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No, I`m pretty sure it`s at nine thousand.
Now that is talking in code. Where were you during WWII?
(In case you dont get it)
Why do Aussies make jokes about New Zealanders?
Our sheep are better looking than their women.
I tried writing about 7 sentances and gave up and accidentally left a comma in from the last one :(
Also, Supersmash, that bastard, child has been `taken care of`. No copycat accounts here.
Never EVER tell you son that story.
They can. It is a normal physiological reaction to mecanical stimulation. Even babies have them if their diapers are tight. Masturbation is fairly common on children.
"My illegitimate bastard child strikes again. "
My illegitimate bastard child strikes again.
I had sex with this kid`s mom when I was like 15. She was a complete slut. Unbeknownst to me, of the 17 ejaculations she took that night, mine was the only one to get the job done. So, a couple of years ago, this kid shows up at my door. I gave him twenty dollars and told him to go away. It didn`t work. Ever since, he`s been following me around and calling me "Dad." I always tell him not to call me dad because I don`t like him and when I see him all I can think of is his skank of a mother and I wish everyday I would have known about him so I could`ve used a hanger to get rid of him before he became a problem.
So, now he`s signed up on IAB and uses my username and avatar, just with a space at the beginning. He just wants to be like me, I know, but he takes after his mother and is a filthy, disgusting pervert. Oh well...What`re
Not true. My son got one at the age of 2 in the bath. They don`t know why or what it is, but it happens.
Who says it was the kid who had the erection?
but seriously, you`re never alone with L hand and R hand (thats the name of my pet cats).
I have achieved an erection! (I`m sad because I joined the site post-Akappy era. Come baaack!)
you, sir, do not have a penis because you are wrong.
You sir are wrong, it is NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!
But surely if this were an i-a-b proverb, the number would be 9001?
Not that I would know.