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Date: 10/09/09 01:06 PM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Link: 30 More Truly Tasteless Signs - Funny how all the best signs are subtle references to genitalia, no?
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Dial 999... poor bastards
  3. Profile photo of Takashu
    Takashu Male 13-17
    29 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Why is the Coxx`s smoker outlet funny? We have plenty of those here, not like its something out of the ordinary
  4. Profile photo of your0mom
    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    Why does it feel like some of these are Canadian?
  5. Profile photo of Fatum
    Fatum Male 30-39
    66 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    I am going! Ok??? I am going, towards my behind!!!!
  6. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Very good, made me chuckle, and yes, um, very anal!!
  7. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Sh*t, I hoping no-one would find out about my Bung Hole Cellar...
  8. Profile photo of bac8434
    bac8434 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    The "pimpslap religion" sign is about a mile from my house. Glad someone put it up here.
  9. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Oh and yes, Davy, you declaring tax on that little venture sir?
  10. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    "Step on rooster for water"

    Since when did the Chinese wash their hands with men`s tears?

  11. Profile photo of Wattstone
    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    This reminds me of a funny fact: Here in my city there is this private security company called "ASS Security". No kidding! Nearly all the houses around my neighborhood have a sign with "ASS" written on it. Not the mention that the guards themselves got to wear this jacket with a giant "ASS" written on the back. It`s priceless!


    PS: Sorry for saying ass so many times. Hope it`s ok... :D

  12. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    For restrooms,
    Spin around in circles until you sh.t yourself.
  13. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    omg the ANUS is actually ANAS because i read the arabic word... :p
  14. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Oh and yes, Davy, you declaring tax on that little venture sir?

    Nah, it`s registered to an account in Belize...

  15. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    Using your kid as fodder for your political statement is not cool. No matter what that statement is. :/
  16. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    lol... religion, rednecks and bad Asian translation at its (their) best.
  17. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Davy- ahhh thats ok then, No hassles :-)
  18. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    If I ever met that little girl`s mother, I would slap the red off her neck.
  19. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    i`m joining the church of ultimate high
  20. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    That girl is only a baby and she`s already having politics dumped on her. That pisses me off
  21. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Lol at #1
  22. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Some are funny, but the ones that are intentional ("The Camel`s Toe") aren`t funny because they meant the double-entendre to begin with. It`s only funny when it`s unintentional.
  23. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    I`ll be in cubicle No. 4
  24. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    Nothing wrong with the bunghole cellars. They`re using it`s actual definition correctly
  25. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    lmao at the zoo one :D
  26. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    As much as I disagree with using children to get your political views across... I gotta say it makes a good point. Just shows how bad the economy really is.
  27. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    FUFtheKlown, How many people do think actually know that a Bunghole is actually a wine/beer term? So many people walking by are gonna get a different idea.
  28. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Think of the animals: don`t let them eat you.
  29. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    notice cox smokers has a doral ad cut short resulting in oral
  30. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    akinis- Me too - *passes the bong*
  31. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    i love the cubicle 4 one. i wish nightclubs had just one stall like that....
  32. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    I`m rather curious about this Ultimate Faith Church...I`m picturing everyone backhanding each other instead of shaking hands "Peace be with you! *smack*"
  33. Profile photo of blackzach
    blackzach Male 13-17
    24 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    lolz thamk you mr president
  34. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    If I ask real nicely, my neighbor jerks my chicken as well.
  35. Profile photo of bettiewest23
    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Someone please take the pacifier out of that kid`s mouth, she can walk for goodness sake.
  36. Profile photo of AuraFox
    AuraFox Female 18-29
    87 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    I have another for the list..

    http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p134/...

    They suuure do

  37. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    I see the neighbour jerks my chicken one everyday, but I guess there`s more than one in Toronto.
  38. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    douches = showers in dutch
  39. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    I`m almost positive that #7, the "Sweet Beavers" sign, is in the small town in Oklahoma where I grew up. I recognize the Whitten Insurance sign in the background.
  40. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    last one = nice.
  41. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    "douches = showers in dutch"

    Not bidets?

