9 Really Demented, Bizarre Toys [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Have any Japanese kids on your Christmas list? You might want to consider a few of these strange gifts.
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Female 8
Well I HAD to google search GURO...you can`t tell me not to do something and really expect me to listen. Either way I only searched the images and I`m fairly certain I saw Sailor Moon giving a BJ.
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Female 165
Lol I thought the Hooters girl was an amputee. And trust Japan to have mutilated babies and severed body parts. You know that`s from porn right. Whatever you do...DO NOT Google image search Guro!
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Male 62
i soo want the god action figure and the paperclip :-D..... although, I would need a "in case of emergency break glass" case for the paper clip
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Male 1,485
this is wrong on about a trillion differant levels
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Female 1
There are so many levels of wrong with the God Almighty Toy. I`m fairly sure He would not need an AK-47....or the cloak of invulnerability either for that matter. They`ve got him looking like Santa Claus on crack, with the package of a porn star. Wtf?
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Male 45
If you bought all those action figures, it would be like, the best game ever.

God, Jesus, MacGyver, some turtles, and a chick from Hooters. What a partay!

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Male 202
this is messed up by alot of miles. it has too much little kid stuff when what it needs is a little bit of big kid stuff such as on little kids its ages are:1-5 and in the big kid stuff it would be:6-11 i rest my point.
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Female 517
#9
wow, paperclip.
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Male 81
the creepy part is that it has a preadolescent girl with a toy baby trying to breast feed. its pretty effed up in my opinion
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Female 187
"i thought the first was just a creepy baby doll...then i saw the demonstration. A BREAST FEEDING DOLL?!?!?!!? REALLY?!?!?!?!?!"
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I feel like something as natural as feeding a baby shouldn`t be creepy, at all. There is something seriously messed up with society if that is considered creepy.
On another note, I think its a good idea. When my brother was born and my mother was in the hospital, she overheard a doctor telling a woman that the only way her baby would survive was if she breast-feed it. The lady didn`t want to do it...
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Female 5,222
ROFL all the bloody doll toys >.<
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Female 116
i thought the first was just a creepy baby doll...then i saw the demonstration. A BREAST FEEDING DOLL?!?!?!!? REALLY?!?!?!?!?!
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Male 51
#2 is EPIC WIN!!!!!
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Female 140
That doll makes god look pretty badass. I want one.
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Female 895
D: As a child, I wished fondly to one day travel to Japan. I was obsessed with the culture, and anime-till one day, the internet betrayed me and google image revealed a whole new world filled with Goreography. I no longer have any desire to leave my country. :| or, well rather..just never go to japan.
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Male 31
Just saying with the AK and all... wouldn`t it be Allah?
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Female 267
I was wrong, it is his.
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Female 267
"and very probably number eight too"

Doubt it, doesn`t look like his.

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Male 3,296
the last one is really good.... as a collective item
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Female 2
Once again, number six (and very probably number eight too) is designed by manga artist Shintaro Kago. He draws gore. It is not intended for children, but for adult collecters, and they are JOKES. Probably commentary to all the other weird stuff that get marketed with happy colours and cute smiley characters in Japan.
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Female 265
lol the god almighty one is awesome. god fully equipped with an AK. now available at your local jesus christ superstore..lol..i just had to google it...too bad there isnt a site..but i did see this:
http://www.cafepress.com/jc_superstore#l...
(scroll down to intimate apparel) lol
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Female 9
id buy that God Almighty thing. God kicks some serious ass XDD lmao
and that Jesus bank XD
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Male 690
awesome. I want the God action figure and the mighty paper clip. The bomb one looks fun also xD
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Male 3,619
I want to dangerbomb clock and the Mcgyver "multitool"

Did you guys know that Norway actually invented the paperclip?

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Female 781
That dismembered woman is quite appalling... She`s very anatomically correct. :/
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Male 169
Actually I quite like that alarm clock, pretty damn cool. Also, God uses a Kalashnikov.
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Male 77
I want me some tortugas!
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Male 211
lol... I WANNA PAPERCLIP!
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Male 467
Oh my gawd!! I totally need that special yet normal MacGyver paperclip!
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Male 4,680
Whoever invented the microwavable baby deserves a high five and a promotion.
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Male 525
The hooters doll looks like it has one leg.
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Male 239
that microwaved baby is simply horrible.
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Male 1,218
God sports an AK47? Floods and famines aren`t doing the trick lately?
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Male 26
Considering the plastic boobs and vagina, I`d say it`s NSFW.
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Female 169
LMFAO MacGyver I Love you <3
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Male 73
"I`m stuck at work and theres an ugly tranny that looks like the joker with red hair, a chick fatter then a car with dreads that make her look fatter, a gay asian dude who is with 2 dykes, and a creepy old man looking at mags in the corner....and the microwave baby was cool too. "

