The Angriest Black Man Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

If this guy isn"t happy now, he"s never gonna be happy.
There are 149 comments:
Male 541
"we love Rave!! :D The E is clearly having a completely opposite effect on this fellow!"

lol yeah, turned him into a black man instead of that hot chick who he/she was before drugs.
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Male 162
we love Rave!! :D The E is clearly having a completely opposite effect on this fellow!
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Female 236
also that guy rocks
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Female 236
that one girl is disgustingly thin
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Female 89
Maybe he didn`t like her boobs!
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Female 31
uh I dont think this is a gay pride thing
sorry to break it to ya
but the girl in the back has a pacifier, which means she`s probably on ecstasy. If you dont know, you chew on them cause apparently it feels amazing. also all the girls have "kandy" which are those bead bracelets and you get those (or give them away) for things like light shows, pills, or massages... or cause you made a new friend and just like them.. so this is most likely a rave (and yeah they do start earlier in the day like this)
And they`re totally dressed in rave wear, which is BRIGHT random outfits... and hardly any clothes cause you get so hot when your on E.
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Male 167
Their roosters are bigger than his
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Male 191
maybe it`s not cause they`re all lesbos but because none of them are black?
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Male 528
More ribs than a effin barbeque.
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Female 64
WHOOOO!!!!!! gay pride :D (that girl is rather hot XD)
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Female 3
maybe the fact that it looks to be a gay pride parade has something to do with it...
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Male 20
I am disappoint.
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Male 431
hes the only black person in the pic lol
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Female 52
Shadow, you are completely correct. That girl is definitely a bit underweight. You are not intended to be able to see people`s ribs like that. It`s unhealthy and, well, gross. X-( And lol at Gn0m3.
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Female 362
@ p0l4r21: I am 5`0 and weigh 110 lbs, which is right in the middle of the "normal" section on a BMI calculator. Also, I work out three times a week, so my upper body really has no fat. If I arch my back the way the girl in the picture does, you can barely see the front edge of my ribcage, unless I suck my stomach in as far as I can - and even then my ribs aren`t defined.

Sorry, I don`t mean to be argumentative, but anorexia and the fact that American society tends to idealize women who starve or make themselves sick to look "perfect" annoys me.

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Female 119
it looks like new orleans where all the black guys are angry and all the white girls are naked
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Male 3,631
This really should have been a "Caption if you Can."

"Don`t cry, Leroy. You didn`t receive an invitation because this time, the revelry was PUBLIC!"

Hope that tickled your fancy. Or your lad.

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Male 4,793
OMG THE BLACK DEATH IS COMING!! RUNNNN!!!! oh, and in honor of being a guy.

BEWBS!!!!

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Male 124
If i was the cameraman i would run like hell after taking that picture. He`s like their pimp and he`s goinna CUT YOU!
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Male 703
i was always told prostitute conventions were awesome, just dont think the pimp likes it
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Male 1,918
girls don`t get too skinny or buff or you loose your boobs according to every skinny and buff chick I`ve seen
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Male 3,631
No one would accept his beads. He felt discriminated against.
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Male 504
She is definitely not disgusting skinny. She is hot and like daviomagnifi pointed out her back is arched that`s the only reason her ribs are showing. Virtually any girl that is fit when there back is arched the ribs pop out. If you look at her arms and legs it is obvious she eats.
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Male 599
oh he is angry because he probably lives in florida.
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Male 599
i dont think she`s really as skinny as she looks, she`s streched out and her back is arched making her ribcage look like its popping out.
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Male 74
That girl is disgustingly skinny. Guys, please tell me that you don`t find anorexia hot.

Not at all maam

agreed

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Male 1,093
He was expecting free food. It was the complete opposite.
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Male 83
That girl is disgustingly skinny. Guys, please tell me that you don`t find anorexia hot.

