How Parents Use Facebook to Stalk Their Kids [Vid]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Gloria Bianco shows how distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.
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Male 81
Lmfao.
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Male 135
I didn`t realise this was The Onion until i saw the twitter comment with f*** in it. You don`t know how relieved I am.
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Female 393
if my parents did that to me, id never talk to them again.
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Female 49
Dude, just don`t add parents period.
Even if they beg.
Denied.
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Female 1,963
Anyways, all you gotta do is put your parents on limited access. My parents don`t see any of my photos, for instance. Except certain folders that I choose they can see.
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Female 1,963
Damn I was getting all excited until I realized it was the onion.
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Female 179
Is this real? lmao
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Female 33
hrlhrl2000, it says "Onion News Network" in the first second of the video <__<
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Male 136
I didn`t see the Onion logo but this has Onion written all over it. Freaking hilarious.
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Male 8,302
Typical, no idea how to be a parent. Duuh, hide miniature radioactive transponders in the kids breakfast cereal like the rest of us, idiots!
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Male 1,523
Oh my god I thought it was real until they showed swear words... Hm.
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Male 75
"Just make sure that you spell everything wrong and swear a lot". Love it!
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Male 328
it`s real. it`s all real.
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Male 101
go onion
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Male 9,306
My mom is a friend of mine on facebook. But we all know what kind of profile I have. :D
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Female 523
HAHAHAHA i;m so sure that there are many parents out there like this.
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Male 1,918
The moms that do this are weird. Most moms don`t
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Male 350
For the first half I was like there is no way this is real. Then I noticed the Onion scrolling at the bottom, They are getting better with their vids.
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Male 569
i thought it was real in the very beginning, but seeing the word "onion" in the comments below ruined their ruse.
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Female 36
Lol, see my mom does this but she actually puts funny comments only once in a while, and she approves of my, well..less that exemplary life (though it`s not bad, at all. I`m fairly prudent.)
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Male 11
Damn Onion, almost bought it XD
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Female 2,289
"it seems really really fake to me"

no way

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Male 535
Onion is still amusing, but it sure was alot funnier when people didn`t know it was a fake newssite
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Male 251
i love the onion ^-^
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Female 20
I like how its all dear Jeff SUCK IT! haha
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Male 23
it seems really really fake to me
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Female 182
See the sad thing is even though this is a p**s take, my mum and brother do this to me :S
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Female 3,598
i wanna know who actually thinks that you stop being your childs parent when you turn 18? we are all our parents children our entire lives. my desire to keep all the bad stuff i do a secret from them doesn`t stem from being worried about being in trouble like it did when i was a kid, it`s more like a desire to let their minds be at ease, because i know it would hurt their feelings if they knew i tripped on acid all the time@! woo!!!
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Male 112
Sam, I agree with you will the kids are actually drating kids living at home, and aren`t consenting adults living at college possibly in another state. When we do that, its called stalking. Which is a felony.
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Male 10,440
hahahaha. Wow.
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Female 3,598
dude, if kids are dumb enough to post poo like that all over the internet then they deserve to have their parents lookin at it. i think parents have every right to be interested in what is going on in their childs life. if you wanna keep up the good kid persona, then be more careful. that`s what i did!
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Female 196
Thank goodness this is Onion News...and yet there are still crazy parents like this...
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Female 895
Yup, that`s my step mom..
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Female 40
LMAO. That would suck. This is why privacy settings were invented. Still it would be pretty annoying having someone write all over your page.

My brother doing it is weird enough.

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Male 1,140
funny video, but i can`t stand overprotective mothers, especially the kind who make up fake "child corruption" stories and post them on the web.
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Female 4,028
Just don`t add them. :-P
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Male 10,845
phew it`s just Onion News.
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Female 2
This has to be one for all Mother`s when their children are over 25 and married !! because it`s what we all wanted to do when they were younger !!
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Male 246
lmao, exactly why I won`t let my mom add me on facebook
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Female 1,043
i thought this was real until i saw it was onion
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Female 231
why do people always miss that its onion lol
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Female 751
That`s why the onion is greatness!
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Male 601
Even though it`s from Onion, this could definitely pass as a real news story.
I mean, how many times on IAB have we seen moms embarrass their son or daughter on facebook?
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Male 422
Me likey onion :)
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Male 114
My goodness, is she for real? What a nosy mom lol.
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Male 3,425
Hahaha, my mum always posts on my walland comments on my photos, it`s so annoying. There`s an important lesson to be learned here, NEVER add your parents of facebook.
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Female 9,402
Why am I not surprised?
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Female 39
What made this even creepier was how casually they said it and with a straight face.
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Female 45
god that women really hated that jenny
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Male 243
lol
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Male 575
I thought the Onion was supposed to do fake news?
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Male 233
not cool... srsly lol
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Male 162
Even though its fake this is still pretty funny :D
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Male 564
haha "now the only thing keeping you from knowing your child`s life is having a life of your own.
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Male 4,680
And this is why I never accept my parent`s friends requests.
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Male 19,879
Link: How Parents Use Facebook to Stalk Their Kids [Vid] [Rate Link] - Gloria Bianco shows how distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.
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