  42. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    wow
  43. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    une douche = french for "shower"
  44. Profile photo of aquaria89
    aquaria89 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Chicken poop is a chap stick
  45. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    Douches = Chavs in English
  46. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Mmm, I want me some sweet beaver.
  47. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    omg these are too good ,"pump n munch ? "back door beads" ? lololol
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    I bet the pimpslapping church would beat the hell out of the headbanging church.
  49. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    rofl the douches sign was the best.

    the 2nd best was the emergency phone with only the 1 2 and 3 buttons xD

  50. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    :P
  51. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    that little girl was MUCH too old to still have a pacifier...lazy parents.
  52. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    Funny.
    A lot of them made me chuckle
  53. Profile photo of pagemaven
    pagemaven Female 60-69
    1 post
    October 9, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    "douches" is French for showers, in case you were wondering why such a sign existed.>:}
  54. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    yeah i feel that a lot of them were photoshopped
  55. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    I don`t see anything wrong with Church of the Most High, that`s a pretty common phrase for God. I guess it kind of sounds like drugs, but not really.
  56. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    atleast those guys KNOW they are douches
  57. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    another proud moment in a young woman`s life.

    "Where do you work?"
    "Camel Toe."
    "..."
    "It`s okay. It`s really tasteful."

  58. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    i would have loved to see what cubicle 4 looked like
  59. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    "Danger of death by failing"

    That`s one fatal spelling mistake.

  60. Profile photo of PyroPandaz
    PyroPandaz Male 18-29
    11 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    i have actually cooked on the Mr. Tube Steak bbq. i have pictures on my cell phone to prove it, he lent it to a person i was working for to do an event. it probably hadn`t been washed since that picture... honestly spider webs all over it. i am so happy i finally relate to one of these random pictures :D
  61. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    i like the zoo one. cute.
  62. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 1:20 am
    So, the emergency phone...is it an addition thing? 999=333 333 333? I`m stumped
  63. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 1:36 am
    @morrigan
    I think the joke is 999 is the emergency number that dispatches you straight to the police (like 911) so calling and asking for the coastguard would be wrong?
  64. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 1:37 am
    ...oh and chicken poop is a type of lip balm
    I took a picture with that sign years ago =D
  65. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 1:44 am
    Also, angel, the phone only has the buttons 1, 2 and 3.
  66. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 1:59 am
    Angelicamber 999 is emergency services e.g. police, ambulance fire brigade and cost guard. That`s not the point though, the phone only has numbers 1 -3 on it.
  67. Profile photo of bex753
    bex753 Male 40-49
    221 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 2:03 am
    the 123 phone has obviously been shopped

  68. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 2:03 am
    OMG!! the one about using only cubicle 4 for sexual liasons is from the pub i drink in!! lol. they will be most pleased theyre on iab lol
  69. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 2:06 am
    Angel: 999 doesnt send u straight to the police, it sends u to an operator who asks wether u want put through to police, ambulance, fire brigade or coastguard. its th fact that the phone has no nuber 9 on it thats funny
  70. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 2:07 am
    Bex753 there used to be a lot of them about in Britain (BT is British Telecom) they have 3 numbers saved on them but cant be used to dial out to a normal number. Taxi companies used to put them in shopping centres so that people phoning a taxi had to phone them.
  71. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 3:22 am
    "Back Door Beads" looks totally shopped.
  72. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 4:35 am
    There a coastguard phone like that one near me, not quite sure how they work, but there really are only 3 numbers.
  73. Profile photo of theburford
    theburford Male 13-17
    117 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 5:42 am
    lol?
  74. Profile photo of Tominatrix
    Tominatrix Male 13-17
    152 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 6:12 am
    the zoo and cubicle ones really got me :`)
  75. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 6:17 am
    u kno, i read the comments and for every single picture there is at least one saying that its shopped. Can some one please explain to me what they are looking at the prove that it is shopped. Cuz I just dont see these things...
  76. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 6:37 am
    X(
  77. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 6:39 am
    Some are funny, but too many of them are photoshopped to be very funny.
  78. Profile photo of KillTheWeak
    KillTheWeak Male 18-29
    80 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 7:38 am
    Cox`s Smokers I know that one is totally real ive seen it in person. haha.
  79. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 8:28 am
    i love the douches one. if i ever go to france i`m going to try and do that, too, just for laughs.
  80. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 8:36 am
    It doesn`t get any better than Anus Perfumery.
  81. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 9:00 am
    u kno, i read the comments and for every single picture there is at least one saying that its shopped. Can some one please explain to me what they are looking at the prove that it is shopped. Cuz I just dont see these things...