Not at all maam

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Female 362
That girl is disgustingly skinny. Guys, please tell me that you don`t find anorexia hot.
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Male 463
hes not happy because thats a skinny lady
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Female 2,672
they`re all pretty butters.....but that said, bewbies are bewbies at the end of the day
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Female 140
That girl`s ribs make me feel sick D:
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Male 1,361
Maybe he`s like the todd and gets angry at the site of the small lady lumps?
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Male 164
Guys, he`s being hit on the head with a dildo. I wouldn`t be a happy bunny if I was being attacked by a sex toy.
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Female 3,696
bahahahah this got a belly of laughter from me! :D
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Female 961
maybe he`s gay and was just dumped?
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Male 180
Philippic, it`s Notting Hill Carnival.
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Male 420

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Male 46
maybe he is a muslim and saw filthy souls dancing? :p
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Male 660
"I think I figured it out that`s his truck in the back stopped because of the lesbian parade and 4000 pounds of ice cream has just melted which he will now have to pay for!!! :P"

Dallibar: There`s no doubt that`s a problem a thousand lesbians could lick!

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Male 2,510
He`s angry because he`s wearing a shirt with f*cking Paddington bear on it!
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Male 1,704
is this taken here in the UK?

That public toilet in the BG looks like the ones we have.

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Male 25
I think I figured it out that`s his truck in the back stopped because of the lesbian parade and 4000 pounds of ice cream has just melted which he will now have to pay for!!! :P
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Female 126
Why on Earth is he so pissed off? Perhaps he was hoping for scantily clad men? I think he wants bears in harnesses.

I have NO IDEA what they`re celebrating but I`d sure like to be there in the middle of it. I can support almost anything for a few seconds with cheerleaders like this backing it.

@goalie - Still, my tastes just don`t run that skinny. I prefer girls who stretch but don`t wind up looking emaciated when they elongate their torso with their back arched so severely. Leopard is it for me. I`ll admit though, she doesn`t look like she has curves much but that`s just her body structure. Still hot to me. *shrug* The girl behind her in the zebra, too.

Also, I`d love to have seen what you saw. Life is cruel. T-T Living in N Fl sucks. Almost everybody is in the closet.

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Female 18
Nah. That`s a wedgie picking face. XD
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Male 4,014
And if they look starved, it means they are hungry.
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Male 4,014
And I agree with Kaempffe - he`s probably making the face for the camara, because that is a lively scene behind him. However, lady with the ribs has he arms extended above her head - a typical fit person`s ribs will show when they stretch out - mine do, and I am not skinny. The girl has fat on her tummy, its no six pack.

Just enjoy youth.

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Male 4,014
On my first trip to NYC, we went walking all around downtown manhatten, and as we headed north out of some sort of asian town, we walked into this park.

Nice day - we saw this group of three black guys who did this sort of aerobic dancing show, in the park - one of us had seen them on TV before - they were amazing, honestly two hundred people were circled around, giving cash - THEN, all of a sudden, out of the blue -

BOOM - LESBIAN PARADE. I`m talking women with their breasts just gloriously out there for all to see - some fat and nasty, others a beauty to behold. IN A PUBLIC PARK. With children walking around. And no one seemed to care at all.

I have to say, a big ol` lesbian parade on a beautiful sunny summer day would not have me scowling.

I would simply revel in the joy of being alive.

Lastly - yeah, my first reaction was "why say he`s black?"

But now I think, yeah, he is a black guy. So what? He`s pissed!

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Male 2,552
>kaempffe
Agreed.
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Male 516
I wanna go there now!
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Female 126
Visible ribs are not attractive to me, same with protruding pelvic bones. Chick in the leopard is pretty much how I like other women. Thin is great but man, I can`t get hot thinking about somebody who looks starved. Gimme some curves, look fertile and healthy instead of coke-whorish.

That guy seriously looks pissed that these happy kids are in his way. He looks a little TOO pissed off so I think he probably made this face just for the camera. If a bunch of cute girls are dancing mostly naked around me on my way to work, chances are I`ll be smiling, at the very least.

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Female 3,828
lol nice
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Male 2,372
Toronto?
Queen Street?
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Male 9,305
"Am I the only one here who thinks seeing a persons ribs is... A little too skinny? Blech, eat a sandwich."

Goddamn and half the time you kids are screaming for them to put the food DOWN...

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Male 413
Two questions:
Where is this? and
How do I get there?
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Male 1,218
Maybe he`s upset because they`re lesbians. Just guessing due to all the rainbow attire.
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Male 909
Am I the only one here who thinks seeing a persons ribs is... A little too skinny? Blech, eat a sandwich.
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Male 782
Those gypsies are casting an ancient curse on him!
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Male 204
He`s angry cause he has no GF and found out they`re all lesbians.

*grumble grumble mumblegrumble* "Dammit! All I ever get is the fat chicks!"

