Winners of the Creepiest Couple Award, 2009 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Just one question: How do they go to the bathroom?
There are 86 comments:
Female 1,283
And I thought MY nails were long o.o
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Female 1,120
the next thing you know they will look like the tree man
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Male 95
it would suck if they broke a nail
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Male 11
they must have decided a longgggg time ago they wanted to have long nails
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Female 157
That lady lives really close to me. She lost her nails in a car accident this last February. Here`s the news story:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=7776...
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Male 225
makes me wonder how they make money. I mean do they really pay their bills posing for pictures? and how the hell did she safely drive a car with those things? makes me think they were the reason she crashed.
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Male 2,552
>Medea
Really? Ha! Well, then they are truly and utterly screwed.
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Male 564
"Lol I have so many pictures of that woman on my computer."

*Awkward silence*

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Female 49
Lol I have so many pictures of that woman on my computer.
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Male 516
"I will pay good money to know how she deals with her monthly stuff."

Easy, she just ties a tampon to the end of one of those nails. Never have to worry about the string breaking again.

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Female 172
Actually they`re not a couple. The woman is British he lives in India.
And never mind wiping your butt, I will pay good money to know how she deals with her monthly stuff.
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Female 27
FOR REAL? That`s crazy EvilCupcake... she`s like a celebrity. haha.

Thing is, they really can`t cut their nails now because nerves have grown with the nails. They`re kind of stuck that way.

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Female 253
I`ll scratch your back...
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Male 621
His look grosser than hers, his looks like that pork crunch poo you can buy in bars.
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Female 673
How come his are like curly fries but hers are like wolverine blades?
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Male 1,557
Why would you do that? Imagine trying to do every day things like sleep without breaking a nail. And yeah, how do they wipe their butts? lol

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Male 81
the women on the right used to come in to the grocery store I worked at, really nice lady, but man it was weird watching her grocery shop...ohh and she broke her nails recently in a car wreck she was in
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Female 519
What a cute couple.
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Female 5,222
GROSS
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Female 87
Actually I heard she lost her nails not too long ago in an accident
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Female 7
scratch my back..i`ll scratch yours!!!
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Male 7,933
please someone tell me shop, please
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Male 2,591
"hers are all curled nicely and his go wavy all over the place"

quite the insight there

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Male 3,755
Wow, what a talent.
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Male 1,918
hers are all curled nicely and his go wavy all over the place
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Male 15,510
I heard that girl recently broke her nails on a car accident
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Female 4,197
isnt that a promo for the world record?
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Female 428
What makes a person decide that THIS is what they want to be known for?
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Female 459
Didn`t the woman lose her nails in a car crash? I think I saw a thing on her once... she used to cut hair I think. I think I think I think.
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Male 214
The chick reminds me of Wolverine a little bit
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Male 1,153
Bleh, makes me feel ill.

Why do they have to dress in black?

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Male 326
hahhaha, standarrds!!
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Male 564
Lo mein anyone?
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Male 114
makes me wonder if your fingernails grow in corelation to your hair texture
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Female 931
ewwie ewwwie ewwieewwie ew. D:
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Female 2,220
That woman was in a car crash recently and broke her nails on one hand and she got SHEET loads of compensation because they were her living.

It`s really sad... but also so funnny.

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Female 1,412
ive seen this before in the guiness book i think. she really does look like a witch
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Male 42
PongApp, XD. I was thinking the same thing.
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Male 156
they hold the world record for wordls longest figer nails
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Male 63
ew
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Female 365
I don`t think it`s just the bathroom they have trouble with. ;)
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Male 1,590
"Just one question: How do they go to the bathroom?"

Very carefully.

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Male 11
WITCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *gunshots*
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Male 118
Bidet?
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Female 365
They aren`t a couple ;)

Not everyone marries those with the same abnormalities.

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Male 2,028
Fapping with those claws would take a little while to get used to.
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Male 215
ahhh kill it, kill it
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Male 1,815
I`m guessing they have someone else to wipe their asses
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Female 19
Hey yeah, how the hell do they clean themselves after they poop?
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Female 2,672
theyre not married or nuffin, theyre just both in the guiness book
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Male 305
No seriously, i wonder how they get ANYTHING done around the house, or anything in daily life.
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Male 305
OH THE HUMANITY
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Male 3,058
They`re BOTH pretty gross... I was just thinking about lunch, and now... appetite GONE and I`m a little nauseous.
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Male 3,331
Captain (my captain) is right. She did get in a car accident (she was the passenger), and had to cut off her nails.
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Male 579
If I ever met someone with nails like that, I`d run up to them and snap them right off.
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Male 443
wow that drating gross
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Male 3,819
I wonder how she got hers to grow like that. The other guy shows they grow without rhyme or reason.
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Female 33
I believe that lady got into car crash recently and had to cut off her nails. I forget her name, though.
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Male 422
Too much...
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Male 148
:D heheh, i`ve seen that woman in an old guiness book of world records :D
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Male 2,076
wait, how DO they go to the bathroom?
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Male 61
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!!!
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Male 114
I guess the romance has gone out of their lives LOL.
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Female 6
ugh...
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Male 535
Ironically, the woman`s nails are actually pretty well groomed (if not just creepy and disgusting)

Either way they both look like leftovers from Grindhouse`s "Planet Terror"

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Male 5
Mr. and Mrs. Wolverine, I presume?
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Female 864
ewww that is nasty ,look at thosr gross gnarly yellow fingernails
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Female 857
And apparently she can type well with those ghastly things.
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Male 3,619
Maybe they use those toilets with the lil` automatic watersquirt thingy? it seem actualy more hygenical
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Female 839
AKK!!!
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Male 4,807
Awaits the pic of a tattoo of this couple
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Male 26
Disgusting.
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Male 953
Can you even wipe your own ass with nails like that?

I`m just asking.........

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Male 463
That woman holds the Guiness World Record for Longest Nails on a Woman, and the guy holds the record for Longst Nails on a Man. Trust me, I have the Guiness World Records books from 2002-2010. It`s still freaky though.
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Male 4
Hehe, she had the longest nails till they broke.. - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7889890.stm
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Female 271
Didn`t she have an accident and her nails came off? I`m sure I heard that not too long ago.
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Male 1,375
thats f*cking disgusting
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Male 86
or the bedroom, for that matter?
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Female 74
LOL!

I believe the lady on the right is a hairdresser.

No Joke!

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Female 961
ew, the left looks like curly fries
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Male 265
are they actually a couple or just posing for a picture together?
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Female 9,572
And my mom was complaining about my nails getting long...
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Male 32
Yummy <3
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Male 970
i think the worldrecord is longer than that
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Male 9,305
Oh they`re still around? I remember them from that Ripley`s Believe it Or Not show a few years ago.
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Male 20,905
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