Step 2 on How to C-Punch Your Guy Friends [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

And if you happen to be doing this to a girl, it"s called an Ovarian Delight!
There are 60 comments:
Female 57
IT`S CALLED A FALCON PUNCH IF IT`S FOR GIRLS

get it right!

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Female 3
""pretty sure the ovaries are higher up than that"

so you understand the magnitude of the punch?"

...doesn`t understand female anatomy. this would be like saying to a man that it`s a "kidney delight", which totally misses the epicenter of the pain...

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Female 1,283
If you`re a man, you can already imagine the pain DX
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Female 1,306
haaah! I got this book for my boyfriend a few months ago! XD it`s hilarious.
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Female 151
almost as interesting is the last half of what appears to be step 1:" i think i`ll just crouch down here for no reason,especially not to punch you in the dick."
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Male 3,915
i dunno about that ravensky...i know of at least three girls that have peed themselves just laughing around me....
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Male 194
AHHH The Alphabet of Manliness!!!
love that book
if you have a chance, you should read it...its hilarious
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Male 1,067
"if you hit a guy just right you can make him pee his pants"

I must learn how to do this :O

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Female 106
if you hit a guy just right you can make him pee his pants

it doesn`t work for girls tho. we gots better bladders

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Male 431
im pretty sure thats a HER drkitty
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Female 531
hahahaha look how muscly his arm is
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Female 850
i was severely dissapointed with this book.
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Female 196
ovarian delight?!?!?! thats false advertising right there
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Male 1
If you can you really should pick this book up. Its a quick read, but just because you can`t put it down when you start reading. Maddox is hilarious!
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Male 59
Did anyone else cringe looking at that picture?
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Male 33
I actually HAVE met the guy who wrote it (Maddox) It`s from The Alphabet of Manliness. He happened to be doing a book signing when I went into a Borders in Texas one night. He was surprisingly a very nice, very affable guy. That was a great experience.
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Male 690
lol step 1 says

"or the fail safe `I think I`ll crouch down here for no reason, especially not to punch you in the dick.`"

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Female 151
I think someone`s already written it, but I`ll write it again anyways; this book is The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. It`s amazingly hilarious, go buy it. He also has a website: http://maddox.xmission.com/
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Male 1,704
HAHa quality!
plus luvin the "Ovarian delight"
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Female 673
Well damn, I don`t know about you, but I could sure go for some Ovarian Delight.
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Male 447
"which isn`t a delight so much as a jab to the ovaries". I want to meet the person who wrote this, so I can give them a medal.
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Male 10,440
Punch to the ovaries? F*ck you violent violent people.
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Female 127
Why don`t they just quote the whole page? Or whole section?

I love this book. It`s the most read book in my small, at home library.

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Female 232
I especially like how the book feels it has to explain that fisting is not necessarily a delight to women everywhere LOL
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Male 2,172
taylor_stone, I want to try the move on page 14. Spread your legs I will kick you in the vagina.
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Male 2,688
Anyone familiar with the Falcon Punch Abortion? See the above pic, only yell FALCON PUNCH while doing it to a pregnant girl.
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Male 4,004
"This is from "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox. Known best for his website www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net"

QFT

Seriously though, that is not even remotely close to being the finniest thing in the book.

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Female 15,763
Did anyone else read this as "church your gay friends"?
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Male 1,003
Ah, it`s from that book. What a waste of my 15 dollars.
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Male 166
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some ovarian delight..
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Male 2,619
when yas all grow up ya wont need books on how to be a man.
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Male 485
thats hot
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Female 89
The fact that a person would need to refer to a diagram in order to punch someone in the nuts worries me
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Male 51
This is from Maddox`s The Alphabet of Manliness. I recently picked up a copy of the Extended Version. The original version is red with a man punching a gorilla. The second is blue, but features the same scene. I highly recommend picking it up. It is a highly sensational read.
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Female 528
Someone doesn`t know their female anatomy
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Male 8,302
Another Quality "How Things Work" Children`s Publication from Scholastic.
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Female 1,572
XD wow ouch
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Male 1,093
i was thinking of "c-punch" as "captain falcon punch." I was sadly mistaken
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Male 15,510
So I guess this one is "testicle delight"
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Male 300

I`ve always heard it refered to as a V.P. Vagina Punch
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Male 75
I like the one above it. "the fail safe `I think I`ll crouch down here for no reason, especially not to punch you in the dick.` "
Good stuff.
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Female 107
Ow, im a girl and looking at that even hurts me.
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Female 9,476
lmao nice.
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Male 909
The Ovarian Delight is a headbutt to lower belly, guys. And it`s hardcore as a mug.
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Female 471
ovarian...delight? XD BWAHAHAHAHA
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Female 931
ovarian delight? rofl
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Male 725
My gonads ache just seeing the picture.
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Female 97
"which isn`t a delight so m uch as a jab to the ovaries"
Lol!
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Male 713
"pretty sure the ovaries are higher up than that"

so you understand the magnitude of the punch?

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Female 839
pretty sure the ovaries are higher up than that
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Male 909
"The Alphabet of Manliness changed my life. I`ve been crushing balls and delivering Ovarian Delights ever since" -BasuraBlanca
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Male 69
This is from "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox. Known best for his website www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
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Male 1,381
"i think i`ll crouch down here for no reason, especially not to punch you in the dick."

LOL

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Male 336
"I think I`ll touch down here for no reason, especially not to punch you in the dick."

Wasn`t this from a Shakespeare play?

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Male 25,416
No man deserves a kik in the balls
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Female 10
WTH? Where is this from?
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Male 1,765
last ninja beat me to it. Besides, you get to read a few pages for free in amazon.com, and I think this is one of those pages.
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Male 1,765
This is from the Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. If you liked it buy the whole book. It`s pretty damn funny.
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Male 610
this is a picture out of a book i have. it was written by maddox and is called "the alphabet of manliness". isn`t this a copyright violation or something? i`m pretty sure it is.
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Male 20,178
Link: Step 2 on How to C-Punch Your Guy Friends [Pic] [Rate Link] - And if you happen to be doing this to a girl, it`s called an Ovarian Delight!
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