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Date: 09/05/09 12:02 PM

90 Responses to The T-Shirt of the Day [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:36 am
    Link: The T-Shirt of the Day - Wanna piss of the family this Christmas? Just wear this baby--it`ll put you on their naughty list for years to come.
  2. Profile photo of SHadowT1988
    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    hahahah sooooo true
  3. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    i dont get it :(
  4. Profile photo of ilovewasabi
    ilovewasabi Female 18-29
    88 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    I want this shirt. XD
  5. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Planes, trains and plantains.
  6. Profile photo of sseann
    sseann Male 18-29
    74 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    oedipus drated his mom and had kids not knowing she was his mom now there is a condition called the oedipal complex where you are secretly in love with your mom
  7. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Indeed.
  8. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    Haha, I love it.
  9. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    ...Bahaha.
    I want.
  10. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    "i dont get it :("
    Oedipus was born. A prophet said He would kill his father and marry his mother. His father abandoned him. He killed his father. He married some woman. Turns out, she was his mother. He finds this out after they have kids. He stabs his eyes out.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    WHOISIT12345
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    4428 Posts Saturday, September 5, 2009 12:04:24 PM
    i dont get it :(
    ---------------------------------------------

    He married his mother

  12. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    I don`t want one
  13. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    it took me a minute but once i got it, it was hilariuos!
  14. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    LOL!
  15. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR!
  16. Profile photo of Natzz-
    Natzz- Female 13-17
    159 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    yeah, except its YOUR mum with the Oedipus complex. Fail
  17. Profile photo of nibblette
    nibblette Female 18-29
    49 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    hahahahahaha....
  18. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    I think Antigone`s story is better, from what I`ve heard of it it`s pretty nasty, nastier than poor Oedipus
  19. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    lmao, now i`m glad my english teacher made us read Oedipus Rex. btw, pronounce his name `Ode-ih-pus`, its nearly guaranteed to piss off any english teacher/professor/obsesee.
  20. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    I feel superior because I didn`t have to google `Oedipus` to find out why it`s funny.
  21. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    I heard of Oedipus from reading Antigone. >.> That`s a pretty Æ’ucked up book.
  22. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    "I feel superior because I didn`t have to google `Oedipus` to find out why it`s funny."

    And yet you`re not superior because this is grade 11 greek mythology...

  23. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    if u read the book u`ll laugh :P
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Oh god that`s very clever. XD
  25. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    Best high brow incest joke ever.

    Probably the only one too.

  26. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    i know it from learning about Sigmeund Freud (sp?)
  27. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Bahahahahaha.
  28. Profile photo of sseann
    sseann Male 18-29
    74 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    Not sure what Nattz means haha
  29. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    Hahaha, very nice joke there.
  30. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    No today i saw an amazing one.
    F*ck Milk
    Got Pot?
  31. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    LMAO, I sooooo want the shirt. That`s the funniest thing I`ve seen in a while.

    Those crazy ancient Greeks, what a bunch of nutty guys.

  32. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    That`s hilarious.
  33. Profile photo of montana406
    montana406 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    haha perfect!!
  34. Profile photo of albanach
    albanach Female 18-29
    57 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    :D
  35. Profile photo of Trixxie
    Trixxie Female 18-29
    209 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    LMAO!! awesome!!!
  36. Profile photo of Lou-Saydus
    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
    216 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    oh poo lol
  37. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    haha. i kinda had to look it up but thats pretty clever
  38. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    am I the only one who doesn`t think this is funny? At all?
  39. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    lmao, I remember reading that play in Drama Class in 11th grade, and he was the original MFer.
  40. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    Hahaha. When I saw this I cracked up laughing. Probably since I read Plains, Trains, and Plantains recently.
  41. Profile photo of Levyn
    Levyn Male 18-29
    210 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    vicious_liar, read more than Maxim and you`ll get it =]
  42. Profile photo of wyngit
    wyngit Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    vicious_liar
    Saturday, September 5, 2009 4:24:06 PM
    am I the only one who doesn`t think this is funny? At all?

    No, I find this tremendously lame too. And @ Levyn, I think we all get it. It`s just not... funny.

  43. Profile photo of BrentB
    BrentB Male 13-17
    42 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    Surprised no-one linked this...

    n_n

  44. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    i just learned about Oedipus a few days ago. i burst out laughing when i saw this
  45. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    :o
  46. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
    355 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    How do you find humor in this?
  47. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Like this...HAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  48. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
    355 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Ah, ok.
  49. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Lol nice.
  50. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    ahahaha. noice!
  51. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    "How do you find humor in this?"

    By reading.

  52. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    Unfortunately, you`re gonna have to kill your own father and then gouge your eyes out and wander forever after you`re done with the first part
  53. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    Nice..sick..but whatever. It`s still funny.
  54. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    `How do you find humor in this?`

    Because I get it and therefore feel intellectually superior to those who don`t. HA HA HA HA HA.

