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Date: 09/08/09 06:00 AM

62 Responses to Really Bad Luggage Idea [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 8, 2009 at 6:40 am
    Link: Really Bad Luggage Idea - Unless you like being tackled at the airport and having a gun shoved down your throat, I`d stay away from this suitcase.
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    seeks_love Female 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 6:50 am
    Pretty neat, actually. Except for the whole security thing, much as I do love getting pepper sprayed...not.
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 6:59 am
    Wow, uh... I`m not sure exactly why someone would want to buy that.
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    melisswoog Female 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 7:05 am
    I see the artistic/crossing the line ideas behind it, but the whole concept..stupid when carried out, and stupid to anyone that would carry it around in an airport.
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 7:07 am
    lol
    pretty funy, the gun one is cool
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    Spirithound Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 7:09 am
    does it come in a rolling duffel bag?
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 7:18 am
    That`s just asking for trouble.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 7:25 am
    Ha! I want `em! Great conversation-starter with the security guards, I imagine.
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    draquoir Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 7:28 am
    The person who buys this and uses it, is truly brave.
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:36 am
    They should have made one that looked like you were carrying more than 100ml of liquid...

    You`d definately be arrested...

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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 7:42 am
    At least you met met new people because of this.
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    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:46 am
    "At least you met met new people because of this."

    Yep! Also remember to arrive at the airport at least 5 hours ahead of time, instead of the generally recommended 3 hours, as your screening process will be very thorough.

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    Jane_uk Female 30-39
    67 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:00 am
    I`d buy it, cos i`m warped like that! Then i`d make my partner carry it hahahahah
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    September 8, 2009 at 8:03 am
    I agree with Cajun247... anyone dumb enough to try to use one of these as a carry-on bag deserves whatever extra "attention" airport security decides to give them.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:11 am
    Christ on a cracker, thats just asking for a Internal
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    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:17 am
    Oh, the things people will waste their money on!
    The images are obviously molded into the case, so I fail to see the security problems. HOWEVER, with the overzealousness of some security personnel, it would be the same as yelling "bomb" in the airport.
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    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:33 am
    They should make those with other, more regular items.. Like having the outline of a massive dildo, or like a bunch of fruit.. Now THAT would be cool.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    September 8, 2009 at 8:45 am
    I fail at seeing what the problem is. After the baggage is scanned, and the scanner sees nothing, then what`s the big deal?
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    warpedo Male 30-39
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    September 8, 2009 at 10:06 am
    "I fail at seeing what the problem is. After the baggage is scanned, and the scanner sees nothing, then what`s the big deal?"

    Isn`t it a bit like joking about having a bomb while checking in your bags? There is no room for gags in this hyper sensitive, humorless world of airport security.

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    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:13 am
    Brilliant. Though I`d just use it for holidays when I`m travelling by car or train :-P
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:17 am
    "Christ on a cracker, thats just asking for a Internal"

    Why do you think I`m buying one? Heheheh, heheheheheh.

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    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:22 am
    I got pulled aside and questioned for half an hour at the airport once. I met my dad there to see a cousin off. I had had a burrito in the the fridge at home and ate it before going to the airport. The brand of the burrito was "The Bomb".

    I was coming through the door and he asked from across the lobby: "Did you eat anything?"
    Me(absent mindedly): "Yeah. I went home and grabbed The Bomb."

    My cousin laughed so hard as three agents came out of the crowd that they decided to question him too. He was in there less than five minutes, followed by my dad at ten minutes. My interview concluded when one of the agents returned from a gas station with a "The Bomb", verifying my claim.

    That was in 1997. I`d probably get tackled these days. =}

  23. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:27 am
    About as inconspicuous as a balverine in a nursery.

    For those of who who don`t understand that, I got it from Fable 2. (a description of a bright orange dye)

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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 10:30 am
    I imagine this being bought mostly by people who think they`re cool in so doing. I do like them though.

    I love BBQ`s idea. "No no, it`s a space for my rare banana variation! Honestly!"

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    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:22 am
    OH MAN fable 2 was the worst game i`ve ever played
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    September 8, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    Evanking, Fable 2 was the worst game ANYONE can play. And anyone who disagrees hasnt played to the end yet. Every time I see that "Never play a bad game" commercial for Gamefly, I am sickly reminded of how I spent $30 buying Fable 2, beat it in 2 days, and wanted to bleach my eyes when I reached the ending. (I DO, however, appreciate the Balverine reference nomorecheese.)
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    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    "Evanking, Fable 2 was the worst game ANYONE can play."

    WRONG, E.T. was the worst game anyone could play.

  28. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    thank you mr. stone, and fable 2 isn`t the worst game. i do admit that confronting lucien was anticlimactic (jack of blades in the original fable was awesome), overall fable 2 was a bit interesting
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    Sporx Female 13-17
    365 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    If i didn`t run the risk of being tackled and my luggage destroyed... i would so buy this bag.
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    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    I played until the very end and loved every bit of fable 2, thank you. What was wrong with it?

    And how did this subject get brought up in a comments section about a pic of weapon-shaped suitcases?

