Your Smartass Fish Left You a Message [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

"I sense your sarcasm and I"m not amused."
There are 42 comments:
Male 463
Even Japan`s fish end up pimp-slapping people!

Yes, that IS a Japanese fish.

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Male 1,485
sick
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Male 220
Betas are awesome ^_^
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Male 1,370
Oh god, you sink to a new level of depression when your fish loathes you.
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Male 123
dont worry, kanye west will come to your rescue. lol
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Female 931
T_T sadness.. haha.
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Male 1,093
Maybe that was the plan all along little fish. To fatten you up to be fed to the cat.
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Male 2,510
i like the books on top of the bowl. I think he may have tried to commit suicide once or twice.
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Male 1,375
>lionhart

you`re wrong mythbusters tells no lies

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Male 8,300
Goldfish is like "well don`t blame me, I hadda write the note so I could remember I`d been fed already, I kept getting hungry every 20 seconds without the note"
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Male 3,755
It wouldn`t be much, but that son of a bitch little fish would be mighty tasty breaded up and dropped into a deep fryer.
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Male 26
This was great.
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Male 1,918
Fish are the easiest thing other than plants, just put some food next to the bowl, and sprinkle some in every day
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Male 204
lol =)
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Male 41
OMG! :O
I love Christopher Moore <333
Lamb was prbbly one of the best ones ;)
made church that tad bit more interesting for me..baha
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Female 253
The fish has mad skillz...
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Female 519
That`s cute haha
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Male 10,440
KILL THE FISH! Muahahahaha!
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Male 25,416
ITs actually a siamese fighting fish, they can survive up 2 3 months without food but for a helalthy fish you ust feed them each day! so i will take the side of the fish owners. as mayby tiffany doesnt know anything about these fish! I loke boobs!
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Male 346
1st: Its a joke
2nd: Its a fish
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Female 4,197
O.o an argument over a post it note on a fishbowl that was probably written by the owner of said fish just to make it on the internet??

... wow

I for one found this amusing :)

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Female 1,306
Are people getting...angry over this?

Lighten up. I`m a huge no-killing-of-animals person, and I even find this funny. It was supposed to be a joke, not a suggestion -_-;

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Male 29
You might as well fry it up now. :D
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Male 404
"People, calm down. It`s a joke. And even if does somehow die, it`s only a fish anyway. It`s not like they have a purpose other than food."

And it doesn`t seem like pieces of poo like you don`t have any "purpose" either.

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Male 308
"People, calm down. It`s a joke. And even if does somehow die, it`s only a fish anyway. It`s not like they have a purpose other than food."

Animal cruelty is animal cruelty no matter what species it is...

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Male 210
"the sad part of this is that Tiffany probably overfed the thing and did more harm than good"

It`s a betta, and they don`t overeat. It`ll just cloud the water.

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Male 3,425
People, calm down. It`s a joke. And even if does somehow die, it`s only a fish anyway. It`s not like they have a purpose other than food.
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Female 87
ugh i dont see how a simple, humorous picture can cause so much debate over sunlight and humungor fish. really, are you TRYING to prove that you dont have a life? :D

lol no hard feelings, im the one commenting on it all ;)

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Male 10,855
"me write book"?
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Female 2,509
i`m guess the books are to keep said kitty out of the bowl
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Female 528
"the sad part of this is that Tiffany probably overfed the thing and did more harm than good"

Gah! This thing about fish being overfed is bullsh*t. All it does is make the fish grow bigger (and no, the fish doesn`t grow to the size of the tank. That is also a myth). You may need to clean the tank more often if there is a lot of light and therefore algal growth. That is all

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Male 149
EveAve87 and Raccoon,

After you finish Lamb, you should pick up A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore if you haven`t already. I think it might be his best book so far.

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Female 340
EvaAve87, I`m reading it right now. I like it! Biff is the one who should have written the gospels!

As for the fish... The betta would`ve been fine, I think... At least it looks okay. And I`m guessing it would be taken care of, if someone took the time to take a picture!

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Female 204
They probably put the books on top because the betta will jump out of the bowl. They have been known to do that, but something that allows breath-ability would be better.
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Female 29
i read the book on top of the first book, Lamb by Christopher Moore.... i highly recomend it, very funny.
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Male 1,623
"stupid. the fish is gonna die from be suffocated. take those books off and put a screen or something"

If you look closely, you will see that the books aren`t entirely covering it.

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Female 78
Bettas can go 2-3 weeks without food... the sad part of this is that Tiffany probably overfed the thing and did more harm than good. Also, what moron puts a book over a betta bowl? They breathe air. They need fresh air! (Nevermind its in a frickin bowl).

I hate you fancy, got me all mad early in the morning.

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Male 1,378
oollloololllllololoollolololololololololololo
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Male 1,403
haha
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Male 1,129
stupid. the fish is gonna die from be suffocated. take those books off and put a screen or something
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Male 1,596
that`s a well read fish
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Male 20,911
Link: Your Smartass Fish Left You a Message [Pic] [Rate Link] - `I sense your sarcasm and I`m not amused.`
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