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Greatest Tattoos Ever?: Pizza Tattoos! [15 Pics]

Finally, a living tribute to the greatest food ever invented!

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LBC bon vivant, short skirt historian, born-again empathizer, rock n' roll raconteur and first-and-foremost a family tripper.

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Date: 09/15/09 12:04 PM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19370 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Link: Greatest Tattoos Ever?: Pizza Tattoos! - Finally, a living tribute to the greatest food ever invented!
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15763 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    Seriously... CAN NO ONE DRAW A GOOD PIZZA!?
  3. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    wtf? What`s wtih all the cheese pizza? Hawaillan ftw
  4. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    I want some pizza
  5. Profile photo of punki3
    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    someone at my school has a tatoo that is a cross with a cinnamon bun in the center...
  6. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Is it truly that difficult to get a realistic pizza going on? I`ve seen some pretty realistic artwork in a tattoo... These are all crap.
  7. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    uh ew these people can`t draw.
  8. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4680 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    I absolutely adore mini-pizzas. They`re just so... GOOD! Seriously I could eat them forever.
  9. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
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    September 15, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    I don`t know Opie, 14 looks pretty good.
  10. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    realistic pizza wouldnt look good, tattos have a typical style and realistic would look rubbish!
  11. Profile photo of your0mom
    your0mom Male 13-17
    373 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    Wow. Just wow.

    1)ALL tattoos are ugly (REGARDLESS)

    2)People who think they can get a job whilst having a tattoo (that isn`t covered) need to start thinking a bit more.

  12. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    The only thing I can think of is the TMNT.
  13. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15763 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    "2)People who think they can get a job whilst having a tattoo (that isn`t covered) need to start thinking a bit more."

    The only jobs that require no visible tattoos are ones that people with visible tattoos probably wouldn`t want anyway.

  14. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Pizza Punx!
    YEAHHHHH!!!
  15. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    I lol`d at the food pyramid....But did anyone else notice that in the last pic the can on the right was a can of pizza? Idk about you all, but I`d definitely drink a can of pepperoni pizza every day if it tasted like real pizza
  16. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Hey. Your0mom.

    That`s your opinion. I think some tattoos can look cool.

  17. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    "Wow. Just wow.

    1)ALL tattoos are ugly (REGARDLESS)

    2)People who think they can get a job whilst having a tattoo (that isn`t covered) need to start thinking a bit more. "

    1)Opinion. There`s no reason having art on your skin suddenly makes it less beautiful.

    2)Opinion. Many places accept people with tattoos. Maybe not heavily-tattooed, but a piece here or there isn`t barring anybody from anything except in those uber-conservative towns.

  18. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    what a bunch of fattiez.
  19. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    Your0mom....go suck it.
  20. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    These tattoos are cheesy.
  21. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3756 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Those are all terrible and I bet their friends and family laugh at them.
  22. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Still have to wonder, why would you get that kind of ink on you. That poo is permanent, yo
  23. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    some people just don`t get it that tattoos are forever. it will always be there. even with most that are "removed", there`s still the outlining of it.
  24. Profile photo of alliknow
    alliknow Female 18-29
    155 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Maybe some people have a sense of humour?
  25. Profile photo of Falcore
    Falcore Male 18-29
    182 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Wow. 90% of those tattoos suck.
  26. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    haha they are so crappy, I can`t decide which one is crappier
  27. Profile photo of oddstef
    oddstef Female 18-29
    204 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    the last one has canned pizza...could this be a new taste sensation? i think not
  28. Profile photo of bluestarr
    bluestarr Female 18-29
    94 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Worst tattoos ever
  29. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1120 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    completly retarded
  30. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    beer and pizza....
  31. Profile photo of cameron666
    cameron666 Male 40-49
    45 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Some of the worst tattoos ever.
  32. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15763 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    "beer and pizza...." "completly retarded"

    Bahahaha.

    I love you guys.

  33. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    367 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Mommy and daddy didn`t love me growing up! (or a little too much)
  34. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    675 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Not cool
  35. Profile photo of starlasatur9
    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    pizza is delicious is definitely my favorite.
    so true...
  36. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    crappiest tattoos ever.
  37. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1837 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    good food? yes. best? definately not.
  38. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    is there anything more beautiful than beer and pizza? :P
  39. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1666 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Is it weird that the pizza on #5 made her hot?
  40. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    345 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    I love masturbating too, doesn`t mean I`m going to tattoo my junk on my arm...
  41. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    I thought they were gonna be good tattoos!
  42. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    these people are drating stuiped
  43. Profile photo of chrees516
    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    yes pizza is great, but it is even better with a huge eye staring back at you.