. . . Either that or he`s gay and they were hitting on him.

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Male 8,300
> opiebreath
> I`d be angry too if every time I saw nipples they turned into I-A-B logos

My Woe-man is standing over me demanding that I let you all know the following: She would be ECSTATIC if her nipples turned into IAB logos, because then they would get more attention from me, apparently.

Methinks I`d tear myself off the comp for now :-)

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Male 1,557
Why is it "angriest black man"? Is there an angrier white man?
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Male 13,630
No, Vinnie Jones is angrier than that
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Male 144
There were plenty of people angrier than Hitler. Hitler just acted.
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Female 23
Oh look, Uma Thurman is cutting in on the action *points to girl in zebra bikini*
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Male 363
Well of course he`s angry.

Their lesbians!

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Male 334
sfcg, if its in san francisco, it could be a gay pride type of parade (note ALL the rainbows?), which means he`s angry at the gay pride.
reverse racism at its finest.
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Male 516
Davric`s comment FTW!
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Male 90
Lol good point daveric makes sense if you think about it. And i like the shopped final comment made me chuckle
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Male 54
"Why does it have to say `angriest black man ever?`, why can`t it just say `angriest man ever?`"

1. Hitler was the angriest man ever.
2. Please, shut up. Describing someone as "black" in no way makes anyone a racist. "African American" is a worse term. He could be Jamaican, he could be British, he could be French. We don`t know that. We know he`s black.

Btw, looks shopped.

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Male 795
This is either the Love Parade or Post Burning Man decompression in San Francisco. I recognize the public toilets. And the angry black man.
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Male 480
ugh..ribs are not sexy
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Female 15,763
I`d be angry too if every time I saw nipples they turned into I-A-B logos.
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Male 1,666
It looks more like a rave-parade judging by the kandi. I gotta find out where this is held, damn.
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Male 144
Why does it have to say "angriest black man ever?" Can`t it just say "angriest man ever?"
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Male 987
"is this a hooker parade? ... a hookade? "
Shut your hooker mouth and pull out your wallet!
Were gonna be spending some money tonight...
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Male 1,347
whoa, just because its a pride parade doesn`t mean he has no chance with those girls, ever heard of bisexuals?
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Male 213
is this a hooker parade? ... a hookade?
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Male 426
the chcik is hot...i would ruin her def. lmao at the black man
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Female 1,682
....if that topless girl is anorexic...i must be like...a stick literally or something o_o I think she looks fine :3

Lol...poor angry black guy.

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Male 8,300
> Camira
> Why so racist iab? Could`nt this have just said "The Angriest Man Ever!". We gotta stop distinguishing race

Well said mate.

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Male 32
Gay?
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Male 541
the girl isn`t anorexic, she`s just slim with her arms raised.
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Male 1,837
"all these chicks and no chicken to be seen..."
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Male 17
wow the topless is anorexic. EW!
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Female 4,376
Someone get that chick a cheesburger. Her ribs are like a xylophone...eek.
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Male 2,591
he looks like he just found out it was a lesbian party
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Female 428
Why even bother censoring what doesn`t seem to be there. Look at her ribs >_<
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Male 354
Worthless skanks.
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Female 241
Why so mad Chad?
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Male 1,815
Look at the wee wittle boobies!
They`re so silly
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Male 25
He just smelt something badddddd, man
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Female 232
Note that the women are all wearing rainbows. He`s pissed because it`s a lesbian parade and he doesn`t have a chance with any of that candy.
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Male 275
it kinda looks shopped
cause a male isn`t encouraging the escape of the boobs and he isn`t drooling and doesn`t look gay
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Female 5
he`s probably upset with the amount of teenage ravers gallivanting around him, thizzing out of their minds. because that looks like love fest to me.
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Male 3,819
Cracker, he`s clearly not homophobic. There are a bunch of white, naked women around him and he has that look on his face? There`s no way he`s straight.

