20 Photos of Russian Thug Life

Submitted by: nic_blink182 7 years ago
http://thechive.com/2009/10/russian-thugs-continue-to-make-me-proud-of-american-thugs-20-photos/

America has wiggers, the UK has chavs. And then Russia has these guys. Add your appropriate Yakov Smirnoff joke here.
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Female 17
LOL at the last one, look at the guy on the right, what a nose, what a nose.
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Female 3,598
HAHAHAHA OH GOD the one with the photoshopped pics of the nakedly ladies in it was great!! and the one below it the chick has a butcher knife@! now that actually is kinda scary. and how come all these guys look like they`re 13-17 yrs old?
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Male 90
Oh MY GOD i bet You 1000 Rubles that these pics were taken from Myspace Russia
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Female 301
In Soviet Russia, Bapes got you!
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Male 111
UK has wiggers o-o I didnt think the term was in the USA too >_<
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Male 14
Just one more reason why people should be required to have a license to breed.
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Male 670
where to start with these fellas...well at least that one group had something bigger than a pea-shooter, if they`re real that is.
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Male 64
Duuuude, that last guy on the right, better turns his face forward! O.o
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Male 177
And one punk had American Money. WTF, russia?
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Male 81
someone is a master at photoshop
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Female 1,401
18=looks like a `shop that a monkey did
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Male 271
why do other countries always emulate the worst stuff about the u.s.a.? Its like Japan with elvis. I mean come on really, I understand the coke-cola thing but elvis?
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Male 403
Wow! Look at that last guys nose! Holy poo!
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Female 159
AHH THE LAST GUY`S NOSE
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Male 1,646
you gottah love when American sub-culture spreads into other country`s.
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Female 531
i don`t think you can be a dedicated stoner and a thug at the same time....too contradictory.
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Male 4,680
"See Europe?! The US isn`t the only country with mildly-retarded punks!"
Not sure where you`re getting that from, we have more than enough over here.
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Male 4,290
Aww I was expecting Russian gangsters to be cool. This is just embarrassing.
Way to disillusion me once again, internet.
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Male 126
lol the nose of the guy in the last pic lol
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Male 3,431
Can`t help but feel bad for them. Gangs suck, it doesn`t matter what your country of origin is.
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Male 516
Wow the nose of the guy in the last pic was...
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Male 2,332
Gangs are ghey
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Male 172
In mother Russia gay turns you! :-|

but seriously its Russia... common.

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Male 9,306
"Those little poos will be just another headless body on the 5 freeway. "

How much do you commute and where the hell have you been driving!? O_o

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Female 1,001
Whats with the guys nose in the last one?

He must be Roman not Russian

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Male 1
the guy in the 6th photo is polish, and if he`s not, the beer (tyskie) is definately polish ;)
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Male 71
Thug must have been mistranslated to lame douches over in Russia. Come down to So-Cal and drat with some MS-13 members or any Mexican Mafia. Those little poos will be just another headless body on the 5 freeway.
Too bad they went from importing Levi jeans to importing stupidity.
I hope they at least learned how to say, "My babies momma."
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Female 517
I must say, pic #4 he doesn`t look Russian to me.
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Male 9,306
"well, i do admit that most of the russian boys were pretty cute haha"
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You`re joking. You have incredibly low standards.

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IF they were well dressed in suits or better clothing? Yes, they would be considered cute. Not like this though. This is just...come on! YOU`RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE US! GOD! STOP IMITATING THE LOWEST BAR ON THE LADDER MAN! >_<

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Female 7,838
Ooooh dear me. I really wish birth control would catch on.
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Female 3,828
lol they are so young and wannabe ish.
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Female 179
What the hell is with that guy`s nose (far right) on the last pic??
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Female 282
HAHA i got me some bapes, really!? theyre taking hints from soulja boy?
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Male 67
No, no, no, US, we here in Europe weren`t claiming yours is the only country with mildly-retarded punks, we were just saying yours are more the mildly-retarded
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Female 1,008
In Soviet Russia gang bangs you!
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Male 2,344
In Soviet Russian, Gangster Myspace Photo You!
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Male 3,631
3rd to last says "Tsar (Czar) Sanya," which must be his name. How legitimate.
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Male 206
are we sure the title shouldn`t be, "a crap load of douche bags" ?
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Male 988
See Europe?! The US isn`t the only country with mildly-retarded punks!
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Female 17
"Looks like every country has plenty of douchebags."

Sadly, I`m afraid it`s a worldwide epidemic, my friend.

