Your Daughter Might Be Having Sex If... [Chart]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Girls, don"t let your parents see this list.
There are 79 comments:
Female 3
Dumb Girls,

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE stop commenting on the joke without fully understanding it.

Signed,
The Rest of Your Gender

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Female 1,077
the sad thing my parents would see this and immediately go, "MY GOD, IT`S RIGHT. GET THE CHASTITY BELT."
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Male 4,004
"i get that its suppose to be a joke but the first 8 are pretty much every high school aged girl"

I get that you get that it`s a joke...but you don`t get the joke.

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Male 161
If noobs think this is forreal then... they are noobs.
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Male 155
SumireMoon, the version for guys would be...

Your son might be having sex if...

1. he has a penis.

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Female 111
haha yeah probably only the last one is right because all the others are just girl things but very funny :) i just hope parents don`t read these
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Female 62
lmao they should make one of these lists for guys lets see how that would turn out
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Male 71
I think you girls might be missing the point of this photo.
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Female 185
4/9... but I am married, so I assume that my parents are aware that I`m probably having sex.
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Male 463
lotta girls of i-a-b need counseling or abstinence at gunpoint... or just alter their lifestyles a bit
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Female 986
0/9 and happy about it :P Troublesome things are troublesome
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Female 414
8 out of 9 D: !!!hahahaha...your daughter might be having sex if she has a boyfriend and a vagina :]
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Female 5
...7/9....ow god......
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Female 218
6/9 woohoo!
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Male 895
well zepher, your dp explains why
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Female 400
YOUR DAUGHTER MIGHT BE HAVING SEX IF ...

* She`s a female.

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Female 5,222
ROFL.. shes a slut.. and you KNOW IT
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Female 112
haha, only 2/9 for meee! I want a car and I`m always on my phone. Haha. My parents accuse me of having sex anyway... Sigh.
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Female 414
the sad thing is i do almost all of that... and i`m not having sex... wah wah waaaah
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Female 474
@dfaulted-im glad to see that the sarcasm wasnt TOTALLY lost on you
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Male 988
"Most of those describe all teenage girls "
zing
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Male 181
Love the last one
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Male 1,918
Most of those describe all teenage girls
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Male 1,381
"She`s a slut and you KNOW it."

LOL

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Male 177
Uh, this is not a chart. It`s a list. OK then.
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Female 3,562
I wear make-up. I have a car. And I`m not a virgin.


HOW THE HELL DID IT KNOW???

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Female 310
i get that its suppose to be a joke but the first 8 are pretty much every high school aged girl
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Female 9,560
And I am none of those. Thank God for tomboys like me. :)
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Male 45
title might aswell read:
Your daughter might have an Oxygen-addiction if...
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Female 1,043
OH MY IM SURROUNDED BY SLUTS. xD seriously...reminds me of all the girls at my school...i absolutely hate the ppl at meh school xD
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Male 177
So this is describing an average teenage girl?
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Male 1,129
i think girls should just put out like guys. then the term slut wont exist
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Female 767
Excuse those of us who don`t want to be sluts.
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Yes. Anyone who has sex under 19, according to you, is a slut.
Excuse those of us who don`t want to be close-minded.

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Male 97
everyone here agrees that sex one time with someone you love = slut. whore. ect.
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Male 1,003
If you had sex once, you`re a slut. Just ask Jesus. I`m Jesus. :)
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Female 100
Having sex =/= being a slut.

Why is this such a hard concept for some to grasp?

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Female 943
lots of teenage girls do that...
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Female 62
I`m 16 and I do everything on that list except watch reality TV or dye my hair all the time. Anyway, I think it`s absoluley disgusting that everyone expects 16 year old girls to not be virgins. As if being a 15, 16, 17, or even 18 year old virgin is the worst thing in the world. Excuse those of us who don`t want to be sluts.
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Female 3
Basically, if you`re daughter`s sixteen, she *might* be having sex. I`d say its kinda accurate actually! :P
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Female 735
poo, i fit almost all of those. all except they reality TV part.
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Male 189

Rockin09
Female, 18-29, Southern US
1 Posts Saturday, September 19, 2009 12:23:36 PM
I just dyed my hair blue, I wear make-up every day, love all music, go dancing at the club, sleep with my phone, own my car, love reality tv, never talk to my parents, and I`m still a virgin.


fugly?

