The Kanye West Douchebag Apology Generator

Submitted by: Dizzy_K 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kanye_west_apology/

Help Kanye and predict his next meltdown/apology. Just fill in the key words and then let nature take its course.
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Female 33
KANYEAPOLOGYCITY

I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Brittney AND Brad FOR liking THE cat. I SPOKE TO Brad RIGHT AFTER. Brittney IS VERY stuped !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR getting AND running!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Heins. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Brittney 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF bed!!! you KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! dude I GAVE MY leaf TO Vannesa WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

9-02-09

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Female 198
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Tyra Banks AND Oprah FOR sexing THE walrus. I SPOKE TO Oprah RIGHT AFTER. Tyra Banks IS VERY slippery !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR humping AND licking!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Trojan. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Tyra Banks 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF jackhammer!!! y`all KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!! discostick I GAVE MY bling TO Lady Gaga WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Male 6
This does not work on a Mac OR the site is screwed up. At this I really don`t care. So there!
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Female 14
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Joe Jonas AND kirsten stewert FOR boxing THE frog. I SPOKE TO kirsten stewert RIGHT AFTER. Joe Jonas IS VERY fast !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR bouncing AND biking!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Pringles. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Joe Jonas 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF Knotts Berry Farm!!! I KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! dawgg I GAVE MY chair TO Oprah WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

Sep. 18, 2009

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Male 3,431
No idea who kanye west is and I don`t care to learn.
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Male 1,918
I put random stuff and its hilarius.
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO P-Diddy AND This is sparta FOR pawning THE phone. I SPOKE TO This is sparta RIGHT AFTER. P-Diddy IS VERY tight !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR screwing AND handling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT House. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO P-Diddy 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF horse!!! you KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mofo I GAVE MY ass TO britney WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Male 436
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO COXMITH AND DRUPINTEETS FOR SEXING THE DOG. I SPOKE TO DRUPINTEETS RIGHT AFTER. COXMITH IS VERY HORNY !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR FONDLING AND MOLESTING!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT KT`S TITTY BAR. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO COXMITH 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF MIDGET PORN!!! DAMN NIGGA`S YA KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! GO HARD I GAVE MY ROOSTER TO DEM NIGGA`S WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Male 535
QuinnNukem, spot on.

Kanye West makes Megan Fox look intelligent.

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Female 1,427
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Adam West AND Kayne Anderson Rudnik FOR stealing THE name. I SPOKE TO Kayne Anderson Rudnik RIGHT AFTER. Adam West IS VERY divine !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR talking AND breathing!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT ... wait. Where do I work?. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Adam West 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF douchebags!!! ya KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! shizzle I GAVE MY money TO myself WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

9/11

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Female 3,828
man i kinda like kanye i was ready to forgive him... until he did this to taylor. now hell forever be a douchebag in my book.
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Male 156
actions speak louder THAN ALL CAPS WORDS, Kanye...
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Male 976
LMAO QuinnNukem
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Male 63
this just in: kanya west just interrupted patrick swayze`s funeral to let everyone know that michael jacksons death was better
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Female 253
Love Love Love
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Female 519
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Jennifer Aniston AND Angelina Jolie FOR stealing THE Brad Pitt. I SPOKE TO Angelina Jolie RIGHT AFTER. Jennifer Aniston IS VERY purple !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR drating AND breaking!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Your Mom. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Jennifer Aniston 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF Hot Dog on a Stick!!! nigga KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!! bro I GAVE MY library TO Jun WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

12/21/2012


wat

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Female 130
this is the greatest thing on atom i have ever seen
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Male 2,582
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO MYSELF AND KANYE WEST FOR SUCKING AT LIFE. I SPOKE TO MYSELF RIGHT AFTER. I`M IN THE WRONG FOR LIVING AND EXISTING!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT DAIRY QUEEN. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO MYSELF 2MRW.

MUCH RESPECT!!!!I LOVE CAPS!!!!!!!!

