The Disney-Marvel Comic Merge Has Begun [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Yesterday, Disney bought Marvel Comics. One day later, Disney is already putting their pristine spin on Spider-Man.
There are 76 comments:
Female 299
jesus is like, wut.
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Male 59
This is funny, but Disney doesn`t really do anything overtly Christian. Now, if Spidey was the Hunchback of Notre Dame`s pal, that would be awesome!
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Male 5,189
Ending made me go from lol to .... :|
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Male 2
Disney bought Marvel? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Female 182
LMAO....I Love this!
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Female 864
Zac Efron will now be playing Iron Man lol
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Male 674
well, there goes any hope of a decent dark marvel movie being made...
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Male 443
I love the cowboy hat Spidy made for Jesus
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Male 463
disney should never have bought marvel. that was the worst mistake it could have ever made.
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Male 1,215
This is just as believable as most of what`s printed in the bible.
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Male 5,094
Super-Goof finally gets to play with the big boys.
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Male 65
got some weird points to make, one, jesus wont white? he would have been a present day middle eastern. two, when spidey moved the boulder and jesus lies there naked. dont u think he raped him? and three. DONT DO DRUGS WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT spidey NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Female 1,190
DONT DO DRUGS!
haha this is awesome, i want spiderman as my friend :)
sorry jesus, we can hang out later :/ haha
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Male 819
#2: S- Do you like the hat Jesus?
J- Take me down you moron!

#3: Same picture without the narrative = very dif interpretation...

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Male 97
aryan jesus?
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Male 141
God I`d like spiderman as my pal.
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Female 5,222
0.0.. o.. m.. j..
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Male 5
i dont mean to be a buzz killington either but the bible is as fictional as this :D
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Male 2,220
"Disney has no message, just a bottom line."

There`s a thought - in Alien, do you think the evil Corporation is Disney?

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Male 976
Um...I know this is fictional and all, and I don`t mean to be a Buzz Killington, but any good Christian (and maybe some of the bad ones) can tell you that Jesus hung on the Cross for about 3 hours. Not "all day and night". But the cartoon was still funny. :D
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Male 13,630
It wont make any difference, Disney is out to make money, violence and fantasy beings - make money, so no, Marvel will still be Marvel
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Female 19
You have to distinguish between Disney,the mother of all business corporations, which includes several other companies and trademarks, and Disney the trademark, which traditionally is the factory of Princesses and pink unicorns (although they had to evolve with the times and they`re not that cheesy anymore).

So, as long as they don`t want to change the name to Disney-Marvel, with an emphasis on the Disney, I guess nothing will change drastically. It`s all about money in the end, and I don`t think they would risk introducing major changes at the existing comics, if they`re working fine.

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Male 3,755
Filipino, did you miss the list of movies released by Miramax, a company owned by Disney?

Just to name two, Pulp Fiction and No Country for Old Men. I don`t think Marvel will lose its edge.

Disney has no message, just a bottom line.

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Male 493
What is going to happen to the Punisher? Are they going to do The Punisher Meets Archie movie? *sigh* looks like we won`t see that Punisher Movie where he slaughters a ton of gangsters after some two bit desecrates his family`s grave (it`s not Disney at all, maybe Touchtone).
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Male 3,755
I hate to say it, but I think IAB has realized that religion is a hot topic. Therefore, they try to include it as much as possible, even when it doesn`t really make sense.
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Male 3,755
List of films released by a Miramax, subsidary of Disney:

Reservoir Dogs (released before Disney acquired in 1993), Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Kill Bill, No Country for Old Men, There Will be Blood, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...

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Male 4,546
There are tons of references to God in Disney, more prevelant however are references to the devil as an anthropomorphic pitchfork wielding torturer, and heaven/hell.

Christ is somewhat absent though as far as I recall.

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Male 549
lol i think i should be offended, but it was just so damn funny
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Male 510
"Kill Bill was a Disney movie"

prove it : P

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Male 46
Why does Jesus look like a cowboy?
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Male 758
Wrong. There is no references to God or Christ in Disney.
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Female 92
Maybe they`ll re-make Spiderman 3 -_-
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Male 1,666
So um... did Disney really buy Marvel? F*ck.
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Male 13
Kill Bill was a disney movie.
Marvel`s gonna be okay.
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Female 635
Has Disney seriously bought Marvel?
Oh shi-
STAN LEE! SAVE ME!
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Male 2,855
i dont get the disney-jesus reference, in fact i believe its stupid, not funny and boring
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Male 331
jesus wouldn`t eat bacon, he was a jew!
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Male 2,688
"jesus: the only white man to be born and raised in the middle east to middle eastern parents, and now hes blonde too!"

