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Date: 09/07/09 12:06 PM

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  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:28 am
    Link: Old I-Am-Bored Proverb... - It`s as true in the 1940s when it was first written as it is today...
  2. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:33 am
    Haha, naaaice.
  3. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:36 am
    Uhh....ummm...WOW

    )-|

  4. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:39 am
    You should see some of the other pages in the Catholic Children`s Bible >_>
  5. Profile photo of NotjonGreco
    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:42 am
    hahaha nice. wtf is that from?
  6. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:45 am
    At first i thought the kid had a chicken leg, then i realized it was just his suspenders.
  7. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:46 am
    Aw crap. fancy`s asst is back. Just as I-A-B was making a comeback.
  8. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:46 am
    lol, and thts how fancy was conceived...wait what?
  9. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:49 am
    xD hahaha so true
  10. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:56 am
    What is the original text? I can see the traces of it after the enhancement using Adobe Photoshop Software.
  11. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Hahahaha a sheeeeep xD
  12. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Shouldn`t he be putting on a kilt instead of pants?
  13. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    I`ll stick to the loneliness, if said morning of awkwardness involves a sheep watching you put your trousers back on
  14. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    Oh, so true xD
  15. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    very very true :)
  16. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    9000

    ..I lol`d.

  17. Profile photo of starrstreet
    starrstreet Female 18-29
    402 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    TRUTH
  18. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    You know, a sheep`s vagina feels almost exactly the same as a human`s.

    Not that I would know.

    Unfortunately.

  19. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    That`s under 9000
  20. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    That should be a rule of thumb
  21. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Mah_Boi - And how do you know this?
  22. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    I`m going by secondhand knowledge, since I`ve had experience with neither.

    *cough*

  23. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    I`ll um, accept that, to avoid any more information :-D
  24. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    lol That just brought to mind a bunch of jokes about Wales.

    But surely if this were an i-a-b proverb, the number would be 9001?

  25. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    the sheep says it all
  26. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    0.0
  27. Profile photo of redips11
    redips11 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    wats that hanging out of his pants?
  28. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    So true.
  29. Profile photo of MissMisery
    MissMisery Female 13-17
    15 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Redips11: Those are his suspenders. XD
  30. Profile photo of dangle_fish
    dangle_fish Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    suspenders are hanging out of his pants.... i think.
    ummm... also i think that the awkwardness is only worth it if the stranger is HUMAN not a sheep for crying out loud xD
  31. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    I want this framed on my wall.
  32. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    those are suspenders lol
  33. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1263 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Baaaaaaa d boy
  34. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    This picture is UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND.

    I`m sorry.

  35. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    this is sick, so very very sick
  36. Profile photo of Einstein37
    Einstein37 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    This is all good but... what`s over 9000?
  37. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    Theyre not suspenders, Theyre braces to hold his pants up instead of wearing a belt!
  38. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    WHAT 9000?!?
  39. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    526 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    -understands the 9000 joke but doesn`t know why it`s randomly appearing on this chat board-
  40. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    "UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND."

    You sir are wrong, it is NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!

  41. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    This falls under the category "It`s funny because it`s true".
  42. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    hahaha
    my friend had a shirt that said that.
  43. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    No the picture is under 9000
  44. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Actually...if said awkwardness involved banging the sheep, I`m going to have to go with the loneliness.
  45. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    What does it say about the picture...It`s under nine THOUSAND!" The picture makes it funny
  46. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    SuperSmash, how do you know that little boys can`t get erections? 0_0
  47. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    "Little boys can`t get erections (trust me. I know), so how couldve he banged the sheep?"

    you, sir, do not have a penis because you are wrong.

  48. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    lol so weird
  49. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    I got erections when I was 8, but I didn`t know how to use them, nor did I feel the need. You have to be of a certain age... 12 at the youngest.
  50. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Lmao.

    I have achieved an erection! (I`m sad because I joined the site post-Akappy era. Come baaack!)

  51. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    "WHAT!!!!! Under 9000!!!???"

    but seriously, you`re never alone with L hand and R hand (thats the name of my pet cats).

  52. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    the comments are by far the better part of this post
  53. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    393 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    its over 9 thousaaaaaaaand
  54. Profile photo of frogyhead
    frogyhead Male 30-39
    63 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    "Little boys can`t get erections (trust me. I know), so how couldve he banged the sheep?"

    Who says it was the kid who had the erection?

  55. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    And every New Zealander curls up and dies at the sight of this pic
  56. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    "Little boys can`t get erections (trust me. I know), so how couldve he banged the sheep?"

    Not true. My son got one at the age of 2 in the bath. They don`t know why or what it is, but it happens.

  57. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    he learned one of two things: erection or masturbation, both in front of a sheep
  58. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    "Little boys can`t get erections (trust me. I know), so how couldve he banged the sheep?"

