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Date: 09/30/09 10:00 AM

76 Responses to Michael Jackson`s Last Excursion Before Death [Pic

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:01 am
    Link: Michael Jackson`s Last Excursion Before Death - The mall. Too soon?
  2. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:06 am
    It`s never too soon for MJ jokes.
  3. Profile photo of Blutdurstig
    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:21 am
    Pretty fail, not gonna lie.
  4. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:25 am
    Stupid as hell. Not remotely funny for anyone who can read.
  5. Profile photo of Reverend7x
    Reverend7x Male 13-17
    96 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:32 am
    Still too soon for me, especially considering that the "little boy" thing was never true.
  6. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:46 am
    (e_e) Oh please...not this again...we`re not over it yet?
  7. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:54 am
    Only fueling Michael`s confusion about why he didn`t have anything `down there`..
  8. Profile photo of DixieJJP
    DixieJJP Female 18-29
    47 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:56 am
    Fail.
  9. Profile photo of desmini
    desmini Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:12 am
    michael jackson should of gone for the anatomically correct dummies
  10. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:25 am
    Never too soon in my opinion.
  11. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:25 am
    Too soon, and not funny in the first place because he never molested anyone.
  12. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    227 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:27 am
    How about he did it yesterday as a ghost?
  13. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:27 am
    a.) haha someone pantsed that mannequin!
    b.) Sears ftw!
    c.) yea too soon.
  14. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:28 am
    get over urself mr bowserpuff, just cuz they couldnt prove it in a court of law doesnt mean that it didnt happen.
  15. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:31 am
    Mr Bowser Puff, why so naive?
  16. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:37 am
    First, I`d have pants all 4, just for more laughs... Second, BowserPuff, everyone KNEW he did it, there just wasn`t enough physical evidence to prove it. Why else would he have paid off one of the boys and his family 35 million dollars to drop the case?
  17. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:47 am
    taylor_stone, if all four would have been pulled down than the MJ joke made here wouldnt have made any sense.
  18. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    I used to do that to mannequins all the time. I see someone`s ripping me off, should I copyright?
  19. Profile photo of USERNAMEDAMN
    USERNAMEDAMN Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    "First, I`d have pants all 4, just for more laughs... Second, BowserPuff, everyone KNEW he did it, there just wasn`t enough physical evidence to prove it. Why else would he have paid off one of the boys and his family 35 million dollars to drop the case?"

    uhhhm because:
    1)everyone knew he did it? i didnt know he did it. but thanks for speaking (wrongly) on my behalf.
    2)not enough physical evidence to me seems like a good enough indication he DIDN`T do it.
    3)he didn`t pay the money, his record label did and if i had the money, i`d pay them off too. i cant be bothered with long court processes and he`s a much busier man than i am.

  20. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    It is never too soon to make fun of a dead popstar
  21. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Made me chuckle
  22. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Lol pedophilia.
  23. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Looks like you pissed off UserNamedamn by calling him guilty I mean what is the difference we know he was guilty we know OJ was guilty come on common sense people quite worshiping a baby toucher.
  24. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    :O
  25. Profile photo of krackfishy3
    krackfishy3 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    We made fun of him when he was still alive, why would it be too soon just because he`s dead?
  26. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    it`s been like 3 months.

    That`s 12 weeks.

  27. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    No. Too late. I`ve forgotten who he is.
  28. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    This joke is old and no longer funny anymore. It`s just plain disgusting.
  29. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    I`m tired of Michael Jackson. It isn`t too soon, but it was always toooo much.
  30. Profile photo of kaechan
    kaechan Female 18-29
    122 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    For the love of God...The man is dead! Let him rest in peace. Funny to make fun of a dead man? I think not thats just sicken!
  31. Profile photo of Eyedea
    Eyedea Male 18-29
    81 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    jesus. just let him be
  32. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Its not too soon, but this pic is still kinda boring, the comments from lunatics getting upset about it are kinda funny though, so well done :)
  33. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    It is sad that someone who was a champion for children is treated so poorly.

    I think the joke is funny, but the assumption that MJ was a child molester is not funny.

  34. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    im so tired of michael jackson. he`s been dead for months. -.-
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    > StarDagger
    > It is sad that someone who was a champion for children is treated so poorly.

    Who the f*ck are you talking about!? He was a frikkin child molesting sick dratter! Wake up and smell the roses, there`s a "real" world out there.

  36. Profile photo of Pyrolep
    Pyrolep Female 18-29
    38 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    [email protected] getting so offended...it`s more entertaining than the photo itself.
  37. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    yeah... not so funny. kinda lame.
  38. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    @StarDagger

    Here`s the final question that will put an end forever to the Jackson/child molester debate.

    Would you have let your son or daughter stay overnight at Neverland?

    The answer has got to be no, otherwise you are/would be a bad f*cking parent.

  39. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    "yeah... not so funny. kinda lame."

    hilarious.

  40. Profile photo of The_Freekill
    The_Freekill Male 13-17
    104 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    For what`s it`s worth (not much, I know) Jordan Chandler (the kid "molested" by MJ) has admitted he lied about the whole thing.

    http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id...

  41. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    i loled. and now i feel bad.
  42. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    I agree with StarDagger.

    It`s time to stop with the child molester jokes--first of all, child molestation is nothing to joke about. secondly, give the man some respect--he`s dead, after all. the jokes stopped being funny a long, long, looooooong time ago.

    I say we all move on to something else, and let Michael Jackson rest in peace.

