top-of-the-line luxury sedan) and wouldn`t stop. A crowd started to gather around it, but the owner never showed up.

Finally this construction worker said, "F**k this s**t! I gotta work in the morning." He went to his truck and came back with a crowbar. He asked if anybody knew which side the battery was on; somebody indicated the driver`s side. He used the crowbar to bend back the corner of the hood till he could see the battery. He then disconnected the cable. Problem solved.

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Female 230
TURN YOU F-CKING ALARM OFF!
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Female 15,763
Shh, it`s a New Yorker, it` okay. Your arguments won`t work anyway. Just go look at kittens or something.
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Female 244
StarDagger:

Really? Really, man? You want the south to secede IF he gets re-elected because we "don`t have any brains"? That is incredibly ignorant on your part. Who cares if people don`t support Obama? What ever happened to a personal opinion anyway? And not everyone in the south disagrees with him. And hang on a second, you say "we, in NY..." when your info says Europe. Also, if yall hate the south so much then WHY do you crowd our beaches so dadgum often?!? Obviously this isn`t a shared opinion...??

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Male 26
@StarDagger

Not everyone in the south necessarily hates Obama and wish to secede from the US. My close friends and I support our current president, and frankly your hyperbolic statement is unjustified and predictable from a dogmatic ignoramus.

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Male 101
No one here has obviously been to the south.
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Male 25,416
Ha ha ha! now if the car alarm isnt going off, people mill know its off and steal the car
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Male 1,190
I am hoping the south will decide to secede when Obama gets re-elected. We, in NY (and every other state with some brains) will happily wave good-bye to them!
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Male 678
Luckyduck- you sick, sick little boy!
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Male 1,523
I always wonder if these are real. Can`t people just write a mean note, put it on their car, take a picture of it, and put it on the internet just waiting for an IAB user to come across it, then submit it on i-am-bored.com?
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Male 275
-LuckyDucky- has obviously never been to the south.
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Male 1,381
yeah. i can`t *WAIT* to get out of the south.
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Male 1,045
come on luckyducky, i`m eating.

and why even have a car alarm, nobody pays attention when one goes off anyway.

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Female 262
Oh gross, dude. WHY post the naked phone-wielding toilet-crazy redneck photo?! It ruined my lunch!
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Male 2,553
"Please do so-and-so, to ensure everyones pea-"
"JUSTSHUDDUPALREADY!"
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Male 141
"he we may be dumb in the south. but at least we have class."

Yeah, class.

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Male 3,425
Lol, I`m loving the contrast between the two notes. There`s a well explained one, and a blunt one.
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Male 79
XD!!!!!!!!!

I Was Born In NY I Say Yous All The Time

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Male 562
I would of had a poo on the windscreen and rubbed it in.
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Male 1,193
If that was my car I`d frame the note.
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Male 953
This is NY it should be YOU = YOUS
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Female 133
LOL! This lives up to everything I`ve heard about New Yorkers.
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Male 46
"he we may be dumb in the south."
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You said it!

never heard of sarcasm dibpoo?

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Male 7,378
"he we may be dumb in the south."
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You said it!
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Male 1,220
you =/= your
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Male 90
I would have broken the window and taken the alarm out myself.
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Male 1,646
he we may be dumb in the south. but at least we have class.
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Male 553
This is pretty funny. I wish my car had a car alarm, not that I wish to annoy everyone with it. It would help me in those moments where I am completely lost in the parking lot and have no clue where the hell did I park.

On a side note, happy birthday opiebreath.

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Male 9,306
New York - Where people won`t hesitate to tell you just exactly what they think of you.
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Male 3,296
car alarm fail
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Male 54
lol
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Male 10
reminds me of `how i met your mother`
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Female 474
i <3 new york =]
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Male 19,854
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