    My illegitimate bastard child strikes again.

    I had sex with this kid`s mom when I was like 15. She was a complete slut. Unbeknownst to me, of the 17 ejaculations she took that night, mine was the only one to get the job done. So, a couple of years ago, this kid shows up at my door. I gave him twenty dollars and told him to go away. It didn`t work. Ever since, he`s been following me around and calling me "Dad." I always tell him not to call me dad because I don`t like him and when I see him all I can think of is his skank of a mother and I wish everyday I would have known about him so I could`ve used a hanger to get rid of him before he became a problem.

    So, now he`s signed up on IAB and uses my username and avatar, just with a space at the beginning. He just wants to be like me, I know, but he takes after his mother and is a filthy, disgusting pervert. Oh well...What`re

  59. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    "Little boys can`t get erections (trust me. I know), so how couldve he banged the sheep?"

    They can. It is a normal physiological reaction to mecanical stimulation. Even babies have them if their diapers are tight. Masturbation is fairly common on children.

    "My illegitimate bastard child strikes again. "

    LOLOLOL

  60. Profile photo of frogyhead
    frogyhead Male 30-39
    63 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    "Not true. My son got one at the age of 2 in the bath. They don`t know why or what it is, but it happens."

    Never EVER tell you son that story.

  61. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    lol frogy, thanks for the advice ;)

    Also, Supersmash, that bastard, child has been `taken care of`. No copycat accounts here.

  62. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    RUNSWITHBEER? MORE LIKE RUNSWITHSPAM!

    Really. Ban him.

  63. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    Alrighty...looks like it`s been done already.


    and someone started a fake SuperSmash account? Wuh-What?????

  64. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    Thank you, Shellie. Though, I was having fun with it.
  65. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    That`s sick, lol
  66. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    np super. I`m glad you understood the sentence cause looking back I had too many commas lol

    I tried writing about 7 sentances and gave up and accidentally left a comma in from the last one :(

  67. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    to funny
  68. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    I love how the artist manage to capture the satisfaction feeling on that boys face...
  69. Profile photo of briaphx
    briaphx Female 18-29
    7 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    I want to know why there is a sheep in the picture.
  70. Profile photo of Xyryn
    Xyryn Female 18-29
    98 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    Oh you KNOW why that sheep is in the picture.
  71. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    oh yea i know that morning after sleeping with a sheep all to well

    ._.

  72. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    OH I GET IT!! He had SEX with that sheep! SO FUNNEH!
  73. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    o-o... I don`t ge- OH. O-O. OH WOW. O-O!
  74. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    370 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    <:O
  75. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    You people don`t get it.... It.... It`s EXACTLY 9000.
  76. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    I bet he ripped those mutton flaps apart.
  77. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Shellie84
    Female, 18-29, Australia
    3314 Posts Monday, September 07, 2009 5:50:16 PM
    And every New Zealander curls up and dies at the sight of this pic

    ---------------

    Why do Aussies make jokes about New Zealanders?

    Our sheep are better looking than their women.

    :)

  78. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    Eeeew.
  79. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    Go Kamiakin!!!

    (In case you dont get it)

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...

  80. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:16 am
    ...geez, ya fu*ck ONE sheep... ...
  81. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:31 am
    LOL. The first thing I thought of was definitely `ol terpo. Love ya, terpy ;)
  82. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:57 am
    (H)

    >.>

  83. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:16 am
    Looks like an edited Elsa Beskow painting.

    EDIT: Yep.

  84. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 3:48 am
    trp u funny bich :P
  85. Profile photo of RawrXD
    RawrXD Male 18-29
    145 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:06 am
    well at least it made sense when she said "Bahhhhh"
  86. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:44 am
    So that where the "I love ewe" came from last night.
  87. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:29 am
    heh sooo not true. Waking up next to a hideous girl in the morning does not make up for what would have been a sh*tty night. Aids<loneliness
  88. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    393 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    ITS UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
  89. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    aids D=
  90. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    LMFAO @ fghj...DBZ memes ftw :)
  91. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    "LMFAO @ fghj...DBZ memes ftw :)"

    Now that is talking in code. Where were you during WWII?

  92. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    lol
  93. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:18 am
    "ITS UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"

    No, I`m pretty sure it`s at nine thousand.

  94. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Is it really better? D:
  95. Profile photo of Lelouch
    Lelouch Male 18-29
    35 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    LoL so true.
  96. Profile photo of michael24895
    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 1:39 am
    lol ow too funny
  97. Profile photo of Bellagirl22
    Bellagirl22 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    O.O No Comment -_-
  98. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    wow just wow
  99. Profile photo of samizbored
    samizbored Female 18-29
    5 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    drating eh that was funny

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