So I`m not the only one who thinks its just outright retarded that people think Jesus was white?

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Female 4,197
wow, i would expect this to come home with my kid from sunday school!
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Female 459
*looks at Golkar*

Sarcasm, right?

Anyway, that really sucks that Disney bought Marvel. I`m not into comics, but still, one more step towards disney domination.

And no, for everyone scared of princesses and spider-man forming a crime-fighting friendship, think again: Spider-man will be flinging money at "Rescue-R(m)iley" on their off-time.

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Female 1,264
LOL

Although, it is sad that Disney bought Marvel. We`ll see the next action figures "X-men special series: Happy Princesses" D: Gross

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Male 833
jesus: the only white man to be born and raised in the middle east to middle eastern parents, and now hes blonde too!
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Male 391
Yeah, because Spiderman is over 2000 years old...I don`t know who made this comic, but they`re a friggin tool.
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Male 606
Just another reason to like DC more.
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Female 355
"Wait...Disney bought Marvel?"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8230504.stm

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Female 61
"Wait...Disney bought Marvel?"

Yep, for 4 billion dollars.

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Male 17,512
Whomever wrote this cartoon wasn`t following Spidey`s advice at the end.
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Female 1,566
"Wait...Disney bought Marvel?"

IDK if they`ve been bought or are just teaming up, but yes it`s true that something between the two is happening. I glanced over it in the paper this morning.

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Male 158
Seriously. Terrible. Offensive. But I laughed at the eggs and bacon business. God created humor and it is good
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Female 19
""I was unaware that Disney was a Christian organization."

Indeed, quite the opposite: Fundamental Christian groups HATE Disney and call for a boycott of Disney regularly because Disney supports gay rights and has annual "Gay Days" that are even more Gay Friendly than usual."

Yeah, in Spain is now Friday at 09:oo PM on Disney Channel. They call it "Jonas", but I am pretty sure that`s what you are talking about...

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Male 1,220
Wait...Disney bought Marvel?
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Male 1,718
Oh wow. Umm i not sure to say.
and also
`Jesus looks kinda pissed there in panel 2.`
Sherlock..... He is nailed to a cross. All spidy does is give him a hat. Id be pretty pissed.
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Female 1,593
"This isn`t real, is it? It`s a comedy joke bit, right? RIGHT?"

No, Spidy was hanging out with Jesus. It`s fact. Just check all the solid evidence of Jesus.

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Male 525
Don`t do drugs!

Or you could end up writing poo like this, I preferred "iz it cuz I iz black" spidey from a few days back.

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Male 1,815
I am genuinely sad about this deal
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Male 3,425
What have Disney got to do with Jesus?
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Male 251
Jesus looks kinda pissed there in panel 2.

J: Myfatherdamnit, Spidey! How am I supposed to be suffering for mankind if you keep doing that?

S: Aww, shucks Jesus, I just didn`t want you to get a sunburn!

*insert canned laughter here*

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Female 3,598
well, that would make the story more believable right?
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Male 3,842
"I was unaware that Disney was a Christian organization."

Indeed, quite the opposite: Fundamental Christian groups HATE Disney and call for a boycott of Disney regularly because Disney supports gay rights and has annual "Gay Days" that are even more Gay Friendly than usual.

That`s one reason I don`t mind giving Disney so much of my money and giving their stuff to my kids. At least they support equal rights.

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Male 3,842
This isn`t real, is it? It`s a comedy joke bit, right? RIGHT?
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Male 92
lol "morning, sunshine! who wants some eggs and bacon?" funniest thing i`ve seen in a long time
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Male 39
i thought they only bought out the movies?
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Male 3,755
IAB is a troll...Just kidding.

But, what does religion have to do with Disney?

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Female 4,028
Hahaha! I love the "Don`t do drugs" add at the end. :-P
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Female 45
actually, even though disney bought marvel, they still dont own the rights to spider man, the hulk, the xmen, or dr doom. i`m pretty sure those are still universal
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Female 2,672
lol thts jokes
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Male 5,314
haha HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH

that`s awesome.

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Male 7
Yesterday was one of the saddest days in the comic book world.....Marvel is pretty much dead to me now.
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Male 233
i dont get it ?
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Male 72
drat disney
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Male 587
LOL best bible story ever funny out of all of them this is the one that I have the least trouble believing.
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Female 2,927
disney bought marvel? dear god.
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Male 964
Oh well he was good while he lasted...
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Male 626
I don`t see any Disney reference here at all.
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Male 490
I was unaware that Disney was a Christian organization.
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Male 20,829
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