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Date: 09/16/09 11:06 AM

91 Responses to Parents Soon Find Out Daughter is Grown Up [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:50 am
    Link: Parents Soon Find Out Daughter is Grown Up - Take that, nosy parents!
  2. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:58 am
    hahaha get outta my stuff!
  3. Profile photo of bro_storm
    bro_storm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:58 am
    i love her and want to meet her. that is all
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:59 am
    Baw Haa haa, either her vibrator looks like shoes or she stores it in the box?? (pun)
  5. Profile photo of greggpethers
    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:07 am
    she`s cool.
  6. Profile photo of bigjames02
    bigjames02 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:34 am
    +1 to a1butcher. Well done...I`ll have to use that.
  7. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:00 am
    Ha, i do sometimes worry that if i died suddenly my mum might find my dildo...its got so many war wounds too...o god >.<
  8. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:05 am
    Oh wow.
  9. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:41 am
    i can`t tell if this is awesome or awful
  10. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:50 am
    War wounds... I`m not sure if that`s described as kinky or violent.

    Probably both.

  11. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:50 am
    If you don`t like it, move out. This ain`t the Hilton dear daughter...
  12. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Yeah, war wounds? WHat size engine you got on that baby anyway?
  13. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:58 am
    "Ha, i do sometimes worry that if i died suddenly my mum might find my dildo...its got so many war wounds too...o god >.<"

    War wounds? Time to buy a new dildo lol

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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:08 am
    "Ha, i do sometimes worry that if i died suddenly my mum might find my dildo...its got so many war wounds too...o god >.<"
    War wounds? WAR WOUNDS?!?!?
  15. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:42 am
    ¬.¬ I appear to have embarrassed myself. By `war wounds` i mean...like...where my nails have dug in...or where its started to split slightly. Its not particularly old or anything...its just sometimes...one is more vigorous...I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU PEOPLE!.
  16. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:47 am
    NICE! XD

    I hate manipulative and snoopy parents. It loses all respect for them for years.

  17. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:52 am
    I don`t hide my sex toys properly =/

    One`s on the shelf above my computer.

  18. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 10:59 am
    My mother doesn`t give even half of a poo about it, but I worry about the day that I have to move out and somehow pack up my COLLECTION of toys.
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 10:59 am
    Sometimes it works the other way around...

    *rocks back and forth in the corner sobbing*

    OH GOD THE TOYS, THE TOYS!

  20. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3044 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 11:17 am
    I can relate to this... My mother came to visit me once, and I caught her in my bedroom searching through my things...

    ... I was 31 at the time.

    She hasn`t been allowed to set foot in my house since. Nido is correct in his assessment, it totally killed my relationship with my parents.

  21. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 11:25 am
    she needs a life.
  22. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 11:38 am
    =) nice
  23. Profile photo of PRoPAiN
    PRoPAiN Male 30-39
    33 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 11:49 am
    I`m inclined to wonder what my parents would do if they found our strap-on. I think my parents thought I was gay until I married a woman, so finding that should mess with then fairly badly.
  24. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 11:59 am
    Happened to an ex of mine. Only, she had her stuff hidden under her bed in a lockbox in her own apartment. Her mother was visiting for a week. My ex came home from work to find the stuff and her mom crying in the living room saying that her father was on the way and that they were going to have a "little talk" when he got there about her life choices. When she was 24.
    Her mom ended up on the next flight out.
  25. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    >Nidonemo
    I hear you, am in the same seat as her... but from the male perspective.
    You`d be amazed at how high the eyebrows of a parent can go when they find condoms in your room. >.<
  26. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Haha nice.
    It reminds of the time my mum went through my brother`s wallet when he was 16. That was a fun day.
  27. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Stupid & fake. If she`s so mature and grown up, why would she still living at home, subject to her parents going through her things like a 14 year old? More internet dumbness.
  28. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    Bear... You sound interesting. Perhaps we should speak outside of IAB...

    *Cough* Naw, IAB isn`t a dating website. And Rifter... Her mother needs to get railed.

    And I don`t mean sexually. I mean a railspike through the skull. That`s just stupid. And stupid people are stupid.

