You Know Your Skydiving Jump Went Wrong... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Sports

...when your "chute opens up like this.
There are 47 comments:
Male 19
Lionhart2 your a smug douchebag... Oh i`m going to bash on your comment by outwitting you in on the internet. 4950 posts ROFLMAO
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Male 180
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Male 204
Mmmmmmm. . . Rolling Rock 8-q
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Male 1,003
@ Lionhart2,

Rolling on rocks... Mmh. Great idea.

Maybe if you want do die as painlessly as possible.

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Male 51
"Looks like blow-up dolls in a bacon wrap."

That sounds like a fantastic Saturday night to me.

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Male 8,302
> xxPinkxx
> at least hes above water

You ever hit water from anywhere over 10-30m? Its like concrete. He`d have more chance above land, at least he can try to roll.

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Female 3,828
lol vit. ya i think thats as its opening. and at least hes above water.
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Male 2,592
that would be my luck
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Male 184
That`s gotta effing suuuuuuuuuck
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Female 4,028
Looks like blow-up dolls in a bacon wrap.
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Female 901
i think this was taken as it was opening.
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Male 1,666
I`d pass out before I hit the ground anyways
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Female 9,402
Oh wow...
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Male 1,837
i can`t even begin to describe whats happening in the picture. O.O
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Male 678
can everyone please get their hands of the their dick-tion-aries.. please! Who cares? i don`t think anyone is running for congress on here. If they are, you should be crucified for your terrible grammar............damn you words.
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Male 368
YOUR PARACHUTE
YOU`RE A FAT MOTHER
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Female 1,890
alfishKK--->grammarFAIL
did you not see the whole effing grammar link on iab? lmfao any ways
isnt that how it already looks? it had to be small to fit in that little pack anyways soooo....perfect timeing pic :D
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Male 619
Ahhh opie, you took my place :P
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Male 619
Actually feiku, if it was `you`re` it wouldn`t make sense. You`re is a shortened way of saying "you are" where as of `your` is within someones possesion :D
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Female 15,763
"Ooh! I get to be the first to correct the grammar! It should be `you`re`!"

Shhh, the grown-ups are talking.

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Female 931
I wanna see his face haha
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Female 525
Ooh! I get to be the first to correct the grammar! It should be "you`re"!

Uh...what Lukas said.
And if it said:
"..when YOU ARE chute opens up like this", would is still make sense?
Nope.

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Female 182
Aww man the chute covers the priceless look that must be on his face..
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Male 914
...was nice knowing you bro...
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Male 3,425
Ooh! I get to be the first to correct the grammar! It should be "you`re"!

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Actually, you`re wrong, completely wrong, it is your. I mean, I`m no grammar Nazi, but even I know that. Maybe if you want to fit into the whole grammar Nazi group (god knows why you would want that anyway), you should at least start by learning the basics.

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Male 364
He should have paid more attention to when they taught him how to PROPERLY pack his chute.
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Female 56
Oh drat ?
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Male 345
This is going to hurt. LOL, yeah I think Evil_Eye is right. Looks like he just threw his chute and that is the moment prior to it catch air.
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Male 2,313
That does not look promising.
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Male 144
eeks that doesnt seem healthy
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Female 5,222
O M G!!!
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Male 749
If at first you don`t succeed.................then skydiving isn`t for you.
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Male 11
At that altitude the chute should really not look like that, accept maybe extreme base diving but I don`t know much about that.

At that height though, assuming chute failure, hitting anything but very choppy water would be catastrophic, the surface tention would be like hitting concrete (a.k.a. belly flop of doom).

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Male 4,746
Better then finding an anvil in there. Or a set of cutlery...
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Female 23
I agree with evil eye
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Female 67
Maybe if he falls in the river he`ll only suffer some broken ribs.
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Male 145
even if he hits the water....he is still screwed.
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Male 1,442
Apart from his legs facing the wrong way, it might be fine. The chute is all stuffed up in the pack before it opens so maybe this is how it looks right as it is starting to catch the wind. Y/N?
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Female 525
Lol at the irony of trying to correct grammar and being wrong.
"Your" is correct here, in both instances.
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Male 553
nothing wrong with the grammar justa spelling of when should be "went" :-D
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Female 149
AlfishKK, if you`re going to be a grammar-nazi, at least be correct. You`re is "you are", and your is possessive.
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Male 3,057
If this is real, that guy is screwed.
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Female 781
Ooh! I get to be the first to correct the grammar! It should be "you`re"!

And I hope that person was okay. D:

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Male 24
dude... lol.
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Male 2,855
when, went.
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Male 8
Yep... that`s gonna be a hard landing...
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Male 19,855
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