Most Goth Birthday Party Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Usually a pinata at a birthday party is a big signifier of fun and happiness. Somehow here, it only evokes mock laughter
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Female 53
they having to much fun it`s killing them
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Female 151
disapprove of everyone and everything in pic exept ghetto batman
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Male 1,093
surpise its a bat and not a magic wand or something
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Female 24
i also like the upside down cross pinata. very dia de los muertos. :)

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except i dont think they do that in MX....do they?

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Female 24
I had a black light to use, i created a make-shift altar in the corner and had some candle sticks on it too with her presents in the middle, i bought her a coffin shaped cake( it was awesome. the baker put two real red roses on top for free :) ) and i had a tv in another corner on mute that was playing her favorite movie at the time, queen of the damned, and in lieu of the tv on mute i had some music in the background. (we got all dressed up for the occassion too, wearing black and flowy garments.) when she came home she was at a loss for words and enjoyed the atmosphere and just hung with us in her "chamber." so regardless of how lame it may be to some, it was a happy memory for someone i care about :) ...i also enjoyed it. i should have taken pictures but i guess for my next party i will!!!
Book me for your parties!! j/k lol

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Female 24
"Funny how internet forums are the only place where people swarm to defend these types of kids."

Discussions online are what people also have outside the internet. :p discussions, conversations, forum posts; we all want to express ourselves when appropriate.

Anywho! ^-^

I dont know if i should be ashamed or proud but i guess I`ll choose the ladder cuz im into interior decorating. I threw a gothic b-day surprise party for my friends little sister who was turning 13 at the time and she enjoyed the heck out of it. People, no matter what age should have fun with what they`re into, long as it doesnt hurt anyone.

if you wanna read further, im just gonna get into what i did for the party ^-^

I decorated her room which was pretty big and she was at school. I was only 19 then and improvised with what little money i had. So, i went to the .99 store and bought black trash bags and covered up her walls, i bought black streamers and purples streamers and streamed them across the

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Female 4
This whole thing makes me extremely happy for reasons unknown to me.

Oh boy.

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Female 237
"Funny how internet forums are the only place where people swarm to defend these type of kids."

Erm, all the goths I know are older than me... And I`d defend them in "real" life to. Though this is just some kids having a laugh and a party... Hell, at least they aren`t out getting pregnant, shooting heroin into their arms or burning buildings...

So I say let them have their gothness and that rather dull looking party... Could be worse!

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Female 250
Yay! They invited some spirit orbs too!
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Male 3,819
Funny how internet forums are the only place where people swarm to defend these type of kids.
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Female 572
stupid
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Male 525
Kewl
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Female 5,222
ROFL
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Male 660
So what comes out of the pinata? razorblades?
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Male 2,220
"Yay, life sucks. My parents drive a BMW and I plan on being an engineer, but life sucks."

Supersmash - that sort of jaundiced cinicysm is at the heart of a lot of (earlier) goth rock..

Rise and reverberate sister.

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Male 1,704
in a cemetery?
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Male 3,755
Yay, life sucks. My parents drive a BMW and I plan on being an engineer, but life sucks.
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Male 115
Why is the normal girl with some magic marker smeared around her mouth and eyes holding the piñata? She looks more like a labradoodle than a goth.
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Male 1,360
goth people....ughhhh whatever.
"...they look like slipknot people o.o"
well thank you for stating the obvious!!!!
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Male 342
yah, this is about as goth as a hannah montana gig.
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Female 185
Maybe it`s a Halloween party.
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Female 1,043
...they look like slipknot people o.o
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Male 289
They all look so goth excited....yay, from the bottom of my blackened heart...
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Male 1,256
Miss`d
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Male 3,755
When did Nikes become Goth?
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Female 531
wtf?
people are weird....
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Female 43
Black Metal ist Krieg (:
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Female 43
The human has nice boots..hmm..
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Female 415
iS the guy in the middle supposed to look like the guy from KISS? or is it just some crazy coincidence?
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Male 3,310
I don`t have a problem with the culture, they just look stupid.
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Male 130
That make-up appears to be of the "Black Metal" scene rather than Gothic Rock...
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Male 1,666
They got other people to do it with them, I`m not gonna judge.
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Female 1,077
this looks like halloween to me. regardless, i don`t see why people hate on the goth community. i mean, there`s idiots in every batch of anything but for the most part that culture is totally killer. most goth kids are really cool and the music (ie. the cure) is fantastic.
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Female 1,264
crap, IAB does not support the letter in "pinyata". Whatever.
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Female 1,264
Ahhhh, most of us goths have a pretty good sense of humour, and we love to laugh about ourselves. I SO want that piñata.

@masterbob
It could be, but that does not make that piñata less awesome XD.

