How Family Decals Are Ruining America

Submitted by: Obeast 8 years ago in Funny
http://community.atom.com/Post/How-Family-Decals-Are-Ruining-America/03EFBFFFF01800C6E000800CDB16F/

You know those groups of stickers on the back of cars? The ones that represent family members? THEY"RE DESTROYING US!
There are 38 comments:
Male 423
I think the person that wrote this needs a hug. I`m not being an ass either. Okay... maybe a little.
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Male 1,451
The fact that the baby feet were gender neutral creeped me out. Don`t they know yet?
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Male 3,310
"I think what bothers me is how these decals always depict families with some bizarre Stepford uniformity. "

I think what bothers him is uniformity. You know, like wake up, go to job, pay your taxes, take responsibility, be a citizen, that kind of thing.

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Female 232
My husband used to work for a mortuary.. I actually dug (ha) the feet decal... toe tags.. LOL
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Female 1,593
I was hesitant about clicking the link, and I`m sad I did. This was terrible. :|
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Male 180
That was just awful...
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Male 2,720
worst everything ever, and always.
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Female 1,199
Ugh Atom. -.-

Why even bother with decals when people have vastly more retarded bumper stickers.

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Female 528
Urgh, terrible.
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Female 161
I normally agree about Atom sucking, but this one was actually pretty funny I thought.
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Male 341
Wow the last three were just blatantly photoshopped, just look at the windshield wiper.
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Male 976
Atom will never ever be funny, I remember back when it was a site which only had professionally looking short films, but now it`s just full of crappy film makers with a lot of disposable money.
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Male 31
agreed 100%. Sometimes I`ll click a link, realize its atom and click off as soon as possible. Seriously.
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Male 741
What happened to Atom?
What happened to it being a site that hosted all kind of amazing short films?
Why is it now a terribly unfunny cracked rip-off?
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Male 3,842
Can we please declare a moratorium on linking to "atom" - they are never funny, especially not this one. Maybe at least a warning that the link is to "atom," so I know not to click it!
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Male 394
sick of IAB trying to fool me into reading anything from Atom. Bribes, I say!
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Male 1,002
Is this something people do when they live in cul-de-sacs?
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Male 5,314
screw atom
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Male 9,305
soundman: HAH! XD
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Female 931
lmfao, :p
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Male 371
uncle is like whoa look at mimi.
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Female 133
What`s really bad about these is when the parents get divorced. "Okay, kids, it`s time to go peel Daddy`s sticker off the car!"
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Female 15,763
I`ve... definitely never seen one of these.
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Male 445
I always think it`s hilarious when I see the names on the car.

So, now I know your daughters` first names, I can get your last with your license plate.

With that information, I can appear to know your family for a long time. No, it`s ok, Cindy, remember when....

Dumbasses.

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Male 84
I saw this one the other day

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Male 608
Not as stupid as the "balls" on the back of trucks!
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Male 227
msieg007...they don`t need to know how to drive: God is in control.
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Female 73
"The only stickers that are worse are the ones that read: "My son/daughter is an honor student at (insert name of dead astronaut or politician here) Middle School"."
I got those every grading quarter at my Middle School for three years, and stuck them to my shirt every time :D.
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Female 3,828
wow i didnt know these existed. now i too long for calvin peeing on various sports logos... thanx for making me depressed, iab.
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Male 9,305
What`s worse are those HUGE decals that cover the ENTIRE back window screaming "JESUS DIED FOR YOU AND ME" and they have his face in all the blood and agony and crap.

Who the fu.k wants to look at that crap!? Seriously!? I don`t want to stare at a guy in the throngs of torture while stuck in traffic! You sick fu.ks!

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Male 2,034
Even more annoying IMO are the Jesus-fish on cars. 95% of the people I see with those are TERRIBLE drivers, leading me to believe there is some sort of correlation between the two.
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Male 3,058
I see these STUPID "family" decals in Minneapolis all the time.

They make me want to scream: "WHO CARES MR. & MRS. SUBURBIA??? NOW WE JUST HATE YOU MORE!!!"

The only stickers that are worse are the ones that read: "My son/daughter is an honor student at (insert name of dead astronaut or politician here) Middle School".

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Male 606
God, I see these things in Canada, too.
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Male 2,440
The only decal I would ever consider putting on my car is one that simply says "I Support Ribbons."
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Male 670
atom=suck
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Male 677
thank god we dont have this crap in england
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Male 426
ian cheesman is trying to hard.
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Male 65
Link: How Family Decals Are Ruining America [Rate Link] - You know those groups of stickers on the back of cars? The ones that represent family members? THEY`RE DESTROYING US!
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