He just made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

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Female 931
LMAO
oh wow
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Female 410
It looks like she is pouring syrup on him. This being a gay pride parade, her lack of assets could mean she is a man. This might make perfect sense actually.
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Male 353
how can he be unhappy in this situation?
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Male 646
Why so racist iab?
Could`nt this have just said "The Angriest Man Ever!".
We gotta stop distinguishing race if we are to reach an egalitarian utopia.
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Female 8
Angriest HOMOPHOBIC* black man ever. Clearly a gay pride event. Unless he`s RACIST and hates WHITES. Even worse, a HOMOPHOBIC, RACIST black man :o
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Female 857
Maybe he`s just mad that they`re all gay.
Or the fact that the half naked girl that`s hitting him with something is really skinny...
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Male 512
I`m assuming the image didn`t post? *sad face*
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Female 310
maybe he`s not into white girls or girls for that matter it does kinda look like a gay pride thing bc of the lots of rainbow-ness
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Male 8,300

Hahahaha Double-Fail FTW! Quick everyone point at ZimAgent7 and do the "nyan nyah na na narr" thing!

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Female 153
Lmfao!!! I`m keeping this picture!! Hilarious!
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Female 15
uncleduck, you made me LOL for a good ten minutes XDDD
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Male 512
Sorry for the double post, image poster was acting weird.

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Male 27
Angriest GAY black man.
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Male 512
Hahaha, Awesome Center Redux face
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Female 1,890
i was expecting a sign that said free chicken and an angry black guy...thanks for keeping it fresh iab!
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Male 302
He still holds a grudge to this day...

What`s the designs on his shirt?

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Male 8,300
> Shellie84
> no wonder he`s pissed, hes surrounded by half naked women who are all lesbians :/

SO??? I don`t know any man who would be unhappy at that :-)

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Male 292
RAVE PARADE!
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Male 8,300
Bluey (the IAB face) and his twin brother were never more happy to get out of the Office for an assignment than this day.
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Male 316
Someone hates white people...
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Male 368
DAMN BITCH STOLE MY POPSICLE!
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Female 4,197
no wonder he`s pissed, hes surrounded by half naked women who are all lesbians :/
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Male 1,590
"if I can count your ribs, you are too thin."

QFT

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Female 271
The first thing I noticed was that girls rib cage, yuck yuck yuck.
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Male 260
No wonder he is angry...there is a siver dildo on his head.
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Male 716
Yeah, looks to me like he`s pissed about the lack of meat on that girl, she basically has no t1ts
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Male 648
if I can count your ribs, you are too thin.
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Male 29
bet ya cant find the anorexic girl
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Male 9,305
DIS MAH FROWNEH FAYCE! GRR!
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Male 388
is that uma thurman???
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Female 172
he`s not happy because it`s the gay pride parade. No, really
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Male 64
looks like its london`s lover parade
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Male 600
he looks like hes pissed and about to go kill someone out of revenge
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Male 1,381
skinny =/= in shape.

ever.

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Male 2,172
primetimekin, he`s not happy because that girl has those i-a-b logos blocking the view. He`s not the only one who`s angry about that.

>:(

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Male 7,933
why the hell would he be angry?
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Male 4,014
Wouldn`t have minded an NSFW notice, what with the topless chick and all...
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Male 4,807
He`s pissed cause..... "Them white ribs have NO MEAT ON `EM!!! this ain`t no buffeh !!!!!!!"
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Male 82
The camera on his hip is out of batteries.
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Female 779
I doubt there are boobs lurking under the censor on that skeleton...
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Female 3,726
Is she trying to make him magically disappear with her magic wand? And why does she have the body of a 10 year old boy? She doesn`t need to cover up something she never had!
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Male 742
Well, it doesn`t appear as if he`s missing out on so much there...
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Male 485
that guys pissed
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Male 360
Haha I wonder what his problem is.
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Male 346
I`d be angry too.

Little bony white women yellin` all over the place.

Eat a sammich!

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Male 592
buh... ahh... waa... i... no... ey...

im crying why waste such a good thing

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Male 15,832
"Maybe he just doesn`t like white women?"

Yeah, sure.

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Male 3,147
I`d be a bit peeved if I had a load of prissy attention whores following me to the pub too.....
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Male 293
Maybe he just doesn`t like white women?
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Male 16
My face looks like that right now because of the IAB censorship.
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Female 1,004
....that chick actually has boobs to censor over all that rib? And I am confused as to what is actually going on here....

Lol`d at that man`s face though. Oh god.

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Male 15,832
Not fat enough!
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Male 173
grrr..
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Male 20,917
Link: The Angriest Black Man Ever! [Pic] [Rate Link] - If this guy isn`t happy now, he`s never gonna be happy.
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