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No, you don`t f*ck with Willy Wonka cuz he`ll send his army of Oompa Loompas after you
>>woah he looks like.. pregnant. only not the beautiful-wonder-of-nature kind, like the kind where he just has too much beef in his stomach and cant make poop fast enough...<<
LMAO!! Will you marry me xxPinkxx
Lesson of the day: don`t f with moompas
Yes, this is one of the places you can go to in England where pretty much anything goes. Nobody would probably bat an eyelid if they saw Lesbo/Oompa loompa there to be honest.
Your only hope now is to fart the Lumberjack Song in the key of C while chanting "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!" five times backwards. Or cover your eyes so the Moompa can`t see you any more. :D
By the way... anyone else think his belly button looks fake for some reason?
Look at the picture again, then ask yourself "Do you REALLY want to know more?" Some scars never heal dude.
That baby had a massively thick umbilical cord.
Also yeah a flying oompa loompa cool.