    One can tell by the pixels, and having seen quite a few shops in one`s day.

  82. Profile photo of asjomaha
    asjomaha Female 30-39
    153 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 9:12 am
    I would love to go to the church of the most high.... If they provide snacks would it come from the Pump and Munch?
  83. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    back door beads ftmfw
    near me theres a shed shop with a sign saying "free erections"
  84. Profile photo of Ophanim
    Ophanim Male 13-17
    74 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    "Mee Hung Low"... Poor guy. Actually, it took me a little while to notice that one.
  85. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    The back door beads made me laugh, and please don`t let the animals eat you because it can make them sick. Thank you for your cooperation.
  86. Profile photo of woodslover69
    woodslover69 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    I could comment on each of these specifically but that would take much of my time. Here are a few key points of interest:

    1.The man on the bus with his mouth open represents someone who fantasizes about what the graphic image is suggesting (feces on underwear)

    4.This advertisement is a play on words but seemingly this man both enjoys chicken and his neighbors sexual advances

    22.This "Nipple" company (located in East Texas)produces rubber gaskets for farm machinery, also called "nipples" in this specific industry

    27.These two men most likely just finished "consummating" their relationship in this bathroom; it is well advised they take the advice of the sign to maintain good rectal hygiene

  87. Profile photo of uniserinity
    uniserinity Female 18-29
    43 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    The douches one..wasn`t all that good.
    Douche=shower in french..
    Vous devez mieux apprendre votre francais..il me semble bien évident u_u;
  88. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Ophanim -

    Mee Hung Low was actually a really nice restaurant owned by my brother`s grandmother, I totally sprayed soda on my screen when I saw that. For anyone interested, it was originally in San Luis Obispo, California, but it closed down recently since bro`s grandparents retired. They rented it out to another local Asian family though so God only knows what they`re going to do with it x_x

    I really hope they keep the sign.

  89. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    lmao.
  90. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:26 am
    LOL Zoo Fences, They should reserve cubicles everywhere incase of emergency`s.
  91. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 7:08 am
    Meowyinn - "Mee Hung Low was actually a really nice restaurant owned by my brother`s grandmother"
    .....wouldnt that make it your grandmothers aswell? :S
  92. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 11:31 am
    @ Wadz
    Maybe brother as in brother-in-law? Or something?
  93. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    Wadz -

    Not when said brother has a different father xD

    I seriously loled when I saw this. Who knew I`d log on and see my hometown xD

  94. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:19 am
    ahh so your half brother then :) all is clear lol
  95. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Lol yeah, I suppose that`s right. We never went by the entire `half brother/sister` thing but meh. If you wanna get technical.
  96. Profile photo of LizzieClems
    LizzieClems Female 13-17
    22 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 4:07 am
    wow... I`m glad to say that my neighbor does NOT jerk my chicken... geez...
  97. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    OBAMA`S a RETARD!!! FTW.
  98. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
    172 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    best signs compilation yet :D

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