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Date: 09/04/09 06:04 AM

42 Responses to Your Smartass Fish Left You a Message [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:10 am
    Link: Your Smartass Fish Left You a Message - `I sense your sarcasm and I`m not amused.`
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:16 am
    that`s a well read fish
  3. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:21 am
    stupid. the fish is gonna die from be suffocated. take those books off and put a screen or something
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:21 am
    haha
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:22 am
    oollloololllllololoollolololololololololololo
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    Immersion Female 18-29
    78 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:22 am
    Bettas can go 2-3 weeks without food... the sad part of this is that Tiffany probably overfed the thing and did more harm than good. Also, what moron puts a book over a betta bowl? They breathe air. They need fresh air! (Nevermind its in a frickin bowl).

    I hate you fancy, got me all mad early in the morning.

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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:30 am
    "stupid. the fish is gonna die from be suffocated. take those books off and put a screen or something"

    If you look closely, you will see that the books aren`t entirely covering it.

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    EvaAve87 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:32 am
    i read the book on top of the first book, Lamb by Christopher Moore.... i highly recomend it, very funny.
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    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:38 am
    They probably put the books on top because the betta will jump out of the bowl. They have been known to do that, but something that allows breath-ability would be better.
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    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 8:01 am
    EvaAve87, I`m reading it right now. I like it! Biff is the one who should have written the gospels!

    As for the fish... The betta would`ve been fine, I think... At least it looks okay. And I`m guessing it would be taken care of, if someone took the time to take a picture!

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    Unborn_Son Male 18-29
    149 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 8:08 am
    EveAve87 and Raccoon,

    After you finish Lamb, you should pick up A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore if you haven`t already. I think it might be his best book so far.

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    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 8:12 am
    "the sad part of this is that Tiffany probably overfed the thing and did more harm than good"

    Gah! This thing about fish being overfed is bullsh*t. All it does is make the fish grow bigger (and no, the fish doesn`t grow to the size of the tank. That is also a myth). You may need to clean the tank more often if there is a lot of light and therefore algal growth. That is all

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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 8:47 am
    i`m guess the books are to keep said kitty out of the bowl
  14. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 9:35 am
    "me write book"?
  15. Profile photo of NerdBurger
    NerdBurger Female 13-17
    87 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 9:40 am
    ugh i dont see how a simple, humorous picture can cause so much debate over sunlight and humungor fish. really, are you TRYING to prove that you dont have a life? :D

    lol no hard feelings, im the one commenting on it all ;)

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 10:48 am
    People, calm down. It`s a joke. And even if does somehow die, it`s only a fish anyway. It`s not like they have a purpose other than food.
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    Levyn Male 18-29
    210 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 11:18 am
    "the sad part of this is that Tiffany probably overfed the thing and did more harm than good"

    It`s a betta, and they don`t overeat. It`ll just cloud the water.

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    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 11:23 am
    "People, calm down. It`s a joke. And even if does somehow die, it`s only a fish anyway. It`s not like they have a purpose other than food."

    Animal cruelty is animal cruelty no matter what species it is...

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    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 11:54 am
    "People, calm down. It`s a joke. And even if does somehow die, it`s only a fish anyway. It`s not like they have a purpose other than food."

    And it doesn`t seem like pieces of poo like you don`t have any "purpose" either.

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    UberBen56 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    You might as well fry it up now. :D
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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Are people getting...angry over this?

    Lighten up. I`m a huge no-killing-of-animals person, and I even find this funny. It was supposed to be a joke, not a suggestion -_-;

  22. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    O.o an argument over a post it note on a fishbowl that was probably written by the owner of said fish just to make it on the internet??

    ... wow

    I for one found this amusing :)

  23. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    1st: Its a joke
    2nd: Its a fish
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    ITs actually a siamese fighting fish, they can survive up 2 3 months without food but for a helalthy fish you ust feed them each day! so i will take the side of the fish owners. as mayby tiffany doesnt know anything about these fish! I loke boobs!
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    KILL THE FISH! Muahahahaha!
  26. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    That`s cute haha
  27. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    The fish has mad skillz...
  28. Profile photo of edron122
    edron122 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    OMG! :O
    I love Christopher Moore <333
    Lamb was prbbly one of the best ones ;)
    made church that tad bit more interesting for me..baha
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    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    lol =)
  30. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    Fish are the easiest thing other than plants, just put some food next to the bowl, and sprinkle some in every day
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    blackjack_j5 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    This was great.
  32. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    It wouldn`t be much, but that son of a bitch little fish would be mighty tasty breaded up and dropped into a deep fryer.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    Goldfish is like "well don`t blame me, I hadda write the note so I could remember I`d been fed already, I kept getting hungry every 20 seconds without the note"
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:10 am
    >lionhart

    you`re wrong mythbusters tells no lies

  35. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:26 am
    i like the books on top of the bowl. I think he may have tried to commit suicide once or twice.
  36. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:26 am
    Maybe that was the plan all along little fish. To fatten you up to be fed to the cat.
  37. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    T_T sadness.. haha.
  38. Profile photo of koolkidme
    koolkidme Male 18-29
    123 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 12:15 am
    dont worry, kanye west will come to your rescue. lol
  39. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 12:27 am
    Oh god, you sink to a new level of depression when your fish loathes you.
  40. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 6:07 am
    Betas are awesome ^_^
  41. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    sick
  42. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:42 am
    Even Japan`s fish end up pimp-slapping people!

    Yes, that IS a Japanese fish.

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