You Got 2 New MySpace Friend Requests [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

One friend will be sending you lots of church-related reminders. The other, lots of hardcore porn and abortion jokes.
There are 60 comments:
Male 95
lol i gatta have satin as a friend on myspace xD
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Male 22
i prefer Satan
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Male 5,189
Choices....hmmm
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Male 155
i don`t want hardcore porn and abortion jokes...i already have plenty of full hard drives
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Male 308
Is it okay if I click on the Satan one?
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 13
Its pretty sad how far religion has to go to try and convert people into their faith. Despite the awesome here, I can`t help but facepalm.
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Male 2,220
Life is about balance.

Accept both - that way you get access to the VIP and, erm, whatever the other dude is offering..

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Female 196
I wish you could make it so Facebook/Myspace actually said "So-and-so wants to destroy you" as opposed to "be your friend." I`m "friends" with too many people on Facebook that suck ass. I`d rather destroy them.
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Female 1,199
"Facebook is better than Myspace."

I agree as well. :o

Myspace pages kill my computer.

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Female 63
I agree with TimiRoxx :)
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Female 650
haha that was awesome.
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Male 443
I`d Accept Satan, I always wondered what it would be like to be destroyed
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Female 428
I like MySpace better than FaceBook, so there. *denies both requests*
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Female 49
Facebook is better than Myspace.
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Male 190
and thats why i dont use myspace anymore
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Male 533
Hey! Satan`s using the new "Destroy" app! I feel a hot new myspace craze coming on...
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Male 15,510
Wait a minute!!

People still use Myspace?? :-|

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Male 7,378
Anyone who calls a 2000yo dead guy "friend" has a screw loose.
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Male 2,591
Christians: Will you PLEASE stop trying to convert us all? Would you please extend us that much respect as fellow humans? Do you understand how incredibly annoying it is to us? I`m asking very nicely here.
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Male 731
Where`s the "block user" button?
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Female 531
"Jezus is looking high."

High on Faith!

which is just slang for pot. :)

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Female 1,264
I don`t know. Odin, Hecate and Isis are so much fun, I don`t think I`d settle for bible lessons. And Satan can`t provide me of the porn I want soo...no thanks.
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Female 4,197
since when was satan part vampire?
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Male 312
Duh, accept both!
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Male 190
Jezus is looking high.
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Male 367
Oh hey, deny both?
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Female 122
I thought they were like Tom. You have to start out being friends with them whether you like it or not.
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Male 345
Tough choice, I do like fatty church casseroles but I also like whipping strippers with a coat hanger. Hmmm, which way to go...
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Female 99
Wow someone has to much time on there hands...
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Male 949
Hail Satan.
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Male 4
i already have both
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Male 463
i`ll take both for the porny bible lessons!
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Male 1,403
im not really sure which way to go after reading the caption.
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Male 477
Lukas, please support your claim with evidence. There is none. We don`t have records of who was crucified by the romans in that time frame. Hell, we don`t even have ANY records of Pilate`s rule and incredibly little evidence of Pilate`s existence in the first place.
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Male 1
I`d consider following Christ if he was on Twitter..
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Male 1,629
yay satan!
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Female 78
Heh... this is my facebook. I get all the church stuff from people at church, and all the good fun stuff from people back home!
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Male 480
I take the abortion jokes and hxc porn friend. XD
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Female 961
meh, me and stan go way back
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Male 13,630
`It has been proven jesus existed, therefore not fictional`

Best add Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, and Jack Frost then

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Male 3,425
There`s plenty of evidence to suggest a person called Jesus was alive 2000 years ago and crucified, as for the whole son of God, miracle worker... Well, believe what you want to believe.

/discussion

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Male 37
hey give Quackor a break look at his name (key word "quack" get it)
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Male 65
ha i accpet both what then tom.
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Male 477
Um, Quackor... WHEN? There is no physical evidence of any kind to support that Jesus was even a real person, much less the son of the jewish god. Every aspect of his life story was not new when it was written and plays out like the various savior myths told by countless other cultures for centuries beforehand.
We have just as much evidence to support the existence of Cthulhu.
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Male 201
@Quackor

Proven? Realy? Who told you that? Your priest?

Even IF a person with name Jesus existed god as humas describe him in the Bible is pure SF making bible-Jesus also fictional.

World is much smaller place then it was 2000 years ago. A normal, litterate human cant possibly read any "holy" scripture and take it seriously. Its nice historic litterature exposing human nature and fight for power, but lets all act like adults. Mmmmmkaaay?

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Male 2,855
Wednesday, September 2, 2009 7:51:26 AM
Jesus and Satan are my favorite two fictional characters.

It has been proven jesus existed, therefore not fictional

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Female 9,557
like I stated before, no one uses myspace anymore.
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Male 819
A sign like that is just begging to be vandalised...
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Male 28
Jesus and Satan are my favorite two fictional characters.
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Female 837
Do you think they gave Satan the pervy face on purpose?
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Male 1,442
Friendship with Jesus... Destroyed by Satan... tough choice...
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Male 588
Spammers are finally getting less boring. Still annoying, though.
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Male 579
srsly, what`s this jesus and myspace stuff? Never heard of either. FSM will save you all just for being good people. Can you handle that on your own without someone telling how to not kill/maim/rape/steal from other people?
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Female 1,001
Social occasions would be awkward if they both were your friends..
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Male 4,807
Who is this Jesus guy people always talk about anyway??
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Male 525
SuperSmash I`m not even getting involved in the inevitable flame war ok mate? ;-)
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Male 120
I`ll opt for the hc porno, I already got all of the abortion jokes in existance
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Male 2,582
So if I don`t have a myspace account does that make me doomed to an eternity of Purgatory?
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Male 20,825
Link: You Got 2 New MySpace Friend Requests [Pic] [Rate Link] - One friend will be sending you lots of church-related reminders. The other, lots of hardcore porn and abortion jokes.
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