  29. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    ahahaha <3
  30. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    revdrdark - That crossed my mind too
  31. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    retarded
    stoopid girl, stoopid parents
    BS
  32. Profile photo of gargamel314
    gargamel314 Male 30-39
    80 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    i read an article recently saying that 40% of adults between 18-30 are living at home with parents - a byproduct of economical problems the US is facing these days. I think i would have as well, had my sister not beaten me to it when i graduated college for a few years, but i am glad i did not!
  33. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    revdrdark- Maybe she has trouble finding a job? Getting a house? Getting on her feet? *shrugs*
    Just because they still live at home doesn`t mean she isn`t grown-up enough.
    Though, I`m not saying your wrong, just speculating.
  34. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    who`s grounded: the parents or the daughter?
  35. Profile photo of squirebag
    squirebag Male 18-29
    106 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    actually shes 12 and just a whore
  36. Profile photo of mypreciousss
    mypreciousss Female 18-29
    134 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    ugh she could just be 18 you f*cking a holes. so i see all these 13-17 yr olds dogging her because their mommy wont let them lock the door and constantly snoops through their stuff.
  37. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    squirebag > how do you know how old she is? Or if this is even real for that matter.

    Wouldn`t it be more weird if she was 30?

  38. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
    251 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    Raise your e-hand if you didn`t realise that`s a suitcase!

    Man, that`s alot of e-hands...

  39. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Women who masterbate are better at sex. Accept it ladies.
  40. Profile photo of squirebag
    squirebag Male 18-29
    106 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    hey myprecious i think that you need to relax and check your spelling and grammar
    "ugh she could just be 18 you f*cking a holes. so i see all these 13-17 yr olds dogging her because their mommy wont let them lock the door and constantly snoops through their stuff."
    Ugh is not a word.
    a hole is spelled a-hole so people know your talking about one word.
    "so i see" what does that mean baby girl? your not in a conversation and your not telling a story.
    what does dogging mean? cause urban dictionary telling me some weird poo
    please read your comments and make sure they make sense OK?
  41. Profile photo of Affirmatron
    Affirmatron Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    squirebag, I made an account just for this:

    You got up on your hippity high horse about spelling, grammar, etc. And then... used the wrong `your` twice in one sentence.

    That, my friend, was awesome.

  42. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    Shut the drat up stupid grammar-Nazi.
  43. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Not you, Affirmatron. Squire
  44. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    lol "CONDOMS!? CONDOMS!? MY GOD! SEX! IT`S...IT`S SO UNNATURAL!"

    ...you know I laughed at that first and now I`m saddened by the chance that someone has indeed said this before.

  45. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Pics please need more info on what she looks like for any fap-action to occur
  46. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    nice!! snoopy parents are worse than malaria infested mosquitos. i swear
  47. Profile photo of squirebag
    squirebag Male 18-29
    106 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    truth is i failed english in high school i just like to piss people off lighten up sh*theads
  48. Profile photo of Ductapemafia
    Ductapemafia Male 18-29
    78 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    lol SaltyVarnish first time I read your comment I thought it said "...for any fupa-action to occur" lol
  49. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    Maybe the so called "adult daughter" should stop whining and move out.
  50. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    I`m assuming she`s getting free room and board from them. Assuming that`s the case, if you really are an adult, just be glad they`re doing so.
  51. Profile photo of ravenclaw94
    ravenclaw94 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    hahaha I`d be way to embarassed to do that.
  52. Profile photo of Xyryn
    Xyryn Female 18-29
    98 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    No one pays attention to anything on this site do they? If you actually look at the picture, you`ll see the items in question are in a suitcase. So she may be possibly moving out or is on vacation and her parents enjoy snooping around. Either way it was funny so GET OVER IT.
  53. Profile photo of M5000
    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    That girl has nothing to be ashamed of. ;)
  54. Profile photo of spultra13
    spultra13 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    I really hope Squirebag is actually an amazing troll.
  55. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    vibrator and sexy lingerie, my type of woman!
  56. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    Silly parents
  57. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    Squirebag put his Grammar Nazism across very pretentiously, but yeah, I agree with him
  58. Profile photo of novaboss
    novaboss Female 18-29
    53 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    Looks like there`s some plaid in that trashy ligerie bag. sexy?
  59. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    Why doesn`t she move out already, sheesh.
  60. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    "vibrator and sexy lingerie, my type of woman!"

    Hey, honey? can I borrow your vibrator? I`m feeling kinda constipated.

