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feeling emasculated by a sex toy much?
Oh come on! You never played with your dick before?
People seem to think different =|
...would you like to come visit?
...and yes, plaid lingerie is very sexy.
"dogging" function: transitive verb (inflected form); definition 1c: to bother or pester persistently
Please don`t use urbandictionary.com as your main source for definitions. It only makes your argument less reliable.
Hey, honey? can I borrow your vibrator? I`m feeling kinda constipated.
...you know I laughed at that first and now I`m saddened by the chance that someone has indeed said this before.
You got up on your hippity high horse about spelling, grammar, etc. And then... used the wrong `your` twice in one sentence.
That, my friend, was awesome.
Man, that`s alot of e-hands...
Wouldn`t it be more weird if she was 30?
*Cough* Naw, IAB isn`t a dating website. And Rifter... Her mother needs to get railed.
And I don`t mean sexually. I mean a railspike through the skull. That`s just stupid. And stupid people are stupid.
... I was 31 at the time.
She hasn`t been allowed to set foot in my house since. Nido is correct in his assessment, it totally killed my relationship with my parents.
*rocks back and forth in the corner sobbing*
OH GOD THE TOYS, THE TOYS!
One`s on the shelf above my computer.
I hate manipulative and snoopy parents. It loses all respect for them for years.
War wounds? Time to buy a new dildo lol