Really Bad Luggage Idea [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Unless you like being tackled at the airport and having a gun shoved down your throat, I"d stay away from this suitcase.
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Female 420
Tasteful.
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Male 95
they made that just for airports, love it!
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Female 465
These are at least five years old... My cousin got the handbag version way back when they first came out. Maybe they`re new to the US, I suppose, but normally fads like this travel faster than that :s
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Female 126
"way to be american and ruin everything"
@ rgsupergrove

thanks. america really does suck, and no im not bein` sarcastic

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Male 23
I know it`s far away, but this is going on my Christmas list!

I NEED one of these.

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Female 146
I LOVE those I WANT one!! hah
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Female 253
Wow, way to be jerks fellow Aussies.

themetalhead:
Seriously. Have you been to Eastern Europe? On a train, there are guards THAT CARRY RIFLES who will randomly check your papers and passport... So, no, your claims about the U.S.A are pretty sweeping and ignorant. In fact, there are far more aggressive countries with fewer civil rights.

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Male 9,305
You know...I thought about it for a while. Like REALLY thought about it. Probably too long as I am often told.

This is dangerous not only in this era, but in any era. It`s just more dangerous now because people are even more paranoid than they were ten-twenty years ago.

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Male 895
USA is the only place in the world that used to use airplanes like a friggn bus service, everywhere else always had security. Way to be American and ruin everything, again....
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Female 1,199
@themetalhead - I think they`re pretty bad in the UK as well. I got questioned way more than necessary when I went over there. :/
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Male 820
meh, fable 2 was good, just way to short.
I`ll probably play fable 3,
also, I would buy these
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Female 155
the u.s.a is the only country that would tackle someone and shove a gun down their throat for holding this. anywhere else (most place anyway) would just laugh. u.s.a security and police etc are complete dicks.
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Female 519
I think the luggage company was trying to be witty or clever.
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Female 5,222
at a glance this didnt seem like anything wrong until i took a closer look and noticed the weapons imprint XD
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Female 300
okay a few things here:
1) Fable 2 was an awesome game, no matter how anticlimatic it may have been.
2) I work for the TSA at my local airport, so
a)The bags would be allowed, thier is nothing wrong with them. its only when it is a realistic replica that we even care at all. I have seen fake belt buckle guns on the xray and nobody does anything about it...and they look real, this is just a crappy outline.
b)if a fellow TSO was having a bad day, and decided to hassle them (which is completly understandable since the entire flying public is full of idiots) all they could do is run a test on the bag and pat you down, should not take more than 2 minutes. (unless your really fat...you know who you are)
more than likely we will test the bag, and laugh at you behind your back like we do with everybody else

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Male 1,193
agreed, i`ve been called a sheepie before and i was like wtf?
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Male 1,918
No that`s awesome not bad...Unless they`re idiots the gaurds and stuff will laugh
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Male 71
It takes a super douchebag to use the word "sheeple"
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Female 4,197
A) loved fable 2, cant wait for the 3rd one

B) I really wanna buy one of these suitcases, and yes I would use it in the airport. Not that I fly anywhere, but still...

...flying scares the poo outta me D:

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Male 181
"They should make those with other, more regular items.. Like having the outline of a massive dildo, or like a bunch of fruit.. Now THAT would be cool."
I fail to see how a dildo and a bunch of fruit are more regular than weapons...
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Male 375
Sheeple have been led to believe its illegal to have firearms in checked luggage.

http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/assistant/editorial_1666.shtm

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Female 1,043
jesus, when did this become a fable2 conversation?!
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Male 601
I lol`ed when I looked to see where the Fable 2 stuff started
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Male 976
I`m going to buy one and leave it in the middle of an airport unmanned.
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Female 120
lolwtf ?fable 2?
srsly.
that game actually pwnz. :D
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Male 395
I played Fable 2 to the end AND got allot of the achievements for it. I liked it. It was pretty good.
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Male 394
Oh and, what was so wrong with the ending? O_O
I didnt mind the ending, I mean, you didnt FIGHT Lucien, but where you go back to the farm as a little kid, I thought, was AWESOME. It kinda freaked me out a little bit, but I loved it.
As for the pic again, yeah, airport security cant take a joke. Don`t even try XD
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Male 394
Um....Personally I LOVED Fable II.
I beat it and Im still playing on more characters, I`m also very excited for Fable III.
.....But yeah, Not such a good idea for luggage.
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Male 132
how did this turn into a fable 2 discussion?
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Female 1,412
lol awesome!!!
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Male 104
A friend of mine was recently arrested at an airport for saying, "hi" to his friend Jack.

No joke.

There`s no way you`d get away with this. Not in the developed world, at least.

