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Safest Sex Ever!
Love it to death.
What I`m about to say is not a joke:I was watching nbc today show during the time when the new star trek movie came out and they compared Obama to Spock... yeah...I was baffled, but then I couldn`t stop laughing.
But then I was over it and laughed again!
Anyway I can masturbate all I want since I`m not American. So there.
I used to be that way about important holidays and such, no cursing, fapping or being a douche. Now I just realize that being a douche is a good test to see who has the most holiday spirit. and fapping helps reduce family related stress.
I hate the onion.
I`m going to go sit over here and hate the onion in a very bitter way.