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Date: 09/05/09 12:04 PM

58 Responses to The Life of a Clam… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Link: The Life of a Clam... - Not as happy as one might think...
  2. Profile photo of SHadowT1988
    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    lol i always said that clams shouldnt be happy
  3. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Lordy, I feel like a clam
  4. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    Always said that huh?...

    You know... some people don`t need the p!ss taken out of them... they do it just fine by themselves! :-D

  5. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    This looks like a job for mr. Crab
  6. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    lmao wow
  7. Profile photo of jumper4saken
    jumper4saken Female 18-29
    67 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Hahaha that made me LOL IRL.
  8. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    lol i love this. got a genuine giggle from me.
  9. Profile photo of karma-police
    karma-police Female 13-17
    24 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    emo clams!
  10. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    this is funny poo
    winn
  11. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    LMAO! XD "I want to die."
  12. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Maybe this should have been on The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullcrap Animal Facts link
  13. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    4*
  14. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    I wonder what emo clams taste like. Probably bitter eh.
  15. Profile photo of bellasmommyx
    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Lmaoo!! "As happy as a clam." Hahahaha
  16. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    I love these cute little comic strips, MOAR pl0x!
  17. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Well I`d certainly be a happy clam...

    I mean don`t we all live for getting sucked out??

  18. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    cute. lol
  19. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Clams are so boring.
  20. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    i guess happy as a clam is like...the clam always looks like its smileing?
  21. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    "I mean don`t we all live for getting sucked out?? "

    Startin` em early now, aren`t we? Gotta love our society.....

  22. Profile photo of Sillabub_0
    Sillabub_0 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Aww... poor clams...
  23. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Nothing is meaningless...food for other animals
  24. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Emo clams make me sad :(
  25. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Wait "Happy as a clam" is an expression...?
  26. Profile photo of Tatten
    Tatten Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 5, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    Funny :)
  27. Profile photo of Lucem
    Lucem Male 18-29
    92 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    RiseAgainest3, have you seriously never heard that expression before?
  28. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    dude this is so amazing. existentialism ftw.
  29. Profile photo of hknuddv
    hknuddv Male 13-17
    72 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    Ahhh sweet truth, you give me lulz
  30. Profile photo of AchLstStnd
    AchLstStnd Male 30-39
    144 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    Those clams remind me of Charlie Brown.
  31. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    aw cute
  32. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    Ok. this is awesome.
  33. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    Love to clams!
  34. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    The clams look pretty OM NOM NOM....just saying
  35. Profile photo of averybigman
    averybigman Male 18-29
    76 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    i kind of feel bad for them. BIGMAN is gonna cry
  36. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    Can I have this on a shirt?

    PLEASE!?

  37. Profile photo of lilikeenler
    lilikeenler Female 13-17
    77 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    Here you go, opie :)
    http://www.customink.com/designs/clams/1...
    Made it just for you!
  38. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    Um... wow.

    O_O

  39. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    chowda
  40. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    aww...poor clams
  41. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    awwwwwwww poor things
  42. Profile photo of RehtaeH
    RehtaeH Female 18-29
    288 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    but I always thought clams were happy...
  43. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 12:35 am
    clams are awesome. i always go out at low tide and find them sticking out. then when you stomp your foot, they squirt water like 6 feet in the air while it digs away. really fun if theres a whole group of them to sneak up on.
  44. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 2:06 am
    *noms clams*
  45. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 4:42 am
    clams cut your feet and then laugh
  46. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 5:22 am
    What un-subtle, basic comedy.
  47. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 5:48 am
    Lol Opie, gotta love that response time eh? :-P
  48. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 7:08 am
    clams are funny
  49. Profile photo of AlienPoison5
    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 8:27 am
    Hey lilikeenler, thanks!! I changed the color and added "Happy as a Clam!" to the back, but I ordered one. That`s freaking awesome!
  50. Profile photo of I3enjamin
    I3enjamin Male 18-29
    61 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:03 am
    hahahahhsah
  51. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:59 am
    hahahaha yes
  52. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    I want to you to come for dinner. The menu: you!
  53. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    hahahahahaha
  54. Profile photo of RedRen
    RedRen Female 70 & Over
    209 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    haha love it
  55. Profile photo of jakeyboy69
    jakeyboy69 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Poor pessimistic clams :(
  56. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    lmfao XD
    this reminds me of my friend erik. he`s funny like that XD
  57. Profile photo of michael24895
    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 2:16 am
    mmmmmmm clams
  58. Profile photo of kbkeight
    kbkeight Female 18-29
    5 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 5:28 am
    right! I`m starving...

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