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Date: 09/21/09 06:04 AM

47 Responses to You Know Your Skydiving Jump Went Wrong… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:20 am
    Link: You Know Your Skydiving Jump Went Wrong... - ...when your `chute opens up like this.
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    rastlin Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:23 am
    Yep... that`s gonna be a hard landing...
  3. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:29 am
    when, went.
  4. Profile photo of RobertJohn44
    RobertJohn44 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:31 am
    dude... lol.
  5. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:34 am
    Ooh! I get to be the first to correct the grammar! It should be "you`re"!

    And I hope that person was okay. D:

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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:35 am
    If this is real, that guy is screwed.
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    GracieJack Female 18-29
    149 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:41 am
    AlfishKK, if you`re going to be a grammar-nazi, at least be correct. You`re is "you are", and your is possessive.
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    sponged Male 18-29
    553 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:42 am
    nothing wrong with the grammar justa spelling of when should be "went" :-D
  9. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:43 am
    Lol at the irony of trying to correct grammar and being wrong.
    "Your" is correct here, in both instances.
  10. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 8:07 am
    Apart from his legs facing the wrong way, it might be fine. The chute is all stuffed up in the pack before it opens so maybe this is how it looks right as it is starting to catch the wind. Y/N?
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    Cooper_Smith Male 18-29
    145 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 8:11 am
    even if he hits the water....he is still screwed.
  12. Profile photo of izziMARIE
    izziMARIE Female 18-29
    67 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 8:26 am
    Maybe if he falls in the river he`ll only suffer some broken ribs.
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    leigh-ann Female 18-29
    23 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 8:37 am
    I agree with evil eye
  14. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 8:44 am
    Better then finding an anvil in there. Or a set of cutlery...
  15. Profile photo of Kevlarcandy
    Kevlarcandy Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 8:53 am
    At that altitude the chute should really not look like that, accept maybe extreme base diving but I don`t know much about that.

    At that height though, assuming chute failure, hitting anything but very choppy water would be catastrophic, the surface tention would be like hitting concrete (a.k.a. belly flop of doom).

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    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 9:07 am
    If at first you don`t succeed.................then skydiving isn`t for you.
  17. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 9:30 am
    O M G!!!
  18. Profile photo of RawrXD
    RawrXD Male 18-29
    145 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 9:36 am
    eeks that doesnt seem healthy
  19. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 9:39 am
    That does not look promising.
  20. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 9:56 am
    This is going to hurt. LOL, yeah I think Evil_Eye is right. Looks like he just threw his chute and that is the moment prior to it catch air.
  21. Profile photo of taylalatbh
    taylalatbh Female 13-17
    56 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 10:18 am
    Oh drat ?
  22. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 10:28 am
    He should have paid more attention to when they taught him how to PROPERLY pack his chute.
  23. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 10:48 am
    Ooh! I get to be the first to correct the grammar! It should be "you`re"!

    -----------

    Actually, you`re wrong, completely wrong, it is your. I mean, I`m no grammar Nazi, but even I know that. Maybe if you want to fit into the whole grammar Nazi group (god knows why you would want that anyway), you should at least start by learning the basics.

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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 11:19 am
    ...was nice knowing you bro...
  25. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 11:25 am
    Aww man the chute covers the priceless look that must be on his face..
  26. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Ooh! I get to be the first to correct the grammar! It should be "you`re"!

    Uh...what Lukas said.
    And if it said:
    "..when YOU ARE chute opens up like this", would is still make sense?
    Nope.

  27. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    I wanna see his face haha
  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    "Ooh! I get to be the first to correct the grammar! It should be `you`re`!"

    Shhh, the grown-ups are talking.

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    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    Actually feiku, if it was `you`re` it wouldn`t make sense. You`re is a shortened way of saying "you are" where as of `your` is within someones possesion :D
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    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Ahhh opie, you took my place :P
  31. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    alfishKK--->grammarFAIL
    did you not see the whole effing grammar link on iab? lmfao any ways
    isnt that how it already looks? it had to be small to fit in that little pack anyways soooo....perfect timeing pic :D
  32. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    YOUR PARACHUTE
    YOU`RE A FAT MOTHER
  33. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    can everyone please get their hands of the their dick-tion-aries.. please! Who cares? i don`t think anyone is running for congress on here. If they are, you should be crucified for your terrible grammar............damn you words.
  34. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    i can`t even begin to describe whats happening in the picture. O.O
  35. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    Oh wow...
  36. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    I`d pass out before I hit the ground anyways
  37. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    i think this was taken as it was opening.
  38. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    Looks like blow-up dolls in a bacon wrap.
  39. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    That`s gotta effing suuuuuuuuuck
  40. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    that would be my luck
  41. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    lol vit. ya i think thats as its opening. and at least hes above water.
  42. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    > xxPinkxx
    > at least hes above water

    You ever hit water from anywhere over 10-30m? Its like concrete. He`d have more chance above land, at least he can try to roll.

  43. Profile photo of twist22402
    twist22402 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:04 am
    "Looks like blow-up dolls in a bacon wrap."

    That sounds like a fantastic Saturday night to me.

  44. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:11 am
    @ Lionhart2,

    Rolling on rocks... Mmh. Great idea.

    Maybe if you want do die as painlessly as possible.

  45. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Mmmmmmm. . . Rolling Rock 8-q
  46. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
  47. Profile photo of Lazerbanana
    Lazerbanana Male 18-29
    19 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    Lionhart2 your a smug douchebag... Oh i`m going to bash on your comment by outwitting you in on the internet. 4950 posts ROFLMAO

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