New Trend Alert: Air Jesus Kicks [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago

Any dope with $250 can buy the latest pair of Air Jordans. Only a select few will be wearing Jesus Saves kicks at school
There are 52 comments:
Male 95
the offical jesus show
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Male 123
my grandma wears anything with jesus on them. you would be surprised at how many thing has jesus on them.
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Female 182
LMAO @ Shellie84
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Male 2,788
oh you and your christianity
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Male 604
It`s funny because child sweatshop workers in china manufacture those shoes so you can feel good about your choice of imaginary friends.
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Male 189

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
2279 Posts Thursday, September 3, 2009 7:12:27 PM
It says "Jesus love me", seems a little needy if you ask me.

the heart means loves, not love.

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Female 650
LOL oh you jesus people
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Female 4,197
I had no idea Jesus was expanding his empire O.o
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Male 2,582
It says "Jesus love me", seems a little needy if you ask me.
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Male 1,666
"Jesus saves, he`s going for it, he scores! GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"
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Male 5,190
Jesus cost too much.
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Male 57
want some, will go grate with my crescent and star t-poo.
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Male 155
jesus saves...but his bicycle kick is better.
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Female 63
these are awesome i want some
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Male 167
Me thinks JC would have better taste in kicks.
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Female 321
I have shoelaces on my converse that are neon yellow and say Jesus Loves You! and have smiley faces on them.They are better then these shoes.
:-)
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Male 3,915
lol @ bard...
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Male 4,680
@Xeden that was truly the most insightful comment I have ever read. Thank you so much for sharing that with us.
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Male 13,624
Bard
Male, 18-29, Canada
76 Posts Thursday, September 3, 2009 12:09:24 PM
@ferdyfred
Yes. They`re called Nikes.
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Dayum!!! I should have knew that - thanks :-D
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Female 33
hahahah ahhahahahah oh no.
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Male 138
@ferdyfred
Yes. They`re called Nikes.
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Male 13,624
To equal up the heaven N Hell, do they sell Satan ones too?
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Male 249
Morrigann pretty much summed up my comment..
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Male 480
/facepalm
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Male 3,255
Rofl, I`m totally getting a pair of those just so all my friends that know my religious beliefs can be like... wtf?
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Male 1,347
@nomorecheese: what does wearing jesus hearts me sneakers have to do w muslims?
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Male 308
*GAG*
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Female 523
awesommmmme.
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Male 109
JESUS <3 LITTLE BOY BOOTY HOLES
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Male 639
Those are cheap J.S. knockoffs.
Everybody knows that REAL Jesus Saves` come in Virgin White with 24k Gold laces and a free Bible..
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Male 463
i actually have those sneakers! i wear em to church every sunday... snd to piss off muslims
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Male 311
those will be stolen whilst walking through a rough ghetto at a late time of night


and promptly thrown away

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Male 2,229
like the `rising sun` rip off on the heel
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Male 13,624
xavroche - Nope you will lose, because on occasion losing gives you Moral fibre, and will not make you look like a smarty ass
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Male 819
If you ever lose a game while wearing those it means Jesus must not love you..
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Male 153
xeden
Female, 18-29, Southern US
Thursday, September 3, 2009 7:44:05 AM
gay

@ xeden: phail

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Male 65
ha can u walk on water with these?
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Female 134
Way to make your kid another target at school.
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Female 99
O.o the kid that wears that to school is most likely going to be beat up...
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Female 1,593
Those look like modded NEW BALANCE. But clearly, Jesus wore these back in his day, because you know, Jesus was white with blond hair and blue eyes. And he wore Levi`s. New Balance stole Jesus`s design.
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Female 5,222
now make them less ugly and id sport`em
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Male 2,576
OHHh I can just hear it now "If you love god, you`ll buy these shoes, and my new book"

Some people are just.. urgh.

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Female 19
gay
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Female 2,509
lol ferdyfred
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Male 1,596
who makes these, kids in sweatshops?
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Male 13,624
Xalutard - Guess you would miss, and the mighty Jeebus trainers will smite thee harshly up the winkle, for God doth move in fancy ass ways in those ya know
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Male 13
They should have plastered a target on it, so you can aim your weapon at the douche wearing this easier.
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Male 1,958
I thought they were gonna be flip flops.
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Male 14
Do they let you walk on water?
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Female 2,509
ku fu jesus kicks!
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Male 1,704
"Air Jesus"

what a name..
i thought this was actually gonna be summin cool..
along the lines of them "jesus is my homeboy" tees

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Male 19,861
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