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Date: 09/22/09 06:06 AM

83 Responses to Most Goth Birthday Party Ever! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 5:35 am
    Link: Most Goth Birthday Party Ever! - Usually a pinata at a birthday party is a big signifier of fun and happiness. Somehow here, it only evokes mock laughter
  2. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:16 am
    That`s hilarious, I can only hope this is self mocking :D
  3. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:17 am
    I want one.
  4. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:20 am
    Bet you he`s friends with the cemetery`s undertaker.
  5. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:35 am
    omg... i thought they only wished they were real vampires, but one has managed to turn themselves into a bat.
  6. Profile photo of Kaempffe
    Kaempffe Female 18-29
    126 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:35 am
    My only question is...

    What kind of things would fall out of a busted goth party pinata?

  7. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:42 am
    At least they hired clowns! Oh wait those are his friends.
  8. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:51 am
    I think piñatas are funny no matter how sad and depressing the birthday is...
  9. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:20 am
    Kaemphhe...I was wondering the same thing.
  10. Profile photo of Dagnarus
    Dagnarus Male 18-29
    134 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:21 am
    @Kaempffe

    I think it would be razor blades, Manson-shaped gummy treats and `My Chemical Romance` CD`s

    Could be wrong though :D

  11. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:30 am
    i`m gonna say the pinata contains some cheap plastic fangs, small rubber bats, plastic coffins and outdated halloween candy.
  12. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:33 am
    -What kind of things would fall out of a busted goth party pinata?-

    friggin... black eyeliner and razorblades. and all black notebooks with slightly less-black gel pens to write depressing poetry with.

    ...and fishnet armsocks.

    If I ever have to buy a present for a goth girlfriend I`ll be in trouble.

  13. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:36 am
    Or nothing at all.
    because we`re all empty on the inside....
  14. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:38 am
    Its funny because goth people act so dark, but then they go home and their moms give them hot chocolate and cookies.....EVIL!
  15. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:43 am
    @Dagnarus - My Chemical Romance?! You insult the goth community!

    In actual fact, a life-size blow-up Pete Murphy doll would fall out.

  16. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:44 am
    Whoever has the bat is also wearing the boots I want.
    -shakes fist-
  17. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:51 am
    Watch there be sparkling Edward Cullen plushies in there.
  18. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:59 am
    Are you sure they`re goth`s? Looks like a posse of juggaloo`s to me.
  19. Profile photo of novaboss
    novaboss Female 18-29
    53 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:01 am
    I really could imagine one of their moms coming out into the backyard and being all "Francis, I told you to stop using my eyeliner!!"
  20. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:22 am
    haha...silly teenagers.
  21. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:27 am
    lol @ Mweebles
  22. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:27 am
    the chick to the left is hawt =)
  23. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:36 am
    lol...Yeah that`s so totally gawffic. wtf is with that make-up?
  24. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:43 am
    I Hope This was themed
  25. Profile photo of kboxx
    kboxx Female 18-29
    57 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Lmao. That had to have been the lamest birthday party ever.
  26. Profile photo of Knoxville912
    Knoxville912 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 9:50 am
    What comes out razor blades?
  27. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 10:00 am
    there are razers inside that pinyata
  28. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 10:17 am
    A proper goth party would have a casual strung up by there ankles. Now that would make a pinyata...

    See - we`re not all sweetness and light ;)

  29. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 10:23 am
    Is this the same guy that Tesco threw out?
  30. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 10:48 am
    great one knoxville :D

    emo bastards...

  31. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 11:29 am
    aaahhhahahahahahaha.. GAWD that`s awesome! It makes me feel sooooo much better about my life.
  32. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 11:30 am
    ...I`m doing this. I`m so doing this. This right here? This is an awesome party.

    Especially because you know it was low enough for her to hit with that swing 5 seconds ago.

  33. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 11:41 am
    What is with the makeup? It is only gonna run when they sweat.
  34. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    Amusing. :)
  35. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    I don`t get where the Goth-selfharm thing comes from. I really don`t.

    Looks like a theme party. Or what someone else said, those jugoo-what-evers.

    Goth is is not. (I would say that though. Have to defend `my` people. LOL.)

  36. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    I`d love to drop it when he steps under it.
  37. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    oh wow XD
  38. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Thorna_kate, I hope you`re "people" die.
  39. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    WeenieDog
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    166 Posts Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:38:48 PM
    Thorna_kate, I hope you`re "people" die.
    -----------------
    No, I don`t think she is "people" die.
  40. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    Hey goths are what they want to be. People shouldn`t hate, unless its from 4chan
  41. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    wtf is a juggaloo?
  42. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    that, or it`s a theme bday. they all look a bit (ok a lot) goofy, so it can`t be a serious "goth" party.
  43. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    "I don`t get where the Goth-selfharm thing comes from. I really don`t."

    Well the thing is that there is a lot of confusion there. Goths really came from a music generation like bands such as The Cure and another band from the 80`s. The self harm thing actually comes from the "Emo" scene. Where it combined kids who cut themselves for attention with a goth-like look.

    But actually the goths I`ve met are pretty cool, down-to-earth, real people who just like the dark and shadowy appearance of the style.

  44. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    These people either have an awesome sense of humor, or are idiots.
  45. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    As one person pointed out I am not "people" I am person. So I cannot die die in the "people" sense.

    Also you mean "your" not "you`re."

    Feel the goth hate from a whipper-snapper... Go back to watching TV and reading school books. Didn`t anyone ever tell you that if you don`t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all?

    Yeah, I can see why people would confuse emo and goth, but lots of goth sterotypes were around before emo. I love the dark look personally, hence why I am a goth! LOL.

