Old I-Am-Bored Proverb... [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Funny

It"s as true in the 1940s when it was first written as it is today...
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Female 5
drating eh that was funny
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Male 485
wow just wow
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Male 55
O.O No Comment -_-
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Male 95
lol ow too funny
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Male 35
LoL so true.
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Female 355
Is it really better? D:
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Male 701
"ITS UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"

No, I`m pretty sure it`s at nine thousand.

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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 3,756
"LMFAO @ fghj...DBZ memes ftw :)"

Now that is talking in code. Where were you during WWII?

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Male 184
LMFAO @ fghj...DBZ memes ftw :)
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Female 931
aids D=
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Male 391
ITS UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
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Male 1,375
heh sooo not true. Waking up next to a hideous girl in the morning does not make up for what would have been a sh*tty night. Aids<loneliness
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Female 9,403
So that where the "I love ewe" came from last night.
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Male 144
well at least it made sense when she said "Bahhhhh"
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Female 2,672
trp u funny bich :P
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Male 5,094
Looks like an edited Elsa Beskow painting.

EDIT: Yep.

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Male 2,238
(H)

>.>

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Male 1,666
LOL. The first thing I thought of was definitely `ol terpo. Love ya, terpy ;)
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Male 1,686
...geez, ya fu*ck ONE sheep... ...
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Male 833
Go Kamiakin!!!

(In case you dont get it)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...

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Female 673
Eeeew.
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Male 2,238
Shellie84
Female, 18-29, Australia
3314 Posts Monday, September 07, 2009 5:50:16 PM
And every New Zealander curls up and dies at the sight of this pic

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Why do Aussies make jokes about New Zealanders?

Our sheep are better looking than their women.

:)

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Male 3,756
I bet he ripped those mutton flaps apart.
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Female 538
You people don`t get it.... It.... It`s EXACTLY 9000.
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Female 369
<:O
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Female 15,763
o-o... I don`t ge- OH. O-O. OH WOW. O-O!
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Male 367
OH I GET IT!! He had SEX with that sheep! SO FUNNEH!
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Female 1,890
oh yea i know that morning after sleeping with a sheep all to well

._.

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Female 98
Oh you KNOW why that sheep is in the picture.
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Female 7
I want to know why there is a sheep in the picture.
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Male 15,510
I love how the artist manage to capture the satisfaction feeling on that boys face...
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Male 3,578
to funny
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Female 4,197
np super. I`m glad you understood the sentence cause looking back I had too many commas lol

I tried writing about 7 sentances and gave up and accidentally left a comma in from the last one :(

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Female 572
That`s sick, lol
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Male 3,756
Thank you, Shellie. Though, I was having fun with it.
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Female 4,197
lol frogy, thanks for the advice ;)

Also, Supersmash, that bastard, child has been `taken care of`. No copycat accounts here.

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Male 63
"Not true. My son got one at the age of 2 in the bath. They don`t know why or what it is, but it happens."

Never EVER tell you son that story.

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Female 1,264
"Little boys can`t get erections (trust me. I know), so how couldve he banged the sheep?"

They can. It is a normal physiological reaction to mecanical stimulation. Even babies have them if their diapers are tight. Masturbation is fairly common on children.

"My illegitimate bastard child strikes again. "

LOLOLOL

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Male 3,756
"Little boys can`t get erections (trust me. I know), so how couldve he banged the sheep?"

My illegitimate bastard child strikes again.

I had sex with this kid`s mom when I was like 15. She was a complete slut. Unbeknownst to me, of the 17 ejaculations she took that night, mine was the only one to get the job done. So, a couple of years ago, this kid shows up at my door. I gave him twenty dollars and told him to go away. It didn`t work. Ever since, he`s been following me around and calling me "Dad." I always tell him not to call me dad because I don`t like him and when I see him all I can think of is his skank of a mother and I wish everyday I would have known about him so I could`ve used a hanger to get rid of him before he became a problem.

So, now he`s signed up on IAB and uses my username and avatar, just with a space at the beginning. He just wants to be like me, I know, but he takes after his mother and is a filthy, disgusting pervert. Oh well...What`re

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Male 463
he learned one of two things: erection or masturbation, both in front of a sheep
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Female 4,197
"Little boys can`t get erections (trust me. I know), so how couldve he banged the sheep?"

