So Your Cat Wants a Massage?

Submitted by: ballaerina 7 years ago in Funny

That one"s too easy.
There are 55 comments:
Female 74
who`s the best cat in the united states? It`s you champer-damp, it`s you!
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Female 150
too great
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Male 160
double your pleasure, double your fun
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Female 376
I think she wants to do that cat.
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Female 5
LMAO drizzle
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Female 199
This is all a euphemism for masturbation. Listen to it with this in mind. It is easily 10x funnier.
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Male 1,704
HAHA when she demonstrates the technique to use on the cats tail, the cat looks up at the camera in such an amusing way!
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Male 976
Um...I totally get the double entendre here. Massaging your cat = "stroking your pussy". You just need a dirty mind to get this video. ;)
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Male 679
"so wrapped up in pleasure she forgets to swallow"

Hm, not so good.

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Male 2,551
"Use two hands to double the pleasure and double the fun."
That`s what /SHE/ said. ;D
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Male 621
My cat would claw my face off if I did half this stuff. Then again, my cat hates me, so it`d take my face off for poos and giggles.
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Male 976
"you don`t need a pool for this breast-stroking"

*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

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Male 438
Say NO, to kitty abuse!
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Male 51
I know about three pretty cute girls now that are 2-3 years tops away from being this lady. f`ing sad huh?
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Female 330
"se two hands to double the pleasure and double the fun." wtf?!
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Female 78
Get. Laid.
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Male 838
"we touch all the time, so why not be the best at it?" That`s my new life motto, ladies and gents. And I owe it all to the cat massage lady.
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Male 115
Who`s the best cat in the United States?
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Male 737
I kind of want to light her hair on fire.
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Male 23
WTF WTF WTF!!!
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Female 3,828
woah this lady is a trip
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Female 1,401
wtf i hate this lady.
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Male 845
"if your right handed, use your right hand... or your left hand" paraphrased for your enjoyment.
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Male 12
Oh my god, I touched the whiskers, AAAAAAHHH!

Weird.

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Male 395
"use 2 hands to double your pleasure and double your fun!"

oh yeah, i know that one =)

and eddie izzard knows all about cats, in fact i think he might be the woman in this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rryNobB_r...

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Female 525
I have a strange feeling that this was a joke video.
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Male 395
"use 2 hands to double your pleasure and double your fun!"

oh yeah, i know that one =)

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Female 25
"whos the best cat in the united states? its you champer damper! it`s you!"
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Male 1,718
At the chinny chin chin part the cat tlooks majorly pissed. 2.24
Either that or he`s saying `Yeaaaaa you know i got this hoe under my controll`
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Male 168
she`s probly got a whip she usess between scenes :0
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Female 72
I like how she "starts at the base of the rump, rubbing (her) way out and following it to its natural conclusion."

I DEMAND CAT MASSAGE!

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Female 414
creepy @_@
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Male 480
zomg, she`s a witch! It clearly shows her cat transformed into a stuffed tiger! You all saw it!

/tinfoilhat

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Male 1,931
This gives new meaning to the term, "Crazy Cat Lady"
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Male 4,004
MAJOR WHISKER WATCH ALERT

This lady is insane. I like my cat as much as the next guy, but at least I can read every cat`s body language well enough to know there`s are a few things she did to him, he did not like (especially when she was picking him up)

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Male 9,306
I`ve made cats drool before.
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Male 157
2:00 She came. LOL! Kidding aside, my cat love massages.
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Male 48
I don`t think Wrigleys is going to be too happy with her when they find out she ripped off their slogan for Double Mint Gum.
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Male 1,647

lmao, xXxNatexXx.

..I think she drugged the cat before making the video.

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Female 1
why is elton john telling me how to properly pet my cat?
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Male 135
lol, play it over again, only close your eyes and think like a perv xD
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Male 2,552
"Caution: Your cat will either enjoy this or not enjoy it."

Derp, derp, derp!

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Male 463
alternative title: What Stacy Does When She`s Bored Out Of Her Damn Mind
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Male 100
I only made it to 0:59, where I frantically mashed the close window button.
Completely unbearable.
Big ups to people who can finish this sh*t
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Female 4,039
Wow - that lady is a FA-REEAK!
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Female 3,727
Are you serious....

Someone needs a man....

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Male 2,005
lol you can actually see some agony in the cats eyes at 2:27
but why did she change between a plushie and a real cat all the time
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Male 68
Wow - this was the best video I`ve seen in a long while, bravo!
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Female 1,572
I love cats and all but to go that far wow.
o___0
"Remember you can`t fool drool! Mmmmm"
Why did she switch to a plushie randomly at the end?
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Female 94
This woman is so much like me....lol....cats just love those cat massages!
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Female 965
*backs away*
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Male 4,594
I... I can`t even THINK right now. Had I not seen that I NEVER would have believed it. I mean, Extreme WTF?

It seems I need to include a few humans in my quest to rid the world of cats. This psycho-bitch is first in line when I start thinning the herd.

Cats = Suck

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Male 163
lazy...if you thought she was a nut after 30 seconds, you should have watched the whole thing, SHE IS AN NUT CASE!!!
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Male 10,440
I watched for 30 seconds. She`s a nut.
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Female 590
Link: So Your Cat Wants a Massage? [Rate Link] - That one`s too easy.
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