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Male 137
I decided NOT to beat Fable 2 in 2 days by buying clothes, becoming a real estate agent, getting married, doing sidequests, killing bandits, getting married, collecting gold, getting married...
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Female 459
I played until the very end and loved every bit of fable 2, thank you. What was wrong with it?

And how did this subject get brought up in a comments section about a pic of weapon-shaped suitcases?

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Female 365
If i didn`t run the risk of being tackled and my luggage destroyed... i would so buy this bag.
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Male 463
thank you mr. stone, and fable 2 isn`t the worst game. i do admit that confronting lucien was anticlimactic (jack of blades in the original fable was awesome), overall fable 2 was a bit interesting
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Male 308
"Evanking, Fable 2 was the worst game ANYONE can play."

WRONG, E.T. was the worst game anyone could play.

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Male 2,688
Evanking, Fable 2 was the worst game ANYONE can play. And anyone who disagrees hasnt played to the end yet. Every time I see that "Never play a bad game" commercial for Gamefly, I am sickly reminded of how I spent $30 buying Fable 2, beat it in 2 days, and wanted to bleach my eyes when I reached the ending. (I DO, however, appreciate the Balverine reference nomorecheese.)
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Male 689
OH MAN fable 2 was the worst game i`ve ever played
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Male 2,159
I imagine this being bought mostly by people who think they`re cool in so doing. I do like them though.

I love BBQ`s idea. "No no, it`s a space for my rare banana variation! Honestly!"

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Male 463
About as inconspicuous as a balverine in a nursery.

For those of who who don`t understand that, I got it from Fable 2. (a description of a bright orange dye)

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Male 204
I got pulled aside and questioned for half an hour at the airport once. I met my dad there to see a cousin off. I had had a burrito in the the fridge at home and ate it before going to the airport. The brand of the burrito was "The Bomb".

I was coming through the door and he asked from across the lobby: "Did you eat anything?"
Me(absent mindedly): "Yeah. I went home and grabbed The Bomb."

My cousin laughed so hard as three agents came out of the crowd that they decided to question him too. He was in there less than five minutes, followed by my dad at ten minutes. My interview concluded when one of the agents returned from a gas station with a "The Bomb", verifying my claim.

That was in 1997. I`d probably get tackled these days. =}

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Male 3,425
"Christ on a cracker, thats just asking for a Internal"

Why do you think I`m buying one? Heheheh, heheheheheh.

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Female 271
Brilliant. Though I`d just use it for holidays when I`m travelling by car or train :-P
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Male 52
"I fail at seeing what the problem is. After the baggage is scanned, and the scanner sees nothing, then what`s the big deal?"

Isn`t it a bit like joking about having a bomb while checking in your bags? There is no room for gags in this hyper sensitive, humorless world of airport security.

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Male 2,229
I fail at seeing what the problem is. After the baggage is scanned, and the scanner sees nothing, then what`s the big deal?
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Male 467
They should make those with other, more regular items.. Like having the outline of a massive dildo, or like a bunch of fruit.. Now THAT would be cool.
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Male 282
Oh, the things people will waste their money on!
The images are obviously molded into the case, so I fail to see the security problems. HOWEVER, with the overzealousness of some security personnel, it would be the same as yelling "bomb" in the airport.
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Male 13,630
Christ on a cracker, thats just asking for a Internal
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Male 3,058
I agree with Cajun247... anyone dumb enough to try to use one of these as a carry-on bag deserves whatever extra "attention" airport security decides to give them.
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Female 67
I`d buy it, cos i`m warped like that! Then i`d make my partner carry it hahahahah
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Male 814
"At least you met met new people because of this."

Yep! Also remember to arrive at the airport at least 5 hours ahead of time, instead of the generally recommended 3 hours, as your screening process will be very thorough.

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Female 9,572
At least you met met new people because of this.
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Female 1,001
They should have made one that looked like you were carrying more than 100ml of liquid...

You`d definately be arrested...

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Male 1,051
The person who buys this and uses it, is truly brave.
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Male 2,552
Ha! I want `em! Great conversation-starter with the security guards, I imagine.
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Male 10,855
That`s just asking for trouble.
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Male 814
does it come in a rolling duffel bag?
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Female 2,672
lol
pretty funy, the gun one is cool
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Female 60
I see the artistic/crossing the line ideas behind it, but the whole concept..stupid when carried out, and stupid to anyone that would carry it around in an airport.
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Male 1,406
Wow, uh... I`m not sure exactly why someone would want to buy that.
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Female 428
Pretty neat, actually. Except for the whole security thing, much as I do love getting pepper sprayed...not.
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Male 20,917
Link: Really Bad Luggage Idea [Pic] [Rate Link] - Unless you like being tackled at the airport and having a gun shoved down your throat, I`d stay away from this suitcase.
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