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Date: 10/16/09 06:04 AM

63 Responses to Absolutely the Sign of the Day [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Link: Absolutely the Sign of the Day - Bottom line: Do Not F With Mike.
  2. Profile photo of studiothree
    studiothree Male 18-29
    3 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 6:06 am
    he seems pretty mad...
  3. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 6:31 am
    ive got your bike, mikey boy. come get it
  4. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 6:37 am
    So much wasted energy on being angry.
  5. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 6:41 am
    Signed, Father O`Malley of St. Nicholas` Cathedral.
  6. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 6:54 am
    who rides a bike to church
  7. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 6:55 am
    Maybe Jesus took the bike. He`s been known to "hang out" in churches.
  8. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 7:05 am
    not really that good
  9. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 7:50 am
    this constitutes a legal threat on a persons life. If I was the bike thief I would turn myself in and file charges against the owner of the bike. You can not take the law in your own hands. Bike thief would get probation`s not sure what they would give you for a death threat.
  10. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 7:50 am
    Clearly a good Christian.
  11. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 7:52 am
    That`s the best thing ever.
  12. Profile photo of declan765
    declan765 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 8:06 am
    i would of had taken the bike
  13. Profile photo of declan765
    declan765 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 8:07 am
    and send pice by piece to him back for money
  14. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 8:19 am

    Thanks for taking all the fun out of it, bungled. Sit back, laugh a little.
  15. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 8:43 am
    Pursued with a vengeance rivaling Pee Wee`s...
  16. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 8:43 am
    lol, i see a institution in mikes future.
  17. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Seems Mike is peeved
  18. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 9:35 am
    Seems that Mike forgot his meds.
  19. Profile photo of krifle2
    krifle2 Female 30-39
    193 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 9:58 am
    lol kilroy
  20. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 10:02 am
    As someone who knows the gut wrenching feeling of going to get your bike only to find a broken lock, I concur.

    Kill all bike thieves

  21. Profile photo of andybme
    andybme Male 50-59
    296 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 10:04 am
    I hope Mike catches the dirty little thief. Thieves are the scum of the earth. More power to Mike.
  22. Profile photo of Reaper8
    Reaper8 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 10:07 am
    He obviously has God on his side.
  23. Profile photo of smelldepitts
    smelldepitts Male 18-29
    22 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 11:02 am
    I beereeve in you mike!
  24. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 11:22 am
    That theif is doomed, or should I say damned.
  25. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 11:32 am
    *Plays Kill Bill music*
  26. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    A hero is born.
  27. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    wow, someone was really attached to their bike!
  28. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    hahaha i like how he started out with an innocent question and just went in after that. I hope he finds the dude
  29. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    haha awesome.
  30. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    mike = liam neeson (taken)
  31. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Here`s what you don`t know: The frame of the bike was hollowed out and filled with pure cocaine.
  32. Profile photo of jsellars
    jsellars Male 18-29
    29 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    i bet that guy is a wuss
  33. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Mike has some anger issues.
  34. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    check the basement at the Alamo.
  35. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    I thought that too, zmeace. Liam Neeson freagin`s rocks, and I will say that anytime I get a chance to do so. :P
  36. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    lmfao, I laughed.
  37. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    Goddamn o_o
  38. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Mike needs therapy. The thief should consider moving to another country.
  39. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    lol the funniest thing was his name this big letter about hunting the guy down and the closing is
    -mike made me lol
  40. Profile photo of scotland626
    scotland626 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    OMG it IS like Taken :D
  41. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    You just screwed up Mike, now the bike thief knows you`re after him and is on the run from you. Anyone that pissed about losing a bike, won`t be able to catch the thief, since you`re on foot, and he`s on your bike.. nah nah nah nah boo boo!
  42. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    "OMG it IS like Taken :D"

    i was just thinking that

  43. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    I left my friend`s bike outside a donair shop one day (delicious food) and it took about 5 minutes to get it all through, and I sat with my back to the window where my friend`s bike was, and upon exiting, no bike. It was stolen when I was less than 2 inches away from it.

    I laughed, my friend didn`t.

  44. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    I left my friend`s bike outside a donair shop one day (delicious food) and it took about 5 minutes to complete my order, and I sat with my back to the window where my friend`s bike was, and upon exiting, no bike. It was stolen when I was less than 2 inches away from it.

    I laughed, my friend didn`t.

    ""OMG it IS like Taken :D"

    i was just thinking that"

    I just understood what that meant. The movie Taken (didn`t see it). As I read it, I thought of it as "OMG, my bike is like, taken, dude."

  45. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    :)
  46. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    that is pretty much how you feel though when someone steals from you ,I hope Mike catches the bike thief and hurts him bad !
  47. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    and the next night the bike reappears magically at the same place it was!
  48. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    It is like taken and this cat just went nuts outside my house crazy I say probably got him a possum.
  49. Profile photo of alpha8te
    alpha8te Male 30-39
    71 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    awww...mike... get em.
  50. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    how original. ive only seen like 50 others just like it
  51. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 12:43 am
    i like this mike character
  52. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
    152 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 1:39 am
    So this is pasted on a cathedral? How appropriate. Not saying that it`s wrong though..
  53. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 8:43 am
    p0l4r21
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    44 Posts Friday, October 16, 2009 10:12:26 PM
    It is like taken and this cat just went nuts outside my house crazy I say probably got him a possum.

    ---------------------------------------------
    Was that even English?

  54. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    lol. I just want to see the reaction of the person who took it. They read it...& then look around cautiously. Haha.
  55. Profile photo of trapinch55
    trapinch55 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    lol `dont worry, i will be there soon... i can see u now.. just need... a ... boo...ster... juice...zzzzz` xD
  56. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 7:57 am
    give him back his bike! who? mike you moron, the guy with the gun pointed at you!
  57. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    You can only push a man so far until he decides to break some legs. I`m not saying it`s right but, I don`t have any sympathy for the thief. Sad truth, the police will spend more time investigating Mike then retrieving his bike. Of course this may be a neighborhood where the police don`t mess with people like Mike.
  58. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    The guy was apparently in church when it was stolen. That makes his reaction funnier for some reason.
  59. Profile photo of igotaferret
    igotaferret Male 13-17
    126 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    his sister has stole it
  60. Profile photo of RipJack
    RipJack Male 13-17
    124 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    please god, make the jonas brothers have stole his bike.
  61. Profile photo of MarksTheMan
    MarksTheMan Male 13-17
    48 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    i think me and mike could get along U DONT STEAL A MANS BIKE
  62. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:06 am
    hes a cool guy that mike is
  63. Profile photo of Vedith
    Vedith Female 18-29
    111 posts
    October 29, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    Lmao!! Don`t mess with Mike!

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