Kids And Food Coloring

Submitted by: unsub 8 years ago in Funny

Mom leaves, tells Dad to watch the kids. Dad says, “OK”, then plays on the computer.
There are 62 comments:
Male 3,915
poor guy....that sucks...at least he was cool about it and blamed himself.....still sucks though...
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Female 253
Hahahaha... GOLD
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Male 1,598
hahaha... that sucks XD
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Female 166
MrAnonymous, funny that you wrote "Ohi vai" because as soon as I read the description that`s what I was going to write. Oy vey! Nothing else to say.
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Male 216
And that doesnt come out either. Ohi Vai THAT SUCKS.
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Female 186
I have 2 kids... although they have never did anything like this before, I think I would come home and laugh my butt off at the kids and the hubby. Of course If we had to take the kids anywhere I would make the husband explain why the kids are blue.
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Female 913
could`ve been worse.... could`ve been swallowing bleach.
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Male 350
daninicki: haha. your kids are gonna be incredibly spoiled brats.
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Female 1,572
Awww
your mom`s gonna kill me all over our new floor omg ahhh."
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Female 1
Awww I agree with fealiks. His commentary is the best part XD
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Female 185
at least the man is sensible and responsible enough to laugh at his kids instead of beat them, and also to admit that it was his fault that this happened
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Female 3,598
smack them up. dumb kids. i`m never having any. all they do is destroy everything.
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Male 1,718
Lol mammas gonna be real pissed. They are michael jackson kids
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Male 224
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Female 78
Sure, b*tches belong in the kitchen. But be nice to us, we know an entire list of poisons that don`t show up on the toxic screen test through your autopsy report ;3
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Male 197
@notallowed
would rat poison be such a bad thing?
LOOK AT THE LINOLEUM!!!1!!
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Female 3,726
kikayoaka Male, 13-17, Midwest US 280 Posts Monday, September 14, 2009 2:24:25 AM
That`s why mom`s CANNOT be let out of the kitchen.
WOMEN
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I`ll let that comment slide since you are just a little boy. You`ll figure it out soon enough sweetie who really controls everything!

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Female 526
luckly, they found food coloring and not rat poison
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Male 352
That`s why mom`s CANNOT be let out of the kitchen.

WOMEN

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Female 3,726
That`s why dad`s CANNOT be left alone.....


MEN

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Female 230
This is so cute! I did this once...I covered the bathroom in soap and slid around. Then I couldn`t open the door. (opie?!)
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Male 895
good post
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Male 15,832
Kaligoddess "Omfg what the hell was he doing that his 1yr old and 3 yr old had enough time to make that much of a mess!"

Obviously he was on I-A-B!

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Female 1,095
I like how he just gets a camera and laughs at it. I would not have had that reaction.
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Female 1
Omfg what the hell was he doing that his 1yr old and 3 yr old had enough time to make that much of a mess! yeah stuff happens but ya know kids under 8 really shouldn`t be left unmonitored long enough to pretty much paint the friggin floor with food coloring...this is so the daddys fault not the kids
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Female 3,828
and btw, this stuff happens to the best of parents. and how would you even clean that up though?
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Female 3,828
lol he just taped it laughing and let them keep doing it. a mom would have been like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU LITTLE MONSTERS DONT MOVE!!!get in the bathtub!! dont touch anything...
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Female 89
this is why never want to have kids.
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Female 901
yeah i wanna see the moms reaction!! lmao
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Female 838
That stuff does NOT come out! Wow did I hear him say new hardwoods? Yep a dead man!
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Male 715
I swear it sounded like(@30 sec mark):
Father:Your mother`s gonna kill me
Daughter:Me?
Father:Oh you too. yeah.
Daughter:I`m cute...

Cute will only get ya so far.
Though I`m sure that`s not what she said, I find it more funny to think she did.

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Male 17,512
I want to see the wives reaction.
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Male 906
what little poos
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Female 83
I would much rather have seen the mother`s reaction. That would have been entertainment!
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Male 2,582
Time to put it up for adoption.
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Female 917
Ugh, I remember when I was about 6/7, we use to have these huge buckets of powdered laundry soap, and I had taken it, and my plastic shovel and made the garage a "Winter Wonderland"

Then my mom used a have a vase of these decorative thin, almost wood-like switches in a vase. I remember she went and got one and "switched" me with it. Then she made me help her clean it up.

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Female 211
Hose time!
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Female 1,589
Wrap them in wet dishtowels and have the slide around on the floor till it`s clean.
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Male 1,590
I never understood why anyone would want more than one child. Especially while they already have one that is still in diapers.
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Female 414
"Kill all children..."

I`m with you opie!

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Female 68
wow I don`t know if I would ever be allowed out of my room again if I did this when I was younger.
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Female 15,763
Kill all children...
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Male 1,929
The older one wouldn`t be allowed out of her room for a week. The baby was just being a cute baby though ^_^
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Female 1,260
See, this is why mom`s are always on edge and dad`s just don`t understand why....`cuz we know those little brats are just lookin` for something to destroy!! We know that they are really mutant demons disguised as innocent children and we have to be on alert every moment of the day . . . and night! Oh, especially night! Those demons can see in the dark! I know, I was one of them for a couple years - oh yes, I was...I found all kinds of good things to destroy and maim and then I taught my baby sister so the legend would live on!!!

BTW...I think the youngest demon was smearing something he may have found in his diaper, hmm?

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Male 364
Man, if I had done that I`d have been whalloped and grounded for a month, not have it sugar-coatingly glamourised in the way only America can.
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Female 288
Haha, I would be so choked if that happened at my house.
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Male 2,076
"When it goes quiet, drop what your doing and look for your dog/spawn."

ding ding ding ding ding ding lol spot on nidonemo

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Female 525
Haha it`s all cute til he actually has to clean it.
I loved how he kept saying "she`s gonna kill me".
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Female 7,994
Yeah Nidonemo- I know, no1 son `decorated` a new wool carpet with a tin of white gloss, no2 daughter did it with nail polish. Food cleans up ( most of the time), but I did get pretty neurotic about silence, or quiet giggling.And don`t forget the dog- passing a happy hour chewing the sofa to bits.
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Female 395
omg. that must have stained their skin for a good few days. although i love how dad decided that rather than chuck the kids in the bath he goes to get the video camera... nice.
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Female 1,890
ewwwwwwww i dont like kids
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Male 7,378
Although I feel for the dad in this video, I ask again.. Whomever it is at IAB who recently became a parent and can`t STFU about their stupid kids needs to be reassigned temporarily for the good of the website.
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Male 9,305
First Rule of Pet and Child Ownership:

When it goes quiet, drop what your doing and look for your dog/spawn.

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Female 414
at least the father was good-natured about it, he took the blame
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Female 1,395
and shave her head so she doesnt forget the shame for a good while.
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Female 1,395
now make her clean it up. Thats not cute.
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Female 2,927
dad will be sleeping on the couch for the next week.
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Female 1,401
hahaha! omg this is why i work with kids
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Male 1
lmao, one more reason not to leave dad in charge
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Male 569
i kinda wanna kick the kids
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Male 4,680
I did the same thing with talcum powder :D
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Female 924
Link: Kids And Food Coloring [Rate Link] - Mom leaves, tells Dad to watch the kids. Dad says, “OK”, then plays on the computer.
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