Never Touch a Horse`s Ass [Vid]

Submitted by: johncrb 7 years ago Funny

You"ll see what we mean when you watch the clip.
There are 60 comments:
Male 308
He goes after it with a look on his face like; "I`m gonna kick that f**king horse`s ass!"
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Female 168
christ, he`s dumb. That horse was skittish to begin with and you have to be careful even going from one side of a horse to the other...
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Male 784
...and it`s : "what does..." not "was does..."
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Male 784
justaname84
"By the way, was does horse taste like?"

Horsemeat is ymmi, ops, spellingmistake, sorry, spelling mistake, it`s (S**T) it is yummy. Just like you`r dad (goddamn!!) i meant mom!

To sum it up: Whores meat is yum like your mom.

I recommend it served with bernaise sauce, some fried vegetables and baked poataoes straight from the oven :)

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Male 1,360
he did not get up and walk away like nothing happened, he forgot his cap.
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Female 917
I`ve been able to brush a horse`s hind legs and tail and not get kicked in the face, but then again, the horse wasn`t stressed and I made sure he knew what I was doing so I didn`t spook him.

This dude was an idiot. Hopefully the kick knocked some sense in him, or at the very least gave him a nice hoof print bruise xD

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Female 446
how the hell did he just get up and walk away!? That could have killed him, easily.
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Male 1,929
what a stupid inbred twat...
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Male 4,807
HaHaHa. He acts like he just stumbled and fell, hoping no one saw and just gets up a acts like nothing happened.
Now hes gotto walk the rest of the parade with a broken jaw and hat head.
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Male 11
@dead groom: Do you realize the irony in calling me a retard, yet you could not even spell "lousy" correctly, and you used improper grammar for the word "instinctively"??

But anyway... if anyone should know what a horse does when someone tries to mount it from the rear... Dead-Groom is our resident expert! I believe there is even a porn market for those encounters, yes?

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Female 1,798
well the guy deserved it for touching a horse from behind when it was already visibly stressed. this is why you never approach a horse unless it`s from the front or side.

@ dead-groom: just thought you should know that calling someone a "retard" and telling him to shoot himself is also lousy manners. good job.

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Female 1,395
excellent.
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Male 1,718
Carried out by a master of horse-fu
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Male 81
everybody should know, horses are fleeing animals and can`t see behind them. if anything comes near or touches them from behind it instincly kicks at the "predator"
the guys own stupid fault.

btw justaname84: why shoot it? we don`t shoot humans who kick somebody. if you have such louy matters i think it`s best to shoot yourself retard

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Male 493
As the Legendary Sky Sports Announcer Jim Watt would say during a boxing match "His legs are gone!"
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Male 3,842
"By the way, was does horse taste like?"

Like dog food.
Actually, horse does not taste like doog food, rather, dog food tastes like horse. Because that`s what it is.

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Male 11
Oh damn! That horse is definitely rabid. KILL IT! I really hope they shot that deranged horse.

By the way, was does horse taste like?

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Female 365
I love how he just jumped up and left his hat on the ground.
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Female 71
The horse got scared, since they guy ran up behind it, and then, obviously, it kicked. Horses DO NOT kick, bite or buck for no reason, that`s for sure.
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Male 1,003
BIG LULZ. What a tool. Everyone knows horses will kick you in the face (or worse) if you get behind them too fast... And well... Touch them.
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Female 528
Lucky. People get brain damage from that sh*t
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Male 1,918
OWNED!!!
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Female 11
I own horses and touch their asses all the time...just not like that. It is known not to do that to a horse. They`ll feel threatened and, well, kick you in the face.
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Male 2,372
Ha ha....typical Texas rodeo!
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Female 531
bahahaha he even left his hat.
he`s actin like he`s all cool and like a GIANT EFFING HORSE didn`t just knock him back to yesterday.
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Male 292
i would have cried. im a big woman.
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Male 2,582
Ooo, bad timing, I didnt mean for my comment to be directed at you, beckpratt.

Sorry about your whole, "on my knees screaming, holding my bloody face kind of thing", thing.

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Female 253
What a flippin` - yeah I`ll join in - ass. How can he not know #1 don`t walk behind horses and #2 horses scare easily. Totally deserves it...
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Male 8,302
> Never Touch a Horse`s Ass

I love it when IAB gives me advice not to do things I`ve never done anyway. Are there really that many Horse Ass Molesters out there, Fancy?

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Female 204
And you`re just an ass.... But thanks anyway! ;-)
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Male 2,582
If you need to be told to not touch a horse`s ass, you`re a, well, a horse`s ass.

horse ass.

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Female 204
Yeah...that`s a lesson that I, too, learned the hard way. But I was only 12 when I got kicked in the face by a horse, and so I didn`t exactly get up so quickly.... It was more of an on my knees screaming, holding my bloody face kind of thing. Not fun... Not fun.
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Male 287
That guy should take up boxing. Hell of a jaw.
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Male 4,594
Lesson learned. A swift education if you ask me.
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Female 15,763
You gotta buy her dinner before you can do that, perv!
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Male 135
People clapped. That`s what`s up.
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Male 1,190
I thought the clip would be about Glen Beck or Limp-paw!! Sort of was thought, that get that got hit MUST be a regular viewer/listener
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Male 725
Dude, forgot your hat.
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Male 363
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
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Male 158
Horse Safety school?
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Male 1,381
i`m surprised that guy got UP. that kick could have easily killed him.

*snaps fingers* darn.

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Male 1,164
There is something inherently satisfying about idiots reaping the fruits of their idiocy moments after the fact, and someone catches it on film.

Horse had good aim.

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Female 3,828
lol nice
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Male 3,842
One of the first things they teach you in horse safety school is not to sneak up behind a horse and startle them, or they will kick you in the face. You are supposed to put your hand on them while they can still see you, then as you go toward the back, you keep your hand on them so they know where you are. See what happens when you don`t? This should be a training video for kids learning horse safety.

FACE-HOOF!

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Female 153
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
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Female 1,604
aren`t we a little embarrassed now ha that`s what you get
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Male 114
What an idiot lol.
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Male 10,440
R R R Repost.
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Male 13,624
WOW! right in the Onion!!! that guy must have a granite chin!! He just got back up
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Male 5,314
he forgot his hat, poor guy
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Female 46
That should be fairly well known information. They can`t see that well behind them, it`s a sensitive area, and they scare easily, especially with all that loud music/people around.

That guy was an idiot.

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Female 410
Wait... which one was the horse`s ass?
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Female 3,188
POW! Right in the kisser!
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Male 59
why would you ever do that?
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Male 633
hahaa oh wow.
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Male 19
My god, and they guy takes it like nothing happened
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Male 66
That is one bad A$$!!
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Male 3
He shouldn`t have been.... Horsing around!!
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Male 931
LMAO.
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Male 163
Link: Never Touch a Horse`s Ass [Vid] [Rate Link] - You`ll see what we mean when you watch the clip.
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