Worst Name I-A-B Has Seen In A Long Time [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Not only does this boy"s name make absolutely no sense at all, but it ensures him a lifetime of beatings from everyone.
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Female 111
WTF? is this real??
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Male 264
Haha Spoko ftw
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Male 2,788
He weighed 7lbs 11 oz. and was 20 1/2 inches long
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Female 121
"He weighed 7lbs 11 oz. and was 20 1/2 inches long"
BWHAHAHAHA
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Male 64
there stands: Brian Dick, why isnt it Brian Horse Dick???
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Male 26
Even WITH the circling, i still noticed a "Michael Fox" first...
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Male 535
well, it does say he was 20 and 1/2 inches long.....
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Male 11,739
I heard about someone a few days ago who just had a son and wants to name it Voltron (as in the cartoon character, defender of the universe). Last I heard he was 3 days old and still didn`t have a name. Poor kid.
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Male 1,164
Hey, it could turn out to be one of the best pick-up lines ever.

"Hey, my name`s Charley, Charley Horse Dick. Wanna find out how I got my name?"

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Female 1,306
Horsedick.mpeg, YA`LL!

Miss march XD

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Male 340
Big enough that they named it? Damn big penis.
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Male 690
lol he doesn`t have to worry about getting beatings, he can fight them off with his horse dick
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Female 324
I`m from Spokane! Oh wait I feel insulted someone has that name and lives here too.
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Female 667
There`s a girl at my school who always tells the story of how her dad once met a girl named `Clitoris Jones.` Someone else had met a `Dick Boener`
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Male 677
WOW 20 1/2 inches long? luck horse

(i made a penis joke ^^)

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Female 5,222
perhaps it was some sort of typo? lol
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Male 8,300
> LandoGriffin
>> OMGitsJASON
>> not that wierd when you break it down
> You mean except for the part that says "Horse Dick" ?

You sir, win a Internetz of your very own.


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Male 1,226
isn`t anybody else concerned about the text under it? "he weighed 7 lb 11 oz, and was 20 inches long"
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Male 15,832
They should have some adult supervision in the hospitals to prevent this.

I used to work tech support. I got a call once from a black lady about her daughter`s cell phone. She had named her Latrina. I had to wonder, was her other daughter named Toiletta?

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Male 3
my brother name is Phat Ho he`s vientnamese... pretty chubby.
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Male 198
haha, thats from my home town. thats how we roll up in WA
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Male 6
I once met a kid named "Monkeytron". He had a sister named "Urethra". I kid you not.
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Male 2,344
Lmao. I am suprised that my city has popped up here on IAB like 3 times now. That`s drating hilarious, both way; my city, and that dude`s name.
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Female 864
hahahahahaha
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Male 504
Seeing as he had a baby I can only imagine what the babies name is and judging by the other names wow that baby has no hope.
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Male 368
HarryBalszak
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1027 Posts Tuesday, September 29, 2009 3:52:10 PM
At least it isn`t `Chad`.
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wouldnt be talkin` harry bal zak

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Male 368
there all weird.. wasexpecting fancys asst to be up there
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Male 3,755
That`s what happens when you have kids out of wedlock. You give them horrible names.
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Male 2,703
carks....nice!
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Male 394
i was the only favorite?, wow!
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Male 485
o.o lol
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Male 5,189
Ouch.
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Male 155
a 20 1/2 inch horse dick? nice
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Male 480
Why must parents doom their kids to a lifetime of wedgies and swirlys?!?
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Male 646
.MPEG!
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Male 173
I actually laughed at this one, not often on this site; Good job IAB.
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Male 299
I find it specially amusing that his weight and `length` were written there too.
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Male 329
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Female 230
Ahahah.
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Male 1,590
At least it isn`t `Chad`.
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Female 1,572
horse dick XD wow
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Female 8
how about the other one, micheal matthew fox? named after two major actors? big shoes to fill...
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Male 63
holy balls thats my home town! dude i am gonna go look at some news papers in the city library and find out it this is real haha
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Male 443
Me and Mr. Dick share the same birthday. this also reminds me of Miss March... Horsedick.mpeg *rofl*
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Male 2,229
if he doesn`t get a beat down from the name, it`ll be from getting laid alot and early
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Male 81
I don`t blame them for calling him horse dick, i mean it says he was 20 1/2 in long holy hell lmao
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Male 838
Maybe the 20 1/2" wasn`t how long the actual baby was, but his... you know... that`d explain the name quickly, I think.
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Male 814
"2nd middle name: Horse
not that wierd when you break it down "

Really?

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Male 246
"not that wierd when you break it down"
lmao buddy it has "horse dick" in it? its like breaking down "ass" and "hole"
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Male 3,842

OMGitsJASON
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
76 Posts Tuesday, September 29, 2009 1:39:15 PM
First name: Charley
1st middle name: Willard
2nd middle name: Horse
Last name: Dick
not that wierd when you break it down

You mean except for the part that says "Horse Dick" ?

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Male 1,002
"not that wierd when you break it down"

Yeah, I guess it`s a human thing. I can see how a computer like you would miss the humor in it though.

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Male 177
First name: Charley
1st middle name: Willard
2nd middle name: Horse
Last name: Dick

not that wierd when you break it down

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Female 931
dick munch? lmao
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Male 2,148
Haha. It says "lifetime of beatings" and his name is horse dick. Now THAT`S funny.
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Male 782
in 20 years all men on earth will envy him for his...
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Female 52
Ha! It`s from Spokane.
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Male 833
my 8th grade science teachers name is Dick Munch
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Male 1,193
i meant can
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Male 1,193
prbably as a joke since you cant change the name within 6 months without doing a whole lot of paperwork
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Male 483
Whoops, sorry mag. Didn`t see your post
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Male 483
Should have named him Horsedick.mpeg
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Male 1,718
Nice 20 and a half inches of horse dick
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Male 144
Hurry for lack of common sense.
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Male 8,300
I bet it was meant to be "Horace" and someone at the newspaper is in big trouble.
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Female 213
maybe his parents were drunk when they named him...
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Male 3,842
"horse dick had a baby!"

No he didn`t. Brian Dick is the father, and he named his son "Charley Willard Horse" with the last name "Dick" apparently not realizing that means is baby son is now named C.W. Horse Dick.

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Female 177
lmfao, that sucks so bad.
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Female 846
bahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Female 133
He could always shorten it to Charley Horse....
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Female 9,572
That kid is going to have therapy for the rest of his life soon.
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Female 1,120
horse dick had a baby!
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Male 138
Wow.
His parents were Dicks.
Get it? Lol
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Male 1,381
did anyone notice the rhinoceros-ish name right below it? :-)
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Male 2,159
Mr. Horse Dick of the Holy Family. It sounds like a comedy character!

A 7lb dick? Blimey.

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Male 324
@paddy215...You know this how?
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Male 270
HorseDick.Mpeg
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Female 196
his parents were mean...
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Male 1,093
I like how is is listed under the "Holy Family"
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Male 395
This is older than the internet!
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Male 1,678
20 1/2 inches long? Thats impressive even for a horse
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Male 10,440
20.5 inches long.
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Male 20,901
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