  55. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    I love this t-shirt for so many reasons... So many. Love to t-shirt!
  56. Profile photo of Hippykid
    Hippykid Female 30-39
    45 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    ::snickers::
  57. Profile photo of chickensmoo
    chickensmoo Female 13-17
    386 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    I am just so proud of myself for understanding the humor in this.

    And vitaliy: "Unfortunately, you`re gonna have to kill your own father and then gouge your eyes out and wander forever after you`re done with the first part"
    thank you.

  58. Profile photo of redips11
    redips11 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    whats a oedipus? lol still kinda funny tho
  59. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    "How do you find humor in this?"

    HOW ARE YOU ON THE INTERNET!?

  60. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    ahhhh, I love this! I want one!

    redips11 - when you`re older, you`ll understand

  61. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    That took me three seconds to understand... but when I did, I chuckled. Not that this matters, but I would`ve been just as clueless about this shirt if i hadn`t listened during psych class.
  62. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    Oedipus was a character in Greek mythology who killed his father and married his mother. Sigmund Freud used this Greek myth as evidence for what he coined the Oedipal complex. It is when a boy - female version is the Electra complex - is developing through the phallic stage but doesn`t successfully do so. As a result, he stays - sexually - in love with his mother. It`s so much more complicated than my lamo explanation, but it has become commonplace language/referencing/knowledge. It`s kinda like being a Mummies` boy, but with a sprinkle of sexual.
  63. Profile photo of cryopsy
    cryopsy Male 13-17
    31 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    this is such a pun...but still funny
  64. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    Hey LadyPele, thanks, we all got it before you explained it.

    Well, most of us.

  65. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 12:42 am
    lol so awesome
  66. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 2:14 am
    /me wants.

    And LadyPele, thanks for the explanation, I bet some people will find it useful.

  67. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 2:20 am
    "OMG it`s so FUNNY `cause it makes me feel like I have to have a little bit of knowledge (and can thus be called somewhat "clever") to fully understand the humor! It`s so cool `cause it so has to do with the courses I`ve been taken! I can see it now, the light, it`s unbearable!"

    F U.

  68. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 3:03 am
    taking*
  69. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 3:14 am
    Haha! Awesome!
    Too bad there`s not really such a thing as a "father f-cker," so they could make a similar one for girls to wear. :-P
  70. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 3:14 am
    Wait, my last post sounded weird, I apologize...
  71. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 5:07 am
    the hairs on the left arm look like obamam riding a goat...
  72. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 5:47 am
    That`s ok, we still love you dragon :-P
  73. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Dragon, there IS such a thing. It`s even in the Bible. After they`ve escaped the destruction of Sodom, Lot`s daughters get him drunk and have sex with him so they can repopulate what they thought was a now barren planet.
    And of course, I`m sure there`s a small population of men out there who`d wear such a shirt as well.
  74. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 8:53 am
    >REBELComx

    yes the bible....what a great source of true information.

    Bible: The original wikipedia

  75. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:36 am
    I feel geeky for getting that :P
  76. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:12 am
    LOL thank you, Sunny. I wouldn`t normally not use such an odious book as a reference, but it fits.

    I find the Bible to be a wonderful example of the literary genre known as historical fiction.

    Also, It`s interesting to note that while the psychological complex is named for Oedipus, the mythological character didn`t actually suffer from it. He had no idea he was killing his father and marrying his mother until after it happened.

  77. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:19 am
    Haha, make me lol some.

    finished reading Oedipus the King Friday

  78. Profile photo of starjpk
    starjpk Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Dragon, there is such a thing. The Electra complex is the gender-inversed counterpart of the Oedipus complex. For more info, you can look it up on Wiki :)
  79. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    now thats just wrong!

    wait, what does it mean?

  80. Profile photo of yes369
    yes369 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    nomorecheese- Oedipus accidentally drated his mom.
  81. Profile photo of AiriZombie
    AiriZombie Female 18-29
    47 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 8:43 am
    HAH! I want that!
  82. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:41 am
    thanks for clearing that up yes369. i did some reasearch and i relized that shirt is pretty damn right
  83. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Awesome!! High-brow humor FTW!
  84. Profile photo of scotimann
    scotimann Male 40-49
    59 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:54 am
    I think ". . .the original mofo" would have been funnier.
  85. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    HAHA
  86. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    scotimann, it may have made it funnier, but it wouldn`t be nearly as clever. I know they mean the same thing, but I also know a lot of people who don`t know what mofo means.
  87. Profile photo of michael24895
    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 2:17 am
    whos oedipus?...
  88. Profile photo of Snow_Crash
    Snow_Crash Female 18-29
    211 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    michael24895
    "whos oedipus?..."

    The main character from the greek tragedy "Oedipus Rex". He accidentally married and then knocked up his mother.

  89. Profile photo of hotleafjuice
    hotleafjuice Female 18-29
    116 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    laughing....so...hard...i;m suffocating....
  90. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    How hilllllarious.

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