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Date: 09/09/09 09:03 AM

55 Responses to So Your Cat Wants a Massage?

  1. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    Link: So Your Cat Wants a Massage? - That one`s too easy.
  2. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:27 am
    I watched for 30 seconds. She`s a nut.
  3. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:35 am
    lazy...if you thought she was a nut after 30 seconds, you should have watched the whole thing, SHE IS AN NUT CASE!!!
  4. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:36 am
    I... I can`t even THINK right now. Had I not seen that I NEVER would have believed it. I mean, Extreme WTF?

    It seems I need to include a few humans in my quest to rid the world of cats. This psycho-bitch is first in line when I start thinning the herd.

    Cats = Suck

  5. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:39 am
    *backs away*
  6. Profile photo of enirroc
    enirroc Female 18-29
    94 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:42 am
    This woman is so much like me....lol....cats just love those cat massages!
  7. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:45 am
    I love cats and all but to go that far wow.
    o___0
    "Remember you can`t fool drool! Mmmmm"
    Why did she switch to a plushie randomly at the end?
  8. Profile photo of johnnyab
    johnnyab Male 18-29
    68 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Wow - this was the best video I`ve seen in a long while, bravo!
  9. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:54 am
    lol you can actually see some agony in the cats eyes at 2:27
    but why did she change between a plushie and a real cat all the time
  10. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:07 am
    Are you serious....

    Someone needs a man....

  11. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:47 am
    Wow - that lady is a FA-REEAK!
  12. Profile photo of enzo213
    enzo213 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:03 am
    I only made it to 0:59, where I frantically mashed the close window button.
    Completely unbearable.
    Big ups to people who can finish this sh*t
  13. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:07 am
    alternative title: What Stacy Does When She`s Bored Out Of Her Damn Mind
  14. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:08 am
    "Caution: Your cat will either enjoy this or not enjoy it."

    Derp, derp, derp!

  15. Profile photo of xXxNatexXx
    xXxNatexXx Male 13-17
    135 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:34 am
    lol, play it over again, only close your eyes and think like a perv xD
  16. Profile photo of klamariie
    klamariie Female 18-29
    1 post
    September 9, 2009 at 11:39 am
    why is elton john telling me how to properly pet my cat?
  17. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    lmao, xXxNatexXx.

    ..I think she drugged the cat before making the video.

  18. Profile photo of The_Sickness
    The_Sickness Male 18-29
    48 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    I don`t think Wrigleys is going to be too happy with her when they find out she ripped off their slogan for Double Mint Gum.
  19. Profile photo of Computron
    Computron Male 30-39
    157 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    2:00 She came. LOL! Kidding aside, my cat love massages.
  20. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    I`ve made cats drool before.
  21. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    MAJOR WHISKER WATCH ALERT

    This lady is insane. I like my cat as much as the next guy, but at least I can read every cat`s body language well enough to know there`s are a few things she did to him, he did not like (especially when she was picking him up)

  22. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    This gives new meaning to the term, "Crazy Cat Lady"
  23. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    zomg, she`s a witch! It clearly shows her cat transformed into a stuffed tiger! You all saw it!

    /tinfoilhat

  24. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    creepy @_@
  25. Profile photo of Vucker
    Vucker Female 18-29
    72 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    I like how she "starts at the base of the rump, rubbing (her) way out and following it to its natural conclusion."

    I DEMAND CAT MASSAGE!

  26. Profile photo of skinnybox
    skinnybox Male 13-17
    168 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    she`s probly got a whip she usess between scenes :0
  27. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    At the chinny chin chin part the cat tlooks majorly pissed. 2.24
    Either that or he`s saying `Yeaaaaa you know i got this hoe under my controll`
  28. Profile photo of MsMichelleJ
    MsMichelleJ Female 13-17
    25 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    "whos the best cat in the united states? its you champer damper! it`s you!"
  29. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    394 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    "use 2 hands to double your pleasure and double your fun!"

    oh yeah, i know that one =)

  30. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    526 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    I have a strange feeling that this was a joke video.
  31. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    394 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    "use 2 hands to double your pleasure and double your fun!"

    oh yeah, i know that one =)

    and eddie izzard knows all about cats, in fact i think he might be the woman in this video...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rryNobB_r...

  32. Profile photo of jle
    jle Male 13-17
    12 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Oh my god, I touched the whiskers, AAAAAAHHH!

    Weird.

  33. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    "if your right handed, use your right hand... or your left hand" paraphrased for your enjoyment.
  34. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    wtf i hate this lady.
  35. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    woah this lady is a trip
  36. Profile photo of bookworm2002
    bookworm2002 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    WTF WTF WTF!!!
  37. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    I kind of want to light her hair on fire.
  38. Profile photo of stupidemail
    stupidemail Male 30-39
    115 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    Who`s the best cat in the United States?
  39. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    "we touch all the time, so why not be the best at it?" That`s my new life motto, ladies and gents. And I owe it all to the cat massage lady.
  40. Profile photo of NurseGrenade
    NurseGrenade Female 18-29
    78 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    Get. Laid.
  41. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    "se two hands to double the pleasure and double the fun." wtf?!
  42. Profile photo of akrominii
    akrominii Male 18-29
    51 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    I know about three pretty cute girls now that are 2-3 years tops away from being this lady. f`ing sad huh?
  43. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    Say NO, to kitty abuse!
  44. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    "you don`t need a pool for this breast-stroking"

    *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

  45. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:34 am
    My cat would claw my face off if I did half this stuff. Then again, my cat hates me, so it`d take my face off for poos and giggles.
  46. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:30 am
    "Use two hands to double the pleasure and double the fun."
    That`s what /SHE/ said. ;D
  47. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:27 am
    "so wrapped up in pleasure she forgets to swallow"

    Hm, not so good.

  48. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:58 am
    Um...I totally get the double entendre here. Massaging your cat = "stroking your pussy". You just need a dirty mind to get this video. ;)
  49. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:18 am
    HAHA when she demonstrates the technique to use on the cats tail, the cat looks up at the camera in such an amusing way!
  50. Profile photo of Drizzle
    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    This is all a euphemism for masturbation. Listen to it with this in mind. It is easily 10x funnier.
  51. Profile photo of brunettebabe
    brunettebabe Female 13-17
    5 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 5:52 am
    LMAO drizzle
  52. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    I think she wants to do that cat.
  53. Profile photo of mystery08
    mystery08 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    double your pleasure, double your fun
  54. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    151 posts
    October 29, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    too great
  55. Profile photo of savoytuffle
    savoytuffle Female 18-29
    74 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    who`s the best cat in the united states? It`s you champer-damp, it`s you!

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