14 More Things That Look Like Penises [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Technically safe for work so if your boss fires you for looking at this, you have a pretty nice lawsuit on your hands.
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Female 51
SweetCandy59, give it time. You will learn.
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Male 126
i think that the butterfly flute was all the way planed for pedobears pleasure LOL
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Female 1
haha theres some like really, seriously, disgustingly wrong with u if ur penis looks like the last one.. its ewwwwww lmfao
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Male 13
too sm25: its a turtle dumbass
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Male 431
OMFG TWINKIECAKE!!
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Male 703
if your penis looks like the last one... for god`s sake, get it checked out. By a medical professional that is, not by your friends, by your mum, or even by the good folks in line at your local supermarket.
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Male 562
#6 looks evil, "Come sit on my penis"...Its disgusting!!
What is the last one?
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Female 5,222
and again.. WTF IS THE LAST ONE e.x
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Female 288
@jessefan twinkeeeeeees...

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Male 143
number three looks very happy to be with the penis tree.
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Female 28
what the hell is the cake in 13 made of?.. or IS that a cake...? o.O
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Male 394
Who the hell thought the dragonfly toy was a good idea?
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Female 31
woah thats a drated up turtle
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Male 592
that mouse will give you nightmares
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Female 163
#4 HAS to be `shopped.
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Male 9
the last one is an albino Chinese softshell turtle
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Female 37
wtf is the last one?
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Female 3,828
the last one is hella weird.

i like the tree witgh all the little penises coming out... lol

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Male 264
Schwanz Einversucht!
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Male 153
last one=gross
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Male 4,793
omg that twinky cake is Tallahassee`s wet dream. if you havnt seen zombieland yet, kill yourself. or go see it, whichever happens first.
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Male 216
#3 is VERY EXCITED about her discovery.
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Male 17,512
I have a door ring pattern in my apt that looks like a huge Vag. Maybe I should post that (I`m kidding about posting it.)
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Female 116
This collection, other than the children`s toys, was great.
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Female 116
#7 WTF??? Is that a children`s toy?? That you "blow" on/into?? Who the hell is coming up with this sh-t?
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Male 4,014
Unless you have an employment contract (very few people do), in America your boss can fire you because she doesn`t like you, or because you are a democrat, or for any non-discriminatory reason (can`t fire for race, sex, etc., depending on applicable law).

YOUR BOSS COULD FIRE YOU SIMPLY FOR WASTING TIME LOOKING AT THIS WEBSITE. Thats the LAW.

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Male 334
Teej
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1 Posts Tuesday, October 13, 2009 9:04:49 PM
i dont see it in the last one

LOLOLOL can you say `foreskin`?
i knew you could.

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Male 12
I`m shocked you don`t see the last one
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Male 5
i dont see it in the last one
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Male 736
#6: somebody`s gotta do a background check on those playground engineers.
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Male 1,590
My penis looks like a penis.
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Male 264
re=the description, I doubt that I would have a valid lawsuit on my hands if I were fired for spending work hours on IAB, no matter if the pictures were SFW.
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Male 56
lol the chili or in spanish chile it is a common word to associate with a penis, a chili, or banana, or sausage or a mon common meat: chorizo, a mexican sausage made out of pork, quite big, lol
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Male 8
#6 is the scariest playground toy i have ever seen. Just the way he stares at you while you ride his.. umm... extension freaks me out.
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Male 321
hahaha so thats what a turtle looks like without its shell! thats crazy!
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Female 855
The turtle is cool.
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Female 15,763
Aba, I just moved to Chicago.

:c

I`m scared.

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Male 432
AwesomeInc
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
7 Posts Tuesday, October 13, 2009 5:56:27 PM
I hate when it`s really cold outside - like below freezing - but not snowing
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Hahahahaha. Ha.

You should see how it is in North Dakota. Last January, we got down to -44F. Obviously, no snow. In fact, all the steam that was emitted from the cars in traffic that morning froze in midair and created a huge ice cloud all through the city of Bismarck.

That wasn`t so bad. The worst is when it`s about -25F and 20 MPH of wind. Then the wind chill is literally anywhere from -60 to -80. Awful. Oh, and no snow then either.

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Male 85
caulk.
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Male 10
I hate when it`s really cold outside - like below freezing - but not snowing
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Female 230
Is that a Twinkie cake ?! Makes my arteries hurt just thinking about it.
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Female 931
lmao, an pink turtle.

*facepalm*

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Female 178
Always Kids Toys....
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Female 1,566
Albino Chinese Softshell Turtle

Is it wrong that I think that thing is SUPER adorable?

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Male 182
last pic deja vu * 500
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Female 148
The last one is a Albino Chinese Softshell Turtle
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Female 15,763
"lmao, an pink turtle."

Is he an hero too?

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Male 703
what the hell is that last thing
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Male 1,381
"lmao, an pink turtle."

an? really? i mean, really?

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Male 3,014
durhurhur diks r funy hurrr

Seriously, though, that was pretty underwhelming.

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Female 901
always the last picture... always...
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Male 1,403
nice
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Male 784
No pic`s of the good old cucumber though...
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Male 48
i lold at the cream puff one and i agree w/ u BABY_BEAR
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Male 2,199
albino turtle FTW
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Female 1,395
The person with the stained glass window is deffo over thinking it.
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Male 601
lmao, an pink turtle.
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Male 3,322
What if your boss fires you because you weren`t, I don`t know, working?
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Male 10,855
bug one gave me shudders.
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Male 388
blegghhh at the last one...>_<
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Female 9,475
lol at the coffee and the see saw.
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Male 360
No the trees is stealin my womens!
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Male 395
Lol at the last pic.
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Female 1,894
oMGG!! i git saksa ny eye`~~~~
holy poo ijust got salsa in my eye
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Female 1,894
eww the last one made me lose my appetite.
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Male 2,549
Fancylad, only you could navigate the world wide web with the sole purpose of finding things that look like penises...hats off to you mate. :-)
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Male 20,134
Link: 14 More Things That Look Like Penises [Pics] [Rate Link] - Technically safe for work so if your boss fires you for looking at this, you have a pretty nice lawsuit on your hands.
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