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Date: 09/18/09 09:05 AM

60 Responses to Never Touch a Horse`s Ass [Vid]

  1. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 9:55 am
    Link: Never Touch a Horse`s Ass - You`ll see what we mean when you watch the clip.
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    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:03 am
    LMAO.
  3. Profile photo of BulletBlader
    BulletBlader Male 13-17
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    September 18, 2009 at 10:05 am
    He shouldn`t have been.... Horsing around!!
  4. Profile photo of peixao13
    peixao13 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:05 am
    That is one bad A$$!!
  5. Profile photo of matt222
    matt222 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:06 am
    My god, and they guy takes it like nothing happened
  6. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:06 am
    hahaa oh wow.
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    jakillz2 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:10 am
    why would you ever do that?
  8. Profile photo of MelCervini
    MelCervini Female 50-59
    2194 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:10 am
    POW! Right in the kisser!
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    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Wait... which one was the horse`s ass?
  10. Profile photo of KageLockhart
    KageLockhart Female 18-29
    46 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:15 am
    That should be fairly well known information. They can`t see that well behind them, it`s a sensitive area, and they scare easily, especially with all that loud music/people around.

    That guy was an idiot.

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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:18 am
    he forgot his hat, poor guy
  12. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:25 am
    WOW! right in the Onion!!! that guy must have a granite chin!! He just got back up
  13. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:30 am
    R R R Repost.
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    snowsthename Male 40-49
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    September 18, 2009 at 10:51 am
    What an idiot lol.
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    September 18, 2009 at 11:18 am
    aren`t we a little embarrassed now ha that`s what you get
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    mylovedied Female 18-29
    153 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 11:19 am
    POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
  17. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 11:22 am
    One of the first things they teach you in horse safety school is not to sneak up behind a horse and startle them, or they will kick you in the face. You are supposed to put your hand on them while they can still see you, then as you go toward the back, you keep your hand on them so they know where you are. See what happens when you don`t? This should be a training video for kids learning horse safety.

    FACE-HOOF!

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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 11:24 am
    lol nice
  19. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    September 18, 2009 at 11:40 am
    There is something inherently satisfying about idiots reaping the fruits of their idiocy moments after the fact, and someone catches it on film.

    Horse had good aim.

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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 11:57 am
    i`m surprised that guy got UP. that kick could have easily killed him.

    *snaps fingers* darn.

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    turbopuppy Male 30-39
    158 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Horse Safety school?
  22. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    BOOM! HEADSHOT!
  23. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Dude, forgot your hat.
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    StarDagger Male 40-49
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    September 18, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    I thought the clip would be about Glen Beck or Limp-paw!! Sort of was thought, that get that got hit MUST be a regular viewer/listener
  25. Profile photo of Inteluhgint
    Inteluhgint Male 18-29
    135 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    People clapped. That`s what`s up.
  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    You gotta buy her dinner before you can do that, perv!
  27. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
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    September 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Lesson learned. A swift education if you ask me.
  28. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    That guy should take up boxing. Hell of a jaw.
  29. Profile photo of beckpratt
    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Yeah...that`s a lesson that I, too, learned the hard way. But I was only 12 when I got kicked in the face by a horse, and so I didn`t exactly get up so quickly.... It was more of an on my knees screaming, holding my bloody face kind of thing. Not fun... Not fun.
  30. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    If you need to be told to not touch a horse`s ass, you`re a, well, a horse`s ass.

    horse ass.

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    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    And you`re just an ass.... But thanks anyway! ;-)
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    > Never Touch a Horse`s Ass

    I love it when IAB gives me advice not to do things I`ve never done anyway. Are there really that many Horse Ass Molesters out there, Fancy?

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    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    What a flippin` - yeah I`ll join in - ass. How can he not know #1 don`t walk behind horses and #2 horses scare easily. Totally deserves it...
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    Ooo, bad timing, I didnt mean for my comment to be directed at you, beckpratt.

    Sorry about your whole, "on my knees screaming, holding my bloody face kind of thing", thing.

