Questionable Bumper Sticker of the Day [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in

Your airbag, eh? Is that covered on your insurance policy?
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Female 403
I have those dice in my car ... and now you know!
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Male 95
alot of bunper stickers dont you think?
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Male 1,485
this is stupid
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Male 1,059
Lmao, nice Negative_One. lol
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Male 330
That makes sense.
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Male 112
I wonder what will happen when that person gets in a car crash.
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Male 2,510
you`ll realise Jesus isn`t very safe when you find your skull in bedded into your steering wheel.
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Female 182
LOL Negative_One
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Female 459
*looks at Negative One*

I`m not supposed to laugh at that. But I did.

I`m sorry Jesus. :)

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Female 864
the best one Ive seen was a little tiny one that you had to get right up close to read .It said "nosy little f*cker aren`t you?".My neighbor has one that says unless your a hemorrhoid get off my ass ,does that mean if you are one she wants a hemorrhoid on her ass ?
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Male 1,375
soooo if jesus is your airbag your car must have been built before 1971......good luck in a crash motha fudgea
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Male 2,582
Jesus explodes in her face during front end collisions.
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Female 1,890
this could be a mild mind drat from the penis
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Male 1,918
Hmmm yes the "Get Stoked." is very questionable, and that little head
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Male 308
Hey wait, Cocoa beach surf company? this is where my grandmother lives XD
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Male 1,837
so... he breaks your fingers at times?
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Male 13,626
In what looks like a Mk 1 golf Polo, you gonna need all the holy help you want in a crash
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Male 1,704
actually thought they had an IAB sticker on there too..

doi

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Female 9,494
Does Jesus include his penis?
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Male 418
"Tis not a penis, it`s one of those fuzzy things you put on a seatbelt to keep it from chafing your neck."

Wait... then what is a penis?

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Male 204
Uh, some people need to get their eyes checked. . . Or get a larger monitor. . . Or get their minds out of the gutter. ;-)

Tis not a penis, it`s one of those fuzzy things you put on a seatbelt to keep it from chafing your neck.

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Male 2,125
OMGPENIS!
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Female 1,413
hmmmmm

peenie in the bottom left corner???

i think so. sneaky, iab.

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Male 14
does nobody notice that there is something strange in the low left corner? behind the bumper sticks.
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Male 3,842
If Jesus were alive today, he would say "for my Dad`s sake, have some common sense and use a real airbag! I don`t help until AFTER you`re dead!"
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Female 241
Oh well if you really believe that soon you will be with Jesus
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Male 308
So if Jesus is your airbag is Moses your brakes?
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Male 138
Rear-facing child safety seats should NEVER be placed in the front seat of vehicles with passenger Jesus bags. The impact of a deploying Jesus bag on a rear-facing child safety seat can result in death or serious injury to the child.
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Male 3,425
I`d like to test that guys faith. It`s like that story of the nun who stood in traffic because she believed God would save her from death. He didn`t.
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Male 4,807
Get stoked.. LOL

oh I get itnow, its the Jesus one. Doh

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Male 228
My stomach is MY airbag LOL ;-)
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Male 13,626
``Jesus is my airbag``
which is all fine and dandy, until you stall on a rail crossing..
At which point, Jesus will shrug, and suggest to you ``Sh*t happens``
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Female 2,509
no, no not THAT Jesus. The illegal imigrant found meaningful work. Office a bit cramped though.
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Female 87
Something about the combination of a a few of those makes me hope this is a communal car...
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Male 4,594
Wait, JESUS is stuffed into that chicks steering wheel? GET HIM OUT! He`s supposed to be saving the world for Christ sake.
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Female 961
just the image of a bearded dude in a robe popping out of the steering wheel is good enough
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Male 463
i assume this guy is a christian surfer
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Female 1,780
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