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Date: 09/03/09 06:00 AM

52 Responses to New Trend Alert: Air Jesus Kicks [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 5:49 am
    Link: New Trend Alert: Air Jesus Kicks - Any dope with $250 can buy the latest pair of Air Jordans. Only a select few will be wearing Jesus Saves kicks at school
  2. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 6:08 am
    "Air Jesus"

    what a name..
    i thought this was actually gonna be summin cool..
    along the lines of them "jesus is my homeboy" tees

  3. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 6:12 am
    ku fu jesus kicks!
  4. Profile photo of DaPhreak
    DaPhreak Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 6:25 am
    Do they let you walk on water?
  5. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 6:44 am
    I thought they were gonna be flip flops.
  6. Profile photo of Xalutard
    Xalutard Male 18-29
    13 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 6:54 am
    They should have plastered a target on it, so you can aim your weapon at the douche wearing this easier.
  7. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:00 am
    Xalutard - Guess you would miss, and the mighty Jeebus trainers will smite thee harshly up the winkle, for God doth move in fancy ass ways in those ya know
  8. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:21 am
    who makes these, kids in sweatshops?
  9. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:34 am
    lol ferdyfred
  10. Profile photo of xeden
    xeden Female 18-29
    19 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:44 am
    gay
  11. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 8:17 am
    OHHh I can just hear it now "If you love god, you`ll buy these shoes, and my new book"

    Some people are just.. urgh.

  12. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 8:18 am
    now make them less ugly and id sport`em
  13. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 8:18 am
    Those look like modded NEW BALANCE. But clearly, Jesus wore these back in his day, because you know, Jesus was white with blond hair and blue eyes. And he wore Levi`s. New Balance stole Jesus`s design.
  14. Profile photo of Twisssted
    Twisssted Female 18-29
    99 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 8:34 am
    O.o the kid that wears that to school is most likely going to be beat up...
  15. Profile photo of sukitjeezus
    sukitjeezus Female 18-29
    134 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Way to make your kid another target at school.
  16. Profile photo of supersize
    supersize Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 8:57 am
    ha can u walk on water with these?
  17. Profile photo of wyngit
    wyngit Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 8:58 am
    xeden
    Female, 18-29, Southern US
    Thursday, September 3, 2009 7:44:05 AM
    gay

    @ xeden: phail

  18. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 9:11 am
    If you ever lose a game while wearing those it means Jesus must not love you..
  19. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 9:19 am
    xavroche - Nope you will lose, because on occasion losing gives you Moral fibre, and will not make you look like a smarty ass
  20. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 9:40 am
    like the `rising sun` rip off on the heel
  21. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 9:42 am
    those will be stolen whilst walking through a rough ghetto at a late time of night


    and promptly thrown away

  22. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 10:11 am
    i actually have those sneakers! i wear em to church every sunday... snd to piss off muslims
  23. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 10:48 am
    Those are cheap J.S. knockoffs.
    Everybody knows that REAL Jesus Saves` come in Virgin White with 24k Gold laces and a free Bible..
  24. Profile photo of imnaked
    imnaked Male 18-29
    109 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 10:57 am
    JESUS <3 LITTLE BOY BOOTY HOLES
  25. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 11:10 am
    awesommmmme.
  26. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 11:12 am
    *GAG*
  27. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 11:19 am
    @nomorecheese: what does wearing jesus hearts me sneakers have to do w muslims?
  28. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Rofl, I`m totally getting a pair of those just so all my friends that know my religious beliefs can be like... wtf?
  29. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 11:40 am
    /facepalm
  30. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Morrigann pretty much summed up my comment..
  31. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 11:53 am
    To equal up the heaven N Hell, do they sell Satan ones too?
  32. Profile photo of Bard
    Bard Male 18-29
    138 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    @ferdyfred
    Yes. They`re called Nikes.
  33. Profile photo of helenzass
    helenzass Female 18-29
    33 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    hahahah ahhahahahah oh no.
  34. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Bard
    Male, 18-29, Canada
    76 Posts Thursday, September 3, 2009 12:09:24 PM
    @ferdyfred
    Yes. They`re called Nikes.
    --------------------------------------------------
    Dayum!!! I should have knew that - thanks :-D
  35. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    @Xeden that was truly the most insightful comment I have ever read. Thank you so much for sharing that with us.
  36. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    lol @ bard...
  37. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    I have shoelaces on my converse that are neon yellow and say Jesus Loves You! and have smiley faces on them.They are better then these shoes.
    :-)
  38. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    Me thinks JC would have better taste in kicks.
  39. Profile photo of Middy93
    Middy93 Female 30-39
    63 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    these are awesome i want some
  40. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    jesus saves...but his bicycle kick is better.
  41. Profile photo of zombiejedi
    zombiejedi Male 18-29
    57 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    want some, will go grate with my crescent and star t-poo.
  42. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    "Jesus saves, he`s going for it, he scores! GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"
  43. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    It says "Jesus love me", seems a little needy if you ask me.
  44. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    I had no idea Jesus was expanding his empire O.o
  45. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    LOL oh you jesus people
  46. Profile photo of tazman321
    tazman321 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Negative_One
    Male, 30-39, Western US
    2279 Posts Thursday, September 3, 2009 7:12:27 PM
    It says "Jesus love me", seems a little needy if you ask me.

    the heart means loves, not love.

  47. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    It`s funny because child sweatshop workers in china manufacture those shoes so you can feel good about your choice of imaginary friends.
  48. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    oh you and your christianity
  49. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:00 am
    LMAO @ Shellie84
  50. Profile photo of koolkidme
    koolkidme Male 18-29
    123 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 12:59 am
    my grandma wears anything with jesus on them. you would be surprised at how many thing has jesus on them.
  51. Profile photo of michael24895
    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 2:52 am
    the offical jesus show

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