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Date: 09/28/09 06:00 AM

88 Responses to Worst Odd Job Ever! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 5:54 am
    Link: Worst Odd Job Ever! - No matter how hard up you are for money, do not answer this Craigslist ad. NSFW words.
  2. Profile photo of simplename9
    simplename9 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:05 am
    Unlimited iced tea?! Count me in.
  3. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:05 am
    hahahahahahahaha.... i don`t even think she has money to offer... she`s gonna pay you in unlimited iced tea.
  4. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:06 am
    Why the hell would you not respond? (Apart from not being paid anyway, even if you are hard up for money)
  5. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:08 am
    That sounds far from being the worst odd job ever.

    It does sound like the "plot" for a porno film, though.

  6. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:13 am
    at least she`s up front about her intentions.
  7. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:23 am
    XD Someone wants to film a porno
  8. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 7:18 am
    she might be fit? anyone think about that?
  9. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 7:23 am
    "she might be fit? anyone think about that?"

    In her own words "not amzing looking but totally serviceable" I think that answers the question..

  10. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 7:30 am
    I`d be there in a goddamn heartbeat.
  11. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 7:39 am
    why are we assuming its a "she"?
  12. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 7:49 am
    LMAO!!!

    "not amazing looking but totally servicable."

    this...is...AWESOME.

  13. Profile photo of Trump1010
    Trump1010 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:08 am
    Why assume it`s a "she"... maybe because the ad is W4M
  14. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:10 am
    Quackor... w4m says it all.
  15. Profile photo of USERNAMEDAMN
    USERNAMEDAMN Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:12 am
    Monday, September 28, 2009 7:39:13 AM
    why are we assuming its a "she"?


    because it says w4m?
    woman 4 man/male?

  16. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:16 am
    "why are we assuming its a "she"?"

    Because she bought a table at IKEA and can`t assemble it, It has to be a chick.

  17. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:17 am
    No thanks ma`am I`m just here for the Tea.
  18. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:33 am
    Wow. She has some awesome self-esteem. Not many ladies can refer to themselves as "serviceable" -_-
  19. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:36 am
    Worst odd job ever? You mean Best odd job ever. Where do I sign up?
  20. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:37 am
    Wow... uhm, thanks, but no thanks. But I would like the tea please!
  21. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:50 am
    I enjoy how everyone wants to go lol. Maybe she should have an application center for the large number of applicants lol. Personally, I would go too. :)
  22. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:50 am
    i dont get why i wouldnt do it
  23. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:53 am
    i`d do it...
  24. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:07 am
    im good to go :3
  25. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Only if I can keep the dildo as well.
  26. Profile photo of Sigon
    Sigon Male 18-29
    129 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:16 am
    how do you all know its a woman....
  27. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:17 am
    it doesnt say if it`s a male or female
  28. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:26 am
    If there`s any wood assembly to be done, I want my wood to be involved, too!
  29. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:29 am
    I would hate to be the guy to take this job and find out it was a man ( i need to get my mind out of the gutter )
  30. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:35 am
    sigon and kribbe, lrn2c-l (craigslist), W4M = women for men, ie she is a woman looking for a man.

    there is also W4W, M4W, WW4W, WW4M, WM4M, WM4W, MM4M, MM4W, M4WW, W4MM, M4MW, W4MW.

    not surprisingly, M4WW is usually FULL of idiots while WW4M is always empty :)

  31. Profile photo of DerekCase300
    DerekCase300 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:35 am
    Eh, I`d do it. Iced tea kicks ass.
  32. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:38 am
    Yes it does "w4m" means Woman looking for Man
  33. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 10:19 am
    "I would hate to be the guy to take this job and find out it was a man ( i need to get my mind out of the gutter )"

    Can`t stop giggling...

  34. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7564 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 10:25 am
    Ikea is easier than the old MFI crap. Ikea i can manage- I had to get married to manage MFI. Wish I had thought of this then, it would have saved me a whole lot of trouble LOL.
  35. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 10:37 am
    lmao
  36. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 10:50 am
    unlimited iced tea!
  37. Profile photo of Knoxville912
    Knoxville912 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 11:04 am
    Put slot A into socket B
  38. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 11:38 am
    what gender is the poster?!?
  39. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 11:52 am
    I`d do it just for the iced tea... But a woman masturbating whilst I work isn`t such a bad concept either.
  40. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 11:53 am
    btw knoxville, u dont put a slot into a socket...
  41. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    I`ll do it for the tea.
  42. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    I`d settle for the tea, the rest of it, I think I would be a tad distracted
  43. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    "what gender is the poster?!?"

