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Date: 09/24/09 12:04 PM

55 Responses to The Sign You Don`t Want to See [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18949 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Link: The Sign You Don`t Want to See - Especially if it`s found in your favorite restaurant. What do they mean by `unhygienic acts?`
  2. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Now I`m wondering how many times someone has jacked off in the bathroom I went to in any restaurant.
  3. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    *facepalm*
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    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    jennifer6716
    Female, 13-17, Canada
    451 Posts Thursday, September 24, 2009 1:15:03 PM
    *facepalm*

    i hope you washed that hand

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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    i`m supposed to be less bored?
  6. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    noting unusual except handling tobacco, and even thats not too odd

    unhygenic acts... so many "dirty" things come to mind...

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    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    unhygienic......that would be coitus in the meat freezer
  8. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    what kind of job is this, they have everything cept radioactive there
  9. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Playing with your bollocks
  10. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    i`m never eating out again.
  11. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Why don`t I want to see that sign?

    I think it`s good that they have to wash their hands....

  12. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Oh FFS grow up, the "atmos" the customer sees in a restaurant, cafe, etc is just an image portrayed while its open, once the doors are closed its like every other workplace, and a lot of people end up banging a work colleague on the nearest table sometime when the washing up`s done and the floors are swept. It happens.
  13. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    ew eww
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    Yay public bathrooms!
  15. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Trust me you don`t wanna know.
  16. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    This happens to be standard health and safety. Lots of "You shouldn`t do XYZ during work hours" type signs. Then if you are caught doing it regardless you are held responsible for your actions, more so than your boss.

    What would you rather have? Your boss there every working hour giving you a running commentary on what you are doing wrong? Even more so than normal?

    It`s the places without these signs I wouldn`t want to eat in.

  17. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    "Unhygienic Acts"? Bahahahaha!!!

    Yea. Don`t be doing those!

  18. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    turning the spigot off after washing hands is an unhygienic act. touchless taps are the way to go.
  19. Profile photo of seabass101dg
    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    "unhygienic acts" as in masturbating. duh!
  20. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    Employees must be in a constant state of hand washing.
  21. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    ... I /do/ want to see that sign.
  22. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    aka.. scratching ya balls
  23. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    "Employees must be in a constant state of hand washing."

    They are. Seriously, I have to wash my hands at LEAST 10-20 times an hour at work.

    If I bus a table, gotta wash my hands.

    If I`m about to put a lid on a to-go dish, gotta wash my hands.

    If I touch my uniform in any way, gotta wash my hands.

    If I touch my hair, face, or skin, gotta wash my hands.

    If I pick up anything off the floor, gotta wash my hands.

    Yea. Total OCD enforcement.

  24. Profile photo of Demonaiter
    Demonaiter Female 13-17
    17 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    lol xD
    So this is what employees do these days during work now eh?
  25. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    It is federal law to have signs like these and simpler in public places.
  26. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    That`s nothing simim. You don`t even know OCD until you work at American Eagle. Gotta constantly straighten, fold, clean, etc. stuff that is already perfect. Plus you gotta fold stuff and put into piles only to have your boss decide it should actually be hung on hanger. I could keep going all day..
  27. Profile photo of chrisfalcon
    chrisfalcon Male 18-29
    169 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    McDonald`s masturbation. lol
  28. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    Pfft, what will a few extra microbes possible do? I`ve decided to protest society`s bacteria phobia by not washing my hands unless its absolutely necessary.
  29. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    that isnt even funny... to many logical things can fill that space without going to the ones you are implying...
  30. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    lol ew
  31. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    vit you dirty bastage lol
  32. Profile photo of HornyPanda
    HornyPanda Male 18-29
    213 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    vitaly I`ll take it one step further... i won`t wash my hands ESPECIALLY when it`s absolutely necessary... Viva la Revolucion!
  33. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    shunpo_31 "i`m never eating out again."

    At least not until after she washes it! :-P

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    gatorade777, I feel so bad for those in clothing retail. I mean retail is hell as is, but clothing is just...why torture yourself?
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    I worked long hours in my Ex`s cafe, it`s not OCD and its not overdone, its just a habit you get into in places like that, washing your hands every 5 mins. At least you SHOULD get into.
  36. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    This is lame
  37. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 2:13 am
    Is this what IAB has resorted to?
    Posting images of signs which all public food places are forced to by law?
    Unless I`m missing something, this really isn`t that interesting.

    May as well post a picture of a deaf guy so we can all `work out what`s wrong with this picture`...

    *sigh*

  38. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 4:00 am
    @OldOllie

    Nice

  39. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 4:08 am
    thats kinkeh
  40. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 8:23 am
    this is actually a sign i do want to see in a bathroom.

    also this isnt funny.

  41. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 8:25 am
    I`m more bored now than I was before I viewed this post, IAB fail.
  42. Profile photo of helix25
    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 10:35 am
    Ok?
  43. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 11:12 am
    @hi2pi Actually the better run places do have touch-less taps. Where I used to work the staff hand basin was turned on by pressing a lever with your knee, to turn it off you simply stopped applying pressure. So, the dirty tap problem is solved.
  44. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 11:19 am
    Also, microbes is one thing... But you don`t want to swallow the stuff that lives in your anus, or someone else`s. E coli doesn`t sound tasty now does it... And yeah, it is a habit you should get into. If there is an out break of whatever and it gets traced back to you are screwed.

    It also depends on where you work. If there are kids or old people then you are at greater risk of killing someone. Food poisoning means your establishment is closed and investigated. Is it worth risking your rent or someone else`s just because you couldn`t be bothered to wash your hands? Nope.


  45. Profile photo of Youcantwin
    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Yeah this is a fail
  46. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    Posts are getting pretty lame on IAB lately. Puke, poo,who cares pics, and religion bashing, and reposts from 1999. I say thee meh.
  47. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Why would you not want to see this? Any restaurant I`ve worked in had the same sort of signs, it`s simply a reminder. Would you not want the people handling your food to wash their hands?
  48. Profile photo of tazman321
    tazman321 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    ooh, a fancylad post. who saw THAT coming? fancylad might as well get a blogspot and call it iab, cause its goin down a similar road.
  49. Profile photo of Nao_Mi
    Nao_Mi Female 18-29
    52 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    I`d be very happy to see this sign, actually...
  50. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 26, 2009 at 2:23 am
    ya i would be happy to see this sign too
  51. Profile photo of Skyler92
    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 4:37 am
    people seem to be taking these things too seriously. the sign is obviously a joke about the last thing on the sign "other unhygenic acts" it could be seen to imply that the emloyees need to be reminded that after having a wank they maybe ought to wash their hands.

    people need to lighten up and be juvenile. jeez.

  52. Profile photo of emily1991
    emily1991 Female 18-29
    77 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    whats wrong with reminding people to wash their hands?
  53. Profile photo of Asakura
    Asakura Female 18-29
    236 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:31 am
    I dont think it is a joke, stupid people who have sex on the mind just think it`s implying masturbation by that last bit. It`s eally there as an all inclusive phrase for in case someone didn`t wash their hands and was fiired, the institution is legally protected because they posted an all-inclusive sign.
  54. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 5:41 am
    a happy worker is a productive worker
  55. Profile photo of ladyfaye2683
    ladyfaye2683 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    The "other unhygenic acts" is most likley refering to females changing out their sanitary products during that time of the month.

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