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Date: 09/29/09 09:00 AM

82 Responses to Worst Name I-A-B Has Seen In A Long Time [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Link: Worst Name I-A-B Has Seen In A Long Time - Not only does this boy`s name make absolutely no sense at all, but it ensures him a lifetime of beatings from everyone.
  2. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:18 am
    20.5 inches long.
  3. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:20 am
    20 1/2 inches long? Thats impressive even for a horse
  4. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:25 am
    This is older than the internet!
  5. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:28 am
    I like how is is listed under the "Holy Family"
  6. Profile photo of Skyler92
    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:40 am
    his parents were mean...
  7. Profile photo of mag3ing1
    mag3ing1 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:50 am
    HorseDick.Mpeg
  8. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:59 am
    @paddy215...You know this how?
  9. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Mr. Horse Dick of the Holy Family. It sounds like a comedy character!

    A 7lb dick? Blimey.

  10. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:08 am
    did anyone notice the rhinoceros-ish name right below it? :-)
  11. Profile photo of can-i-say
    can-i-say Male 13-17
    138 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Wow.
    His parents were Dicks.
    Get it? Lol
  12. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:21 am
    horse dick had a baby!
  13. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:31 am
    That kid is going to have therapy for the rest of his life soon.
  14. Profile photo of bettiewest23
    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:34 am
    He could always shorten it to Charley Horse....
  15. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:47 am
    bahahahahahahahaha!!!
  16. Profile photo of mearnhart
    mearnhart Female 18-29
    177 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:55 am
    lmfao, that sucks so bad.
  17. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:26 am
    "horse dick had a baby!"

    No he didn`t. Brian Dick is the father, and he named his son "Charley Willard Horse" with the last name "Dick" apparently not realizing that means is baby son is now named C.W. Horse Dick.

  18. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:28 am
    maybe his parents were drunk when they named him...
  19. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:33 am
    I bet it was meant to be "Horace" and someone at the newspaper is in big trouble.
  20. Profile photo of nikkuchan
    nikkuchan Male 18-29
    144 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Hurry for lack of common sense.
  21. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Nice 20 and a half inches of horse dick
  22. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Should have named him Horsedick.mpeg
  23. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Whoops, sorry mag. Didn`t see your post
  24. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    prbably as a joke since you cant change the name within 6 months without doing a whole lot of paperwork
  25. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    i meant can
  26. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    my 8th grade science teachers name is Dick Munch
  27. Profile photo of teccaae
    teccaae Female 13-17
    52 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Ha! It`s from Spokane.
  28. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    in 20 years all men on earth will envy him for his...
  29. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Haha. It says "lifetime of beatings" and his name is horse dick. Now THAT`S funny.
  30. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    dick munch? lmao
  31. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    First name: Charley
    1st middle name: Willard
    2nd middle name: Horse
    Last name: Dick

    not that wierd when you break it down

  32. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    "not that wierd when you break it down"

    Yeah, I guess it`s a human thing. I can see how a computer like you would miss the humor in it though.

  33. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    OMGitsJASON
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    76 Posts Tuesday, September 29, 2009 1:39:15 PM
    First name: Charley
    1st middle name: Willard
    2nd middle name: Horse
    Last name: Dick
    not that wierd when you break it down

    You mean except for the part that says "Horse Dick" ?

  34. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    "not that wierd when you break it down"
    lmao buddy it has "horse dick" in it? its like breaking down "ass" and "hole"
  35. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    "2nd middle name: Horse
    not that wierd when you break it down "

    Really?

