30 More Truly Tasteless Signs [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Funny how all the best signs are subtle references to genitalia, no? [Pic #30 dedicated to our own Moderator, DavyMid]
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Female 172
best signs compilation yet :D
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Male 431
OBAMA`S a RETARD!!! FTW.
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Female 22
wow... I`m glad to say that my neighbor does NOT jerk my chicken... geez...
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Female 207
Lol yeah, I suppose that`s right. We never went by the entire `half brother/sister` thing but meh. If you wanna get technical.
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Male 103
ahh so your half brother then :) all is clear lol
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Female 207
Wadz -

Not when said brother has a different father xD

I seriously loled when I saw this. Who knew I`d log on and see my hometown xD

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Female 986
@ Wadz
Maybe brother as in brother-in-law? Or something?
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Male 103
Meowyinn - "Mee Hung Low was actually a really nice restaurant owned by my brother`s grandmother"
.....wouldnt that make it your grandmothers aswell? :S
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Female 248
LOL Zoo Fences, They should reserve cubicles everywhere incase of emergency`s.
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Male 1,078
lmao.
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Female 207
Ophanim -

Mee Hung Low was actually a really nice restaurant owned by my brother`s grandmother, I totally sprayed soda on my screen when I saw that. For anyone interested, it was originally in San Luis Obispo, California, but it closed down recently since bro`s grandparents retired. They rented it out to another local Asian family though so God only knows what they`re going to do with it x_x

I really hope they keep the sign.

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Female 43
The douches one..wasn`t all that good.
Douche=shower in french..
Vous devez mieux apprendre votre francais..il me semble bien évident u_u;
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Male 59
I could comment on each of these specifically but that would take much of my time. Here are a few key points of interest:

1.The man on the bus with his mouth open represents someone who fantasizes about what the graphic image is suggesting (feces on underwear)

4.This advertisement is a play on words but seemingly this man both enjoys chicken and his neighbors sexual advances

22.This "Nipple" company (located in East Texas)produces rubber gaskets for farm machinery, also called "nipples" in this specific industry

27.These two men most likely just finished "consummating" their relationship in this bathroom; it is well advised they take the advice of the sign to maintain good rectal hygiene

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Female 1,120
The back door beads made me laugh, and please don`t let the animals eat you because it can make them sick. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Male 74
"Mee Hung Low"... Poor guy. Actually, it took me a little while to notice that one.
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Female 2,672
back door beads ftmfw
near me theres a shed shop with a sign saying "free erections"
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Female 153
I would love to go to the church of the most high.... If they provide snacks would it come from the Pump and Munch?
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Male 12,138
[quote]u kno, i read the comments and for every single picture there is at least one saying that its shopped. Can some one please explain to me what they are looking at the prove that it is shopped. Cuz I just dont see these things...[/quote]

One can tell by the pixels, and having seen quite a few shops in one`s day.

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Male 7,378
It doesn`t get any better than Anus Perfumery.
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Female 178
i love the douches one. if i ever go to france i`m going to try and do that, too, just for laughs.
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Male 80
Cox`s Smokers I know that one is totally real ive seen it in person. haha.
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Male 2,514
Some are funny, but too many of them are photoshopped to be very funny.
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Male 4,393
X(
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Female 846
u kno, i read the comments and for every single picture there is at least one saying that its shopped. Can some one please explain to me what they are looking at the prove that it is shopped. Cuz I just dont see these things...
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Male 152
the zoo and cubicle ones really got me :`)
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Male 117
lol?
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Male 3,425
There a coastguard phone like that one near me, not quite sure how they work, but there really are only 3 numbers.
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Male 1,882
"Back Door Beads" looks totally shopped.
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Male 525
Bex753 there used to be a lot of them about in Britain (BT is British Telecom) they have 3 numbers saved on them but cant be used to dial out to a normal number. Taxi companies used to put them in shopping centres so that people phoning a taxi had to phone them.
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Female 276
Angel: 999 doesnt send u straight to the police, it sends u to an operator who asks wether u want put through to police, ambulance, fire brigade or coastguard. its th fact that the phone has no nuber 9 on it thats funny
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Female 276
OMG!! the one about using only cubicle 4 for sexual liasons is from the pub i drink in!! lol. they will be most pleased theyre on iab lol
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Male 221
the 123 phone has obviously been shopped

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Male 525
Angelicamber 999 is emergency services e.g. police, ambulance fire brigade and cost guard. That`s not the point though, the phone only has numbers 1 -3 on it.
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Male 2,238
Also, angel, the phone only has the buttons 1, 2 and 3.
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Female 1,572
...oh and chicken poop is a type of lip balm
I took a picture with that sign years ago =D
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Female 1,572
@morrigan
I think the joke is 999 is the emergency number that dispatches you straight to the police (like 911) so calling and asking for the coastguard would be wrong?
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Male 480
So, the emergency phone...is it an addition thing? 999=333 333 333? I`m stumped
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Female 3,828
i like the zoo one. cute.
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Male 11
i have actually cooked on the Mr. Tube Steak bbq. i have pictures on my cell phone to prove it, he lent it to a person i was working for to do an event. it probably hadn`t been washed since that picture... honestly spider webs all over it. i am so happy i finally relate to one of these random pictures :D
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Male 2,238
"Danger of death by failing"

That`s one fatal spelling mistake.

