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Category: Weird
Date: 09/08/09 09:02 AM

86 Responses to Winners of the Creepiest Couple Award, 2009 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:27 am
    Link: Winners of the Creepiest Couple Award, 2009 - Just one question: How do they go to the bathroom?
  2. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:34 am
    Oh they`re still around? I remember them from that Ripley`s Believe it Or Not show a few years ago.
  3. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:35 am
    i think the worldrecord is longer than that
  4. Profile photo of Envoke
    Envoke Male 13-17
    32 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:36 am
    Yummy <3
  5. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:36 am
    And my mom was complaining about my nails getting long...
  6. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:41 am
    are they actually a couple or just posing for a picture together?
  7. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:44 am
    ew, the left looks like curly fries
  8. Profile photo of Joss19
    Joss19 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:47 am
    LOL!

    I believe the lady on the right is a hairdresser.

    No Joke!

  9. Profile photo of MagsHeadroom
    MagsHeadroom Male 18-29
    86 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:48 am
    or the bedroom, for that matter?
  10. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:54 am
    thats f*cking disgusting
  11. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:04 am
    Didn`t she have an accident and her nails came off? I`m sure I heard that not too long ago.
  12. Profile photo of scooby359
    scooby359 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:04 am
    Hehe, she had the longest nails till they broke.. - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7889890.stm
  13. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:07 am
    That woman holds the Guiness World Record for Longest Nails on a Woman, and the guy holds the record for Longst Nails on a Man. Trust me, I have the Guiness World Records books from 2002-2010. It`s still freaky though.
  14. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:41 am
    Can you even wipe your own ass with nails like that?

    I`m just asking.........

  15. Profile photo of blackjack_j5
    blackjack_j5 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Disgusting.
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Awaits the pic of a tattoo of this couple
  17. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:11 am
    AKK!!!
  18. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:25 am
    Maybe they use those toilets with the lil` automatic watersquirt thingy? it seem actualy more hygenical
  19. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:33 am
    And apparently she can type well with those ghastly things.
  20. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:33 am
    ewww that is nasty ,look at thosr gross gnarly yellow fingernails
  21. Profile photo of Patient
    Patient Male 13-17
    5 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:35 am
    Mr. and Mrs. Wolverine, I presume?
  22. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Ironically, the woman`s nails are actually pretty well groomed (if not just creepy and disgusting)

    Either way they both look like leftovers from Grindhouse`s "Planet Terror"

  23. Profile photo of sparkles03
    sparkles03 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:39 am
    ugh...
  24. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:48 am
    I guess the romance has gone out of their lives LOL.
  25. Profile photo of I3enjamin
    I3enjamin Male 18-29
    61 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:54 am
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!!!
  26. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    wait, how DO they go to the bathroom?
  27. Profile photo of jakeyboy69
    jakeyboy69 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    :D heheh, i`ve seen that woman in an old guiness book of world records :D
  28. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Too much...
  29. Profile photo of CaptainPoot
    CaptainPoot Female 18-29
    33 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    I believe that lady got into car crash recently and had to cut off her nails. I forget her name, though.
  30. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    I wonder how she got hers to grow like that. The other guy shows they grow without rhyme or reason.
  31. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    wow that drating gross
  32. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    If I ever met someone with nails like that, I`d run up to them and snap them right off.
  33. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Captain (my captain) is right. She did get in a car accident (she was the passenger), and had to cut off her nails.
  34. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    They`re BOTH pretty gross... I was just thinking about lunch, and now... appetite GONE and I`m a little nauseous.
  35. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    OH THE HUMANITY
  36. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    No seriously, i wonder how they get ANYTHING done around the house, or anything in daily life.
  37. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    theyre not married or nuffin, theyre just both in the guiness book
  38. Profile photo of fu_faiter
    fu_faiter Female 70 & Over
    19 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    Hey yeah, how the hell do they clean themselves after they poop?
  39. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    I`m guessing they have someone else to wipe their asses
  40. Profile photo of Mooshoo
    Mooshoo Male 30-39
    215 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    ahhh kill it, kill it
  41. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    Fapping with those claws would take a little while to get used to.
  42. Profile photo of Sporx
    Sporx Female 13-17
    365 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    They aren`t a couple ;)

    Not everyone marries those with the same abnormalities.

  43. Profile photo of Monday
    Monday Male 13-17
    118 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Bidet?
  44. Profile photo of PongApp
    PongApp Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    WITCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *gunshots*
  45. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    "Just one question: How do they go to the bathroom?"

