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Date: 09/07/09 09:04 AM

89 Responses to Hannah Montana Chewable Candy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:57 am
    Link: Hannah Montana Chewable Candy - When is someone going to take Miley Cyrus and throw her child protective services?
  2. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:07 am
    This is utterly right. She doesn`t deserve better.
  3. Profile photo of razr
    razr Male 13-17
    20 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Guitar? Surreee. Arent guitars like not skin colored?
  4. Profile photo of Armitage
    Armitage Male 18-29
    149 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Igettit... lol
  5. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:10 am
    wheres a hero when we need one.. save us!
  6. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Pedo shapes are always funny next to Hannah Montana!
  7. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:16 am
    pedo shapes? i don`t know what your talking about but we all know miley cyrus has had bigger ones that that in her mouth.
  8. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:17 am
    terrible
  9. Profile photo of LukesJester
    LukesJester Female 13-17
    50 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:29 am
    lol Funny.
  10. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:31 am
    when are they going to do Hannah Montoya arse wipes?
    they would be hugely satisfying
  11. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:32 am
    I saw this the other day at work and had to hold back from laughing.
  12. Profile photo of k8yh249
    k8yh249 Female 13-17
    29 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:33 am
    portion control? srsly?
  13. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:34 am
    And why is it pink colored lol.
  14. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:52 am
    lol i missed that, PORTION CONTROL! lmao
  15. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Its too small.
  16. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:10 am
    I had one. They`re tough! DEFINITELY ate it only for the lulz. And yes, they really do all look quite phallic.
  17. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:12 am
    So bad..in so many ways. Why can`t the whole Miley Cyrus thing just roll over and die already?
  18. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:19 am
    thats not a guitar, thats a dick
  19. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:28 am
    omg, shes the next brittany spears, im waiting for her to shave her head
  20. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:30 am
    Repost, but still, :D
    LULZ!
  21. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:32 am
    between the dick shape gummy and her wide open mouth photo ,oh my
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:35 am
    You should see the flesh color mikes then. They are just as bad.
  23. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:43 am
    Is it just me or does that tiny, severed dick look like it just swallowed an eggplant? Also, please tell me the microphone shaped ones are also skin colored. Please tell me the people behind that sh.t really have that little foresight.
  24. Profile photo of dead-groom
    dead-groom Male 18-29
    81 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:47 am
    she needs to die
  25. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:50 am
    I am guessing that`s a sour one.
  26. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:51 am
    less teeth, more tongue.
  27. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:07 am
    Lol penis.
  28. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:11 am
    hehehe u know she loves it really
  29. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:15 am
    i thought it said "individual pouches for abortion control" for a minute...
  30. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:16 am
    is that a penis?
  31. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:18 am
    lol portion control.
  32. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:23 am
    i gotta find me some of these! cuz hannah montana rox.
  33. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:23 am
    Suck my guitar.
  34. Profile photo of RawrXD
    RawrXD Male 18-29
    145 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:26 am
    lol
  35. Profile photo of Charlai
    Charlai Male 13-17
    104 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Damn it, Miley. Stop making money!
  36. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:45 am
    "Suck my guitar."

    Speak into my microphone.

  37. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 11:45 am
    my mom is getting me gummy hannah montannah vitamins so i can bite her head off.
    i love my mom :)
  38. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    Oh my.
  39. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    i hate this girl so much. she`s so self-absorbed, along with the jonas brothers, selena gomaez, and practically 99% of the teenagers who start thier career with disney. :\
  40. Profile photo of I3enjamin
    I3enjamin Male 18-29
    61 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    I couldn`t agree more with daisy822! I HATE that bitch! I bet that candy tastes like poo too! >:X
  41. Profile photo of I3enjamin
    I3enjamin Male 18-29
    61 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Wtf? I wrote s-h-i-t and it came poo? lol!
  42. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    "Speak into my microphone!