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Female 230
Oh whatevvvvs. We all know it`s all about the Yugoslavians. Niko Bellic needs to come out & tame some wannabes.
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Male 1,598
Proves that the easiest way to get women is to photoshop them in with you.
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Male 48
They look like retarded gangbangers....get a life little boys you aren`t impressing anyone
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Female 5,222
BAPES! lmaoXD
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Female 914
ok, kid in the next to last photo needs to learn you can`t bring a knife to a gun fight...and live
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Male 49
Love the kid with the SARS mask.
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Female 9,402
This is so bad, I seriously laughed out loud.
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Male 4,594
Looks like every country has plenty of douchebags.
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Female 674
"well, i do admit that most of the russian boys were pretty cute haha"

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You`re joking. You have incredibly low standards.

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Female 465
Oh so lame. And a poor imitation of the idiots here in the US.
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Male 678
Russia has really lost its mojo lately huh?
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Male 2,549
Love #2,

"I have two shtuka notes _ Dis is Sixty-four American dollars. Ve be rolling my comrades!"

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Male 2,592
now we really see just how bad we won the cold war
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Female 2,509
omg knock-off wiggers
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Male 510
wtf is with the faces of the last three guys?
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Male 130
These kids are a bad example of us Slavic people :P.
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Male 367
Why do Russians have so many objects with English writing on them?
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Female 850
LOL " MY MANEY" for some reason that cracked me up
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Female 196
the second to last one screams " do not drat with the russians!"
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Male 2,486
I like the masks, but, not on these douchebags.
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Female 4,028
It made me laugh to think the douche posing with the limo just saw it parked on the street and went, "Hey! Take a picture of me with this, so I can pretend I`m a bad-ass rich guy to all my internet friends!"
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Female 15,763
Russia`s bad-assness died with this generation, didn`t it?
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Male 478
they gave me a hard-on...
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Male 341
The guy on the right in the last pic has the biggest schnoz ive ever seen
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Male 25,416
o dear! in russia we laugh at you!
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Male 208
I never understood the backwards hat thing. I wear hats to keep the sun out of my eyes.
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Male 4,014
I like how 80% of the Russian thugs were wearing something that explicitly referenced the United States.
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Male 68
what a bunch of tools
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Female 901
well, i do admit that most of the russian boys were pretty cute haha
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Female 855
The last pic...look at the kid on the right. How can you be scared of that when you`re laffing at his honker?
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Male 4,393
simim23
Female, 18-29, Southern US
740 Posts Wednesday, October 21, 2009 2:34:35 PM
Another example of Soviet reversal:

In America, Thug talks poo and looks cool, does not back their poo up.

In Russia, Thug talks poo and looks stupid, but will shoot your babies and eat them with vodka.

That`s right!

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Male 975
wow thats pretty weak..russian kids better get back on their poo. id personally rather be friends with a guido at least thered be girls to chill with
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Male 299
Woah, ex-nay on the irstfay fembot
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Male 1,254
Russian girl with meat cleaver. I certainly wish I could have been alive in the 50`s, I think I could have made a pretty nice propaganda poster from that.
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Male 1,523
Its funny cause they think its cool!

When will they learn?

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Male 967
In post-soviet Russia, garbage takes itself out!
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Male 292
lol @ the guy with the rihana poster in the background. Everyone knows that sh*t is totally in wit da OG`s.
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Female 1,427
Another example of Soviet reversal:

In America, Thug talks poo and looks cool, does not back their poo up.

In Russia, Thug talks poo and looks stupid, but will shoot your babies and eat them with vodka.

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Male 168
the obviausly not shopped one is so obviausly not shopped
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Male 1,045
i don`t get it, they look like american tughs.
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Female 1,604
I was thinking the same thing that the American ones look more stupid still and I am from America.
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Male 9,306
I just want to wipe it all out...make it clean...make eeeeeveryone cleeeeeeeeeeean. (O_O)
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Male 275
Note to self:
Never go to Russia
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Male 1,381
this is just very very sad
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Female 31
lol @ the guy with the ny hat
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Male 964
Man they are all H-core!!!
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Male 373
why are some people so stupid
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Male 814
a billy club, a meat cleaver and a chopping knife, and they give the gun to the wimpiest looking kid there...
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Male 299
i only laughed when i remembered all the pictures of the american thugs and how much more retarded the americans version is.
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Male 235
Check out the nose on the guy on the right in the last picture...
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Male 10,845
Ali G wannabe.
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Female 850
My new goal in life is to be as ghetto-gangsta awesome as them.
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Female 1,004
"wow that was mind-numbingly retarded"
Like saying `first` isn`t?

`$ My Maney $` made me lol...

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Male 29
Как смешно!
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Male 292
are there no black people in Russia?
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Female 262
wow that was mind-numbingly retarded
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Male 2,553
I`d actually be a lot more scared of a few of these than a few of the Americans they are a counterpart to.
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Female 262
first!
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Female 331
Link: 20 Photos of Russian Thug Life [Rate Link] - America has wiggers, the UK has chavs. And then Russia has these guys. Add your appropriate Yakov Smirnoff joke here.
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