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Date: 09/01/09 12:00 PM

76 Responses to The Disney-Marvel Comic Merge Has Begun [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Link: The Disney-Marvel Comic Merge Has Begun - Yesterday, Disney bought Marvel Comics. One day later, Disney is already putting their pristine spin on Spider-Man.
  2. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    I was unaware that Disney was a Christian organization.
  3. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    I don`t see any Disney reference here at all.
  4. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Oh well he was good while he lasted...
  5. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    disney bought marvel? dear god.
  6. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    LOL best bible story ever funny out of all of them this is the one that I have the least trouble believing.
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    retrogamer Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    drat disney
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    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    i dont get it ?
  9. Profile photo of proudpartner
    proudpartner Male 13-17
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Yesterday was one of the saddest days in the comic book world.....Marvel is pretty much dead to me now.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    haha HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    that`s awesome.

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    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    lol thts jokes
  12. Profile photo of lolztoomuch
    lolztoomuch Female 13-17
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    actually, even though disney bought marvel, they still dont own the rights to spider man, the hulk, the xmen, or dr doom. i`m pretty sure those are still universal
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Hahaha! I love the "Don`t do drugs" add at the end. :-P
  14. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    IAB is a troll...Just kidding.

    But, what does religion have to do with Disney?

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    xGRiMx Male 13-17
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    September 1, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    i thought they only bought out the movies?
  16. Profile photo of Lucem
    Lucem Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    lol "morning, sunshine! who wants some eggs and bacon?" funniest thing i`ve seen in a long time
  17. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    September 1, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    This isn`t real, is it? It`s a comedy joke bit, right? RIGHT?
  18. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    September 1, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    "I was unaware that Disney was a Christian organization."

    Indeed, quite the opposite: Fundamental Christian groups HATE Disney and call for a boycott of Disney regularly because Disney supports gay rights and has annual "Gay Days" that are even more Gay Friendly than usual.

    That`s one reason I don`t mind giving Disney so much of my money and giving their stuff to my kids. At least they support equal rights.

  19. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    well, that would make the story more believable right?
  20. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Jesus looks kinda pissed there in panel 2.

    J: Myfatherdamnit, Spidey! How am I supposed to be suffering for mankind if you keep doing that?

    S: Aww, shucks Jesus, I just didn`t want you to get a sunburn!

    *insert canned laughter here*

  21. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    What have Disney got to do with Jesus?
  22. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    I am genuinely sad about this deal
  23. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Don`t do drugs!

    Or you could end up writing poo like this, I preferred "iz it cuz I iz black" spidey from a few days back.

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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    "This isn`t real, is it? It`s a comedy joke bit, right? RIGHT?"

    No, Spidy was hanging out with Jesus. It`s fact. Just check all the solid evidence of Jesus.

  25. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
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    September 1, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    Oh wow. Umm i not sure to say.
    and also
    `Jesus looks kinda pissed there in panel 2.`
    Sherlock..... He is nailed to a cross. All spidy does is give him a hat. Id be pretty pissed.
  26. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    Wait...Disney bought Marvel?
  27. Profile photo of kurruskita
    kurruskita Female 30-39
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    September 1, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    ""I was unaware that Disney was a Christian organization."

    Indeed, quite the opposite: Fundamental Christian groups HATE Disney and call for a boycott of Disney regularly because Disney supports gay rights and has annual "Gay Days" that are even more Gay Friendly than usual."

    Yeah, in Spain is now Friday at 09:oo PM on Disney Channel. They call it "Jonas", but I am pretty sure that`s what you are talking about...

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    turbopuppy Male 30-39
    158 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    Seriously. Terrible. Offensive. But I laughed at the eggs and bacon business. God created humor and it is good
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    leesah Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    "Wait...Disney bought Marvel?"

    IDK if they`ve been bought or are just teaming up, but yes it`s true that something between the two is happening. I glanced over it in the paper this morning.

  30. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    September 1, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Whomever wrote this cartoon wasn`t following Spidey`s advice at the end.
  31. Profile photo of Psycholady33
    Psycholady33 Female 18-29
    61 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    "Wait...Disney bought Marvel?"

    Yep, for 4 billion dollars.

  32. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    "Wait...Disney bought Marvel?"

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8230504.stm

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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Just another reason to like DC more.
  34. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Yeah, because Spiderman is over 2000 years old...I don`t know who made this comic, but they`re a friggin tool.
  35. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    jesus: the only white man to be born and raised in the middle east to middle eastern parents, and now hes blonde too!
  36. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    LOL

    Although, it is sad that Disney bought Marvel. We`ll see the next action figures "X-men special series: Happy Princesses" D: Gross

  37. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    *looks at Golkar*

    Sarcasm, right?

    Anyway, that really sucks that Disney bought Marvel. I`m not into comics, but still, one more step towards disney domination.

    And no, for everyone scared of princesses and spider-man forming a crime-fighting friendship, think again: Spider-man will be flinging money at "Rescue-R(m)iley" on their off-time.

  38. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    wow, i would expect this to come home with my kid from sunday school!
  39. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    September 1, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    "jesus: the only white man to be born and raised in the middle east to middle eastern parents, and now hes blonde too!"

    So I`m not the only one who thinks its just outright retarded that people think Jesus was white?