Morning fancy :P

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Male 71
I`m stuck at work and theres an ugly tranny that looks like the joker with red hair, a chick fatter then a car with dreads that make her look fatter, a gay asian dude who is with 2 dykes, and a creepy old man looking at mags in the corner....and the microwave baby was cool too.
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Female 21
pahahahaha at the microwaved baby. I don`t think I am supposed to love it...
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Male 3,255
Ohh, Japan...
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Male 54
#7 supposed to be some foreign ninja turtles?
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Female 304
haha The Macgyver one was pretty good. And I desperately need that God Almighty action figure.
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Male 324
The Hooter`s one...woulda been much sweeter had the place to put the antenna was just a lil further north.
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Male 838
And hallowed cloak of invulnerability, huh? Wow.
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Male 1,370
macgyver multitool was amazing.
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Male 15,832
Chup, chup, chup.

Bluuurp!

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Male 15,510
The first one is entitled "hungry baby" and below the title it says "The first doll that breastfeed"
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Female 265
I thought the Hooters one only had one leg XD
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Male 3,482
I want the McGuyver. I`d never open it, just keep it above my bed for emergency use.

Also... I`m not sure what 8 is, but it`s naked, anatomically correct, and going to give me nightmares tonight.

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Male 109
lol at the paperclip and Godalmighty :D
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Female 318
Okay, so why is no one horrified by the microwaved baby or the mutilated woman. Is Japan teaching their kids to be demented serial killers?!
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Female 295
words cannot express how much I love that last one...
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Female 232
It took me a moment with the Hooters doll.. at first I wasn`t sure where the antenna was supposed to go LOL
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Female 1,077
*want
wtf spell fail.
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Female 1,077
i was the macgyver and jesus saves toys.
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Female 372
What`s with the paper clip? Aha
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Male 64
I stand in awe of the raw awesome some of these toys radiate.. it`s a palpable aura. I swear it is. I find myself yearning for the God Almighty toy. Something about seeing God in a white Jedi outfit with ZZ-Top style beard wielding an AK-47 that just gets my bizarre sense of humor going.
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Male 769
i want the God action figure. that would be awesome.
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Male 562
Why does God need a gun, he can make kittehs!!
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Male 1,219
I`d play the bomb game.
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Female 1,566
DO WANT GOD W/ AK-47!
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Female 244
Tha paperclip is definitely my favorite!! XD
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Male 1,064
oh gawd vagina o.o
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Female 288
Did you see the corner of the package of the God action figure? It says it`s from Jesus Christ Superstore.
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Male 527
Um, what does God need with an AK-47? The MacGyver one was absolutely cool. I wonder if the same company also came out with a MacGyver rubber band? :)
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Male 1,666
That bomb one is actually pretty cool..
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Female 1,604
haha the paperclip
"hot new product" for the hooters car antenna rofl, how do they know it is hot if it is new hasn`t had time to sell enough yet and if it is a car antenna where does the antenna go???oooo
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Female 1,264
I thought the God Allmighy was awesome, but the paperclip? Absolutely epic.
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Female 5
mopsnmaggots, looks like you might be able to find one...it`s a collector`s item! http://www.productwiki.com/macgyver-mult...
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Male 1,918
OMG A PAPERCLIP! want
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Male 10,855
paperclip was epic
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Female 355
"And is that Jesus on the toilet?"
No, it`s Jesus Saves Bank. <3
I can use it for my coin storing needs!
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Female 931
that clock would scare the crap out of me if like my mom bought it for me and switched it with my clock.. then I wake up and am like O_O
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Male 262
I agree, I have to have the multitool.
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Male 47
paperclip looks shopped which is a damn shame cause i want it :(
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Male 819
Some of these were fake, but overall still pretty cool!
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Female 4,028
That clock looks nifty. God with a gun? Whoa!
And is that Jesus on the toilet?
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Female 282
these were hilarious...except for the microwave baby, wtf?
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Male 256
Japan - Riding the fine line of madness and genius for centuries.
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Female 635
I want the paperclip. Because it`s that silly.
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Male 678
Awesome Paperclip dude I so want one!
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Female 3,598
i want the god doll. also the bomb clock. it would be cool if that one were an alarm clock so you had to do the right sequence to hit snooze or whatever.
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Male 25,416
Amusing! but cool!
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Female 84
I want the Dangerbomb Clock RIGHT NOW.
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Male 173
2 is so f*cking awesome, mind I use the word epic.
I lol`d so hard at las fantasticas tortugas.
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Female 778
why is the hooters doll kicking herself in the ass?
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Female 4,225
1) I still don`yt get it despite explaination
2) OMG IT`S TEG GODZ...O_O the croutch?
3) Should this even exist?
4) o...k...
5) me
6) Dear Japan, what the hell is wrong with you?
7) hmm?
8)Japan, seriously, what is wrong with you?
9) WHY, Japan? WHY?
10) old, I bet it sold like they did the pet rock, back then
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Male 955
Macgyver tool is ftw
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Female 159
MACGYVER MULTITOOL...LAAAAWL!
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Male 1,718
the Jesus one was amazing. Hallowed Cloak of Invulnerability? WIN!
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Male 216
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Male 106
MACGYVER FTW!!!
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Female 924
That`s quite an achievement, 2 out of 5 words spelled wrong (if you count "9" as a word).
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Female 362
It`s spell "Demented`.