Not true. My son got one at the age of 2 in the bath. They don`t know why or what it is, but it happens.

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Female 4,197
And every New Zealander curls up and dies at the sight of this pic
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Male 63
"Little boys can`t get erections (trust me. I know), so how couldve he banged the sheep?"

Who says it was the kid who had the erection?

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Male 391
its over 9 thousaaaaaaaand
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Male 2,229
the comments are by far the better part of this post
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Male 1,093
"WHAT!!!!! Under 9000!!!???"

but seriously, you`re never alone with L hand and R hand (thats the name of my pet cats).

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Male 1,078
Lmao.

I have achieved an erection! (I`m sad because I joined the site post-Akappy era. Come baaack!)

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Male 10,440
I got erections when I was 8, but I didn`t know how to use them, nor did I feel the need. You have to be of a certain age... 12 at the youngest.
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Female 1,413
lol so weird
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Male 1,297
"Little boys can`t get erections (trust me. I know), so how couldve he banged the sheep?"

you, sir, do not have a penis because you are wrong.

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Male 1,140
SuperSmash, how do you know that little boys can`t get erections? 0_0
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Male 1,918
What does it say about the picture...It`s under nine THOUSAND!" The picture makes it funny
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Female 519
Actually...if said awkwardness involved banging the sheep, I`m going to have to go with the loneliness.
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Female 241
No the picture is under 9000
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Female 263
hahaha
my friend had a shirt that said that.
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Male 901
This falls under the category "It`s funny because it`s true".
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Male 801
"UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND."

You sir are wrong, it is NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!

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Female 525
-understands the 9000 joke but doesn`t know why it`s randomly appearing on this chat board-
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Male 988
WHAT 9000?!?
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Male 114
Theyre not suspenders, Theyre braces to hold his pants up instead of wearing a belt!
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Male 63
This is all good but... what`s over 9000?
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Male 1,484
this is sick, so very very sick
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Male 1,815
This picture is UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND.

I`m sorry.

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Female 1,260
Baaaaaaa d boy
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Female 205
those are suspenders lol
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Male 4,680
I want this framed on my wall.
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Male 14
suspenders are hanging out of his pants.... i think.
ummm... also i think that the awkwardness is only worth it if the stranger is HUMAN not a sheep for crying out loud xD
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Female 15
Redips11: Those are his suspenders. XD
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Male 2,313
So true.
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Male 182
wats that hanging out of his pants?
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Male 579
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Male 2,005
the sheep says it all
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Male 2,159
lol That just brought to mind a bunch of jokes about Wales.

But surely if this were an i-a-b proverb, the number would be 9001?

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Male 13,624
I`ll um, accept that, to avoid any more information :-D
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Male 606
I`m going by secondhand knowledge, since I`ve had experience with neither.

*cough*

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Male 13,624
Mah_Boi - And how do you know this?
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Male 2,125
That should be a rule of thumb
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Male 604
That`s under 9000
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Male 606
You know, a sheep`s vagina feels almost exactly the same as a human`s.

Not that I would know.

Unfortunately.

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Female 400
TRUTH
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Male 2,788
9000

..I lol`d.

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Female 1,412
very very true :)
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Female 218
Oh, so true xD
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Male 13,624
I`ll stick to the loneliness, if said morning of awkwardness involves a sheep watching you put your trousers back on
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Male 1,204
Shouldn`t he be putting on a kilt instead of pants?
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Female 414
Hahahaha a sheeeeep xD
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Male 1,623
What is the original text? I can see the traces of it after the enhancement using Adobe Photoshop Software.
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Male 292
xD hahaha so true
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Female 2,672
lol, and thts how fancy was conceived...wait what?
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Male 462
Aw crap. fancy`s asst is back. Just as I-A-B was making a comeback.
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Female 1,181
At first i thought the kid had a chicken leg, then i realized it was just his suspenders.
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Male 349
hahaha nice. wtf is that from?
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Male 743
You should see some of the other pages in the Catholic Children`s Bible >_>
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Female 3,727
Uhh....ummm...WOW

)-|

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Female 311
Haha, naaaice.
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Female 1,780
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