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Date: 09/23/09 06:02 AM

22 Responses to You`re In Safe Hands with this Contractor [Pic]

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    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Link: You`re In Safe Hands with this Contractor - Erections achieved with safety and care.
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 6:08 am
    maybe they`re new to the english language? we once had a giant van for Dragon Palace that read:

    "We Delivery!"

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    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 6:25 am
    No, that`s correct English. An erection can also mean something you have erected, or "put up" in simple terms :P
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 7:14 am
    NICE Double entendre.
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    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 7:51 am
    Hahaha I remember this. This is in Dubai where I live and honestly this sort of stuff is pretty regular.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 8:11 am
    reminds me of Kate and Leopold...
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    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 8:23 am
    I have a sign in my garage saying something along the lines of `do not bring down this erection without permission`...
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 8:54 am
    lol good ol` double meanings XD
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 9:20 am
    These guys are so right, the last thing I want is somebody handling my erection all wrong.
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    iplaymusic Male 18-29
    292 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    well i need a cane company at my house right now because of the Ladies of Archery ;)
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    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    kinkeh
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    BrodyBoy1993 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Innuendos make the world go round. They can handle my next erection. xD
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Apparently they`re a good company to work for, very stimulating work, non-sexist - you can work under a woman or above her. The job has its ups and downs, and you have to know the ins and outs of office intercourse, but if you can rise to the occasion, you`ll be glad you came.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    > Gortrok
    > An erection can also mean something you have erected, or "put up" in simple terms :P

    If you hadn`t put that :-P at the end I`d be really worried about you dude :-)

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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    fap fap fap
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    novaboss Female 18-29
    53 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    your erection is safe in my hands too.
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    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    LMAO!!
    fappp
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    "No job too big, no job too small"

    Good, they don`t discriminate, hehe..

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    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    "your erection is safe in my hands too."

    -scoots closer to novaboss- Hey there, sexy. lol

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    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 12:14 am
    Being construction workers, the pun must`ve been quite intentional. LOL.
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    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 11:00 am
    LMAO. Subliminal ads FTW
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    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    The description ruined it for me.

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