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Date: 09/10/09 12:05 PM

58 Responses to MTV Teen Cribs: Ariel from Phoenix [Video]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Link: MTV Teen Cribs: Ariel from Phoenix - Sit down in front of your crappy old computer in your crappy apartment and check out how much cooler Ariel is than you.
  2. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    So jealous.
  3. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Umm... I facepalmed throughout the whole video. *le sigh*
  4. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    wow. from the time she started talking, i wanted to rip out her vocal cords. and is jasmine a guy >_>
  5. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    I wonder where she keeps her dildos...
  6. Profile photo of wingz1206
    wingz1206 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    YAAAA GO THE STATION!!!!
  7. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    lol & ew & wtf
  8. Profile photo of skinnybox
    skinnybox Male 13-17
    168 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    obviausly she`s christian..
  9. Profile photo of Morlaboborla
    Morlaboborla Female 13-17
    29 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    ahhhaahah KassemG is such a pretty girl. XDDD
  10. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Jasmine.. oh, I almost stopped watching when I saw his crazy eyes in the promo.
  11. Profile photo of sseann
    sseann Male 18-29
    74 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    shay carl wad definitely in there around 2:40
  12. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    spot on. spot on.
  13. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    She isn`t spoiled, she always smells like that.
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    That got 1000x more awesome when she brought out the gun.
  15. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    Most comical
  16. Profile photo of qwelch
    qwelch Female 18-29
    145 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    Heh, looks like LisaNova`s got it made.
  17. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    You can tell that shes naturally blonde. Both on the outside and the soul. :)
  18. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    crazeh
  19. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    I think I slightly giggled at a LisaNova video! It shall be put unto record. Seriously, who watches her videos expecting to laugh. No one, that`s who.

    "obviausly she`s christian.."
    skinnybox, you`re a moron or a troll. Anyways, f*ck you.

  20. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    I thought that was going to be a lot funnier than it was. blech.
  21. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    This was actually pretty funny =)
  22. Profile photo of gongxi
    gongxi Female 18-29
    118 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    "This is my favourite picture of Jesus"

    THAT made my evening

  23. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    lmfao. "this is my favorite picture of Jesus, i love him, so god bless you" ahahaha. I love this. XD
  24. Profile photo of microxscream
    microxscream Female 13-17
    120 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    LOL.
    My names Ariel.
    Except its spelt Airele.
    I win. :)
  25. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    lol I think I have seen this b4, but t is so funny
  26. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    I watched 10 seconds and then got annoyed at how fake this crap was. Seriously, they mention her dad is connected to the mob within the first 10 seconds. Get real, anyone with ties to the mob would not let MTV proclaim it. Stupid drating video.
  27. Profile photo of v10monster
    v10monster Male 18-29
    47 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    i live in phx. no one is like this. except in scottsdale.
  28. Profile photo of Rubix_Cube
    Rubix_Cube Male 18-29
    31 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Batmanners... you really aren`t that bright are you mate?
  29. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    "we call her giant ugly ***face."

    LOL!!!

  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    What`s really sad is that I`ve watched the real show (not by choice) and this doesn`t differ too far from it save the fact that there isn`t 50 Scarface movie posters in every single fu**ing room.
  31. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Batmanners...not true.

    MY father was a button man in the mob (hit man), and he would always bring me back thumbs from his jobs. I`d string them up and bring them to school and stuff and there was no problem. They even did a thing on my collection in the paper, and the mob didn`t care...

  32. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    Dear Batmanners,
    You are truly a moron.
    Sick of Lisa Nova. Shay was the only good part of this. It was a little over the top, but it was close to perfect.
  33. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    I got through 50 seconds. What a piece of crap video...
  34. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    This looks more like Scottsdale to me, the city that`s adjacent to Phoenix and has an insane concentration of huge houses and rich people. I go to school with these kids. :(
  35. Profile photo of Sirhieu
    Sirhieu Male 13-17
    36 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Ariel is so hott!
  36. Profile photo of samizbored
    samizbored Female 18-29
    5 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    wtf? this is not real jasmine is a freking guy!
  37. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    It would be funny...if it weren`t so drating true.

    "The whole funny-because-it`s-true bit only works if the truth is a *small* thing."

    This is just too real to life, and therefore terrifying (well, except for the whole shooting).

  38. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    this makes me want to eat breakfast...
  39. Profile photo of senia
    senia Female 18-29
    96 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    Lisa Novaaaaaa! (=Ariel)
  40. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 1:55 am
    Okay, so I got to 1.32, that was awful...seriously!
  41. Profile photo of aguycalledjk
    aguycalledjk Male 18-29
    57 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 4:38 am
    boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thumbs down
  42. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 5:04 am
    it was alright apart from the slaves joke
  43. Profile photo of Invisible2U
    Invisible2U Female 30-39
    107 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 6:01 am
    Anything with ShayCarl and KassemG gets five stars from me! I love "The Station".
  44. Profile photo of Levyn
    Levyn Male 18-29
    210 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 8:10 am
    I don`t really find the trans/crossdresser joke funny. At all. -_-
  45. Profile photo of NurseGrenade
    NurseGrenade Female 18-29
    78 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 9:01 am
    Ariel needs to be slapped in the mouth. Jaz is also more attractive than her.
  46. Profile photo of scotland626
    scotland626 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Nooooo, why does she have to be from MY hometown?!
  47. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    Batmanners comment makes up for how unfunny this video was.
  48. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    Ah... the station.

    You guys know that the one in the purple shirt is a guy, right?

  49. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    OMG so many people are stupid. thank you i-a-b commenters for restoring my lack of faith in humanity
  50. Profile photo of Antonin
    Antonin Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    I thought it was absolutely hilarious in a cynical way.
  51. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    the only funny part was the tranq
  52. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    the only funny part was the tranq gun.
  53. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    uhh not funny
  54. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    Is this Ariel in anyway related to Bruno?
  55. Profile photo of SoapeyLOV
    SoapeyLOV Female 13-17
    91 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    lol...?
  56. Profile photo of PontaFanta
    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 12:58 am
    Is this Ariel in anyway related to Lisanova? Curiouser and curiouser.
  57. Profile photo of thecupholder
    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    I never get to hear the name "ariel" often enough. <3 You made my day by showin my name. lol

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