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Date: 09/01/09 09:05 AM

56 Responses to How Parents Use Facebook to Stalk Their Kids [Vid]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 1, 2009 at 8:15 am
    Link: How Parents Use Facebook to Stalk Their Kids - Gloria Bianco shows how distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    September 1, 2009 at 10:15 am
    And this is why I never accept my parent`s friends requests.
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    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:15 am
    haha "now the only thing keeping you from knowing your child`s life is having a life of your own.
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    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:17 am
    Even though its fake this is still pretty funny :D
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    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:23 am
    not cool... srsly lol
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    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:23 am
    I thought the Onion was supposed to do fake news?
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    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:24 am
    lol
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    riarap Female 13-17
    45 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:27 am
    god that women really hated that jenny
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    Epiales Female 13-17
    39 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:33 am
    What made this even creepier was how casually they said it and with a straight face.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:34 am
    Why am I not surprised?
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:34 am
    Hahaha, my mum always posts on my walland comments on my photos, it`s so annoying. There`s an important lesson to be learned here, NEVER add your parents of facebook.
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    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:50 am
    My goodness, is she for real? What a nosy mom lol.
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    Gluggr Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2009 at 11:09 am
    Me likey onion :)
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    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 11:12 am
    Even though it`s from Onion, this could definitely pass as a real news story.
    I mean, how many times on IAB have we seen moms embarrass their son or daughter on facebook?
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 11:13 am
    That`s why the onion is greatness!
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    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 11:16 am
    why do people always miss that its onion lol
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    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 11:25 am
    i thought this was real until i saw it was onion
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    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 11:33 am
    lmao, exactly why I won`t let my mom add me on facebook
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    carmelnev Female 40-49
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    September 1, 2009 at 11:45 am
    This has to be one for all Mother`s when their children are over 25 and married !! because it`s what we all wanted to do when they were younger !!
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 11:47 am
    phew it`s just Onion News.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Just don`t add them. :-P
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    funny video, but i can`t stand overprotective mothers, especially the kind who make up fake "child corruption" stories and post them on the web.
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    helenium Female 18-29
    40 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    LMAO. That would suck. This is why privacy settings were invented. Still it would be pretty annoying having someone write all over your page.

    My brother doing it is weird enough.

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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Yup, that`s my step mom..
  25. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    Thank goodness this is Onion News...and yet there are still crazy parents like this...
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    dude, if kids are dumb enough to post poo like that all over the internet then they deserve to have their parents lookin at it. i think parents have every right to be interested in what is going on in their childs life. if you wanna keep up the good kid persona, then be more careful. that`s what i did!
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    hahahaha. Wow.
  28. Profile photo of Steyene
    Steyene Male 18-29
    112 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Sam, I agree with you will the kids are actually drating kids living at home, and aren`t consenting adults living at college possibly in another state. When we do that, its called stalking. Which is a felony.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    i wanna know who actually thinks that you stop being your childs parent when you turn 18? we are all our parents children our entire lives. my desire to keep all the bad stuff i do a secret from them doesn`t stem from being worried about being in trouble like it did when i was a kid, it`s more like a desire to let their minds be at ease, because i know it would hurt their feelings if they knew i tripped on acid all the time@! woo!!!
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    alimander Female 18-29
    182 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    See the sad thing is even though this is a p**s take, my mum and brother do this to me :S
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    gaaraaraag Male 13-17
    23 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    it seems really really fake to me
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    justcrazy13 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    I like how its all dear Jeff SUCK IT! haha
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    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    i love the onion ^-^
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    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Onion is still amusing, but it sure was alot funnier when people didn`t know it was a fake newssite
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    "it seems really really fake to me"

    no way

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    binary_soul Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    Damn Onion, almost bought it XD
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    RoomsOfRuin Female 18-29
    36 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    Lol, see my mom does this but she actually puts funny comments only once in a while, and she approves of my, well..less that exemplary life (though it`s not bad, at all. I`m fairly prudent.)
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    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    i thought it was real in the very beginning, but seeing the word "onion" in the comments below ruined their ruse.
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    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    For the first half I was like there is no way this is real. Then I noticed the Onion scrolling at the bottom, They are getting better with their vids.
  40. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    The moms that do this are weird. Most moms don`t
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    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    HAHAHAHA i;m so sure that there are many parents out there like this.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    My mom is a friend of mine on facebook. But we all know what kind of profile I have. :D
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    Austiep Male 13-17
    101 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    go onion
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    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    it`s real. it`s all real.
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    moogleluvr Male 13-17
    75 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    "Just make sure that you spell everything wrong and swear a lot". Love it!
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    Oh my god I thought it was real until they showed swear words... Hm.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 1:36 am
    Typical, no idea how to be a parent. Duuh, hide miniature radioactive transponders in the kids breakfast cereal like the rest of us, idiots!
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    hrlhrl2000 Male 30-39
    136 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 6:30 am
    I didn`t see the Onion logo but this has Onion written all over it. Freaking hilarious.
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    pockypowah Female 18-29
    33 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:34 am
    hrlhrl2000, it says "Onion News Network" in the first second of the video <__<
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    briirox Female 18-29
    179 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 10:55 am
    Is this real? lmao
  51. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    Damn I was getting all excited until I realized it was the onion.
  52. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Anyways, all you gotta do is put your parents on limited access. My parents don`t see any of my photos, for instance. Except certain folders that I choose they can see.
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    TimiRoxx Female 13-17
    49 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    Dude, just don`t add parents period.
    Even if they beg.
    Denied.
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    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    if my parents did that to me, id never talk to them again.
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    Inteluhgint Male 18-29
    135 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    I didn`t realise this was The Onion until i saw the twitter comment with f*** in it. You don`t know how relieved I am.
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    ExplosiveDJ Male 13-17
    81 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Lmfao.

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