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Date: 09/15/09 06:04 AM

42 Responses to The Real Reason Why God Invented Antlers [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 5:49 am
    Link: The Real Reason Why God Invented Antlers - Now there`s your intelligent design!
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:07 am
    Oh Oh, please not another religious debate...

    But yea, I`m pretty sure that is what they are for.

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    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:08 am
    where`s the roo porn?
  4. Profile photo of epimetheus
    epimetheus Male 18-29
    157 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:11 am
    what a coincidence. that`s what i use mine for..
  5. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:14 am
    Hahahaha.
  6. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:39 am
    So... There`s a reason mouths are round shaped...
  7. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 7:54 am
    thats exactly what i thought it was gunna be a picture of, before i even saw it...
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    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 8:53 am
    Sexual selection has driven some species to evolve to the point where their antlers are so big that they drive them to extinction. Which is rather unlike intelligent design and rather a lot like evolution.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Hey, you gotta use what nature has given you.
  10. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 8:59 am

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    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 9:23 am
    O.O is he doing what i think hes doing O.O
  12. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 9:35 am
    He`s scratching his leg...
  13. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 10:13 am
    Deer: if g*d hadn`t wanted me to do this, why did he gift me with antlers just the right shape?
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    wingz1206 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 10:32 am
    Thats nothing... My Chinchilla gives himself blowjobs...
  15. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 11:23 am
    very resourseful, young grasshoppa...
  16. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    this is when you toss firecrackers at it
  17. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Matt, why did you block out "God"?
  18. Profile photo of freedan104
    freedan104 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    I believe in some religions that it`s considered ssacreligious to spell god without caps and without reference to truly holy subjects. My history treacher was jewish and would always spell it g-d
  19. Profile photo of M5000
    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Because he obviously doesn`t like to use that word. Now don`t hold that against him.
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    hehe
  21. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    It`s "God", dammit!
  22. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    I use my antlers to scratch my crotch all the time.
  23. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    yeah, my ex-history teacher (also jewish) did the same exact thing freedan104 o.O
  24. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    That seems like it would hurt?
  25. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    "That seems like it would hurt?"

    I watch my dog chew on his paw all the time. I guess they know how hard to do it...or they`re just masochists

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    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    It`s "God", dammit!
    ---

    Commas go in the quotation marks; "dammit!"

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    squirebag Male 18-29
    106 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    this was right before i blew his head off with a howitzer
  28. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Buttscratcher!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvIlVC87-...

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    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    HA!

    isnt there a family guy clip of this?

  30. Profile photo of Ductapemafia
    Ductapemafia Male 18-29
    78 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Damn I wish I had antlers!
  31. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    there are some good links on i-a-b today, including this one.
  32. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    squirebag is a mean person.
  33. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    that fella looks tasty.
  34. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    LOL
  35. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    Genius.
  36. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 12:16 am
    No doubt. I`m pretty sure we humans could make use of those too.
  37. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:05 am
    lol silly itchy deer!!!
  38. Profile photo of emdasilva
    emdasilva Female 18-29
    4 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:15 am
    omg he looks so happy. It`s like he`s thinkg, "Oh, yeah... thats the spot!"
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    pocketfox Female 18-29
    48 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:12 am
    what if he stretched a little to far got his leg stuck and then was in that position forever :o , crazy dear loool
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    bro_storm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:06 am
    "...just.....abo....ut....got....it... whew!!! that was a rough one. i need a flee dip."
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    NuttyDump Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    I think hes reaching in his secret stash of goodies...
  42. Profile photo of Onya
    Onya Female 18-29
    1 post
    September 18, 2009 at 5:08 am
    lol

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