10 Stupid Things Girls Like

Submitted by: cokes4sale 7 years ago
http://www.asylum.com/2009/10/21/ten-stupid-things-girls-like/

We"re going to go on record now and predict that #11 is some guy named Jeremy Taylor, the guy who wrote this list.
There are 116 comments:
Female 163
Such a poorly, poorly written article... Because automatically ALL girls like that stuff, and absolutely NO guys do any of it, ever.

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Female 3,598
wow. dumb. even dumber if anyone gets offended by the obvious lack of thought behind this article. and dammit... alot of people like cats.
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Male 6
Seems like some people actually takes this seriously. Gee.
This is a list of things society want girls to like. =NOT HELPING.
And it`s not accepted to joke about since the marginalization of women very often are excused by "it was just a joke" and the likes.
cagel <3<3<3<3
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Male 670
I don`t like how people are resorting to flaming rather than being bored. I think we need more ads on the comment pages.
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Male 251
The best part of this article is how, if you follow the links, it goes back three articles. Just back and forth.

The second best part is the conclusion that pretty much everybody is stupid.

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Male 792
Hmm...this article was written by a guy. Figures. My wife doesn`t like any of that crap.
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Female 185
I don`t like 7,5,4,or 3, my friends aren`t bitches like number 1 says and me and my husband only celebrate Valentines Day on Feb. 15th so that way we can buy a bunch of chocolate 75% off.

I know this silly article is just supposed to be for fun, but I`m jut saying... (plus, it really wasn`t very funny anyway).

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Female 275
So if making insulting gender stereotypes is done under the guise of parody it`s not sexist?

So if I point that out it means I`m threatened?

So if I point that out here I am being pseudo-intellectual?

In other words I can`t state my opinion if it happens to be critical. Nice.

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Female 523
actually i hate valentines day.
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Female 1,677
I`m pretty sure pmarren isn`t even human.
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Male 367
Well, we definitely know pmarren isn`t a girl.
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Male 316
I like cats...
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Female 1,604
Ok for the weight thing, sheesh just come on IAB just proves people will call you fat if you aren`t a size 4.

I hate romantic comedies

I hate cats

I don`t know any girl that bad mouths other girls like they say.

Ok I love candles

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Male 150
The cat in the picture is me.
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Female 924
Pretty crappy list, I hate most of these things. I like cats and my friends though.
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Female 77
I like to keep cats on my side. If they rise and destroy mankind, I`m hoping mine will kill me last.
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Male 403
Hell yeah! Cats ftw!
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Male 155
im pissed
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Male 155
if one isn`t twilight im gonna be pissed
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Male 1,646
is it wrong that i like, like 4 of those?
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Male 2,549
Who the hell is Jeremy Taylor?
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Female 291
Honestly i don`t like everything on this list.And i know guys who enjoy things on this list more than i do!
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Female 846
lol i was expecting to read this and disagree with every single last thing, but its all true...sadly.
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Male 4,680
"Oh dear god I just got the greatest idea for "OUT OF ORDER" girl panties! XD"
Produce these and sell them. Make sure all the profit goes to IAB.

We will be the richest site on the internet by the end of the year if we`re fast enough. COME ON LET`S DO THIS

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Male 14,330
Ummmm that was really stupid I like kitties I even have one. I do agree about weddings though they`re such a waste of time,loads of money and a hassel for everyone involved just to get one women to STFU.
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Male 87
All this list did was make me hate whoever wrote it.
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Male 4,004
The "10 stupid things girls like" list was acceptable. It was well delivered and non-insulting, other than pointing out the silly things women tend to like.

the "10 stupid things guys like" list, was quite bitchily delivered. It pointed out the things guys like, and why we`re stupid for liking it. Out of that list, I like cars, farting and quoting movies just happens in conversation. I do think fantasy sports is ridiculous, especially when they get to talking about how their team will perform in the upcoming week and what players need to play better... oh lordy.

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Female 351
fleamarkets,candles, biatching, cats and my friends are win

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Male 442
I`m a guy and I like flea markets, you can pick up a lot of old video games in those.

Also my gf hates cats with a passion.