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    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    I decided NOT to beat Fable 2 in 2 days by buying clothes, becoming a real estate agent, getting married, doing sidequests, killing bandits, getting married, collecting gold, getting married...
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    The_Freekill Male 13-17
    104 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    A friend of mine was recently arrested at an airport for saying, "hi" to his friend Jack.

    No joke.

    There`s no way you`d get away with this. Not in the developed world, at least.

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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    lol awesome!!!
  34. Profile photo of Noodlez
    Noodlez Male 13-17
    132 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    how did this turn into a fable 2 discussion?
  35. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    Um....Personally I LOVED Fable II.
    I beat it and Im still playing on more characters, I`m also very excited for Fable III.
    .....But yeah, Not such a good idea for luggage.
  36. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Oh and, what was so wrong with the ending? O_O
    I didnt mind the ending, I mean, you didnt FIGHT Lucien, but where you go back to the farm as a little kid, I thought, was AWESOME. It kinda freaked me out a little bit, but I loved it.
    As for the pic again, yeah, airport security cant take a joke. Don`t even try XD
  37. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    I played Fable 2 to the end AND got allot of the achievements for it. I liked it. It was pretty good.
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    microxscream Female 13-17
    120 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    lolwtf ?fable 2?
    srsly.
    that game actually pwnz. :D
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    September 8, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    I`m going to buy one and leave it in the middle of an airport unmanned.
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    npdarren Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    I lol`ed when I looked to see where the Fable 2 stuff started
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    daisy822 Female 13-17
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    September 8, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    jesus, when did this become a fable2 conversation?!
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    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Sheeple have been led to believe its illegal to have firearms in checked luggage.

    http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/assistant/editorial_1666.shtm

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    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
    181 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    "They should make those with other, more regular items.. Like having the outline of a massive dildo, or like a bunch of fruit.. Now THAT would be cool."
    I fail to see how a dildo and a bunch of fruit are more regular than weapons...
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    A) loved fable 2, cant wait for the 3rd one

    B) I really wanna buy one of these suitcases, and yes I would use it in the airport. Not that I fly anywhere, but still...

    ...flying scares the poo outta me D:

  45. Profile photo of dannyseven
    dannyseven Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    It takes a super douchebag to use the word "sheeple"
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
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    September 8, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    No that`s awesome not bad...Unless they`re idiots the gaurds and stuff will laugh
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    agreed, i`ve been called a sheepie before and i was like wtf?
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    smurfette69 Female 18-29
    300 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    okay a few things here:
    1) Fable 2 was an awesome game, no matter how anticlimatic it may have been.
    2) I work for the TSA at my local airport, so
    a)The bags would be allowed, thier is nothing wrong with them. its only when it is a realistic replica that we even care at all. I have seen fake belt buckle guns on the xray and nobody does anything about it...and they look real, this is just a crappy outline.
    b)if a fellow TSO was having a bad day, and decided to hassle them (which is completly understandable since the entire flying public is full of idiots) all they could do is run a test on the bag and pat you down, should not take more than 2 minutes. (unless your really fat...you know who you are)
    more than likely we will test the bag, and laugh at you behind your back like we do with everybody else

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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    at a glance this didnt seem like anything wrong until i took a closer look and noticed the weapons imprint XD
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    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    I think the luggage company was trying to be witty or clever.
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    themetalhead Female 13-17
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    September 8, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    the u.s.a is the only country that would tackle someone and shove a gun down their throat for holding this. anywhere else (most place anyway) would just laugh. u.s.a security and police etc are complete dicks.
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    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    meh, fable 2 was good, just way to short.
    I`ll probably play fable 3,
    also, I would buy these
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    @themetalhead - I think they`re pretty bad in the UK as well. I got questioned way more than necessary when I went over there. :/
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    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2009 at 12:02 am
    USA is the only place in the world that used to use airplanes like a friggn bus service, everywhere else always had security. Way to be American and ruin everything, again....
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2009 at 12:52 am
    You know...I thought about it for a while. Like REALLY thought about it. Probably too long as I am often told.

    This is dangerous not only in this era, but in any era. It`s just more dangerous now because people are even more paranoid than they were ten-twenty years ago.

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    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:19 am
    Wow, way to be jerks fellow Aussies.

    themetalhead:
    Seriously. Have you been to Eastern Europe? On a train, there are guards THAT CARRY RIFLES who will randomly check your papers and passport... So, no, your claims about the U.S.A are pretty sweeping and ignorant. In fact, there are far more aggressive countries with fewer civil rights.

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    Fairienyte Female 18-29
    146 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:20 am
    I LOVE those I WANT one!! hah
  58. Profile photo of Oliman08
    Oliman08 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    I know it`s far away, but this is going on my Christmas list!

    I NEED one of these.

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    turtledude11 Female 13-17
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    September 10, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    "way to be american and ruin everything"
    @ rgsupergrove

    thanks. america really does suck, and no im not bein` sarcastic

  60. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 2:47 am
    These are at least five years old... My cousin got the handbag version way back when they first came out. Maybe they`re new to the US, I suppose, but normally fads like this travel faster than that :s
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    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 1:36 am
    they made that just for airports, love it!
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    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
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    September 15, 2009 at 8:39 am
    Tasteful.

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