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Date: 09/17/09 09:05 AM

38 Responses to How Family Decals Are Ruining America

  1. Profile photo of Obeast
    Obeast Male 13-17
    65 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 8:25 am
    Link: How Family Decals Are Ruining America - You know those groups of stickers on the back of cars? The ones that represent family members? THEY`RE DESTROYING US!
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    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 9:47 am
    ian cheesman is trying to hard.
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 9:52 am
    thank god we dont have this crap in england
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    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 10:01 am
    atom=suck
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 10:11 am
    The only decal I would ever consider putting on my car is one that simply says "I Support Ribbons."
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 10:22 am
    God, I see these things in Canada, too.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 11:16 am
    I see these STUPID "family" decals in Minneapolis all the time.

    They make me want to scream: "WHO CARES MR. & MRS. SUBURBIA??? NOW WE JUST HATE YOU MORE!!!"

    The only stickers that are worse are the ones that read: "My son/daughter is an honor student at (insert name of dead astronaut or politician here) Middle School".

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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 11:59 am
    Even more annoying IMO are the Jesus-fish on cars. 95% of the people I see with those are TERRIBLE drivers, leading me to believe there is some sort of correlation between the two.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    What`s worse are those HUGE decals that cover the ENTIRE back window screaming "JESUS DIED FOR YOU AND ME" and they have his face in all the blood and agony and crap.

    Who the fu.k wants to look at that crap!? Seriously!? I don`t want to stare at a guy in the throngs of torture while stuck in traffic! You sick fu.ks!

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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    wow i didnt know these existed. now i too long for calvin peeing on various sports logos... thanx for making me depressed, iab.
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    Whaley_girl Female 13-17
    73 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    "The only stickers that are worse are the ones that read: "My son/daughter is an honor student at (insert name of dead astronaut or politician here) Middle School"."
    I got those every grading quarter at my Middle School for three years, and stuck them to my shirt every time :D.
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    gunslinger Male 30-39
    227 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    msieg007...they don`t need to know how to drive: God is in control.
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    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Not as stupid as the "balls" on the back of trucks!
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    soundman427 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    I saw this one the other day

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    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    I always think it`s hilarious when I see the names on the car.

    So, now I know your daughters` first names, I can get your last with your license plate.

    With that information, I can appear to know your family for a long time. No, it`s ok, Cindy, remember when....

    Dumbasses.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    I`ve... definitely never seen one of these.
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    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    What`s really bad about these is when the parents get divorced. "Okay, kids, it`s time to go peel Daddy`s sticker off the car!"
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    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    uncle is like whoa look at mimi.
  19. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    lmfao, :p
  20. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    soundman: HAH! XD
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    screw atom
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Is this something people do when they live in cul-de-sacs?
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    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    sick of IAB trying to fool me into reading anything from Atom. Bribes, I say!
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Can we please declare a moratorium on linking to "atom" - they are never funny, especially not this one. Maybe at least a warning that the link is to "atom," so I know not to click it!
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    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    What happened to Atom?
    What happened to it being a site that hosted all kind of amazing short films?
    Why is it now a terribly unfunny cracked rip-off?
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    gornyhuy Male 30-39
    31 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    agreed 100%. Sometimes I`ll click a link, realize its atom and click off as soon as possible. Seriously.
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    Atom will never ever be funny, I remember back when it was a site which only had professionally looking short films, but now it`s just full of crappy film makers with a lot of disposable money.
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    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    Wow the last three were just blatantly photoshopped, just look at the windshield wiper.
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    gluebottle Female 18-29
    161 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    I normally agree about Atom sucking, but this one was actually pretty funny I thought.
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    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Urgh, terrible.
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Ugh Atom. -.-

    Why even bother with decals when people have vastly more retarded bumper stickers.

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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    worst everything ever, and always.
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    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    That was just awful...
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    I was hesitant about clicking the link, and I`m sad I did. This was terrible. :|
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    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 6:35 am
    My husband used to work for a mortuary.. I actually dug (ha) the feet decal... toe tags.. LOL
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 2:36 am
    "I think what bothers me is how these decals always depict families with some bizarre Stepford uniformity. "

    I think what bothers him is uniformity. You know, like wake up, go to job, pay your taxes, take responsibility, be a citizen, that kind of thing.

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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:54 am
    The fact that the baby feet were gender neutral creeped me out. Don`t they know yet?
  38. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    I think the person that wrote this needs a hug. I`m not being an ass either. Okay... maybe a little.

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