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Male 9,306
"my vagina must be broken"

Oh dear god I just got the greatest idea for "OUT OF ORDER" girl panties! XD

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Female 112
I like flea markets, but admittedly so does my man. I go to them searching for old comics and hes a pack rat.
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Female 230
I don`t like any of them. Except flea markets! Does that mean I am mostly a boy? *sob*
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Female 864
heh ,I don`t like weddings ,absolutely loathe chick flicks,prefer dogs and like to spend all my free time playing video games. My vagina must be broken too .
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Female 723
Nido - You`d be correct in your assumption. :D

And I`m saddened by the state of our oceans :(

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Male 9,306
Whenever people say "walks on the beach" I assume they are referring to clearwater beaches that don`t smell of rotting seaweed and kelp with clouds of flies swarming over them.

I love candles. They add a soft, inviting, almost mystical feeling to a room with the lights out.

To the macho crowd: Gay card. Eat me. [G]<(-_-)_|_

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Female 723
I like Cats, Candles and long walks on the beach. BBWLFL XD jk.
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Female 960
I only like three of those things. My vagina must b broken.
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Female 103
I hate flea markets. HAAAAAAATE.

Hate.

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Female 187
I find that 6 and 7 are actually things i like. I am officially offended.
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Female 160
Hmmmm....I like cats....and flea markets. The rest of that stuff is pretty stupid, tho.....
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Male 69
Not all girs love comedy/cats/candles BUT the times I have cursed because of those damn "friends"! It really seems like we guys can be friends and have fun while girls are friends and just complain and backstab. Still, what else should we put our dongs in right?
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Female 3,828
lol i like how they put a pic of jennifer aniston under " romantic comedies" lol
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Male 15,832
I think this should be titled, "10 things stupid girls like."
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Male 62
www.rainn.org, www.nomas.org, www.now.org. these are websites for people who want to make an actual impact in gender relations instead of just ranting about it. angry? offended? then take action.
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Male 988
"I like three things. Flea markets, because they`re cheap, and I see nothing wrong with using things that aren`t brand new; Cats, because they`re much more interesting than dogs and a lot quieter most of the time; and friends. I have no idea why that would even be on this list. How is it stupid to like your friends? "
Because on the internet we`re all "emo and have no friends".
Also lawl at sexism. Just about as pointless as racism. (Towards men AND women)
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Male 1,381
cagel:

it`s obvious you feel threatened by things of this nature. perhaps you should develop...um...a sense of humor.

if you think being a self-righteous pseudo-intellectual on a random website forum is going to actually change anyone`s opinions or behaviors about life, perhaps you need to reevaluate your own life.

buuut then again, i *am* making this statement, which makes me guilty of the same thing. oh gravity...thou art a heartless bish.

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Male 446
I like the top three. Brunch,cats, & their friends. I`ve found that breaking up sucked because some of the girl`s friends were quite cool & interesting.
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Male 1,381
this is a bit over-the-top when it comes to assumptions. the girls i hang out with are nothing like this.

though it would SUCK if they were.

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Female 364
I like three things. Flea markets, because they`re cheap, and I see nothing wrong with using things that aren`t brand new; Cats, because they`re much more interesting than dogs and a lot quieter most of the time; and friends. I have no idea why that would even be on this list. How is it stupid to like your friends?
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Male 1,590
This reminds me of the classic Al Bundy line:

Women: You can`t live with them, the end.

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Male 62
*claps* yes! keep the flame war burning! i love when people confuse social parody with ACTUAL sexisim... then everyone becomes all co-reactionary and starts slinging insults at strangers in the comment section of a link site.
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Female 118
cagel, you are amazing
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Female 230
Oh wow. I guess I`m not a real girl then, `cause the only thing I liked about that whole list was the flea market thing. Oh wait, I like cats too. & my friends. :"/ What, guys don`t like their friends ?!
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Female 5,222
I see nothing wrong with liking these things..
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Female 40
Don`t be dissing flea markets. I almost bought a baby yak there once....where else can you find baby yaks for sale?
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Female 914
way to be super stereotypical, but I think (no, I hope) that both articles were just for fun.
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Female 275
premier, you prove how uneducated and unevolved you are. You don`t know what a feminist is. A feminist is an advocate for all genders. A feminist is an advocate for justice and understanding.

Said nothing about desire. I said nothing about sexual exploitation. I did say something about marginalization and condescension. You have just attempted to do both. And why? Because I`m a feminist. Because I`m a woman.

I point out a societal flaw and you decide I must be sexually undesirable.

