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Date: 09/22/09 12:05 PM

49 Responses to Paintball Firing Squad [Video]

  1. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    Link: Paintball Firing Squad - 1000 Paintballs, 30 Seconds, 10 Guns, 1 Freshman.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Cardboard suit or Armour, Pink paint balls, purple welts ... LMAO
  3. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    What? Did he think the cardboard was going to protect him? IDIOTS with waaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! But hey it`s okay cause my friends are clapping...wheeeeeee!
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    culberto Male 18-29
    70 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    So, how many of those things actually hit him? I made it three.

    I loved how one kid kept saying "Oh my God", to make it seems like it was worse than it actaully was.

  5. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    I love how this kid reacts like he didn`t think it wasn`t going to hurt like all hell. This kid is one firecracker away from a Darwin Award.
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    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    He is not gong to be able to move for about a week, I went paintballing, got one good bruise on my thigh and really struggled to walk for a few days afterwards
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    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    Boredom Cured.
  8. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    wat a moron.... why did he put his face down? face shots dont hurt at all because of the mask....
  9. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    @ cleminem,
    the paint can get in the mask through the breathing holes and in your mouth...that really sucks :/
  10. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Insufficient armor.
  11. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    Hazing at its finest here.
  12. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    I wonder if he`d heard of what a paintball was before he did this? It`s almost as though he wasn`t expecting the concequences...
  13. Profile photo of demonicdemon
    demonicdemon Male 13-17
    31 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    Took it like a real man.
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    We are such an odd species...
  15. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    MEEEEEDIC!!!
  16. Profile photo of AkaHikage
    AkaHikage Male 18-29
    51 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    @ TheGax
    I never really thought it sucked that much. The paint just had a really sweet initial taste. The after taste, though, that sucked. It started to taste like soap after a while, but it still didn`t really suck. You know, compared to getting shot by the paintballs, I mean.
  17. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    why would you go through that?....some people are desperate to fit in...
  18. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    @ AkaHikage props to you if that was you. Took it like a man. Was entertaining to watch. Thanks
  19. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Is it just me or was he tearing up at the end.
  20. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    It was obviously not worth it judging by their dikish reactions.
  21. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    And this is why I will never pledge...

    "but we do it out of love and community" my arse.

  22. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    He has nothing on Dirty Sanchez. Try doing it up close, no clothes, 103 times!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ8smxtv-...

  23. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    "We decided to improve his armor a bit..." Yes, and if you hadn`t you would have had to bring him to the hospital.
  24. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    The most painful ones are the ones that don`t explode. Those things hit like pebbles.
  25. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    That was lamer than I thought it would be. And on top of that, pink paint?
  26. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    cardboard doesn`t help that much
  27. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    Cardboard helps tons
  28. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    "That was lamer than I thought it would be. And on top of that, pink paint?"

    well of course, it made him FABULOUS!!!

  29. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    who`s gonna get the paint of that fence?
  30. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    The Sharpest - especially if they hit your hand. Stings like hell.
  31. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    OK ive played speedball no armor just facemasks and let me tell you, WEAR LOOSE CLOTHING. That poo hurts a LOT otherwise. 1000 shots would be hell.
  32. Profile photo of flipNhigh
    flipNhigh Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    well at least he "somewhat" took it like a man, i play paintball all the time with only face mask and get hit all the time...especially in the head! and it dont really hurt that bad, but then again i guess if ur so used to it like me, it doesnt hurt anymore =p
  33. Profile photo of lizbian_2
    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
    185 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Wow, just go paint balling or something, wtf. That was pretty stupid.
  34. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Meh doesnt seem painfull
  35. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    yay interwebs...
  36. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 12:25 am
    meh
  37. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 1:50 am
    What a bunch of nerds
  38. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 2:14 am
    this was more boring than watching ACTUAL paintball.
  39. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 4:09 am
    meh this wascrap, i thort it`d be like 10yards away and no poxy cardboard. just a rooster blocker thingie, a face mask and boxers.

    i was expecting the ultimate hazing for a frat house. not this poo.

    also no-one went for the golden spot. HIS SHINS.

  40. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 5:17 am
    I had a schadenfreude moment there! That had to hurt....
  41. Profile photo of gooseberry
    gooseberry Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 6:51 am
    the cardboard was cheating a bit.
    they did this naked on dirty sanchez..
  42. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 7:15 am
    giggle - pink eye - giggle
  43. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 8:17 am
    the cardboard just got soaked in paint so it was weakened. not much point to it really. baggy clothes would work better than that
  44. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 10:44 am
    That camera guy is so gay.

    "Ooooh mah gawd."

  45. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    ouch!

    yet hilarious..

    gawd!

  46. Profile photo of Falcore
    Falcore Male 18-29
    182 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    PUHPUHPUHPUHPUSSY!!!!!!
    Ive been hit at point blank range, in the chest arms and legs, WITHOUT "armor" and i didn`t cry like a beetch. I had welts much gnarlier than this kid. Only a couple got through and actually hit him. Plus he was like 50 ft from the shooters.
  47. Profile photo of G0T0Guy
    G0T0Guy Male 30-39
    258 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 6:13 am
    The goggles they do nothing!
  48. Profile photo of RedAftrshock
    RedAftrshock Male 18-29
    162 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    ouchie :S
  49. Profile photo of OscarOwen
    OscarOwen Male 13-17
    11 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 10:46 am
    Wow! u brave man!. I love the bit when the dude says " My arms bleeding."
    Then his mate goes " that`s normal" LOL }-)

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