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Date: 09/27/09 09:05 AM

49 Responses to Man Tries To Cash A Check

  1. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    September 26, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    Link: Man Tries To Cash A Check - And guess for how much?
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    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:10 am
    lol
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    Twisssted Female 18-29
    99 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:11 am
    wow.. isn`t he smart...
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    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Tsk.. Americans *rolls eyes*

    Only joking. He really needs to get himself checked though.

    And I wouldn`t be dating his girlfriend if she`s going to turn out like her momma.

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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:13 am
    Words cannot express the supidity of this guy. Only one thing for it. *facepalm*
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Ahaha idiot.
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    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Billion dollars? Did he think any bank holds that much?
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:28 am
    the only thing dumber than that guys is this video
  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:30 am
    Willis? from the show Differnt storks calling somebody a dummy? now thats funny conidering his past record.. LMAO
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    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:39 am
    I`m getting a headache trying to think of something to say about this dude.
  11. Profile photo of Twisssted
    Twisssted Female 18-29
    99 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:40 am
    What bugs me most is that the bank teller was going to stamp it until he/her saw it was for rent... ....
  12. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:42 am
    A new level in stupidity.

    Most bank branches have less than $50,000 in cash on the premises at any given time anyway, and significantly less than that within an hour of the close of business that day.

    In fact, if you wanted to withdraw a substantial amount, say $10,000 you`d have to call the bank in advance, and then they`re going to tell you that they have to order the cash, which can take them two or three business days!

    My bank won`t allow me to withdraw more than $360 a day from an ATM, and I just found out that if I wanted to withdraw more than $4000 at once, they will charge me a penalty of 10% of the amount withdrawn!

    I will now be taking ALL of my money OUT of the bank except for a small checking account, buying gold coins with it, and burying those somewhere on my property. They`re paying me less than 2% interest on a sizable deposit of cash, all of which they get back from me in "fees" anyway, plus a little bit more.

    Banks SUCK.

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    FumblingMala Male 18-29
    56 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:49 am
    Doctor Evil`s real life counterpart?

    I`d say so.

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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:51 am
    Seriously? "and they were close to stamping it, when..." Wow. So they nearly took it upon themselves to pay out that much...? Holy cwap!
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    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:02 am
    @osirisascend

    You need a new bank. Ask them about their loaning policies. If they`re a concervative bank, then they won`t take risks with your money. Also, look at your bank account. If your account isn`t highly variable, then take the cushion and put it into a high-interest closed CD.

    You just have to know that banks WANT you to save money. You put money in their bank for 3% interest, they loan it out for 12% interest -- they pocket that 9%. No savings, no loans.

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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:07 am
    D
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    S!!!! He takes stupid to a whole NEW LEVEL!
  17. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:12 am
    @ obhwfgirl: I have other investments including a stock portfolio, that goes without saying. My point is that in my opinion, banks are no longer trustworthy institutions. Therefore, as opposed to trusting them with my liquid assets, I will take the responsibility of keeping them secure myself by buying gold, which is easily converted into cash without a bank being involved.

    At this time I have no use for any bank services other than a small checking account anyway, and I, like most people am disgusted at the restrictions that bank put on my access to MY money.

    I don`t need a different bank, the banks need to stop holding their customers hostage.

    Next time you`re at YOUR bank, ask them what procedures you`d have to follow if you wanted to withdraw 10K of YOUR money right there on the spot. I think you`ll be horrified at how they are able to restrict your access to YOUR money.

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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:17 am
    What a moron.
    And this looks like a really crap TV show too.
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:37 am
    I love the smoking gun presents world`s dumbest, the people on there crack me up
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    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:45 am
    FAIL
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:56 am
    That was funny to begin with. But then my sense of pity drove out the funny. I hate my sense of pity!
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 11:00 am
    f I wanted to withdraw more than $4000 at once, they will charge me a penalty of 10% of the amount withdrawn!

    Wow. Your bank REALLY sucks. I mean I though I disliked my bank, but now I`m kinda glad.

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    ExplosiveDJ Male 13-17
    81 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Dumbass!!!
  24. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 11:14 am
    @ LazyMe484: Yes, they do suck. But ALL banks have policies that benefit them over their depositors! Next time you`re at YOUR bank, ask them how long it would take them to process a $20,000 withdrawl if you had that much on deposit with them, and what penalties there would be for doing so.

    I think you`ll be surprised at the control they arbitrarily take over YOUR money.

    I think you`ll

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    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 11:33 am
    Hahaha he probably didnt even know how much that really was...
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 11:45 am
    What is this, E!? I hate that channel. Just look at all those loud douches trying too hard to be funny.
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    Papytendo Male 13-17
    19 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    @TheSharpest That`s from TruTV, not E!.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Why did this news article remind me of an episode of Pimp My Ride or some similar MTV show?
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Why make trillions when you can make billions? XD
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    girlfriend must be pissed.
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    What a tool!
  32. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    I`m pretty sure the almost stamping part was just another joke.
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    what sort of drugs was this man on to actually write all those zeroes? i mean seriously, no amount of idiocy or ignorance could possibly provoke a person to REALLY believe that would work.

    let`s take a field trip to the first grade and see how many kids think that ploy would fool the bank. Ooh! good idea, let`s actually do that!

    *gets on IAB bus*

  34. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Ahh, stupid stupid people.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    that would be a fun thing to try and do. I`d write gajillion, or google, or soemthing funnier
  36. Profile photo of Snow_Crash
    Snow_Crash Female 18-29
    211 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    I liked the "national debt" quip.
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    fúckin americans
  38. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    i don`t think keyboard cat has the power 2 play this
    fool off!!! X(
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    k33k334ever Female 13-17
    7 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    one word-DUMMY!
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    redips11 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    what the hell
    dumbass focking hilarious but dumbass
  41. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    osirisascend > I`m pretty sure I couldn`t withdraw that much. Or if I could, the limit would be something like $10k. But then its not your typical request is it? Its not like every other person is cashing $10k every time they visit. But this 10% fee you mention is brutal. And I mean REALLY brutal. Even among banks, yours sucks. I`d recommend switching.
  42. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    Just add 3 more zero`s for good measure... what`s the worst that could happen?
  43. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    I like the random d-list celebrities making fun of poor people... Made it smarter... Yes...
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    Baphometa Male 18-29
    70 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    The guy may be dumb but ask yourself this whos really the dub person here the criminal OR the bank clerk who almost cashed it until she saw rent on the memo?
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    THEY WERE JUST ABOUT TO STAMP IT!!!!???? They`re stupider then he is
  46. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    "I shall cash this cheque for... ONE HUNDRED and SIXTY, *BILLION* DOLLARS!!!!"
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    REBEL45 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:18 am
    That guy is a proper retard! XD
  48. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    Dfaulted- that was a joke...
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    truckintim87 Male 50-59
    46 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 6:21 am
    what a stupid f*cktard!!!!! LOL

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