Seriously, IAB. There`s this new thing called "proofreading". You should try it some time.

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Male 1,598
Wow, no NSFW tag for #8? Also, God Almighty should be a real action figure. I`ve gotta try that in Scribblenauts...
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Male 1,646
the MacGyver one was flippin amazing. the best part about it, i would totally buy it

oh, and IAB you should hook up Mozilla Firefox, they have automatic spell checker.

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Male 59
Almighty God one is fake. Didn`t read all the comments so whatever if someone already said that.
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Female 187
The jesus bank is funny, and i would buy it.
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Male 1,045
1 says
"the first breastfeeding doll."
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Male 4
"Dimented?" Epic Spelling Fail. |:
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Female 1,798
Japan: Creating toys for future serial killers for over 50 years.
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Male 206
the god one was amazing.. must have.
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Male 7,831
i actually want the bomb clock thing
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Female 1,386
Hehe the Macgyver one is cool but fake. I recall the photoshop contest for that one, it was a while ago (as in years).
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Male 162
love the god almighty toy, kinda reminds me of the family guy clip with jesus shooting guns in "passion of the christ 2: crucify this!"
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Female 839
taxicab2004
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
27 Posts Tuesday, October 20, 2009 1:01:46 PM
i dont see whats wrong with number 1..?


Well, if you look a little closer, you will see that the doll is a BREASTFED doll

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Male 1,045
2 were spanish, and three american.

also, what`s "dimented" mean?

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Male 78
I checked the comments to see if anyone else had already corrected this, so I wouldn`t be repetitive, but the word is "demented" not "dimented." Thanks.
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Male 112
i dont see whats wrong with number 1..?
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Male 18
they are shi.t hot
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Female 472
The Macgyver multitool made me LOL. So much so that my room mate asked me what the hell was so funny.
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Male 592
god uses the gun of the taliban XD owned
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Male 5,314
i love bizrre toys
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Male 897
LoLz! THe MacGyver wonder tool is a classic!
Disemboweled baby is a bit creepy. That bomb clock looks awesome though! I want it!
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Female 15
MacGyver toy is just plain awesome. The people who made the baby toy should be thrown into a microwave.
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Male 2,591
spelling fail
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Male 148
A Lactating baby? Freaking Hell!
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Male 3,369
1) meh..fairly normal
2)What is it with Christians and their assault rifles?
3)not for kids
4)pretending you`re diffusing a bomb is kinda cool
5)LOL! very clever.
6)sick...sick....sick
7)teenage ninja mutant turtles?
8)Sicker..sicker...sicker
9) HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Male 2,552
These are basically all way too much, EXCEPT the McGyver one. =D
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Male 9,305
So nice to know God uses an AK. e_e
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Female 300
ninja turtle ripoff
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Male 428
I love the random God w/an AK.
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Male 807
good stuff, the paperclip was classic-think how many people paid for that, up there with Pet Rock
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Female 9,572
lmao at the God toy w/ the gun and the paperclip.
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Male 600
Thanks to IAB japan has a reputation for more than just electronics and cars
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Male 600
eww
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Male 20,911
Link: 9 Really Demented, Bizarre Toys [Pics] [Rate Link] - Have any Japanese kids on your Christmas list? You might want to consider a few of these strange gifts.
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