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Date: 09/27/09 12:02 PM

60 Responses to Step 2 on How to C-Punch Your Guy Friends [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    Link: Step 2 on How to C-Punch Your Guy Friends - And if you happen to be doing this to a girl, it`s called an Ovarian Delight!
  2. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    this is a picture out of a book i have. it was written by maddox and is called "the alphabet of manliness". isn`t this a copyright violation or something? i`m pretty sure it is.
  3. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    This is from the Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. If you liked it buy the whole book. It`s pretty damn funny.
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    last ninja beat me to it. Besides, you get to read a few pages for free in amazon.com, and I think this is one of those pages.
  5. Profile photo of kaylayoe
    kaylayoe Female 13-17
    10 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    WTH? Where is this from?
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    No man deserves a kik in the balls
  7. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    "I think I`ll touch down here for no reason, especially not to punch you in the dick."

    Wasn`t this from a Shakespeare play?

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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    "i think i`ll crouch down here for no reason, especially not to punch you in the dick."

    LOL

  9. Profile photo of PotatoSalad
    PotatoSalad Male 18-29
    69 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    This is from "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox. Known best for his website www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
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    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    "The Alphabet of Manliness changed my life. I`ve been crushing balls and delivering Ovarian Delights ever since" -BasuraBlanca
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    pretty sure the ovaries are higher up than that
  12. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    "pretty sure the ovaries are higher up than that"

    so you understand the magnitude of the punch?

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    Cailin Female 18-29
    97 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    "which isn`t a delight so m uch as a jab to the ovaries"
    Lol!
  14. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    My gonads ache just seeing the picture.
  15. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    ovarian delight? rofl
  16. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    ovarian...delight? XD BWAHAHAHAHA
  17. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    The Ovarian Delight is a headbutt to lower belly, guys. And it`s hardcore as a mug.
  18. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    lmao nice.
  19. Profile photo of DinoAle
    DinoAle Female 18-29
    107 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    Ow, im a girl and looking at that even hurts me.
  20. Profile photo of moogleluvr
    moogleluvr Male 13-17
    75 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    I like the one above it. "the fail safe `I think I`ll crouch down here for no reason, especially not to punch you in the dick.` "
    Good stuff.
  21. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    I`ve always heard it refered to as a V.P. Vagina Punch
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    So I guess this one is "testicle delight"
  23. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    i was thinking of "c-punch" as "captain falcon punch." I was sadly mistaken
  24. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    XD wow ouch
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Another Quality "How Things Work" Children`s Publication from Scholastic.
  26. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Someone doesn`t know their female anatomy
  27. Profile photo of AkaHikage
    AkaHikage Male 18-29
    51 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    This is from Maddox`s The Alphabet of Manliness. I recently picked up a copy of the Extended Version. The original version is red with a man punching a gorilla. The second is blue, but features the same scene. I highly recommend picking it up. It is a highly sensational read.
  28. Profile photo of cha3370
    cha3370 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    The fact that a person would need to refer to a diagram in order to punch someone in the nuts worries me
  29. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    thats hot
  30. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    when yas all grow up ya wont need books on how to be a man.
  31. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
    166 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some ovarian delight..
  32. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Ah, it`s from that book. What a waste of my 15 dollars.
  33. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Did anyone else read this as "church your gay friends"?
  34. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    "This is from "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox. Known best for his website www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net"

    QFT

    Seriously though, that is not even remotely close to being the finniest thing in the book.

  35. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    Anyone familiar with the Falcon Punch Abortion? See the above pic, only yell FALCON PUNCH while doing it to a pregnant girl.
  36. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    taylor_stone, I want to try the move on page 14. Spread your legs I will kick you in the vagina.
  37. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    I especially like how the book feels it has to explain that fisting is not necessarily a delight to women everywhere LOL
  38. Profile photo of NotHerAgain
    NotHerAgain Female 18-29
    127 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Why don`t they just quote the whole page? Or whole section?

    I love this book. It`s the most read book in my small, at home library.

  39. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    Punch to the ovaries? F*ck you violent violent people.
  40. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    "which isn`t a delight so much as a jab to the ovaries". I want to meet the person who wrote this, so I can give them a medal.
  41. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    Well damn, I don`t know about you, but I could sure go for some Ovarian Delight.
  42. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    HAHa quality!
    plus luvin the "Ovarian delight"
  43. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    I think someone`s already written it, but I`ll write it again anyways; this book is The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. It`s amazingly hilarious, go buy it. He also has a website: http://maddox.xmission.com/
  44. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 12:11 am
    lol step 1 says

    "or the fail safe `I think I`ll crouch down here for no reason, especially not to punch you in the dick.`"

  45. Profile photo of kev25811
    kev25811 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 1:54 am
    I actually HAVE met the guy who wrote it (Maddox) It`s from The Alphabet of Manliness. He happened to be doing a book signing when I went into a Borders in Texas one night. He was surprisingly a very nice, very affable guy. That was a great experience.
  46. Profile photo of Bdan
    Bdan Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:08 am
    Did anyone else cringe looking at that picture?
  47. Profile photo of eeeelibloc
    eeeelibloc Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 28, 2009 at 7:34 am
    If you can you really should pick this book up. Its a quick read, but just because you can`t put it down when you start reading. Maddox is hilarious!
  48. Profile photo of Skyler92
    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 10:28 am
    ovarian delight?!?!?! thats false advertising right there
  49. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 10:31 am
    i was severely dissapointed with this book.
  50. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 11:12 am
    hahahaha look how muscly his arm is
  51. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    im pretty sure thats a HER drkitty
  52. Profile photo of ravensky
    ravensky Female 18-29
    106 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    if you hit a guy just right you can make him pee his pants

    it doesn`t work for girls tho. we gots better bladders

  53. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    "if you hit a guy just right you can make him pee his pants"

    I must learn how to do this :O

  54. Profile photo of flipNhigh
    flipNhigh Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    AHHH The Alphabet of Manliness!!!
    love that book
    if you have a chance, you should read it...its hilarious
  55. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    i dunno about that ravensky...i know of at least three girls that have peed themselves just laughing around me....
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    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    almost as interesting is the last half of what appears to be step 1:" i think i`ll just crouch down here for no reason,especially not to punch you in the dick."
  57. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    haaah! I got this book for my boyfriend a few months ago! XD it`s hilarious.
  58. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    If you`re a man, you can already imagine the pain DX
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    n7654321 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    ""pretty sure the ovaries are higher up than that"

    so you understand the magnitude of the punch?"

    ...doesn`t understand female anatomy. this would be like saying to a man that it`s a "kidney delight", which totally misses the epicenter of the pain...

  60. Profile photo of ohstephyy
    ohstephyy Female 18-29
    57 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 12:21 am
    IT`S CALLED A FALCON PUNCH IF IT`S FOR GIRLS

    get it right!

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