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Date: 09/29/09 11:05 AM

39 Responses to How To Deal With The Sham That Is Facebook

  1. Profile photo of halifaxgirl
    halifaxgirl Female 30-39
    3 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:18 am
    Link: How To Deal With The Sham That Is Facebook - Apparently, if you embrace Facebook as one big generator of shame-lies, you can make the site work to your advantage.
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:26 am
    Nooo not another Atom link! These are not welcome here. >-(
  3. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:29 am
    Is there a page two or something? I found none of that even a bit amusing.
  4. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:29 am
    is ian cheesman on the iab payroll?? i swear this guy has NEVER been funny...
  5. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:56 am
    How about how to deal with a sham called Atom? I didn`t find anything relevant nor remotely funny. Jeeze.
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    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:03 am
    i was so confused that there was no page 2
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:05 am
    Boring.
  8. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:12 am
    I see the Atom page loading and just cancel it right-away. That-way I don`t waste my time.
    Mind-you I am at work and should probably be working right-now.
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    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:30 am
    iab can`t leave atom alone
  10. Profile photo of flambore
    flambore Male 40-49
    66 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:30 am
    This was about as pointless as tits on a bull.
  11. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:33 am
    I really don`t want to be prejudiced about a site, but this time, I have to side with the Atomhaters. Or at least notAtomlovers.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:48 am
    While the quality of the pic posts has shown a minimal increase, that increase is negated by crap like this.

    I have officially joined the ranks of those that will close the tab as soon as I see the name Ian Cheesman, or an atom logo.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:52 am

    This was about as pointless as tits on a bull.

    I agree. Furthermore facebook sucks.

  14. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:23 am
    ... what was the point of this?
  15. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:13 am
    Seriously? Thats it? At no point in this rambling, incoherent response were they even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
  16. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:15 am
    fail.
  17. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:30 am
    Loves me some Billy Madison
  18. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:02 am
    It started okay, then led itself around in confusion.

    ...but I liked th wrestler and unicorn pic, that was amusing.

  19. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:28 am
    I started to open it, then I saw "Atom" and I closed it quickly before I was exposed to any of the dumbness that is Atom. Then I saw your comments and realized I had made the right choice.
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    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:55 am
    wtf did i just read? o_O
  21. Profile photo of uncleduck
    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Atom must not pay very well, because Cheeseman can actually be funny at Cracked.

    Which is odd, because Atom must be paying IAB very well.

  22. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Facebook is awesome. The only people who don`t think facebook is awesome haven`t tried facebook. I mean Twitter, yeah that sucks, but facebook is just great.

    As for this actual article, like most things on Atom, I didn`t have a clue what on earth it was trying to say, and I didn`t find it entertaining either.

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    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Is it just me or does everyone immediately close the link as soon as they see its Atom?
  24. Profile photo of Moenkie
    Moenkie Male 18-29
    312 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Thanks for clearing all that up.
  25. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    No more Atom?
  26. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Usually Atom is just dumb and irrelevant, but I`ve never seen them get their facts so blatantly wrong before.

    Facebook didn`t start as a "professional networking utility", it started as a way for people to meet other people at their college. The whole idea was that you join your school network (which was closed to anyone outside of your school), so you had a built in community. You couln`t even join without a valid college email address (ending in .edu).

    After they realized how popular it was, they opened it up to everyone and once it became an international hit, the "tech-savvy professional" (yuppie) types started using it to "network" (whore themselves out).

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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5440 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    atom = shat
  28. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    nope. its atom.
  29. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    They should really post a warning, kinda like the NSFW thing only have it warn about ATOM links.
  30. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    wait.... wheres the funny?
  31. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Gah! Why did you trick me into viewing the sh-thole that is Atom?
    They try so hard to be humorous and fail every time!
  32. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    Ok yes is was dry but the kool-aid thing was good if you watch family guy you know what I am talking about.
  33. Profile photo of pockypowah
    pockypowah Female 18-29
    33 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    Why does crap like this get posted?
  34. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 12:35 am
    ...aaaaaand im not going to click on an atom.com link... EVER.
  35. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:51 am
    the koolaid statue in the back was the best part
  36. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:47 am
    i saw atom and closed it.
  37. Profile photo of gornyhuy
    gornyhuy Male 30-39
    31 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 8:52 am
    I didn`t see it was atom, then realized it sucked royal ass and THEN saw it was atom and remembered that atom sucks always.
  38. Profile photo of spazzyone93
    spazzyone93 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    ha that pic he put up of asheville brewing is in my hometown :D I`ve heard they have awesome beer :)
  39. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 1:39 am
    why is atom soooo not funny?!?!?

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