Worst Odd Job Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

No matter how hard up you are for money, do not answer this Craigslist ad. NSFW words.
There are 88 comments:
Female 111
Hmmm, that`s one way to do it. lol xD, I wonder how many replies she got.
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Female 232
courtesy of Quagmire from Family Guy: "You could do a thousand chicks for $50 each or 50 fat chicks for a thousand each." when one of the boys needed money fast.
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Male 976
w4m = woman for man. So yes "theorhetically" it`s a woman posting this in which case....giggity!
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Male 5,189
Lawls!
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Male 155
i would take that job in a heartbeat.
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Male 312
Will... Will you fly me up there?
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Female 80
...Is it a guy or a girl?
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Female 1,077
well, the iced tea is unlimited...
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Male 31
Never trust a Yankee offering iced tea.
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Female 50
Unlimited ice tea. Im sold.
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Female 3,696
I love assembling Ikea furniture! it`s kind of ridiculous actually...I assembled my dresser by myself. It took me 2.5 hours but it`s like a huge puzzle!
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Male 153
kinda makes you wonder whats in the iced tea...
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Male 485
I`d do it
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Male 670
dude, why not? right? guys...? ...right....?
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Female 364
Hmmm. Iced tea huh?
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Male 225
sounds like the beginning of a good night! pretty sure the poster is one of those types that doesnt like the ladys.
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Male 720
Are you kidding me? That`s like, the best job ever.
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Male 126
hmm free live action porn and iced tea? i say BEST job ever
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Male 121
ohmg that is gross.....rofl
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Male 1,051
._. Really? Umm. Kinda creepy.
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Male 3,058
Wow.

Will a mod please Banhammer gail0321 please?

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Female 523
omg. hahaha
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Male 845
worst? or best?
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Male 1,918
OMG ICEDTEA! And as long as its a girl and shes not ugly...
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Female 53
I don`t know, masturbating just doesn`t come to mind when I think of IKEA...oh wait, they put all those SCREWS in a bag, and then you have to NAIL that backing to your WOODen bookcase- now I get it
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Male 2,506
Its ikea, your gonna be there forever... damn swedes
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Male 3,755
"I was at a party, and picked the last coke out of the icebox, when a girl said `I will give you a blowjob for that can`."

Are you sure the coke you`re talking about came in a can?

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Male 3,755
Yeah, my name is Unlimited Iced Tea. Where do I sign up?
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Female 24
"not amazing looking, but totally serviceable" Come on sister, if you have the nerve to post THIS type of ad ANYWHERE, how YOU look is not going to be an issue.
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Male 77
Unlimited ice tea??? SIGN ME UP!
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Male 838
I truly fail to see the problem here.
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Female 931
ah wow
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Male 2,619
Im in. Wheres she at?
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Male 126
Of course it`s a woman. What man can`t put together a table from IKEA?! )-|
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Female 250
@Baalthazaq

What a nice guy you are! Sorry you got slapped. :-D

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Male 2,121
so whats wrong with this?
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Female 1,697
That seems a good job, while this woman is playing with a dildo you get to hear her while prepearing the table for sex later on

well it`s a good job if you are a man, as for me, no thanks!

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Male 8,300
Ok... what`s the catch?
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Male 13
I`m going to take a big guess and say it`s a woman, hence the w4m, meaning woman for man...

Or at least I`m hoping ;_;

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Female 369
I lol`d at linkenburgers post.

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Male 29
Well, atleast the person is honest
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Male 1,164
UNLIMITED ICE TEA!?

This person has tempted the gods of ice tea.

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Male 93
Did you give her the coke?
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Male 4,546
True story:

I was at a party, and picked the last coke out of the icebox, when a girl said "I will give you a blowjob for that can".

I said "Erm... if you want it that badly you can just have it".

She slapped me.

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Male 4,680
"what gender is the poster?!?"
Well it mentions a dildo so it`s female, I mean how could a man use a dildo to ma...

oh god... OH GOD

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Female 1,427
"what gender is the poster?!?"

I was gonna say that; depending on if it`s a guy or a girl... this could be either very horrible or very hot.

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Male 13,630
I`d settle for the tea, the rest of it, I think I would be a tad distracted
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Male 779
I`ll do it for the tea.
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Female 846
btw knoxville, u dont put a slot into a socket...
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Male 2,688
I`d do it just for the iced tea... But a woman masturbating whilst I work isn`t such a bad concept either.
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Male 610
what gender is the poster?!?
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Male 73
Put slot A into socket B
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Male 1,357
unlimited iced tea!
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Female 8,052
Ikea is easier than the old MFI crap. Ikea i can manage- I had to get married to manage MFI. Wish I had thought of this then, it would have saved me a whole lot of trouble LOL.
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Male 2,229
"I would hate to be the guy to take this job and find out it was a man ( i need to get my mind out of the gutter )"

Can`t stop giggling...

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Male 690
Yes it does "w4m" means Woman looking for Man
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Male 29
Eh, I`d do it. Iced tea kicks ass.
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Male 2,703
sigon and kribbe, lrn2c-l (craigslist), W4M = women for men, ie she is a woman looking for a man.

there is also W4W, M4W, WW4W, WW4M, WM4M, WM4W, MM4M, MM4W, M4WW, W4MM, M4MW, W4MW.

not surprisingly, M4WW is usually FULL of idiots while WW4M is always empty :)

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Male 964
I would hate to be the guy to take this job and find out it was a man ( i need to get my mind out of the gutter )
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Male 967
If there`s any wood assembly to be done, I want my wood to be involved, too!
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Male 2,004
it doesnt say if it`s a male or female
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Male 129
how do you all know its a woman....
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Male 725
Only if I can keep the dildo as well.
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Male 592
im good to go :3
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Male 388
i`d do it...
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Male 1,403
i dont get why i wouldnt do it
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Male 553
I enjoy how everyone wants to go lol. Maybe she should have an application center for the large number of applicants lol. Personally, I would go too. :)
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Male 2,552
Wow... uhm, thanks, but no thanks. But I would like the tea please!
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Male 168
Worst odd job ever? You mean Best odd job ever. Where do I sign up?
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Female 1,006
Wow. She has some awesome self-esteem. Not many ladies can refer to themselves as "serviceable" -_-
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Male 3,431
No thanks ma`am I`m just here for the Tea.
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Male 638
"why are we assuming its a "she"?"

Because she bought a table at IKEA and can`t assemble it, It has to be a chick.

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Male 11
Monday, September 28, 2009 7:39:13 AM
why are we assuming its a "she"?


because it says w4m?
woman 4 man/male?

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Male 782
Quackor... w4m says it all.
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Male 4
Why assume it`s a "she"... maybe because the ad is W4M
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Male 1,381
LMAO!!!

"not amazing looking but totally servicable."

this...is...AWESOME.

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Male 2,855
why are we assuming its a "she"?
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Male 287
I`d be there in a goddamn heartbeat.
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Female 1,001
"she might be fit? anyone think about that?"

In her own words "not amzing looking but totally serviceable" I think that answers the question..

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Male 721
she might be fit? anyone think about that?
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Female 1,572
XD Someone wants to film a porno
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Male 715
at least she`s up front about her intentions.
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Male 12,365
That sounds far from being the worst odd job ever.

It does sound like the "plot" for a porno film, though.

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Male 1,929
Why the hell would you not respond? (Apart from not being paid anyway, even if you are hard up for money)
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Female 414
hahahahahahahaha.... i don`t even think she has money to offer... she`s gonna pay you in unlimited iced tea.
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Male 51
Unlimited iced tea?! Count me in.
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Male 20,911
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