  61. Profile photo of chrees516
    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 2:00 am
    yes! I love when people leave notes for others to find.
  62. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 3:05 am
    lmao hilarious i wish i would have thought of this before i moved out...
  63. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 3:11 am
    Plaid isn`t sexy novaboss?
    nsfw link i guess.
    http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/280/...
  64. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 3:45 am
    Good on her.
  65. Profile photo of savasplace
    savasplace Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 6:46 am
    muwhahahahaha
  66. Profile photo of ohboredone
    ohboredone Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 7:44 am
    You go girl!
  67. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 8:59 am
    @squirebag... "ugh" is a word. From Merriam-Webster: function: interjection; used to indicate the sound of a cough or grunt or to express disgust or horror

    "dogging" function: transitive verb (inflected form); definition 1c: to bother or pester persistently

    Please don`t use urbandictionary.com as your main source for definitions. It only makes your argument less reliable.

  68. Profile photo of chrisfalcon
    chrisfalcon Male 18-29
    169 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Way to be... bet they won`t be snooping around anymore. haha
  69. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    she should get her own place.
  70. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    if she is an "adult" and doesnt want them snooping she should move out!
  71. Profile photo of FloridaSnow
    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    to the people telling her to get out if she wants privacy... Give her enough money for insurance and a house and I`ll agree with you, but I doubt she has that
  72. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    If that was my daughter, I`d sit down with her, and tell her that was the funniest thing and that I`m proud of her.
  73. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Awesome, how they gunna bring it up without bringing up that they were snooping
  74. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    dirty gurl
  75. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    I`d have to respond by leaving my adult diaper in her room and say Congratulations my Adult Daughter, this is what you get to look forward too. Privacy be damned I expect you to wipe my ass.
  76. Profile photo of spazzyone93
    spazzyone93 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    As far as the `move out` comments go- It looks like its a suitcase which would indicate she`s visiting or traveling with her family... just food for thought.
  77. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 9:51 am
    As far as the `move out` comments go- It looks like its a suitcase which would indicate she`s visiting or traveling with her family... just food for thought.
    ================================
    You bring a vibrator and a trashbag full of sexy lingerie when visiting or traveling?

    ...would you like to come visit?

    ...and yes, plaid lingerie is very sexy.

  78. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    Hypothetically speaking, if she is in her 20s and still lives with her parents, why are so many people telling her to move out? She`s an adult -- not a teenager. She`s entitled to some privacy. Respect works both ways.
  79. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    "Hypothetically speaking, if she is in her 20s and still lives with her parents, why are so many people telling her to move out? She`s an adult -- not a teenager. She`s entitled to some privacy. Respect works both ways."

    People seem to think different =|

  80. Profile photo of kupcake
    kupcake Female 30-39
    42 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    haha! thats what you get when ur nosy.
  81. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:00 am
    you ladies shouldnt use vibrators... because try as i might, i cant make my penis vibrate.
  82. Profile photo of cha3370
    cha3370 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:07 am
    hands up how many young adults can afford to move out!? the girl is entitled to her privacy regardless of whose roof shes under and that is well funny!
  83. Profile photo of DaIceBurg
    DaIceBurg Male 18-29
    6 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Women using vibrators... sad sad skanks
  84. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    "Women using vibrators... sad sad skanks"

    Oh come on! You never played with your dick before?

  85. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 8:52 am
    lol madhattervtr...
  86. Profile photo of iab-danijo
    iab-danijo Female 13-17
    24 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 8:55 am
    "you ladies shouldnt use vibrators...because try as i might, i can`t make my penis vibrate."

    feeling emasculated by a sex toy much?

  87. Profile photo of RobertJohn44
    RobertJohn44 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:50 am
    lol. Hussy.
  88. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    i wonder how old she actually is...maybe she just thinks she`s grown up. If she`s still living with her parents, chances are she isn`t
  89. Profile photo of xRemy
    xRemy Female 18-29
    14 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:51 am
    It`s actually in a suit case, so she`s visiting her parents.
  90. Profile photo of wootwootman
    wootwootman Male 13-17
    11 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:30 am
    the pic seems to be gone. anyone still have it?
  91. Profile photo of Wiltron
    Wiltron Male 18-29
    18 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:45 am
    Here`s the image URL - someone decrypt it..

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