Hannah Montana Chewable Candy [Pic]

Submitted by: LoofahBoy 7 years ago in Weird

When is someone going to take Miley Cyrus and throw her child protective services?
There are 89 comments:
Female 1
Please tell me where to buy these at!!!!!!
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Female 158
Oh and this would have been funnier if Hannah (with her mouth open) was facing the guitar XD
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Female 158
Hannah can`t sing and she`s a slut. They change her voice on the computer and yeah yeah I get that she`s "growing up" but she should remember alot of little girls are gonna want to dress like her and be like her.
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Female 159
I`d DICK that!
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Male 3
wtf
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Male 1,598
saw this on fail blog like a year ago -_-
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Male 6
i have 2 younger sisters that love hannah montana and all that disney bullpoo.
a little slutty girl is a marketers dream
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Female 4,376
I saw these at the store months ago and i laughed so hard.
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Female 32
peeenor
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Female 751
seriously?!?! They couldn`t make them red or purple or green??? I think if it was colored it wouldn`t look too bad... still
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Female 414
hahah! They could`ve ATLEAST colored it x]
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Female 423
i bet ya its salty...
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Male 35
Its a Weener!
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Male 23
I think the people who buy this (if there are any) are paying more for the "individual pockets for portion control" than the gummy weener shaped guitar.
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Female 187
oh no it looks like a weener!
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Male 612
artificially flavoured......as what?
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Male 14
guitar gummy fail lol
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Female 427
Oh, there`s one behind the penis-tar.
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Female 427
I wonder what the microphone shape looks like.
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Male 886
"Individual Pouches for Portion Control"

What? What a waste! That won`t even do anything, just don`t eat too much

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Male 112
thats crazy how you can sell someones face.
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Male 15,510
Yup, Interesting choice of Colors
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Male 1,129
its a dick i knew it
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Female 95
mmmm dick flavor!
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Female 224
wow...
die
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Female 857
`if that`s the guitar,,, what do the microphone shapes look like? O.o`

The microphones are just blue... sort of large tic tac shapes.

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Male 1,256
Artificially Flavored, eh?
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Female 1,401
if that`s the guitar,,, what do the microphone shapes look like? O.o
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Female 1,413
man her face is on everything talk about overmarketing
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Male 1,093
i`m surprise that the jonas bros didnt make this candy
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Male 45
Is it flavoured like Hannah Montana? Lets hope so
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Female 427
Oh..It`s a guitar. Heh. Not a penis.
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Female 855
I said c-o-c-k
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Female 855
Between the rooster shaped guitar, and her wide-open mouth, what more is there to say?
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Female 263
It`s artificially flavored!
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Male 901
And "Individual pouches for portion control"!? Oh my god, it`s too good to be true!
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Male 814
"The worst thing is that this isn`t the first link on IAB involving a Hannah Montana branded food."

hae u seen her hand sanitizer? it`s just as awesome as she is!

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Male 901
Come on Mikeado, you can`t NOT see a penis here.

The shape might not be PERFECTLY spot on, but come on, have you ever seen a flesh colored guitarr?

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Male 6
This would not be so bad if it was colored in other colors beside skin tone.
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Male 4,680
The worst thing is that this isn`t the first link on IAB involving a Hannah Montana branded food.
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Male 1,196
if the guitar looks that much like a penis i really would rather not see the microphone shape
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Male 2,005
lets kill and violate her body
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Male 2,159
Let me guess, am I supposed to be seeing a penis here? Or are we just taking the oportunity to bash Miley Cyrus? (no pun intended. Not yet...)
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Male 308
C*ck goes where?
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Male 73
YEAH
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Male 61
As dead-groom said: "she needs to die"!
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Male 61
stfu spirithound!
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Female 654
"Speak into my microphone!

I think you mean `blow.`

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Male 61
Wtf? I wrote s-h-i-t and it came poo? lol!
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Male 61
I couldn`t agree more with daisy822! I HATE that bitch! I bet that candy tastes like poo too! >:X
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Female 1,043
i hate this girl so much. she`s so self-absorbed, along with the jonas brothers, selena gomaez, and practically 99% of the teenagers who start thier career with disney. :\
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Male 2,313
Oh my.
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Female 1,190
my mom is getting me gummy hannah montannah vitamins so i can bite her head off.
i love my mom :)
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Male 1,590
"Suck my guitar."

Speak into my microphone.

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Male 104
Damn it, Miley. Stop making money!
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Male 144
lol
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Male 3,014
Suck my guitar.
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Male 814
i gotta find me some of these! cuz hannah montana rox.
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Female 1,435
lol portion control.
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Male 533
is that a penis?
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Male 2,199
i thought it said "individual pouches for abortion control" for a minute...
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Female 2,672
hehehe u know she loves it really
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Male 1,623
Lol penis.
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Male 328
less teeth, more tongue.
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Female 241
I am guessing that`s a sour one.
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Male 81
she needs to die
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Male 1,002
Is it just me or does that tiny, severed dick look like it just swallowed an eggplant? Also, please tell me the microphone shaped ones are also skin colored. Please tell me the people behind that sh.t really have that little foresight.
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Female 9,478
You should see the flesh color mikes then. They are just as bad.
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Female 864
between the dick shape gummy and her wide open mouth photo ,oh my
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Female 635
Repost, but still, :D
LULZ!
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Male 690
omg, shes the next brittany spears, im waiting for her to shave her head
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Male 463
thats not a guitar, thats a dick
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Female 428
So bad..in so many ways. Why can`t the whole Miley Cyrus thing just roll over and die already?
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Female 15,763
I had one. They`re tough! DEFINITELY ate it only for the lulz. And yes, they really do all look quite phallic.
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Male 10,440
Its too small.
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Male 2,510
lol i missed that, PORTION CONTROL! lmao
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Male 114
And why is it pink colored lol.
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Female 29
portion control? srsly?
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Female 1,572
I saw this the other day at work and had to hold back from laughing.
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Male 13,624
when are they going to do Hannah Montoya arse wipes?
they would be hugely satisfying
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Female 50
lol Funny.
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Male 1,297
terrible
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Male 2,510
pedo shapes? i don`t know what your talking about but we all know miley cyrus has had bigger ones that that in her mouth.
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Male 1,140
Pedo shapes are always funny next to Hannah Montana!
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Male 2,592
wheres a hero when we need one.. save us!
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Male 149
Igettit... lol
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Male 20
Guitar? Surreee. Arent guitars like not skin colored?
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Male 1,718
This is utterly right. She doesn`t deserve better.
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Male 3,301
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