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Male 391
did anyone think it might be halloween?
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Male 138
They actually do have great senses of humor. Most of the stereotypes about them are all wrong.
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Male 3,755
The thing that makes it most Goth is the lack of friends.
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Female 237
As one person pointed out I am not "people" I am person. So I cannot die die in the "people" sense.

Also you mean "your" not "you`re."

Feel the goth hate from a whipper-snapper... Go back to watching TV and reading school books. Didn`t anyone ever tell you that if you don`t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all?

Yeah, I can see why people would confuse emo and goth, but lots of goth sterotypes were around before emo. I love the dark look personally, hence why I am a goth! LOL.

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Female 364
These people either have an awesome sense of humor, or are idiots.
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Male 9,305
"I don`t get where the Goth-selfharm thing comes from. I really don`t."

Well the thing is that there is a lot of confusion there. Goths really came from a music generation like bands such as The Cure and another band from the 80`s. The self harm thing actually comes from the "Emo" scene. Where it combined kids who cut themselves for attention with a goth-like look.

But actually the goths I`ve met are pretty cool, down-to-earth, real people who just like the dark and shadowy appearance of the style.

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Female 901
that, or it`s a theme bday. they all look a bit (ok a lot) goofy, so it can`t be a serious "goth" party.
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Female 1,380
wtf is a juggaloo?
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Male 1,718
Hey goths are what they want to be. People shouldn`t hate, unless its from 4chan
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Male 432
WeenieDog
Male, 13-17, Southern US
166 Posts Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:38:48 PM
Thorna_kate, I hope you`re "people" die.
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No, I don`t think she is "people" die.
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Male 180
Thorna_kate, I hope you`re "people" die.
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Female 931
oh wow XD
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Male 3,425
I`d love to drop it when he steps under it.
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Female 237
I don`t get where the Goth-selfharm thing comes from. I really don`t.

Looks like a theme party. Or what someone else said, those jugoo-what-evers.

Goth is is not. (I would say that though. Have to defend `my` people. LOL.)

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Male 9,305
Amusing. :)
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Female 1,120
What is with the makeup? It is only gonna run when they sweat.
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Male 322
...I`m doing this. I`m so doing this. This right here? This is an awesome party.

Especially because you know it was low enough for her to hit with that swing 5 seconds ago.

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Female 232
aaahhhahahahahahaha.. GAWD that`s awesome! It makes me feel sooooo much better about my life.
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Male 271
great one knoxville :D

emo bastards...

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Male 725
Is this the same guy that Tesco threw out?
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Male 2,220
A proper goth party would have a casual strung up by there ankles. Now that would make a pinyata...

See - we`re not all sweetness and light ;)

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Male 371
there are razers inside that pinyata
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Male 73
What comes out razor blades?
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Female 57
Lmao. That had to have been the lamest birthday party ever.
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Male 485
I Hope This was themed
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Female 4,376
lol...Yeah that`s so totally gawffic. wtf is with that make-up?
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Male 815
the chick to the left is hawt =)
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Female 459
lol @ Mweebles
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Male 1,381
haha...silly teenagers.
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Female 53
I really could imagine one of their moms coming out into the backyard and being all "Francis, I told you to stop using my eyeliner!!"
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Male 7,378
Are you sure they`re goth`s? Looks like a posse of juggaloo`s to me.
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Female 1,652
Watch there be sparkling Edward Cullen plushies in there.
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Female 767
Whoever has the bat is also wearing the boots I want.
-shakes fist-
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Female 190
@Dagnarus - My Chemical Romance?! You insult the goth community!

In actual fact, a life-size blow-up Pete Murphy doll would fall out.

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Male 4,014
Its funny because goth people act so dark, but then they go home and their moms give them hot chocolate and cookies.....EVIL!
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Male 2,958
Or nothing at all.
because we`re all empty on the inside....
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Male 2,958
-What kind of things would fall out of a busted goth party pinata?-

friggin... black eyeliner and razorblades. and all black notebooks with slightly less-black gel pens to write depressing poetry with.

...and fishnet armsocks.

If I ever have to buy a present for a goth girlfriend I`ll be in trouble.

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Female 778
i`m gonna say the pinata contains some cheap plastic fangs, small rubber bats, plastic coffins and outdated halloween candy.
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Male 134
@Kaempffe

I think it would be razor blades, Manson-shaped gummy treats and `My Chemical Romance` CD`s

Could be wrong though :D

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Male 535
Kaemphhe...I was wondering the same thing.
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Male 1,003
I think piñatas are funny no matter how sad and depressing the birthday is...
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Male 376
At least they hired clowns! Oh wait those are his friends.
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Female 126
My only question is...

What kind of things would fall out of a busted goth party pinata?

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Male 3,147
omg... i thought they only wished they were real vampires, but one has managed to turn themselves into a bat.
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Male 1,051
Bet you he`s friends with the cemetery`s undertaker.
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Female 691
I want one.
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Male 848
That`s hilarious, I can only hope this is self mocking :D
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Male 20,917
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