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Female 133
What`s sad is that there are people who actually believe that.
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Female 44
sweet, i don`t tick anything on that list... but that doesn`t mean i haven`t had sex :|
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Male 221
rockin09. XD then your probably just very, very ugly.
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Male 189
Rockin, that`s because this is a JOKE.
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Male 633
"rockin-

That would be because you`re fat. "

...yay for your first post rockin09!

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Female 43
uhm..okay. Maybe that`s why I`m not having sex? I think the only thing that works for me here is..I wear makeup..and I`m not close to my dad..
yay. -_-;
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Male 29
rockin-

That would be because you`re fat.

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Female 1
I just dyed my hair blue, I wear make-up every day, love all music, go dancing at the club, sleep with my phone, own my car, love reality tv, never talk to my parents, and I`m still a virgin.
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Female 135
aside from the being a slut one, according to this chart I may have been having sex for the past 4 years....
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Female 140
im pretty sure thats from "WTF?: How to Survive 101 of Life`s Worst F*#!-ing Moments" i have "wtf?: college" and that font and layout (and sarcasm) looks familiar
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Female 299
I should hope not Enchilada if you are over 70 years old.
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Male 299
".....thats like every girl ever"
Lemme check my big magical book of who had sex...
Yep, pretty much every girl ever is actually in here.
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Male 2,440
"What book did this come out of?
`Paranoid Extremist Christian Parenting`?"

I think that`s a magazine. XD

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Female 931
my parents dont care if I have sex. :/
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Male 348
....I think my sister is having sex..... :(
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Female 2,672
.....thats like every girl ever
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Female 4,376
Dude i liked all those things (minus the last one) when i was 11. This last is most definitely not accurate but it`s lulz.
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Female 1,566
pfff, my parents know I have sex. It`s easier when your parents know anyway, once they figured it out, they stopped calling me every second I was at my boyfriend`s house.
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Male 819
@ a lot of people: I`m pretty sure that this list is a joke.... and by pretty sure I mean it obviously is...
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Male 96
Sadly, this is true.

And if it`s not, girls like this are retarded.

"LIEK OH EM GEEEE. THE JONAS BROS ARE SO FECKING HAAAWWWTT!! I, LIEK, HAVE TO UPDATE MY TWITTER WITH HOW MUCH I LUVV THE JONAS BROS!!!"

Anyone wanna deal with that all day? I sure as hell don`t.

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Male 2,148
This could have been funnier if we knew where the list was originally.
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Male 9,305
What book did this come out of? "Paranoid Extremist Christian Parenting"?
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Male 2,028
As of now, at least, I would be fine with my (future and currently nonexistent) daughter having sex, just so long as she`s not just sleeping around like a slut and keeps it to one person for the most part. It would also be nice if she were to use protection.
I don`t know if my opinion might change though once I actually have a kid.
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Female 10
wow i apply to everything on this list...
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Female 3,726
What a dumb list!
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Female 40
goodness, if my mother reads this i`ll never be let out of the house again!
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Female 169
"so, your daughter is gonna have sex, period."
Just as long as they`re not having period sex.

(Those Victorian corsets do nothing for me)

Why?! what did you THINK I meant???

LMFAO that`s the best thing I`ve read on here!

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Male 1,270
"so, your daughter is gonna have sex, period."

Just as long as they`re not having period sex.

(Those Victorian corsets do nothing for me)

Why?! what did you THINK I meant???

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Male 1,270
Aww, speedy_3909, just remember - use the right tones for your shade of skin :)
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Male 4,807
Where is this from?
Lame.
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Male 360
Some of those describe me but I still dont get any...
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Male 138
Then all daughters are having sex.
lol
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Male 189
half the stuff on that list us bunk. funny though
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Male 5,314
so, your daughter is gonna have sex, period.
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Female 497
I think I`d be in the clear if my Mamma saw this. I only fit one...haha :P
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Male 600
that about blanket covers it
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Female 7,999
And if she is 42
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Male 20,828
Link: Your Daughter Might Be Having Sex If... [Chart] [Rate Link] - Girls, don`t let your parents see this list.
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