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Date: 09/16/09 11:05 AM

53 Responses to The Kanye West Douchebag Apology Generator

  1. Profile photo of Dizzy_K
    Dizzy_K Male 13-17
    425 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:48 am
    Link: The Kanye West Douchebag Apology Generator - Help Kanye and predict his next meltdown/apology. Just fill in the key words and then let nature take its course.
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    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:58 am
    Okay..that was actually pretty fun
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:15 am
    Im sorry patrick but michael jackson had one of the best deaths of all time, of all time!
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:45 am
    h0ax_d3m0n: That is just wrong! Funny, but WRONG! :)
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    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:48 am
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO PATRICK SWAYZE AND MICHAEL JACKSON FOR DISCONNECTING THE LIFE-SUPPORT TUBE. I SPOKE TO MICHAEL JACKSON RIGHT AFTER. PATRICK SWAYZE IS VERY DEAD !! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT NEVERLAND RANCH. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO PATRICK SWAYZE 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF PEDOPHILIA!!
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    bezdancing Male 18-29
    35 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:49 am
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Patrick Swayze AND Jeff Capes FOR Smoking THE Cat. I SPOKE TO Jeff Capes RIGHT AFTER. Patrick Swayze IS VERY delicious !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR slapping AND raping!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT McDondalds. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Patrick Swayze 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF Fridge!!! Gagdy KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! mean personface I GAVE MY floor TO Pete Doherty WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:02 am
    "I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO MY MOM AND DAD FOR RAPING THE DOG. I SPOKE TO DAD RIGHT AFTER. MY MOM IS VERY SEXY IN A GILF KIND OF WAY !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR SHAVING AND TICKLING IT`S BALLS!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT I-A-B. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO MY MOM 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF ANIMALS!!! N*GGAS KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! N*GGA I GAVE MY ASS TO THE PETS WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

    16/09/09"

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    Malibu315 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:13 am
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO britney spears AND channing tatum FOR drating THE dildo. I SPOKE TO channing tatum RIGHT AFTER. britney spears IS VERY hard !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR licking AND tickling!i was horny I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT mcdonalds. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO britney spears 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF penis!!! bitch KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!i love you I am a racist! I GAVE MY vag TO 50 cent WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:19 am
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Johnny Depp AND Paris Hilton FOR sexting THE bike. I SPOKE TO Paris Hilton RIGHT AFTER. Johnny Depp IS VERY green !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR swimming AND smoking!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Disney. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Johnny Depp 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF tree!!! you KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!! mfer I GAVE MY house TO Miley Cyrus WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
    9/11/2001
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:19 am
    That was funny.
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    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:51 am

    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO my dick AND my ballls FOR drating THE anus. I SPOKE TO my ballls RIGHT AFTER. my dick IS VERY Tall !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR drating AND Ballsdeeping!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Victoria`s Secret. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO my dick 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF naked men drating!!! i KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!1!one!!! Niggggga I GAVE MY cherry TO a tramps` 10inches WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:07 am
    "I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO MICK JAGGER AND THAT GUY FROM SAVED BY THE BELL FOR MOUNTING THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. I SPOKE TO THAT GUY FROM SAVED BY THE BELL RIGHT AFTER. MICK JAGGER IS VERY HIDEOUS !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR TALKING AND BREATHING!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT DISNEY. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO MICK JAGGER 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF STUPIDITY!!! YA KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! DAYUM! I GAVE MY JUNK TO JAY LENO WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!"
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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Oh my goodness, he really does blog in all caps.

    ...

    I`m trying to find a way to express my confusion, disgust, and anger, but there are no words.

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    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:13 am
    done with Robert and John Kennedy, noun = carcano m91/38. win
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    USERNAMEDAMN Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:20 am
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO NUMA NUMA GUY AND DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK FOR FLYING IN A PURPLE RAINSTORM THE TIME I WASNT HIGH BUT YEH I WAS SECRETLY HIGH. I SPOKE TO DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK RIGHT AFTER. NUMA NUMA GUY IS VERY GOING TO TAKE ME SHOPPING FOR SOME FABULOUS HANDBAGS AND BLING BLING BUT IWAS BUSY WITH MY SWEDISH BOYFRIEND JETHRO !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR YACHTING IN THE BAHAMAS AND GARDENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT SONY AND MAYBE NINTENTO IF THEY MAKE SOME GOOD GAMES LIKE THEY USED TO. JUST JOKING NINTENDO, IMMA LET YOU FINISH.... I WILL APOLOGIZE TO NUMA NUMA GUY 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF MARIJUANA!!! COLLEGE STUDENTS ACROSS THE US OF A AND 20 YEAR OLD BARRACK OBAMA KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!! JUST JOKING OBAMA I KNOW UR SOUND! I DONT MEAN NO DISRESPECT AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH...BUT BUSH HAD THE CRAZIEST HISTORY OF ANY PRESIDENT!!! DAWG I GAVE MY BUTT
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    USERNAMEDAMN Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:21 am
    DAWG I GAVE MY BUTTON, I LIKE BUTTONS TO AND BY BUTTON I MEAN non-nice individual VIRGINITY, THE VIRGINITY OF MY BUTTHOLE, TO TOM CRUISE AND WILL SMITH IN THIS MASSIVE HETEROSEXUAL ORGY WE HAD WHERE THE WOMAN FORGOT TO TURN UP WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