  40. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    jesus wouldn`t eat bacon, he was a jew!
  41. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    i dont get the disney-jesus reference, in fact i believe its stupid, not funny and boring
  42. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    Has Disney seriously bought Marvel?
    Oh shi-
    STAN LEE! SAVE ME!
  43. Profile photo of wobbuvahi
    wobbuvahi Male 13-17
    14 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Kill Bill was a disney movie.
    Marvel`s gonna be okay.
  44. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    So um... did Disney really buy Marvel? F*ck.
  45. Profile photo of howitgoes
    howitgoes Female 13-17
    92 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    Maybe they`ll re-make Spiderman 3 -_-
  46. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
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    September 1, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    Wrong. There is no references to God or Christ in Disney.
  47. Profile photo of Geekazoid94
    Geekazoid94 Male 13-17
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    September 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    Why does Jesus look like a cowboy?
  48. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    "Kill Bill was a Disney movie"

    prove it : P

  49. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    lol i think i should be offended, but it was just so damn funny
  50. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    There are tons of references to God in Disney, more prevelant however are references to the devil as an anthropomorphic pitchfork wielding torturer, and heaven/hell.

    Christ is somewhat absent though as far as I recall.

  51. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    List of films released by a Miramax, subsidary of Disney:

    Reservoir Dogs (released before Disney acquired in 1993), Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Kill Bill, No Country for Old Men, There Will be Blood, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...

  52. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    I hate to say it, but I think IAB has realized that religion is a hot topic. Therefore, they try to include it as much as possible, even when it doesn`t really make sense.
  53. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    What is going to happen to the Punisher? Are they going to do The Punisher Meets Archie movie? *sigh* looks like we won`t see that Punisher Movie where he slaughters a ton of gangsters after some two bit desecrates his family`s grave (it`s not Disney at all, maybe Touchtone).
  54. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    Filipino, did you miss the list of movies released by Miramax, a company owned by Disney?

    Just to name two, Pulp Fiction and No Country for Old Men. I don`t think Marvel will lose its edge.

    Disney has no message, just a bottom line.

  55. Profile photo of kurruskita
    kurruskita Female 30-39
    19 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    You have to distinguish between Disney,the mother of all business corporations, which includes several other companies and trademarks, and Disney the trademark, which traditionally is the factory of Princesses and pink unicorns (although they had to evolve with the times and they`re not that cheesy anymore).

    So, as long as they don`t want to change the name to Disney-Marvel, with an emphasis on the Disney, I guess nothing will change drastically. It`s all about money in the end, and I don`t think they would risk introducing major changes at the existing comics, if they`re working fine.

  56. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    September 1, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    It wont make any difference, Disney is out to make money, violence and fantasy beings - make money, so no, Marvel will still be Marvel
  57. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2009 at 3:52 am
    Um...I know this is fictional and all, and I don`t mean to be a Buzz Killington, but any good Christian (and maybe some of the bad ones) can tell you that Jesus hung on the Cross for about 3 hours. Not "all day and night". But the cartoon was still funny. :D
  58. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    September 2, 2009 at 4:36 am
    "Disney has no message, just a bottom line."

    There`s a thought - in Alien, do you think the evil Corporation is Disney?

  59. Profile photo of wigton
    wigton Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2009 at 4:41 am
    i dont mean to be a buzz killington either but the bible is as fictional as this :D
  60. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    September 2, 2009 at 5:30 am
    0.0.. o.. m.. j..
  61. Profile photo of DaDooode
    DaDooode Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2009 at 5:49 am
    God I`d like spiderman as my pal.
  62. Profile photo of VomitStorm
    VomitStorm Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2009 at 7:11 am
    aryan jesus?
  63. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
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    September 2, 2009 at 7:44 am
    #2: S- Do you like the hat Jesus?
    J- Take me down you moron!

    #3: Same picture without the narrative = very dif interpretation...

  64. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
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    September 2, 2009 at 8:36 am
    DONT DO DRUGS!
    haha this is awesome, i want spiderman as my friend :)
    sorry jesus, we can hang out later :/ haha
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    supersize Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2009 at 8:54 am
    got some weird points to make, one, jesus wont white? he would have been a present day middle eastern. two, when spidey moved the boulder and jesus lies there naked. dont u think he raped him? and three. DONT DO DRUGS WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT spidey NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  66. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    September 2, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Super-Goof finally gets to play with the big boys.
  67. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
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    September 2, 2009 at 11:19 am
    This is just as believable as most of what`s printed in the bible.
  68. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
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    September 2, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    disney should never have bought marvel. that was the worst mistake it could have ever made.
  69. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    I love the cowboy hat Spidy made for Jesus
  70. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    well, there goes any hope of a decent dark marvel movie being made...
  71. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
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    September 3, 2009 at 12:30 am
    Zac Efron will now be playing Iron Man lol
  72. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 3:19 am
    LMAO....I Love this!
  73. Profile photo of M3t4lH34d
    M3t4lH34d Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    Disney bought Marvel? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  74. Profile photo of scotimann
    scotimann Male 40-49
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    September 8, 2009 at 2:41 am
    This is funny, but Disney doesn`t really do anything overtly Christian. Now, if Spidey was the Hunchback of Notre Dame`s pal, that would be awesome!
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    DaisyDope Female 13-17
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    November 11, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    jesus is like, wut.

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