  43. Profile photo of kaechan
    kaechan Female 18-29
    122 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    Very well said PsychGeek :).
  44. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    I was not expecting that.
  45. Profile photo of R33MIX
    R33MIX Male 13-17
    77 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    it`s really not funny.
  46. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    > PsychGeek
    > give the man some respect--he`s dead, after all. I say we all move on to something else, and let Michael Jackson rest in peace

    He`s better off that way, and none of his victims will have "peace" for the rest of their lives so why the drat should he? I say we dig him up and find a good necrophiliac to keep him company in Hell.

  47. Profile photo of kaechan
    kaechan Female 18-29
    122 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    You are the sick twisted one Lionhart2 do you even have proof that he done such things? The boy who claimed MJ molested him said "I was lying he didn`t touch me." >> So shut your damn month, and let the man rest in peace!
  48. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    Oh. OH. I get it. Lovely.
  49. Profile photo of mle2009
    mle2009 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    I laughed. And I`m not ashamed to admit it.
  50. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    LionHart2---I`m not going to comment on how immature, thoughtless, irrational, stupid, and heartless your comment is, because you have done that yourself just by saying what you did.

    What I WILL say is that there is no point in arguing over whether or not he did it, because you will never be able to find one shred of ACTUAL evidence to prove he did. It`s all circumstantial evidence, which proves nothing.

    So until you can prove to the entire world that he DID in fact molest the children at his ranch, I suggest you keep your mouth shut. k thanks.

  51. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    :"/ Umyeah. Too soon. Not really that funny to begin with.
  52. Profile photo of Jov_BH
    Jov_BH Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    Tasteless.
  53. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    I loled.
    And it was never too soon for MJ jokes. I made them the day he died.
    Goddamn pedo, he was.

    And his death got WAAAAAY too much media coverage. The public stopped being interested in a full-on revolution in Iran because some pedo who maybe sang THREE good songs (Billy Jean, Thriller, Beat It) in his entire career died.
    No one cared about Billy Mays (I was totally unaffected by MJ`s death, but I miss "Pitchmen" and Billy Mays in general), and the news went on about it for weeks. He should have gotten ONE news report, like a normal celebrity, and that was it.

    And before anyone rips on me, this is MY OPINION. I am ENTITLED to it.

  54. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    > PsychGeek
    > kaechan

    I hope you`re both very happy with your MJ memories. God knows plenty of kids aren`t.

  55. Profile photo of nancyxgirl
    nancyxgirl Female 13-17
    40 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    Amusing, but maybe a little too soon :)
  56. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    PsychGeek - Well looking at all the nude pictures/statues and general ``odd`` things he had sprawled all over his abode, I would take a guess, he liked kiddies, more than the usual kiddy liker
  57. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:25 am
    Haha nice

    And to add to the comment wars:
    MJ is a pedo, good music, but a pedo. Teh End.

  58. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:27 am
    I respect your opinion, Jay2645, but you don`t understand because you weren`t born `back then` when Michael Jackson was the hottest thing in town.
  59. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:25 am
    @TheFreekill, ofc he said he lied, he got paid 35million. it was probably a condition of having teh 35mill
  60. Profile photo of aniahlator
    aniahlator Male 13-17
    65 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:49 am
    Michael Jackson own! Shut up! lol
  61. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:46 am
    the steve correl on my add is looking all too suspiciouse
    i think he pulled it down
  62. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    It`s never too soon. I`ve already made countless Patrick Swayze jokes :-D
  63. Profile photo of ILuvMJ
    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    some news for ya:
    Jordie Chandler was under the abuse of a mind-affercting drug administered by his dad (Evan) and then asked him about it. the drug likely made false memories in his mind. his dad was very jealous that MJ seemed to be taking his position as a parent away from him... so he then decided to ruin Michael Jackson`s name. instead of being such a jealous bowl of sht, if he had just realized that he was a bad parent then nothing bad would have ever happened. when you read J. Randy Taraborelli`s book about mj, Evan really makes himself seem like the bad guy,and he is. unfortunately, as we all know, the story of his life has a sad ending, with a doctor, a drug, an addict, and a million bad jokes.
  64. Profile photo of ILuvMJ
    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    in the last sentence i mean his as in MJ, not Evan. the bad guy makes money, and the bad guy wins.
  65. Profile photo of ILuvMJ
    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    and i bet fancy pulled the pants down just to make a joke.
  66. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    > Skeezer1991
    > It`s never too soon. I`ve already made countless Patrick Swayze jokes

    Yeah but in your defence, he already was a joke when he was still alive.

  67. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    > ILuvMJ
    > i bet fancy pulled the pants down just to make a joke

    He does that a lot actually. Every time he pulls his pants down, we laugh our tits off.

  68. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    I knew ILuvMJ wouldnt be so open to this. you have to admit, its somewhat funny.
  69. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
    166 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    "Look at it! It`s a once in a lifetime opportunity, man! Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in. I mean, come on man, where I am I gonna go? Cliffs on both sides! I`m not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on! "
    Timeless..
  70. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:23 am
    I do not approve. Stupid joke.
  71. Profile photo of bitchqueen
    bitchqueen Female 30-39
    12 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 3:30 am
    lol, i fort it was funny!
  72. Profile photo of Skyler92
    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    bloody hilarious.

    ok. slight exaggeration. but it tickled me somewhat.

  73. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 1:02 am
    stupid joke. definitely too soon.
  74. Profile photo of Brittany0100
    Brittany0100 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:00 am
    stupid joke
  75. Profile photo of ladyfaye2683
    ladyfaye2683 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    lol that someone actually pantsed the maniquin
    MJ joke is sad and way to soon.
  76. Profile photo of SpeaeD
    SpeaeD Male 70 & Over
    13 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 3:34 am
    Bad, Bad humor.

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