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Male 9,306
Oh god fuc-ing damn it, I can`t tell what`s real spam and what isn`t!
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Male 368
`M SOOOOO SORRY TO gay nigga AND fa niggg FOR I am a racist! THE skank. I SPOKE TO fa niggg RIGHT AFTER. gay nigga IS VERY homo !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR nigging AND fagging!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT nigf. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO gay nigga 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF dfgs!!! dfgsdf KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!sdfg sdgsdfgf I GAVE MY sdf TO gsdfgsd WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Male 1,598
I`M IN THE WRONG FOR KILLING AND STABBING!YA FEEL ME!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!!
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Male 976
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Paris Hilton AND Vince Vaughn FOR pooping THE air conditioner. I SPOKE TO Vince Vaughn RIGHT AFTER. Paris Hilton IS VERY corny !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR jumping AND pissing!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Microsoft. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Paris Hilton 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF lamp!!! I KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! a`ight I GAVE MY burglar TO Dean Cain WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

December 21, 2012

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Male 180

I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO PATRICK SWAYZEE AND MILEY CYRUS FOR PISSING THE VAGINA. I SPOKE TO MILEY CYRUS RIGHT AFTER. PATRICK SWAYZEE IS VERY GREEN !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR EATING AND LICKING!!1!!!1! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT BLACK OPS. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO PATRICK SWAYZEE 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF PENILE CANCER!!! YOU KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!11!!!!!!! YO I GAVE MY DORITOS TO STEVIE WONDER WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Male 1,584
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO JACK JOHNSON AND SHAKIRA FOR FLOATING THE TYPEWRITER. I SPOKE TO SHAKIRA RIGHT AFTER. JACK JOHNSON IS VERY CREAMY !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR SWINGING AND DANCING!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT DUREX. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO JACK JOHNSON 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF JUICE!!! THEE KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! JIZZLE MY NIZZLE I GAVE MY CORN DOG TO CARROT TOP WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Female 82
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Eminem AND Stevie Wonder FOR loving THE camera. I SPOKE TO Stevie Wonder RIGHT AFTER. Eminem IS VERY sexy !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR pooting AND joking!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Toys `r` us. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Eminem 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF meat grinder!!! y`all KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!! homie I GAVE MY bed TO Voldemort WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Male 4,867
haha this is great
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Male 463
its like Mad Libs but more sophisticated and insane, its also hilarious! (when my parents saw, they ROFLed)
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Female 507
KANYEAPOLOGYCITY

I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Jason Mraz AND Kevin Smith FOR shaking THE bird. I SPOKE TO Kevin Smith RIGHT AFTER. Jason Mraz IS VERY funny !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR crying AND hitting!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT IBM. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Jason Mraz 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF computer!!! y`all KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! sho` is gud I GAVE MY trap TO Frank Iero WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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Male 988
"AND THERE ARE CAPS LOCKS EVERWHERE! AAAAH! HOW DO I TURN IT OF?!?!?!?! "
YOU CANT ITS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
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Female 2,672
lol, i luv this, i just put random words and it makes no sense lol
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Female 281
Hah, awesome. Mad Libs. Though, the all caps ruined it.
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Male 1,452
ponderosa janitorial is my dad`s business


I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO johnny cash AND Freida pinto FOR jumping THE apple. I SPOKE TO Freida pinto RIGHT AFTER. johnny cash IS VERY ugly !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR grinding AND douching!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT ponderosa janitorial. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO johnny cash 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF pineapple!!! y`all KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!! crows nest I GAVE MY keyboard TO beyonce WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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Male 2,553
AND THERE ARE CAPS LOCKS EVERWHERE! AAAAH! HOW DO I TURN IT OF?!?!?!?!
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Male 1,378
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Male 3,059
Mad Libs?

*yawn*

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Female 15,763
Oh Jesus Christ when I entered the comments I readied the banhammer, thinking there was some massive war of words and spam going on...

Nope.

Just Kanye.

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Male 84
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Ken Dodd AND Eddie `The Eagle` Edwards FOR interrupting THE seance. I SPOKE TO Eddie `The Eagle` Edwards RIGHT AFTER. Ken Dodd IS VERY sweaty !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR clapping AND drowning!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Farmfoods. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Ken Dodd 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF Luxembourg!!! ya KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! y`know the otha day I GAVE MY dog TO Jimmy Tarbuck WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Male 11
DAWG I GAVE MY BUTTON, I LIKE BUTTONS TO AND BY BUTTON I MEAN non-nice individual VIRGINITY, THE VIRGINITY OF MY BUTTHOLE, TO TOM CRUISE AND WILL SMITH IN THIS MASSIVE HETEROSEXUAL ORGY WE HAD WHERE THE WOMAN FORGOT TO TURN UP WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

THE APOCOLYPSE! BIG UP!

mine was a little too long.