    Very carefully.

  46. Profile photo of Sporx
    Sporx Female 13-17
    365 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    I don`t think it`s just the bathroom they have trouble with. ;)
  47. Profile photo of davidb305
    davidb305 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    ew
  48. Profile photo of wolfking
    wolfking Male 13-17
    156 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    they hold the world record for wordls longest figer nails
  49. Profile photo of HHH69
    HHH69 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    PongApp, XD. I was thinking the same thing.
  50. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    ive seen this before in the guiness book i think. she really does look like a witch
  51. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    That woman was in a car crash recently and broke her nails on one hand and she got SHEET loads of compensation because they were her living.

    It`s really sad... but also so funnny.

  52. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    ewwie ewwwie ewwieewwie ew. D:
  53. Profile photo of LastDesprado
    LastDesprado Male 13-17
    114 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    makes me wonder if your fingernails grow in corelation to your hair texture
  54. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Lo mein anyone?
  55. Profile photo of Mrsparks795
    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
    326 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    hahhaha, standarrds!!
  56. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Bleh, makes me feel ill.

    Why do they have to dress in black?

  57. Profile photo of bigbaddave
    bigbaddave Male 40-49
    214 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    The chick reminds me of Wolverine a little bit
  58. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    Didn`t the woman lose her nails in a car crash? I think I saw a thing on her once... she used to cut hair I think. I think I think I think.
  59. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    What makes a person decide that THIS is what they want to be known for?
  60. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    isnt that a promo for the world record?
  61. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    I heard that girl recently broke her nails on a car accident
  62. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    hers are all curled nicely and his go wavy all over the place
  63. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    Wow, what a talent.
  64. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    "hers are all curled nicely and his go wavy all over the place"

    quite the insight there

  65. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    please someone tell me shop, please
  66. Profile photo of jsheets
    jsheets Female 18-29
    7 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    scratch my back..i`ll scratch yours!!!
  67. Profile photo of AuraFox
    AuraFox Female 18-29
    87 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    Actually I heard she lost her nails not too long ago in an accident
  68. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    GROSS
  69. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    What a cute couple.
  70. Profile photo of Evilcupcake
    Evilcupcake Male 30-39
    82 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    the women on the right used to come in to the grocery store I worked at, really nice lady, but man it was weird watching her grocery shop...ohh and she broke her nails recently in a car wreck she was in
  71. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    Why would you do that? Imagine trying to do every day things like sleep without breaking a nail. And yeah, how do they wipe their butts? lol

  72. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:29 am
    How come his are like curly fries but hers are like wolverine blades?
  73. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:32 am
    His look grosser than hers, his looks like that pork crunch poo you can buy in bars.
  74. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:55 am
    I`ll scratch your back...
  75. Profile photo of Medea09
    Medea09 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:32 am
    FOR REAL? That`s crazy EvilCupcake... she`s like a celebrity. haha.

    Thing is, they really can`t cut their nails now because nerves have grown with the nails. They`re kind of stuck that way.

  76. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
    172 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Actually they`re not a couple. The woman is British he lives in India.
    And never mind wiping your butt, I will pay good money to know how she deals with her monthly stuff.
  77. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    "I will pay good money to know how she deals with her monthly stuff."

    Easy, she just ties a tampon to the end of one of those nails. Never have to worry about the string breaking again.

  78. Profile photo of lovelytoes
    lovelytoes Female 13-17
    49 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    Lol I have so many pictures of that woman on my computer.
  79. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    "Lol I have so many pictures of that woman on my computer."

    *Awkward silence*

  80. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 1:59 am
    >Medea
    Really? Ha! Well, then they are truly and utterly screwed.
  81. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:23 am
    makes me wonder how they make money. I mean do they really pay their bills posing for pictures? and how the hell did she safely drive a car with those things? makes me think they were the reason she crashed.
  82. Profile photo of kappamu
    kappamu Female 18-29
    157 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    That lady lives really close to me. She lost her nails in a car accident this last February. Here`s the news story:
    http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=7776...
  83. Profile photo of dothehustle
    dothehustle Male 13-17
    11 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 12:34 am
    they must have decided a longgggg time ago they wanted to have long nails
  84. Profile photo of michael24895
    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 1:29 am
    it would suck if they broke a nail
  85. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    the next thing you know they will look like the tree man
  86. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    And I thought MY nails were long o.o

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