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Date: 09/19/09 09:00 AM

79 Responses to Your Daughter Might Be Having Sex If… [Chart]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:00 am
    Link: Your Daughter Might Be Having Sex If... - Girls, don`t let your parents see this list.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:07 am
    And if she is 42
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    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:11 am
    that about blanket covers it
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    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:12 am
    I think I`d be in the clear if my Mamma saw this. I only fit one...haha :P
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:13 am
    so, your daughter is gonna have sex, period.
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    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:18 am
    half the stuff on that list us bunk. funny though
  7. Profile photo of can-i-say
    can-i-say Male 13-17
    138 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Then all daughters are having sex.
    lol
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    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:27 am
    Some of those describe me but I still dont get any...
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Where is this from?
    Lame.
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    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:40 am
    Aww, speedy_3909, just remember - use the right tones for your shade of skin :)
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    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:41 am
    "so, your daughter is gonna have sex, period."

    Just as long as they`re not having period sex.

    (Those Victorian corsets do nothing for me)

    Why?! what did you THINK I meant???

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    astrogirl Female 18-29
    169 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:55 am
    "so, your daughter is gonna have sex, period."
    Just as long as they`re not having period sex.

    (Those Victorian corsets do nothing for me)

    Why?! what did you THINK I meant???

    LMFAO that`s the best thing I`ve read on here!

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    nancyxgirl Female 13-17
    40 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:56 am
    goodness, if my mother reads this i`ll never be let out of the house again!
  14. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:05 am
    What a dumb list!
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    wat_the_fail Female 13-17
    10 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:12 am
    wow i apply to everything on this list...
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2029 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:26 am
    As of now, at least, I would be fine with my (future and currently nonexistent) daughter having sex, just so long as she`s not just sleeping around like a slut and keeps it to one person for the most part. It would also be nice if she were to use protection.
    I don`t know if my opinion might change though once I actually have a kid.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:29 am
    What book did this come out of? "Paranoid Extremist Christian Parenting"?
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:29 am
    This could have been funnier if we knew where the list was originally.
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    Reverend7x Male 13-17
    96 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:54 am
    Sadly, this is true.

    And if it`s not, girls like this are retarded.

    "LIEK OH EM GEEEE. THE JONAS BROS ARE SO FECKING HAAAWWWTT!! I, LIEK, HAVE TO UPDATE MY TWITTER WITH HOW MUCH I LUVV THE JONAS BROS!!!"

    Anyone wanna deal with that all day? I sure as hell don`t.

  20. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:55 am
    @ a lot of people: I`m pretty sure that this list is a joke.... and by pretty sure I mean it obviously is...
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:59 am
    pfff, my parents know I have sex. It`s easier when your parents know anyway, once they figured it out, they stopped calling me every second I was at my boyfriend`s house.
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:00 am
    Dude i liked all those things (minus the last one) when i was 11. This last is most definitely not accurate but it`s lulz.
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:19 am
    .....thats like every girl ever
  24. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:23 am
    ....I think my sister is having sex..... :(
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    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:44 am
    my parents dont care if I have sex. :/
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:58 am
    "What book did this come out of?
    `Paranoid Extremist Christian Parenting`?"

    I think that`s a magazine. XD

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    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    ".....thats like every girl ever"
    Lemme check my big magical book of who had sex...
    Yep, pretty much every girl ever is actually in here.
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    spp Female 18-29
    299 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    I should hope not Enchilada if you are over 70 years old.
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    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    im pretty sure thats from "WTF?: How to Survive 101 of Life`s Worst F*#!-ing Moments" i have "wtf?: college" and that font and layout (and sarcasm) looks familiar
  30. Profile photo of ravenclaw94
    ravenclaw94 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    aside from the being a slut one, according to this chart I may have been having sex for the past 4 years....
  31. Profile photo of Rockin09
    Rockin09 Female 18-29
    1 post
    September 19, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    I just dyed my hair blue, I wear make-up every day, love all music, go dancing at the club, sleep with my phone, own my car, love reality tv, never talk to my parents, and I`m still a virgin.
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    DerekCase300 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    rockin-

    That would be because you`re fat.

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    uniserinity Female 18-29
    43 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    uhm..okay. Maybe that`s why I`m not having sex? I think the only thing that works for me here is..I wear makeup..and I`m not close to my dad..
    yay. -_-;
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    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    "rockin-

    That would be because you`re fat. "

    ...yay for your first post rockin09!

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    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Rockin, that`s because this is a JOKE.
  36. Profile photo of lilhawk2892
    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    rockin09. XD then your probably just very, very ugly.
  37. Profile photo of junebug2326
    junebug2326 Female 13-17
    45 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    sweet, i don`t tick anything on that list... but that doesn`t mean i haven`t had sex :|
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    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    What`s sad is that there are people who actually believe that.
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    tazman321 Male 13-17
    190 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Rockin09
    Female, 18-29, Southern US
    1 Posts Saturday, September 19, 2009 12:23:36 PM
    I just dyed my hair blue, I wear make-up every day, love all music, go dancing at the club, sleep with my phone, own my car, love reality tv, never talk to my parents, and I`m still a virgin.


    fugly?