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Male 11
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO NUMA NUMA GUY AND DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK FOR FLYING IN A PURPLE RAINSTORM THE TIME I WASNT HIGH BUT YEH I WAS SECRETLY HIGH. I SPOKE TO DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK RIGHT AFTER. NUMA NUMA GUY IS VERY GOING TO TAKE ME SHOPPING FOR SOME FABULOUS HANDBAGS AND BLING BLING BUT IWAS BUSY WITH MY SWEDISH BOYFRIEND JETHRO !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR YACHTING IN THE BAHAMAS AND GARDENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT SONY AND MAYBE NINTENTO IF THEY MAKE SOME GOOD GAMES LIKE THEY USED TO. JUST JOKING NINTENDO, IMMA LET YOU FINISH.... I WILL APOLOGIZE TO NUMA NUMA GUY 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF MARIJUANA!!! COLLEGE STUDENTS ACROSS THE US OF A AND 20 YEAR OLD BARRACK OBAMA KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!! JUST JOKING OBAMA I KNOW UR SOUND! I DONT MEAN NO DISRESPECT AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH...BUT BUSH HAD THE CRAZIEST HISTORY OF ANY PRESIDENT!!! DAWG I GAVE MY BUTT
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Male 1,835
done with Robert and John Kennedy, noun = carcano m91/38. win
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Female 781
Oh my goodness, he really does blog in all caps.

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I`m trying to find a way to express my confusion, disgust, and anger, but there are no words.

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Female 163
"I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO MICK JAGGER AND THAT GUY FROM SAVED BY THE BELL FOR MOUNTING THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. I SPOKE TO THAT GUY FROM SAVED BY THE BELL RIGHT AFTER. MICK JAGGER IS VERY HIDEOUS !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR TALKING AND BREATHING!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT DISNEY. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO MICK JAGGER 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF STUPIDITY!!! YA KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! DAYUM! I GAVE MY JUNK TO JAY LENO WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!"
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Male 511

I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO my dick AND my ballls FOR drating THE anus. I SPOKE TO my ballls RIGHT AFTER. my dick IS VERY Tall !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR drating AND Ballsdeeping!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Victoria`s Secret. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO my dick 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF naked men drating!!! i KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!1!one!!! Niggggga I GAVE MY cherry TO a tramps` 10inches WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Female 9,477
That was funny.
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Female 9,477
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Johnny Depp AND Paris Hilton FOR sexting THE bike. I SPOKE TO Paris Hilton RIGHT AFTER. Johnny Depp IS VERY green !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR swimming AND smoking!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Disney. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Johnny Depp 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF tree!!! you KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!! mfer I GAVE MY house TO Miley Cyrus WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
9/11/2001
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Female 233
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO britney spears AND channing tatum FOR drating THE dildo. I SPOKE TO channing tatum RIGHT AFTER. britney spears IS VERY hard !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR licking AND tickling!i was horny I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT mcdonalds. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO britney spears 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF penis!!! bitch KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!i love you I am a racist! I GAVE MY vag TO 50 cent WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Male 260
"I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO MY MOM AND DAD FOR RAPING THE DOG. I SPOKE TO DAD RIGHT AFTER. MY MOM IS VERY SEXY IN A GILF KIND OF WAY !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR SHAVING AND TICKLING IT`S BALLS!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT I-A-B. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO MY MOM 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF ANIMALS!!! N*GGAS KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! N*GGA I GAVE MY ASS TO THE PETS WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

16/09/09"

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Male 35
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Patrick Swayze AND Jeff Capes FOR Smoking THE Cat. I SPOKE TO Jeff Capes RIGHT AFTER. Patrick Swayze IS VERY delicious !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR slapping AND raping!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT McDondalds. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Patrick Swayze 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF Fridge!!! Gagdy KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! mean personface I GAVE MY floor TO Pete Doherty WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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Female 590
I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO PATRICK SWAYZE AND MICHAEL JACKSON FOR DISCONNECTING THE LIFE-SUPPORT TUBE. I SPOKE TO MICHAEL JACKSON RIGHT AFTER. PATRICK SWAYZE IS VERY DEAD !! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT NEVERLAND RANCH. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO PATRICK SWAYZE 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF PEDOPHILIA!!
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Male 3,322
h0ax_d3m0n: That is just wrong! Funny, but WRONG! :)
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Male 2,510
Im sorry patrick but michael jackson had one of the best deaths of all time, of all time!
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Female 428
Okay..that was actually pretty fun
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Male 425
Link: The Kanye West Douchebag Apology Generator [Rate Link] - Help Kanye and predict his next meltdown/apology. Just fill in the key words and then let nature take its course.
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