Well you know what? You are undesirable in every possible conscious way. I feel sorry for you and any person who has to be in your presence.

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Female 61
The fact that anyone finds this funny, and then finds people who are irritated with it funny, proves that we as a society still irrationally marginalize and condescend to women every day.
If you can`t see how this list is an example of sexism and can`t understand how that`s not a good thing, then you`re pretty much a self-involved ignorant waste of space. Take a step back and think about how the gender binary and inequality have directly impacted your life and maybe you`ll find yourself laughing out of the other side of your pointless face.

Agree.

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Male 975
o and btw cagel go cry your feminist tears somewhere else.. feminists are the most annoying people in society. oh no ur being used sexually!!! can i be used sexually? its not that big of a deal, especially wen it can land you a job ur not qualified for, or turn you into a celebrity/model. and u make it seem like women don`t size up the men they see and rate them, its universal. its called attraction, sorry nobody has any for you
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Male 975
i feel like these lists, both the men and women cater more to the "bro`s" and semi-popular girls..i don`t consider myself an oddity but half the list was completely off for me oh well
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Female 10
O.o ........ I HATE flea markets... its disgusting and always over filled with people around real cheap stuff that will last within 2 weeks (also been used).... And since im hispanic, i know that latin flea markets are even worse!
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Female 55
i`m a girl and i like none of these things...
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Male 346
I`m a man and I love candles.

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Female 275
The fact that anyone finds this funny, and then finds people who are irritated with it funny, proves that we as a society still irrationally marginalize and condescend to women every day.

If you can`t see how this list is an example of sexism and can`t understand how that`s not a good thing, then you`re pretty much a self-involved ignorant waste of space. Take a step back and think about how the gender binary and inequality have directly impacted your life and maybe you`ll find yourself laughing out of the other side of your pointless face.

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Female 9,402
Lets see, I don`t do #10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, or 1. Me = tomboy and loving it!
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Male 62
so i churned through both lists, imagining the guys list for me and the girls list for my wife. neither fit in any serious way, but we did both laugh. we then proceeded to laugh at people getting all uptight about any of it. double entertaining!
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Female 10
i hate all this stuff... well i never wanna get a cat but i like drawing evil ones. dunno if that counts
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Female 1,264
@Plague555
Some people actually have the brains to step out of the expexted behaviour. If you don`t believe that, then I`m sorry for you. You`ll never be a free person.
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Female 1,264
LOL

I must confess, I like candles, flea markets, brunches, cats, and of course, my friends.

"Its true. Women are easily distracted by shiny rings, promises of commitment and kittens! "
lololol talk about culturaliztion. Women have been trained (Pavlov dog style) to salivate at the sight of a diamond.

But hey, they are pricy...and I like money.

I wonder why money is not in the list. Money overrides all.

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Female 198
Who still eats brunch? Honestly.
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Male 2,703
hey, I like romantic comedies. sometimes I watch them by myself...sometimes they are actually funny and well written. beats the hell out of what else passes for movies these days.
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Female 850
I didn`t like a lot of things on that list really.
I HATE ROMANTIC COMEDIES. WHY ARE THEY ON THERE?!
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Male 28
So the top 10 list for guys isn`t sexist at all.
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Male 3,369
@ Vindictive

Its true. Women are easily distracted by shiny rings, promises of commitment and kittens!

Prove me wrong and I`ll give you diamond ring, kitten and the wedding you allways dreamed of!

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Female 31
Im not offended at all, c`mon ladies get a sense of humor lol.
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Male 3,756
Geez, the ladies are getting defensive on this one. Therefore, I`m assuming it`s mostly true.
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Female 31
I hate cats....But I love brunch!! :D
lmao
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Female 1,077
I don`t like any of those things except for cats. But, according to Plague555, I`m just denying it because all women are exactly the same and have the same interests.
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Female 138
One thing on that link that actually made sense: "Tags: girls - sexism - stereotypes"
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Female 850
what?! im surprised no one has bitched about how much crap he talked about cats???
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Female 523
Is eloping really that great to guys?

Because honestly, I`ve thought it over, and I want my wedding to last like 10 minutes max and if I ca I want to have just rolled out of bed 5 minutes prior, in the pajama-esque outfit I wear on weekends that consists of athletic shorts and a t-shirt.