  46. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    The thing that makes it most Goth is the lack of friends.
  47. Profile photo of Armydillo
    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    They actually do have great senses of humor. Most of the stereotypes about them are all wrong.
  48. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
    391 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    did anyone think it might be halloween?
  49. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    Ahhhh, most of us goths have a pretty good sense of humour, and we love to laugh about ourselves. I SO want that piñata.

    @masterbob
    It could be, but that does not make that piñata less awesome XD.

  50. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    crap, IAB does not support the letter in "pinyata". Whatever.
  51. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    this looks like halloween to me. regardless, i don`t see why people hate on the goth community. i mean, there`s idiots in every batch of anything but for the most part that culture is totally killer. most goth kids are really cool and the music (ie. the cure) is fantastic.
  52. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    They got other people to do it with them, I`m not gonna judge.
  53. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    That make-up appears to be of the "Black Metal" scene rather than Gothic Rock...
  54. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    I don`t have a problem with the culture, they just look stupid.
  55. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    iS the guy in the middle supposed to look like the guy from KISS? or is it just some crazy coincidence?
  56. Profile photo of uniserinity
    uniserinity Female 18-29
    43 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    The human has nice boots..hmm..
  57. Profile photo of uniserinity
    uniserinity Female 18-29
    43 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    Black Metal ist Krieg (:
  58. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    wtf?
    people are weird....
  59. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    When did Nikes become Goth?
  60. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Miss`d
  61. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    They all look so goth excited....yay, from the bottom of my blackened heart...
  62. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    ...they look like slipknot people o.o
  63. Profile photo of lizbian_2
    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
    185 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Maybe it`s a Halloween party.
  64. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    yah, this is about as goth as a hannah montana gig.
  65. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    goth people....ughhhh whatever.
    "...they look like slipknot people o.o"
    well thank you for stating the obvious!!!!
  66. Profile photo of stupidemail
    stupidemail Male 30-39
    115 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    Why is the normal girl with some magic marker smeared around her mouth and eyes holding the piñata? She looks more like a labradoodle than a goth.
  67. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    Yay, life sucks. My parents drive a BMW and I plan on being an engineer, but life sucks.
  68. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 4:11 am
    in a cemetery?
  69. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 4:19 am
    "Yay, life sucks. My parents drive a BMW and I plan on being an engineer, but life sucks."

    Supersmash - that sort of jaundiced cinicysm is at the heart of a lot of (earlier) goth rock..

    Rise and reverberate sister.

  70. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 5:32 am
    So what comes out of the pinata? razorblades?
  71. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 9:02 am
    ROFL
  72. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Kewl
  73. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    stupid
  74. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    Funny how internet forums are the only place where people swarm to defend these type of kids.
  75. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Yay! They invited some spirit orbs too!
  76. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    "Funny how internet forums are the only place where people swarm to defend these type of kids."

    Erm, all the goths I know are older than me... And I`d defend them in "real" life to. Though this is just some kids having a laugh and a party... Hell, at least they aren`t out getting pregnant, shooting heroin into their arms or burning buildings...

    So I say let them have their gothness and that rather dull looking party... Could be worse!

  77. Profile photo of LeDiskoLove
    LeDiskoLove Female 18-29
    4 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    This whole thing makes me extremely happy for reasons unknown to me.

    Oh boy.

  78. Profile photo of Kimikikat
    Kimikikat Female 18-29
    24 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 2:56 am
    "Funny how internet forums are the only place where people swarm to defend these types of kids."

    Discussions online are what people also have outside the internet. :p discussions, conversations, forum posts; we all want to express ourselves when appropriate.

    Anywho! ^-^

    I dont know if i should be ashamed or proud but i guess I`ll choose the ladder cuz im into interior decorating. I threw a gothic b-day surprise party for my friends little sister who was turning 13 at the time and she enjoyed the heck out of it. People, no matter what age should have fun with what they`re into, long as it doesnt hurt anyone.

    if you wanna read further, im just gonna get into what i did for the party ^-^

    I decorated her room which was pretty big and she was at school. I was only 19 then and improvised with what little money i had. So, i went to the .99 store and bought black trash bags and covered up her walls, i bought black streamers and purples streamers and streamed them across the

  79. Profile photo of Kimikikat
    Kimikikat Female 18-29
    24 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 3:05 am
    I had a black light to use, i created a make-shift altar in the corner and had some candle sticks on it too with her presents in the middle, i bought her a coffin shaped cake( it was awesome. the baker put two real red roses on top for free :) ) and i had a tv in another corner on mute that was playing her favorite movie at the time, queen of the damned, and in lieu of the tv on mute i had some music in the background. (we got all dressed up for the occassion too, wearing black and flowy garments.) when she came home she was at a loss for words and enjoyed the atmosphere and just hung with us in her "chamber." so regardless of how lame it may be to some, it was a happy memory for someone i care about :) ...i also enjoyed it. i should have taken pictures but i guess for my next party i will!!!
    Book me for your parties!! j/k lol

  80. Profile photo of Kimikikat
    Kimikikat Female 18-29
    24 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 3:08 am
    i also like the upside down cross pinata. very dia de los muertos. :)

    :\ ....

    except i dont think they do that in MX....do they?

  81. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    September 25, 2009 at 5:27 am
    surpise its a bat and not a magic wand or something
  82. Profile photo of ILuvMJ
    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    September 26, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    disapprove of everyone and everything in pic exept ghetto batman
  83. Profile photo of soul_less
    soul_less Female 18-29
    53 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:39 am
    they having to much fun it`s killing them

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