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Date: 09/01/09 12:04 PM

33 Responses to Rape Van Conversion Kit, New for 2010 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Link: Rape Van Conversion Kit, New for 2010 - This awful van conversion kit is great for the degenerate on the go who doesn`t have lots of time to dispose of the body
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    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    It would be great to take a nap in during a long road trip.
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    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    mmmm kay
  4. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    geee, thts depressing to see
  5. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Coffin equals rape? Anyway whats the big deal it`s just a wooden box.
  6. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Fancy, were you raped in a coffin at any point in your life? It`s okay, we won`t judge you.
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    SmokyBuds420 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Spambot, I think the idea is they`re going to rape you, then proceed to kill you.
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    I think i would be happier being in the coffin rather than the rape van.
  9. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    I would say "Baby, two-for-one special here-- get a free "ride" then when you got enough of that you get a free trip to the cemetery with your own special little box. No cost!" LOLLOL ;-O
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    fireflystare Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    The point isn`t that you`ll be raped because there`s a coffin. Without the coffin, it`s a rape van. With the coffin, it`s a conversion.
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    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    This is the first time I`ve ever said this on IAB:

    I disapprove of this post.

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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    The regular hearse broke down im assuming and they didn`t have racq?
  13. Profile photo of howitgoes
    howitgoes Female 13-17
    92 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    This reminds me of a hearse I saw once that said "You stab `em, we slab `em!" on the back.
    And the number was like 1800YRUDEAD o.O
  14. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    I laugh in shame.
  15. Profile photo of LoNgShOt420
    LoNgShOt420 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    Don`t laugh at my death wish...the people that laughed are dead in the van...
  16. Profile photo of SmokyBuds420
    SmokyBuds420 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    LoL, howitgoes, my friend used to answer the phone that way. He`d say "Tony`s mortuary. You kill `em, we chill `em." Not the same words, but almost...
    Needless to say, the telemarketers always hung up.
  17. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    There`s also `chris`s cremations; you kill em, we grill em`
  18. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    Shouldn`t this be the murder van conversion kit? I...hell I don`t even know anymore.
  19. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    For those rapists who wish to keep that special someone close.....
  20. Profile photo of doodlefuq
    doodlefuq Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    i want the van.
  21. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 1:23 am
    What`s the difference between toxic waste and dead hookers?

    There`s isn`t any toxic waste buried in my backyard.

  22. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 2:48 am
    wait.. is this in england?
  23. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 3:10 am
    @philippic: It certainly looks like it from the number plates. I`m pretty sure it`s UK.
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    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 3:29 am
    Yup, that`s the UK alright. Can`t you tell by the dreary shades of grey?
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 3:44 am
    This is similar to Lion`s post:

    What`s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

    You can`t make a vitamin.

    *rimshot*

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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 4:54 am
    Too soon for MJ jokes? Perhaps Pedobear has less time to dilly-dally.

    "Yup, that`s the UK alright. Can`t you tell by the dreary shades of grey?"

    No. Well, a bit. But I guessed UK because of all the English no. plates and the Europe-only Ford Transit .

  27. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 5:30 am
    >>;
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    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 6:32 am
    MykeUK "Yup, that`s the UK alright. Can`t you tell by the dreary shades of grey?"

    I just LMAO right there mate

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    VomitStorm Male 18-29
    97 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:14 am
    luckily, i live near a canal
  30. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 9:52 am
    I think it`s UK, the reg. plate on the silver car is british.
  31. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    the brits are INSANE
  32. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    Lovely, this will make my job so much easier.

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