    THE APOCOLYPSE! BIG UP!

    mine was a little too long.

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    boris277 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 10:37 am
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Ken Dodd AND Eddie `The Eagle` Edwards FOR interrupting THE seance. I SPOKE TO Eddie `The Eagle` Edwards RIGHT AFTER. Ken Dodd IS VERY sweaty !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR clapping AND drowning!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Farmfoods. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Ken Dodd 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF Luxembourg!!! ya KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! y`know the otha day I GAVE MY dog TO Jimmy Tarbuck WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Oh Jesus Christ when I entered the comments I readied the banhammer, thinking there was some massive war of words and spam going on...

    Nope.

    Just Kanye.

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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 11:22 am
    Mad Libs?

    *yawn*

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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION GIVING HIM MOAR ATTENTION
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    AND THERE ARE CAPS LOCKS EVERWHERE! AAAAH! HOW DO I TURN IT OF?!?!?!?!
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    ponderosa janitorial is my dad`s business


    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO johnny cash AND Freida pinto FOR jumping THE apple. I SPOKE TO Freida pinto RIGHT AFTER. johnny cash IS VERY ugly !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR grinding AND douching!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT ponderosa janitorial. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO johnny cash 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF pineapple!!! y`all KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!! crows nest I GAVE MY keyboard TO beyonce WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    Hah, awesome. Mad Libs. Though, the all caps ruined it.
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    lol, i luv this, i just put random words and it makes no sense lol
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    "AND THERE ARE CAPS LOCKS EVERWHERE! AAAAH! HOW DO I TURN IT OF?!?!?!?! "
    YOU CANT ITS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
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    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    KANYEAPOLOGYCITY

    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Jason Mraz AND Kevin Smith FOR shaking THE bird. I SPOKE TO Kevin Smith RIGHT AFTER. Jason Mraz IS VERY funny !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR crying AND hitting!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT IBM. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Jason Mraz 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF computer!!! y`all KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! sho` is gud I GAVE MY trap TO Frank Iero WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    its like Mad Libs but more sophisticated and insane, its also hilarious! (when my parents saw, they ROFLed)
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    haha this is great
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    unseen Female 18-29
    82 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Eminem AND Stevie Wonder FOR loving THE camera. I SPOKE TO Stevie Wonder RIGHT AFTER. Eminem IS VERY sexy !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR pooting AND joking!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Toys `r` us. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Eminem 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF meat grinder!!! y`all KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!! homie I GAVE MY bed TO Voldemort WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO JACK JOHNSON AND SHAKIRA FOR FLOATING THE TYPEWRITER. I SPOKE TO SHAKIRA RIGHT AFTER. JACK JOHNSON IS VERY CREAMY !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR SWINGING AND DANCING!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT DUREX. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO JACK JOHNSON 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF JUICE!!! THEE KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! JIZZLE MY NIZZLE I GAVE MY CORN DOG TO CARROT TOP WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO PATRICK SWAYZEE AND MILEY CYRUS FOR PISSING THE VAGINA. I SPOKE TO MILEY CYRUS RIGHT AFTER. PATRICK SWAYZEE IS VERY GREEN !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR EATING AND LICKING!!1!!!1! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT BLACK OPS. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO PATRICK SWAYZEE 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF PENILE CANCER!!! YOU KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!11!!!!!!! YO I GAVE MY DORITOS TO STEVIE WONDER WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Paris Hilton AND Vince Vaughn FOR pooping THE air conditioner. I SPOKE TO Vince Vaughn RIGHT AFTER. Paris Hilton IS VERY corny !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR jumping AND pissing!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Microsoft. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Paris Hilton 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF lamp!!! I KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! a`ight I GAVE MY burglar TO Dean Cain WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

