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38 Responses to Questionable Bumper Sticker of the Day [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 8:26 am
    Link: Questionable Bumper Sticker of the Day - Your airbag, eh? Is that covered on your insurance policy?
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    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 9:18 am
    i assume this guy is a christian surfer
  3. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 9:31 am
    just the image of a bearded dude in a robe popping out of the steering wheel is good enough
  4. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Wait, JESUS is stuffed into that chicks steering wheel? GET HIM OUT! He`s supposed to be saving the world for Christ sake.
  5. Profile photo of NerdBurger
    NerdBurger Female 13-17
    87 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 9:36 am
    Something about the combination of a a few of those makes me hope this is a communal car...
  6. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 9:42 am
    no, no not THAT Jesus. The illegal imigrant found meaningful work. Office a bit cramped though.
  7. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 9:54 am
    ``Jesus is my airbag``
    which is all fine and dandy, until you stall on a rail crossing..
    At which point, Jesus will shrug, and suggest to you ``Sh*t happens``
  8. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 10:22 am
    My stomach is MY airbag LOL ;-)
  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 10:22 am
    Get stoked.. LOL

    oh I get itnow, its the Jesus one. Doh

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 10:43 am
    I`d like to test that guys faith. It`s like that story of the nun who stood in traffic because she believed God would save her from death. He didn`t.
  11. Profile photo of Bard
    Bard Male 18-29
    138 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 10:59 am
    Rear-facing child safety seats should NEVER be placed in the front seat of vehicles with passenger Jesus bags. The impact of a deploying Jesus bag on a rear-facing child safety seat can result in death or serious injury to the child.
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    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 11:25 am
    So if Jesus is your airbag is Moses your brakes?
  13. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Oh well if you really believe that soon you will be with Jesus
  14. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    If Jesus were alive today, he would say "for my Dad`s sake, have some common sense and use a real airbag! I don`t help until AFTER you`re dead!"
  15. Profile photo of cubex
    cubex Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    does nobody notice that there is something strange in the low left corner? behind the bumper sticks.
  16. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    hmmmmm

    peenie in the bottom left corner???

    i think so. sneaky, iab.

  17. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    OMGPENIS!
  18. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Uh, some people need to get their eyes checked. . . Or get a larger monitor. . . Or get their minds out of the gutter. ;-)

    Tis not a penis, it`s one of those fuzzy things you put on a seatbelt to keep it from chafing your neck.

  19. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    "Tis not a penis, it`s one of those fuzzy things you put on a seatbelt to keep it from chafing your neck."

    Wait... then what is a penis?

  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    Does Jesus include his penis?
  21. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    actually thought they had an IAB sticker on there too..

    doi

  22. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    In what looks like a Mk 1 golf Polo, you gonna need all the holy help you want in a crash
  23. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    so... he breaks your fingers at times?
  24. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    Hey wait, Cocoa beach surf company? this is where my grandmother lives XD
  25. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    Hmmm yes the "Get Stoked." is very questionable, and that little head
  26. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    this could be a mild mind drat from the penis
  27. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    Jesus explodes in her face during front end collisions.
  28. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    soooo if jesus is your airbag your car must have been built before 1971......good luck in a crash motha fudgea
  29. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:23 am
    the best one Ive seen was a little tiny one that you had to get right up close to read .It said "nosy little f*cker aren`t you?".My neighbor has one that says unless your a hemorrhoid get off my ass ,does that mean if you are one she wants a hemorrhoid on her ass ?
  30. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 2:35 am
    *looks at Negative One*

    I`m not supposed to laugh at that. But I did.

    I`m sorry Jesus. :)

  31. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 3:42 am
    LOL Negative_One
  32. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:25 am
    you`ll realise Jesus isn`t very safe when you find your skull in bedded into your steering wheel.
  33. Profile photo of TehTy
    TehTy Male 13-17
    112 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:23 am
    I wonder what will happen when that person gets in a car crash.
  34. Profile photo of Ace2309
    Ace2309 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    That makes sense.
  35. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    Lmao, nice Negative_One. lol
  36. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    this is stupid
  37. Profile photo of michael24895
    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 2:38 am
    alot of bunper stickers dont you think?
  38. Profile photo of supersassyk8
    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    I have those dice in my car ... and now you know!

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