20 Costumes That Are Sure To Earn You a Beating

Submitted by: rgsupergrove 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_16727_20-costumes-that-will-earn-you-halloween-beating.html

Just in time... last minute Halloween costume ideas that"ll insure a well-deserved ass kicking.
There are 30 comments:
Male 21
id give #1 a differerent kind of beating. the napoleon dynamite one looks nothing like ND.
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Female 42
#1 is great!
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Female 3,828
i like the smartass comment on the wiseman costume. totally looks like mulan or something, with a hat.
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Female 535
insure? awesome. insurance companies will do anything to get a buck.
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Male 2,582
#8.The Munchkin, is how I envision Fancylad.

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Male 150
Superjew would be an awesome saturday morning cartoon.
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Female 2,927
i think the cain vampire looked pretty bad ass, and face it, super Jew =awesome
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Female 196
the answer to number 15? cos spooning leads to forking!
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 7
breatylizer lmao
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Male 897
and I didnt know that you ate of that side of the buffet opie!
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Male 897
for the old lady one, where is her other arm?
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Male 122
For #1

Literally, take it off ;]

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Male 1,193
i may try that gods gift to women one year just to see if it would work at all
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Female 77
haha, i`ve seen people wearing the old lady baby one, it`s so disturbing in action..
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Male 59
id give my self a beating if i saw a woman wearing the last one.
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Female 4,197
"My girlfriend (who`s black) dressed in a black bag and wore a sign around her neck that said, "Black" with some chicken... then carried around a fake piece of fried chicken and some watermelon.
Asian friend did the same thing, but to Asian stereotypes. We live in Chicago. Guess who got laughs and who got curses?

Black- laughed at by fellow black people.
Asian- cursed out.

Whaaaaat?"

wtf.. how... O.o

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Male 5,094
The One Nightstand was great, the others, not so much.
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Male 1,093
yea, if it was maggots crawling out of a drain. that would be pretty awesome.
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Female 15,763
My girlfriend (who`s black) dressed in a black bag and wore a sign around her neck that said, "Black" with some chicken... then carried around a fake piece of fried chicken and some watermelon.

Asian friend did the same thing, but to Asian stereotypes. We live in Chicago. Guess who got laughs and who got curses?

Black- laughed at by fellow black people.
Asian- cursed out.

Whaaaaat?

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Male 485
was the last one a man?
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Male 118
Most of these look like they`re from the same store/website.
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Male 25,416
THe only way the last one is bad is if its worn by a fat chick! otherwise bring em on!
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Male 3,482
"how is the last 1 bad at all :)"

Oh, it`s TRULY TERRIBLE! That woman DEFINITELY needs to come back to my place to strip herself out of that disgusting costume before she gets attacked on the streets.

Note that I never said she should change into anything else...


BTW... Gotta love the breathalyzer test. You`ll probably get kicked right in the tube before anyone actually does the test.

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Male 3,619
lol at last
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Male 360
ahh the last one was good
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Male 1,598
I`d probably replace Cain the Vampire Tyrant with Edward Cullen on that list. At least Cain looks somewhat like an actual vampire instead of the sparkly kind.
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Male 48
how is the last 1 bad at all :)
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Male 10,440
The `one night stand` costume looked photoshopped.
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Male 897
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