    I think you mean `blow.`

  43. Profile photo of I3enjamin
    I3enjamin Male 18-29
    61 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    stfu spirithound!
  44. Profile photo of I3enjamin
    I3enjamin Male 18-29
    61 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    As dead-groom said: "she needs to die"!
  45. Profile photo of Knoxville912
    Knoxville912 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    YEAH
  46. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    C*ck goes where?
  47. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Let me guess, am I supposed to be seeing a penis here? Or are we just taking the oportunity to bash Miley Cyrus? (no pun intended. Not yet...)
  48. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    lets kill and violate her body
  49. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    if the guitar looks that much like a penis i really would rather not see the microphone shape
  50. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    The worst thing is that this isn`t the first link on IAB involving a Hannah Montana branded food.
  51. Profile photo of anwhitesides
    anwhitesides Male 18-29
    6 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    This would not be so bad if it was colored in other colors beside skin tone.
  52. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Come on Mikeado, you can`t NOT see a penis here.

    The shape might not be PERFECTLY spot on, but come on, have you ever seen a flesh colored guitarr?

  53. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    "The worst thing is that this isn`t the first link on IAB involving a Hannah Montana branded food."

    hae u seen her hand sanitizer? it`s just as awesome as she is!

  54. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    And "Individual pouches for portion control"!? Oh my god, it`s too good to be true!
  55. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    It`s artificially flavored!
  56. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Between the rooster shaped guitar, and her wide-open mouth, what more is there to say?
  57. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    I said c-o-c-k
  58. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Oh..It`s a guitar. Heh. Not a penis.
  59. Profile photo of The_Demon
    The_Demon Male 18-29
    45 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    Is it flavoured like Hannah Montana? Lets hope so
  60. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    i`m surprise that the jonas bros didnt make this candy
  61. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    man her face is on everything talk about overmarketing
  62. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    if that`s the guitar,,, what do the microphone shapes look like? O.o
  63. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    Artificially Flavored, eh?
  64. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    `if that`s the guitar,,, what do the microphone shapes look like? O.o`

    The microphones are just blue... sort of large tic tac shapes.

  65. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    wow...
    die
  66. Profile photo of darqnss
    darqnss Female 18-29
    96 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    mmmm dick flavor!
  67. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    its a dick i knew it
  68. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    Yup, Interesting choice of Colors
  69. Profile photo of taxicab2004
    taxicab2004 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    thats crazy how you can sell someones face.
  70. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    "Individual Pouches for Portion Control"

    What? What a waste! That won`t even do anything, just don`t eat too much

  71. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    I wonder what the microphone shape looks like.
  72. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    Oh, there`s one behind the penis-tar.
  73. Profile photo of closetmonkey
    closetmonkey Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    guitar gummy fail lol
  74. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    artificially flavoured......as what?
  75. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:34 am
    oh no it looks like a weener!
  76. Profile photo of wafflecopter
    wafflecopter Male 13-17
    23 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:55 am
    I think the people who buy this (if there are any) are paying more for the "individual pockets for portion control" than the gummy weener shaped guitar.
  77. Profile photo of Delizar
    Delizar Male 18-29
    35 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:40 am
    Its a Weener!
  78. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:59 am
    i bet ya its salty...
  79. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:07 am
    hahah! They could`ve ATLEAST colored it x]
  80. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:57 am
    seriously?!?! They couldn`t make them red or purple or green??? I think if it was colored it wouldn`t look too bad... still
  81. Profile photo of Doctor_House
    Doctor_House Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    peeenor
  82. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    I saw these at the store months ago and i laughed so hard.
  83. Profile photo of PuffinLa
    PuffinLa Male 18-29
    6 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    i have 2 younger sisters that love hannah montana and all that disney bullpoo.
    a little slutty girl is a marketers dream
  84. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    saw this on fail blog like a year ago -_-
  85. Profile photo of cmpunkfan10
    cmpunkfan10 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 10:20 am
    wtf
  86. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    October 23, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    I`d DICK that!
  87. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Hannah can`t sing and she`s a slut. They change her voice on the computer and yeah yeah I get that she`s "growing up" but she should remember alot of little girls are gonna want to dress like her and be like her.
  88. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    Oh and this would have been funnier if Hannah (with her mouth open) was facing the guitar XD
  89. Profile photo of JessicaLynn9
    JessicaLynn9 Female 13-17
    1 post
    November 22, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    Please tell me where to buy these at!!!!!!

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