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Date: 10/21/09 10:02 AM

46 Responses to Always Make Sure Your Car Alarm Isn`t Faulty [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:12 am
    Link: Always Make Sure Your Car Alarm Isn`t Faulty - Especially if you live in New York.
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    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:18 am
    i <3 new york =]
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    Watchdog Male 18-29
    10 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:21 am
    reminds me of `how i met your mother`
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    declan765 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:27 am
    lol
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:27 am
    car alarm fail
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:29 am
    New York - Where people won`t hesitate to tell you just exactly what they think of you.
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    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:33 am
    This is pretty funny. I wish my car had a car alarm, not that I wish to annoy everyone with it. It would help me in those moments where I am completely lost in the parking lot and have no clue where the hell did I park.

    On a side note, happy birthday opiebreath.

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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:35 am
    he we may be dumb in the south. but at least we have class.
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    est87jmg Male 18-29
    90 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:36 am
    I would have broken the window and taken the alarm out myself.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:45 am
    you =/= your
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:00 am
    "he we may be dumb in the south."
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    You said it!
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    xastor Male 18-29
    46 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:13 am
    "he we may be dumb in the south."
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    You said it!

    never heard of sarcasm dibpoo?

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    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:19 am
    LOL! This lives up to everything I`ve heard about New Yorkers.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:24 am
    This is NY it should be YOU = YOUS
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:56 am
    If that was my car I`d frame the note.
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    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    I would of had a poo on the windscreen and rubbed it in.
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    DemonClown69 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    XD!!!!!!!!!

    I Was Born In NY I Say Yous All The Time

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Lol, I`m loving the contrast between the two notes. There`s a well explained one, and a blunt one.
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    -LuckyDucky- Male 18-29
    141 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    "he we may be dumb in the south. but at least we have class."

    Yeah, class.

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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    "Please do so-and-so, to ensure everyones pea-"
    "JUSTSHUDDUPALREADY!"
  21. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Oh gross, dude. WHY post the naked phone-wielding toilet-crazy redneck photo?! It ruined my lunch!
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    come on luckyducky, i`m eating.

    and why even have a car alarm, nobody pays attention when one goes off anyway.

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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    yeah. i can`t *WAIT* to get out of the south.
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    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    -LuckyDucky- has obviously never been to the south.
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    I always wonder if these are real. Can`t people just write a mean note, put it on their car, take a picture of it, and put it on the internet just waiting for an IAB user to come across it, then submit it on i-am-bored.com?
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    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Luckyduck- you sick, sick little boy!
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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    I am hoping the south will decide to secede when Obama gets re-elected. We, in NY (and every other state with some brains) will happily wave good-bye to them!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Ha ha ha! now if the car alarm isnt going off, people mill know its off and steal the car
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    clwnz Male 13-17
    101 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    No one here has obviously been to the south.
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    ubiquitous Male 18-29
    26 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    @StarDagger

    Not everyone in the south necessarily hates Obama and wish to secede from the US. My close friends and I support our current president, and frankly your hyperbolic statement is unjustified and predictable from a dogmatic ignoramus.

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    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    StarDagger:

    Really? Really, man? You want the south to secede IF he gets re-elected because we "don`t have any brains"? That is incredibly ignorant on your part. Who cares if people don`t support Obama? What ever happened to a personal opinion anyway? And not everyone in the south disagrees with him. And hang on a second, you say "we, in NY..." when your info says Europe. Also, if yall hate the south so much then WHY do you crowd our beaches so dadgum often?!? Obviously this isn`t a shared opinion...??

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Shh, it`s a New Yorker, it` okay. Your arguments won`t work anyway. Just go look at kittens or something.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    lmao
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    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    TURN YOU F-CKING ALARM OFF!
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    This guy got off easy. About 30 years ago I was living in downtown Denver, and one night about 11:00 this guy`s alarm went off in his Toyota Cressida (at the time their top-of-the-line luxury sedan) and wouldn`t stop. A crowd started to gather around it, but the owner never showed up.

    Finally this construction worker said, "F**k this s**t! I gotta work in the morning." He went to his truck and came back with a crowbar. He asked if anybody knew which side the battery was on; somebody indicated the driver`s side. He used the crowbar to bend back the corner of the hood till he could see the battery. He then disconnected the cable. Problem solved.

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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    Turn you drating alourm off? Lol. Pretty funny.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    lol old ollie. thats crazy

    and i like the " people of new york" sign off

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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 3:02 am
    I like how he bothered to say "please" at the end
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    igotaferret Male 13-17
    126 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 3:57 am
    lol i think he would kill himself if the ppl are waiting near the car
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 5:54 am
    @ OldOllie, that construction worker is my hero of the day. I will now think of him whenever I hear someone`s stupid alarm go off.
  41. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 7:18 am
    the sign on the left for the win! :)
  42. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    That is so northerner.
  43. Profile photo of mlr1021
    mlr1021 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    you is not the same as your. Boo.
  44. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 23, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    that is epic
  45. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    October 28, 2009 at 5:10 am
    Turn you f**cking alarm off.
    Turn you f**cking
    Turn you
    you

    *Facepalm*

  46. Profile photo of Fimbulvetr
    Fimbulvetr Male 13-17
    12 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    People of new york.
    you`re not afraid to voice your opinion.
    I salute you :D

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