    December 21, 2012

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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    I`M IN THE WRONG FOR KILLING AND STABBING!YA FEEL ME!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!!
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    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    `M SOOOOO SORRY TO gay nigga AND fa niggg FOR I am a racist! THE skank. I SPOKE TO fa niggg RIGHT AFTER. gay nigga IS VERY homo !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR nigging AND fagging!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT nigf. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO gay nigga 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF dfgs!!! dfgsdf KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!sdfg sdgsdfgf I GAVE MY sdf TO gsdfgsd WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    Oh god fuc-ing damn it, I can`t tell what`s real spam and what isn`t!
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO MYSELF AND KANYE WEST FOR SUCKING AT LIFE. I SPOKE TO MYSELF RIGHT AFTER. I`M IN THE WRONG FOR LIVING AND EXISTING!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT DAIRY QUEEN. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO MYSELF 2MRW.

    MUCH RESPECT!!!!I LOVE CAPS!!!!!!!!

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    leahers Female 18-29
    130 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    this is the greatest thing on atom i have ever seen
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    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Jennifer Aniston AND Angelina Jolie FOR stealing THE Brad Pitt. I SPOKE TO Angelina Jolie RIGHT AFTER. Jennifer Aniston IS VERY purple !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR drating AND breaking!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Your Mom. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Jennifer Aniston 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF Hot Dog on a Stick!!! nigga KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!! bro I GAVE MY library TO Jun WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

    12/21/2012


    wat

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    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    Love Love Love
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    QuinnNukem Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    this just in: kanya west just interrupted patrick swayze`s funeral to let everyone know that michael jacksons death was better
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    LMAO QuinnNukem
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    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 1:58 am
    actions speak louder THAN ALL CAPS WORDS, Kanye...
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 3:07 am
    man i kinda like kanye i was ready to forgive him... until he did this to taylor. now hell forever be a douchebag in my book.
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 9:00 am
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Adam West AND Kayne Anderson Rudnik FOR stealing THE name. I SPOKE TO Kayne Anderson Rudnik RIGHT AFTER. Adam West IS VERY divine !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR talking AND breathing!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT ... wait. Where do I work?. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Adam West 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF douchebags!!! ya KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! shizzle I GAVE MY money TO myself WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

    9/11

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    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 9:04 am
    QuinnNukem, spot on.

    Kanye West makes Megan Fox look intelligent.

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    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 11:51 am
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO COXMITH AND DRUPINTEETS FOR SEXING THE DOG. I SPOKE TO DRUPINTEETS RIGHT AFTER. COXMITH IS VERY HORNY !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR FONDLING AND MOLESTING!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT KT`S TITTY BAR. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO COXMITH 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF MIDGET PORN!!! DAMN NIGGA`S YA KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! GO HARD I GAVE MY ROOSTER TO DEM NIGGA`S WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    I put random stuff and its hilarius.
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO P-Diddy AND This is sparta FOR pawning THE phone. I SPOKE TO This is sparta RIGHT AFTER. P-Diddy IS VERY tight !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR screwing AND handling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT House. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO P-Diddy 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF horse!!! you KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mofo I GAVE MY ass TO britney WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    No idea who kanye west is and I don`t care to learn.
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    Jinabz Female 13-17
    14 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:43 am
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Joe Jonas AND kirsten stewert FOR boxing THE frog. I SPOKE TO kirsten stewert RIGHT AFTER. Joe Jonas IS VERY fast !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR bouncing AND biking!!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Pringles. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Joe Jonas 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF Knotts Berry Farm!!! I KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! dawgg I GAVE MY chair TO Oprah WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

    Sep. 18, 2009

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    JimTheOwl Male 50-59
    6 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:53 am
    This does not work on a Mac OR the site is screwed up. At this I really don`t care. So there!
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    Zeroknight92 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kanye_wes...
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    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    September 26, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Tyra Banks AND Oprah FOR sexing THE walrus. I SPOKE TO Oprah RIGHT AFTER. Tyra Banks IS VERY slippery !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR humping AND licking!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Trojan. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Tyra Banks 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF jackhammer!!! y`all KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!! discostick I GAVE MY bling TO Lady Gaga WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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    kitty765 Female 13-17
    33 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    KANYEAPOLOGYCITY

    I`M SOOOOO SORRY TO Brittney AND Brad FOR liking THE cat. I SPOKE TO Brad RIGHT AFTER. Brittney IS VERY stuped !!........... I`M IN THE WRONG FOR getting AND running!!!!!!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I`M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Heins. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Brittney 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I`M A FAN OF bed!!! you KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! dude I GAVE MY leaf TO Vannesa WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT`S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I`M NOT CRAZY YALL, I`M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

    9-02-09

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