  40. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    poo, i fit almost all of those. all except they reality TV part.
  41. Profile photo of sxadhi
    sxadhi Female 18-29
    3 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Basically, if you`re daughter`s sixteen, she *might* be having sex. I`d say its kinda accurate actually! :P
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    taitai Female 13-17
    63 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    I`m 16 and I do everything on that list except watch reality TV or dye my hair all the time. Anyway, I think it`s absoluley disgusting that everyone expects 16 year old girls to not be virgins. As if being a 15, 16, 17, or even 18 year old virgin is the worst thing in the world. Excuse those of us who don`t want to be sluts.
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    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    lots of teenage girls do that...
  44. Profile photo of AliceHolly
    AliceHolly Female 18-29
    100 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    Having sex =/= being a slut.

    Why is this such a hard concept for some to grasp?

  45. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    If you had sex once, you`re a slut. Just ask Jesus. I`m Jesus. :)
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    Ste08 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    everyone here agrees that sex one time with someone you love = slut. whore. ect.
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    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    Excuse those of us who don`t want to be sluts.
    --

    Yes. Anyone who has sex under 19, according to you, is a slut.
    Excuse those of us who don`t want to be close-minded.

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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    i think girls should just put out like guys. then the term slut wont exist
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    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    So this is describing an average teenage girl?
  50. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    OH MY IM SURROUNDED BY SLUTS. xD seriously...reminds me of all the girls at my school...i absolutely hate the ppl at meh school xD
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    Viruzzzps Male 18-29
    45 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    title might aswell read:
    Your daughter might have an Oxygen-addiction if...
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    And I am none of those. Thank God for tomboys like me. :)
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    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    i get that its suppose to be a joke but the first 8 are pretty much every high school aged girl
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    I wear make-up. I have a car. And I`m not a virgin.


    HOW THE HELL DID IT KNOW???

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    diverdown Male 40-49
    177 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    Uh, this is not a chart. It`s a list. OK then.
  56. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    "She`s a slut and you KNOW it."

    LOL

  57. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    Most of those describe all teenage girls
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    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
    181 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Love the last one
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    "Most of those describe all teenage girls "
    zing
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    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    @dfaulted-im glad to see that the sarcasm wasnt TOTALLY lost on you
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    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    the sad thing is i do almost all of that... and i`m not having sex... wah wah waaaah
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    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    haha, only 2/9 for meee! I want a car and I`m always on my phone. Haha. My parents accuse me of having sex anyway... Sigh.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    ROFL.. shes a slut.. and you KNOW IT
  64. Profile photo of zekumi
    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    YOUR DAUGHTER MIGHT BE HAVING SEX IF ...

    * She`s a female.

  65. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 2:39 am
    well zepher, your dp explains why
  66. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 2:46 am
    6/9 woohoo!
  67. Profile photo of Cynthi05
    Cynthi05 Female 13-17
    5 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 3:10 am
    ...7/9....ow god......
  68. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 8:40 am
    8 out of 9 D: !!!hahahaha...your daughter might be having sex if she has a boyfriend and a vagina :]
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 8:55 am
    0/9 and happy about it :P Troublesome things are troublesome
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    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 10:46 am
    lotta girls of i-a-b need counseling or abstinence at gunpoint... or just alter their lifestyles a bit
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    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
    185 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 11:41 am
    4/9... but I am married, so I assume that my parents are aware that I`m probably having sex.
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    dannyseven Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    I think you girls might be missing the point of this photo.
  73. Profile photo of SumireMoon
    SumireMoon Female 13-17
    62 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    lmao they should make one of these lists for guys lets see how that would turn out
  74. Profile photo of Tiffany1988
    Tiffany1988 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    haha yeah probably only the last one is right because all the others are just girl things but very funny :) i just hope parents don`t read these
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    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    SumireMoon, the version for guys would be...

    Your son might be having sex if...

    1. he has a penis.

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    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    If noobs think this is forreal then... they are noobs.
  77. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    "i get that its suppose to be a joke but the first 8 are pretty much every high school aged girl"

    I get that you get that it`s a joke...but you don`t get the joke.

  78. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 4:05 am
    the sad thing my parents would see this and immediately go, "MY GOD, IT`S RIGHT. GET THE CHASTITY BELT."
  79. Profile photo of Skibinigagen
    Skibinigagen Female 18-29
    3 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    Dumb Girls,

    Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE stop commenting on the joke without fully understanding it.

    Signed,
    The Rest of Your Gender

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