And I`m not inviting the whole damn family either. They can learn about it via email or something.

...I do want that cake though.

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Female 1,043
#10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 4, 3, and 2 do not appeal to me. at all. how freaking sexist.
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Female 37
Obviously the author isn`t getting laid anytime soon. :P
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Female 4,028
More than half of those don`t even apply to me. And real classy, assuming all of our friends are trash-talking tools. :-|
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Female 15,763
Oh yes, I`m sure calorie obsessed anorexics just loooove their compulsory habits.
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Male 553
Yes I misspelled most. Sue me.
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Male 553
I like how most of the posts are all girls thinking "the list is stupid". I find it funny how must of the things in the list were pretty true for both the men and women (link for men was on the top of the page). Keep denying everything go for it.
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Male 25,416
When will girls be able to understood! we have guys working around the clock who could be trying to cure cancer, trying to figure this one out!
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Female 414
SEXISTSEXIST :] haha
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Female 471
What? Okay, girls do NOT *like* obsessing over our weight. and not all girls like romantic comedies. I`m a horror fan myself.
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Female 728
#10 shows that the author doesn`t have very high opinions of women in general, if he thinks that all friends will stab you in the back. I have great friends who genuinely care about me and I genuinely care about them. It is a terrible generalization and a really sad statement about the author`s social life if he thinks that there is no such thing as a true friend.
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Male 1,045
@ nirosaki
i broke up because she liked romantic comedies, not candles.
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Male 678
excrement!
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Female 253
I can sure as hell tell you one stupid thing that girls DON`T like... This list.
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Female 917
I like cats(but prefer dogs more), my friends, and vanilla bunt-cake scented candles.

No, no and no to all of the others.

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Male 10,845
I agree with natakalt plus stereotypical
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Male 670
i was expecting twilight to be on this list
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Female 434
I only like brunch because a lot of restaurants cook their best recipes then.
I hate weddings. Marriage ruins almost all relationships- my parents got a divorce, though, so maybe I`m prejudiced.
I hate everything else on this list except for cats. xD
... I don`t have any friends to hate. ;~;
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Male 19
*clicks link*
"Asylum"
*closes link*
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Female 23
I like 3 things off this list: cats, candles and my friends. This list makes me feel as if there`s something wrong with being a girl :/
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Male 975
aw girls dont be offended
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Female 1,441
Candles. Yes, girls like nice smelling things. There`s nothing wrong with that.

Other then that none of these apply to me, and I`m sure they`re not true of a lot of girls. This is a terribly broad generalization, even for something posted on IAB.

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Female 277
I agree with Sqam. I don`t like any of those things.
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Female 1,697
This list is stupid
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Female 403
uh, Valentine`s day is the christianized holiday of the Roman celebration of Lupercalia
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Female 330
hahaha i love how i was like..
#1...yup
#2...yup ... and etc. -- #12
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Female 1,004
I don`t like weddings. Or Valentine`s day. Absolutely hate romantic comedies. Brunch is a useless "meal time", really.

Everything else, though, I`ll admit I`ve had some part of. I looove candles and flea markets are fun. :D And I love my kitties and my friends, so yeah. Everything else... Maybe not LOVE but it`s not like I go out of my way to avoid it.
I lol`d at the tags on the bottom. "Sexism" and "Stereotypes"

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Female 65
Other then cats... I don`t really like any of those things. :/
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Female 654
(and I dislike my friends because they always true to push me into going to the clubs with them. NO I don`t want to go to the club with you single girls listening to you whine about how you`re single and waiting for a nice guy to chat you up when he`s absolutely hammered ffs)
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Female 654
What?! Why did you break-up with her because she liked candles?

Although, guiltily, I think I do like all of them. (Apart from cats, they`re bastards)

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Female 275
This is retarded, generalizing and misogynistic.

If only it were funny, then maybe it`d be worth it. But it`s not. It`s retarded.

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Male 5,314
haha, their friends.
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Male 1,045
hahaha, i once broke up with a girl for liking 6.

but i like candles myseolf.

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Male 2,125
#12 is probably "Guys"

We all know guys are stupid

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Male 9,306
Gender roles. Yuck.
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Male 3
Link: 10 Stupid Things Girls Like [Rate Link] - We`re going to go on record now and predict that #11 is some guy named Jeremy Taylor, the guy who wrote this list.
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