  36. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    Maybe the 20 1/2" wasn`t how long the actual baby was, but his... you know... that`d explain the name quickly, I think.
  37. Profile photo of cem5202
    cem5202 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    I don`t blame them for calling him horse dick, i mean it says he was 20 1/2 in long holy hell lmao
  38. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    if he doesn`t get a beat down from the name, it`ll be from getting laid alot and early
  39. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Me and Mr. Dick share the same birthday. this also reminds me of Miss March... Horsedick.mpeg *rofl*
  40. Profile photo of QuinnNukem
    QuinnNukem Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    holy balls thats my home town! dude i am gonna go look at some news papers in the city library and find out it this is real haha
  41. Profile photo of payneypuff
    payneypuff Female 18-29
    8 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    how about the other one, micheal matthew fox? named after two major actors? big shoes to fill...
  42. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    horse dick XD wow
  43. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    At least it isn`t `Chad`.
  44. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Ahahah.
  45. Profile photo of phirephoto
    phirephoto Male 30-39
    326 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    It`s real. http://www.spokesmanreview.com/records/b...
  46. Profile photo of ZackDark
    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    I find it specially amusing that his weight and `length` were written there too.
  47. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    I actually laughed at this one, not often on this site; Good job IAB.
  48. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    .MPEG!
  49. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Why must parents doom their kids to a lifetime of wedgies and swirlys?!?
  50. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    a 20 1/2 inch horse dick? nice
  51. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    o.o lol
  52. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    i was the only favorite?, wow!
  53. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    carks....nice!
  54. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    That`s what happens when you have kids out of wedlock. You give them horrible names.
  55. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    there all weird.. wasexpecting fancys asst to be up there
  56. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    HarryBalszak
    Male, 40-49, Southern US
    1027 Posts Tuesday, September 29, 2009 3:52:10 PM
    At least it isn`t `Chad`.
    --------------------------------------------------

    wouldnt be talkin` harry bal zak

  57. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    Seeing as he had a baby I can only imagine what the babies name is and judging by the other names wow that baby has no hope.
  58. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    hahahahahaha
  59. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Lmao. I am suprised that my city has popped up here on IAB like 3 times now. That`s drating hilarious, both way; my city, and that dude`s name.
  60. Profile photo of JimTheOwl
    JimTheOwl Male 50-59
    6 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    I once met a kid named "Monkeytron". He had a sister named "Urethra". I kid you not.
  61. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    haha, thats from my home town. thats how we roll up in WA
  62. Profile photo of Rok87Le
    Rok87Le Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    my brother name is Phat Ho he`s vientnamese... pretty chubby.
  63. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    They should have some adult supervision in the hospitals to prevent this.

    I used to work tech support. I got a call once from a black lady about her daughter`s cell phone. She had named her Latrina. I had to wonder, was her other daughter named Toiletta?

  64. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    isn`t anybody else concerned about the text under it? "he weighed 7 lb 11 oz, and was 20 inches long"
  65. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    > LandoGriffin
    >> OMGitsJASON
    >> not that wierd when you break it down
    > You mean except for the part that says "Horse Dick" ?

    You sir, win a Internetz of your very own.


  66. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:56 am
    perhaps it was some sort of typo? lol
  67. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 6:48 am
    WOW 20 1/2 inches long? luck horse

    (i made a penis joke ^^)

  68. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    There`s a girl at my school who always tells the story of how her dad once met a girl named `Clitoris Jones.` Someone else had met a `Dick Boener`
  69. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    I`m from Spokane! Oh wait I feel insulted someone has that name and lives here too.
  70. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    lol he doesn`t have to worry about getting beatings, he can fight them off with his horse dick
  71. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Big enough that they named it? Damn big penis.
  72. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    Horsedick.mpeg, YA`LL!

    Miss march XD

  73. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    Hey, it could turn out to be one of the best pick-up lines ever.

    "Hey, my name`s Charley, Charley Horse Dick. Wanna find out how I got my name?"

  74. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    I heard about someone a few days ago who just had a son and wants to name it Voltron (as in the cartoon character, defender of the universe). Last I heard he was 3 days old and still didn`t have a name. Poor kid.
  75. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    well, it does say he was 20 and 1/2 inches long.....
  76. Profile photo of Metcon
    Metcon Male 13-17
    26 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 5:01 am
    Even WITH the circling, i still noticed a "Michael Fox" first...
  77. Profile photo of RossiNL
    RossiNL Male 13-17
    64 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    there stands: Brian Dick, why isnt it Brian Horse Dick???
  78. Profile photo of mlr1021
    mlr1021 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    "He weighed 7lbs 11 oz. and was 20 1/2 inches long"
    BWHAHAHAHA
  79. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    He weighed 7lbs 11 oz. and was 20 1/2 inches long
  80. Profile photo of KX250F
    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Haha Spoko ftw
  81. Profile photo of Vedith
    Vedith Female 18-29
    111 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    WTF? is this real??

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