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Date: 09/02/09 06:02 AM

60 Responses to You Got 2 New MySpace Friend Requests [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:03 am
    Link: You Got 2 New MySpace Friend Requests - One friend will be sending you lots of church-related reminders. The other, lots of hardcore porn and abortion jokes.
  2. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:15 am
    So if I don`t have a myspace account does that make me doomed to an eternity of Purgatory?
  3. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:17 am
    I`ll opt for the hc porno, I already got all of the abortion jokes in existance
  4. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:17 am
    SuperSmash I`m not even getting involved in the inevitable flame war ok mate? ;-)
  5. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:21 am
    Who is this Jesus guy people always talk about anyway??
  6. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:34 am
    Social occasions would be awkward if they both were your friends..
  7. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:37 am
    srsly, what`s this jesus and myspace stuff? Never heard of either. FSM will save you all just for being good people. Can you handle that on your own without someone telling how to not kill/maim/rape/steal from other people?
  8. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:39 am
    Spammers are finally getting less boring. Still annoying, though.
  9. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:44 am
    Friendship with Jesus... Destroyed by Satan... tough choice...
  10. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:49 am
    Do you think they gave Satan the pervy face on purpose?
  11. Profile photo of Bleachdrink
    Bleachdrink Male 18-29
    28 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:51 am
    Jesus and Satan are my favorite two fictional characters.
  12. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:03 am
    A sign like that is just begging to be vandalised...
  13. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:13 am
    like I stated before, no one uses myspace anymore.
  14. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:22 am
    Wednesday, September 2, 2009 7:51:26 AM
    Jesus and Satan are my favorite two fictional characters.

    It has been proven jesus existed, therefore not fictional

  15. Profile photo of srximus
    srximus Male 30-39
    183 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:38 am
    @Quackor

    Proven? Realy? Who told you that? Your priest?

    Even IF a person with name Jesus existed god as humas describe him in the Bible is pure SF making bible-Jesus also fictional.

    World is much smaller place then it was 2000 years ago. A normal, litterate human cant possibly read any "holy" scripture and take it seriously. Its nice historic litterature exposing human nature and fight for power, but lets all act like adults. Mmmmmkaaay?

  16. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:40 am
    Um, Quackor... WHEN? There is no physical evidence of any kind to support that Jesus was even a real person, much less the son of the jewish god. Every aspect of his life story was not new when it was written and plays out like the various savior myths told by countless other cultures for centuries beforehand.
    We have just as much evidence to support the existence of Cthulhu.
  17. Profile photo of supersize
    supersize Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:42 am
    ha i accpet both what then tom.
  18. Profile photo of doom_reaper
    doom_reaper Male 13-17
    37 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 9:06 am
    hey give Quackor a break look at his name (key word "quack" get it)
  19. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 9:10 am
    There`s plenty of evidence to suggest a person called Jesus was alive 2000 years ago and crucified, as for the whole son of God, miracle worker... Well, believe what you want to believe.

    /discussion

  20. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 9:17 am
    `It has been proven jesus existed, therefore not fictional`

    Best add Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, and Jack Frost then

  21. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 9:17 am
    meh, me and stan go way back
  22. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 9:18 am
    I take the abortion jokes and hxc porn friend. XD
  23. Profile photo of Immersion
    Immersion Female 18-29
    78 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 9:40 am
    Heh... this is my facebook. I get all the church stuff from people at church, and all the good fun stuff from people back home!
  24. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 10:16 am
    yay satan!
  25. Profile photo of Crow2011
    Crow2011 Male 30-39
    1 post
    September 2, 2009 at 10:20 am
    I`d consider following Christ if he was on Twitter..
  26. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 10:51 am
    Lukas, please support your claim with evidence. There is none. We don`t have records of who was crucified by the romans in that time frame. Hell, we don`t even have ANY records of Pilate`s rule and incredibly little evidence of Pilate`s existence in the first place.
  27. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 11:40 am
    im not really sure which way to go after reading the caption.
  28. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    i`ll take both for the porny bible lessons!
  29. Profile photo of McWeed
    McWeed Male 18-29
    4 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    i already have both
  30. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Hail Satan.
  31. Profile photo of Twisssted
    Twisssted Female 18-29
    99 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Wow someone has to much time on there hands...
  32. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    Tough choice, I do like fatty church casseroles but I also like whipping strippers with a coat hanger. Hmmm, which way to go...
  33. Profile photo of NinjaOfLove
    NinjaOfLove Female 18-29
    122 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    I thought they were like Tom. You have to start out being friends with them whether you like it or not.
  34. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Oh hey, deny both?
  35. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    Jezus is looking high.
  36. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    Duh, accept both!
  37. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    since when was satan part vampire?
  38. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    I don`t know. Odin, Hecate and Isis are so much fun, I don`t think I`d settle for bible lessons. And Satan can`t provide me of the porn I want soo...no thanks.
  39. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    "Jezus is looking high."

    High on Faith!

    which is just slang for pot. :)

  40. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    Where`s the "block user" button?
  41. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    Christians: Will you PLEASE stop trying to convert us all? Would you please extend us that much respect as fellow humans? Do you understand how incredibly annoying it is to us? I`m asking very nicely here.
  42. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Anyone who calls a 2000yo dead guy "friend" has a screw loose.
  43. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    Wait a minute!!

    People still use Myspace?? :-|

  44. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    Hey! Satan`s using the new "Destroy" app! I feel a hot new myspace craze coming on...
  45. Profile photo of shivinski
    shivinski Male 18-29
    191 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    and thats why i dont use myspace anymore
  46. Profile photo of TimiRoxx
    TimiRoxx Female 13-17
    49 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Facebook is better than Myspace.
  47. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    I like MySpace better than FaceBook, so there. *denies both requests*
  48. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    I`d Accept Satan, I always wondered what it would be like to be destroyed
  49. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    haha that was awesome.
  50. Profile photo of Middy93
    Middy93 Female 30-39
    63 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    I agree with TimiRoxx :)
  51. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 1:44 am
    "Facebook is better than Myspace."

    I agree as well. :o

    Myspace pages kill my computer.

  52. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 3:57 am
    I wish you could make it so Facebook/Myspace actually said "So-and-so wants to destroy you" as opposed to "be your friend." I`m "friends" with too many people on Facebook that suck ass. I`d rather destroy them.
  53. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 4:00 am
    Life is about balance.

    Accept both - that way you get access to the VIP and, erm, whatever the other dude is offering..

  54. Profile photo of Xalutard
    Xalutard Male 18-29
    13 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 6:58 am
    Its pretty sad how far religion has to go to try and convert people into their faith. Despite the awesome here, I can`t help but facepalm.
  55. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 8:45 am
    lol
  56. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 11:15 am
    Is it okay if I click on the Satan one?
  57. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    i don`t want hardcore porn and abortion jokes...i already have plenty of full hard drives
  58. Profile photo of krakalacka
    krakalacka Male 18-29
    22 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    i prefer Satan
  59. Profile photo of michael24895
    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 3:13 am
    lol i gatta have satin as a friend on myspace xD

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