    I was gonna say that; depending on if it`s a guy or a girl... this could be either very horrible or very hot.

  44. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    "what gender is the poster?!?"
    Well it mentions a dildo so it`s female, I mean how could a man use a dildo to ma...

    oh god... OH GOD

  45. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    True story:

    I was at a party, and picked the last coke out of the icebox, when a girl said "I will give you a blowjob for that can".

    I said "Erm... if you want it that badly you can just have it".

    She slapped me.

  46. Profile photo of jaykray
    jaykray Male 13-17
    93 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Did you give her the coke?
  47. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    UNLIMITED ICE TEA!?

    This person has tempted the gods of ice tea.

  48. Profile photo of MrCalves
    MrCalves Male 13-17
    29 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Well, atleast the person is honest
  49. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    369 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    I lol`d at linkenburgers post.

  50. Profile photo of flipuhnino
    flipuhnino Male 18-29
    13 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    I`m going to take a big guess and say it`s a woman, hence the w4m, meaning woman for man...

    Or at least I`m hoping ;_;

  51. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Ok... what`s the catch?
  52. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    That seems a good job, while this woman is playing with a dildo you get to hear her while prepearing the table for sex later on

    well it`s a good job if you are a man, as for me, no thanks!

  53. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    so whats wrong with this?
  54. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    @Baalthazaq

    What a nice guy you are! Sorry you got slapped. :-D

  55. Profile photo of Barrye
    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Of course it`s a woman. What man can`t put together a table from IKEA?! )-|
  56. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    Im in. Wheres she at?
  57. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    ah wow
  58. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    I truly fail to see the problem here.
  59. Profile photo of Toochified
    Toochified Male 30-39
    77 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Unlimited ice tea??? SIGN ME UP!
  60. Profile photo of JRsDaisy
    JRsDaisy Female 30-39
    24 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    "not amazing looking, but totally serviceable" Come on sister, if you have the nerve to post THIS type of ad ANYWHERE, how YOU look is not going to be an issue.
  61. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Yeah, my name is Unlimited Iced Tea. Where do I sign up?
  62. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    "I was at a party, and picked the last coke out of the icebox, when a girl said `I will give you a blowjob for that can`."

    Are you sure the coke you`re talking about came in a can?

  63. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    Its ikea, your gonna be there forever... damn swedes
  64. Profile photo of novaboss
    novaboss Female 18-29
    53 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    I don`t know, masturbating just doesn`t come to mind when I think of IKEA...oh wait, they put all those SCREWS in a bag, and then you have to NAIL that backing to your WOODen bookcase- now I get it
  65. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    OMG ICEDTEA! And as long as its a girl and shes not ugly...
  66. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    worst? or best?
  67. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    omg. hahaha
  68. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    Wow.

    Will a mod please Banhammer gail0321 please?

  69. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    ._. Really? Umm. Kinda creepy.
  70. Profile photo of mikehatesyou
    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    ohmg that is gross.....rofl
  71. Profile photo of papakilljoy
    papakilljoy Male 18-29
    126 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    hmm free live action porn and iced tea? i say BEST job ever
  72. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Are you kidding me? That`s like, the best job ever.
  73. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    sounds like the beginning of a good night! pretty sure the poster is one of those types that doesnt like the ladys.
  74. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    Hmmm. Iced tea huh?
  75. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    dude, why not? right? guys...? ...right....?
  76. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    I`d do it
  77. Profile photo of salem33466
    salem33466 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    kinda makes you wonder whats in the iced tea...
  78. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    I love assembling Ikea furniture! it`s kind of ridiculous actually...I assembled my dresser by myself. It took me 2.5 hours but it`s like a huge puzzle!
  79. Profile photo of LukesJester
    LukesJester Female 13-17
    50 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 12:05 am
    Unlimited ice tea. Im sold.
  80. Profile photo of Superandom
    Superandom Male 30-39
    31 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 12:58 am
    Never trust a Yankee offering iced tea.
  81. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 4:19 am
    well, the iced tea is unlimited...
  82. Profile photo of danddpony
    danddpony Female 13-17
    80 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 6:00 am
    ...Is it a guy or a girl?
  83. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Will... Will you fly me up there?
  84. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    i would take that job in a heartbeat.
  85. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 4:22 am
    w4m = woman for man. So yes "theorhetically" it`s a woman posting this in which case....giggity!
  86. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    courtesy of Quagmire from Family Guy: "You could do a thousand chicks for $50 each or 50 fat chicks for a thousand each." when one of the boys needed money fast.
  87. Profile photo of Vedith
    Vedith Female 18-29
    111 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    Hmmm, that`s one way to do it. lol xD, I wonder how many replies she got.

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