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Male 736
i would have loved to see what cubicle 4 looked like
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Male 1,381
another proud moment in a young woman`s life.

"Where do you work?"
"Camel Toe."
"..."
"It`s okay. It`s really tasteful."

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Male 703
atleast those guys KNOW they are douches
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Male 1,598
I don`t see anything wrong with Church of the Most High, that`s a pretty common phrase for God. I guess it kind of sounds like drugs, but not really.
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Male 807
yeah i feel that a lot of them were photoshopped
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Female 1
"douches" is French for showers, in case you were wondering why such a sign existed.>:}
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Female 697
Funny.
A lot of them made me chuckle
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Male 2,703
that little girl was MUCH too old to still have a pacifier...lazy parents.
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Female 5,222
:P
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Male 690
rofl the douches sign was the best.

the 2nd best was the emergency phone with only the 1 2 and 3 buttons xD

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Female 15,763
I bet the pimpslapping church would beat the hell out of the headbanging church.
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Female 864
omg these are too good ,"pump n munch ? "back door beads" ? lololol
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Female 471
Mmm, I want me some sweet beaver.
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Male 1,108
Douches = Chavs in English
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Female 15
Chicken poop is a chap stick
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Female 150
une douche = french for "shower"
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Male 485
wow
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Male 3,014
"douches = showers in dutch"

Not bidets?

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Female 9,402
last one = nice.
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Male 3,756
I`m almost positive that #7, the "Sweet Beavers" sign, is in the small town in Oklahoma where I grew up. I recognize the Whitten Insurance sign in the background.
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Male 271
douches = showers in dutch
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Female 462
I see the neighbour jerks my chicken one everyday, but I guess there`s more than one in Toronto.
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Female 87
I have another for the list..

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p134/...

They suuure do

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Female 133
Someone please take the pacifier out of that kid`s mouth, she can walk for goodness sake.
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Male 725
If I ask real nicely, my neighbor jerks my chicken as well.
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Male 24
lolz thamk you mr president
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Male 648
I`m rather curious about this Ultimate Faith Church...I`m picturing everyone backhanding each other instead of shaking hands "Peace be with you! *smack*"
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Female 395
i love the cubicle 4 one. i wish nightclubs had just one stall like that....
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Male 13,624
akinis- Me too - *passes the bong*
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Male 975
notice cox smokers has a doral ad cut short resulting in oral
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Male 328
Think of the animals: don`t let them eat you.
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Male 2,688
FUFtheKlown, How many people do think actually know that a Bunghole is actually a wine/beer term? So many people walking by are gonna get a different idea.
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Male 2,688
As much as I disagree with using children to get your political views across... I gotta say it makes a good point. Just shows how bad the economy really is.
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Female 931
lmao at the zoo one :D
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Male 137
Nothing wrong with the bunghole cellars. They`re using it`s actual definition correctly
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Male 1,108
I`ll be in cubicle No. 4
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Male 3,842
Some are funny, but the ones that are intentional ("The Camel`s Toe") aren`t funny because they meant the double-entendre to begin with. It`s only funny when it`s unintentional.
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Male 371
Lol at #1
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Male 366
That girl is only a baby and she`s already having politics dumped on her. That pisses me off
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Male 535
i`m joining the church of ultimate high
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Female 381
If I ever met that little girl`s mother, I would slap the red off her neck.
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Male 13,624
Davy- ahhh thats ok then, No hassles :-)
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Male 10,440
lol... religion, rednecks and bad Asian translation at its (their) best.
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Female 1,386
Using your kid as fodder for your political statement is not cool. No matter what that statement is. :/
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Male 12,138
[quote]Oh and yes, Davy, you declaring tax on that little venture sir?[/quote]

Nah, it`s registered to an account in Belize...

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Male 497
omg the ANUS is actually ANAS because i read the arabic word... :p
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Male 1,002
For restrooms,
Spin around in circles until you sh.t yourself.
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Male 167
This reminds me of a funny fact: Here in my city there is this private security company called "ASS Security". No kidding! Nearly all the houses around my neighborhood have a sign with "ASS" written on it. Not the mention that the guards themselves got to wear this jacket with a giant "ASS" written on the back. It`s priceless!


PS: Sorry for saying ass so many times. Hope it`s ok... :D

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Male 2,159
"Step on rooster for water"

Since when did the Chinese wash their hands with men`s tears?

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Male 13,624
Oh and yes, Davy, you declaring tax on that little venture sir?
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Male 7
The "pimpslap religion" sign is about a mile from my house. Glad someone put it up here.
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Male 12,138
Sh*t, I hoping no-one would find out about my Bung Hole Cellar...
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Male 13,624
Very good, made me chuckle, and yes, um, very anal!!
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Male 66
I am going! Ok??? I am going, towards my behind!!!!
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Male 373
Why does it feel like some of these are Canadian?
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Male 29
Why is the Coxx`s smoker outlet funny? We have plenty of those here, not like its something out of the ordinary
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Male 4,807
Dial 999... poor bastards
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Male 19,840
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