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    iplaymusic Male 18-29
    292 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    i would have cried. im a big woman.
  36. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    bahahaha he even left his hat.
    he`s actin like he`s all cool and like a GIANT EFFING HORSE didn`t just knock him back to yesterday.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    Ha ha....typical Texas rodeo!
  38. Profile photo of eq_blue
    eq_blue Female 13-17
    11 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    I own horses and touch their asses all the time...just not like that. It is known not to do that to a horse. They`ll feel threatened and, well, kick you in the face.
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    OWNED!!!
  40. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    Lucky. People get brain damage from that sh*t
  41. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    BIG LULZ. What a tool. Everyone knows horses will kick you in the face (or worse) if you get behind them too fast... And well... Touch them.
  42. Profile photo of Aries11
    Aries11 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    The horse got scared, since they guy ran up behind it, and then, obviously, it kicked. Horses DO NOT kick, bite or buck for no reason, that`s for sure.
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    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    I love how he just jumped up and left his hat on the ground.
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    justaname84 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    Oh damn! That horse is definitely rabid. KILL IT! I really hope they shot that deranged horse.

    By the way, was does horse taste like?

  45. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    "By the way, was does horse taste like?"

    Like dog food.
    Actually, horse does not taste like doog food, rather, dog food tastes like horse. Because that`s what it is.

  46. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 3:05 am
    As the Legendary Sky Sports Announcer Jim Watt would say during a boxing match "His legs are gone!"
  47. Profile photo of dead-groom
    dead-groom Male 18-29
    81 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 3:23 am
    everybody should know, horses are fleeing animals and can`t see behind them. if anything comes near or touches them from behind it instincly kicks at the "predator"
    the guys own stupid fault.

    btw justaname84: why shoot it? we don`t shoot humans who kick somebody. if you have such louy matters i think it`s best to shoot yourself retard

  48. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 3:48 am
    Carried out by a master of horse-fu
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:22 am
    excellent.
  50. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:13 am
    well the guy deserved it for touching a horse from behind when it was already visibly stressed. this is why you never approach a horse unless it`s from the front or side.

    @ dead-groom: just thought you should know that calling someone a "retard" and telling him to shoot himself is also lousy manners. good job.

  51. Profile photo of justaname84
    justaname84 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 7:47 am
    @dead groom: Do you realize the irony in calling me a retard, yet you could not even spell "lousy" correctly, and you used improper grammar for the word "instinctively"??

    But anyway... if anyone should know what a horse does when someone tries to mount it from the rear... Dead-Groom is our resident expert! I believe there is even a porn market for those encounters, yes?

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 7:59 am
    HaHaHa. He acts like he just stumbled and fell, hoping no one saw and just gets up a acts like nothing happened.
    Now hes gotto walk the rest of the parade with a broken jaw and hat head.
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:23 am
    what a stupid inbred twat...
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    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    how the hell did he just get up and walk away!? That could have killed him, easily.
  55. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    I`ve been able to brush a horse`s hind legs and tail and not get kicked in the face, but then again, the horse wasn`t stressed and I made sure he knew what I was doing so I didn`t spook him.

    This dude was an idiot. Hopefully the kick knocked some sense in him, or at the very least gave him a nice hoof print bruise xD

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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 6:24 am
    he did not get up and walk away like nothing happened, he forgot his cap.
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    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    justaname84
    "By the way, was does horse taste like?"

    Horsemeat is ymmi, ops, spellingmistake, sorry, spelling mistake, it`s (S**T) it is yummy. Just like you`r dad (goddamn!!) i meant mom!

    To sum it up: Whores meat is yum like your mom.

    I recommend it served with bernaise sauce, some fried vegetables and baked poataoes straight from the oven :)

  58. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    ...and it`s : "what does..." not "was does..."
  59. Profile photo of apeirophobia
    apeirophobia Female 18-29
    169 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    christ, he`s dumb. That horse was skittish to begin with and you have to be careful even going from one side of a horse to the other...
  60. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    He goes after it with a look on his face like; "I`m gonna kick that f**king horse`s ass!"

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