  44. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    September 15, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    The third one down is like an icy pizza :D
  45. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    I think I`ll get a tattoo featuring buffalo wings because that`s the second best food ever created.
  46. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3306 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    The rastafarian chick has exactly the bicep I would expect.
    Dude, pizza punx? Pizza pics = great, stupid words = stupid
    Frozen pizza? Pizza with no toppings? There is a ton of fail here amongst a few gems.
  47. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    So....HUNGY
  48. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    "I think I`ll get a tattoo featuring buffalo wings because that`s the second best food ever created."

    i agree! u should get a tattoo with both of them together. then it would be even better than these ;P

  49. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    Nice timing...about to have hawaiian pizza for dinner. Bad placement of that tattoo, now you`re gonna have zombies really chasing you down. Or drunk, confused, and hungry people.
  50. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    pizza is like sex...even when it`s done badly,it`s still awesome
  51. Profile photo of M5000
    M5000 Male 13-17
    172 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    100% win.
  52. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    September 15, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    last one- i didnt know there was a drink called pizza
  53. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    RITCHEOUS.
  54. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3828 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    woah so weird.
  55. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1686 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    I feel like I am a better person than them.
  56. Profile photo of sublime8ball
    sublime8ball Male 30-39
    182 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    Giovanni`s Pizza: the italian place to be
  57. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    REALLY... is that such a great idea guys?
  58. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5223 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    wow..
  59. Profile photo of ginspeachys
    ginspeachys Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    What the hell is wrong with people????
  60. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4547 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    When you get a tattoo, you want it to have some meaning. You want it to be deep.

    That does not mean deep dish.

  61. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2553 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    >Baalth
    Agreed. But nonetheless, I am hungry now.
  62. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    I find every one of these repulsive
  63. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2009 at 1:05 am
    #3 hahaha there`s nothing better than hot beer and cold pizza lolz
  64. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:08 am
    I love pizza....just not that much
  65. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:12 am
    How will they live with that tattoo when their skin gets old and wrinkly. People these days just don`t think anymore.
  66. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:40 am
    "How will they live with that tattoo when their skin gets old and wrinkly. People these days just don`t think anymore."

    Won`t that just add a touch of realistic texture?

    mmm old wrinkly pizza...

  67. Profile photo of pocketfox
    pocketfox Female 18-29
    48 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:04 am
    pizza tatto`s? ... really :(
  68. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    September 16, 2009 at 5:51 am
    What the hell was that last one? If that`s pizza then I`m gonna eat that cardboard grandma in the next post.
  69. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:01 am
    food pyramid one takes the cake, er, pizza!

    "PIZZA IS DELICIOUS" no dip, dipstick!

  70. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2009 at 6:01 am
    this post reminds me of how much i like pizza...
  71. Profile photo of hlp78
    hlp78 Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2009 at 6:09 am
    WTF is wrong with people!!!!!!!???????
  72. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:22 am
    Not so much of a pizza fan, but 6 down looks intriguing.
  73. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:13 am
    I like pizza and beer too.
  74. Profile photo of lilredmonkey
    lilredmonkey Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:55 am
    i like cheese and onion sandwiches....guess thats my next tattoo sorted then
  75. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:55 am
    number 10 would look good as a fake thong tatoo, i know i would have to get down there to take a `look` :P
  76. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    781 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:00 am
    Man, I`m so hungry right now! I liked the pizza pie with one slice being telepathically lifted out. It looked delicious.
  77. Profile photo of Benjymax
    Benjymax Male 18-29
    75 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:02 am
    The last picture - I didn`t know you could get pizza in a can!
  78. Profile photo of Solid_Jake
    Solid_Jake Male 18-29
    97 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:12 am
    the pizza food pyramid one is amazing :o
  79. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
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    September 16, 2009 at 10:23 am
    My god it never ceases to amaze me what people will do to themselves. Ladies, would you like to get down with the guy who has Pizza tattooed across his stomach. You get to see that comin at you every time? Hot!
  80. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2672 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    thts orsumm
  81. Profile photo of TimiRoxx
    TimiRoxx Female 13-17
    49 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    i bet half these people were drunk when they got them
  82. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    so do you get a tattoo like this because you love pizza so much? wouldn`t it be cheaper to, you know, buy a pizza and well, eat it?
  83. Profile photo of ravenclaw94
    ravenclaw94 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    I can`t wait until 50 years from now when my generation`s gonna be old and have *pizza* plastered all over their body. lol.
  84. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 7:27 am
    According to the last pic they make liquid pizza now?!
  85. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 11:29 am
    I have the same shoes as #14
  86. Profile photo of rawrmuffinz
    rawrmuffinz Female 13-17
    5 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    I wonder what kinda crack these guys were smoking..
  87. Profile photo of Nutimik
    Nutimik Male 18-29
    59 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:58 am
    umm.. why is there in the last pic the word "pizza" on a can of beer? pizza flavoured beer? yum!
  88. Profile photo of batmanizzle
    batmanizzle Female 18-29
    140 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 12:15 am
    bahahaha! RAVENCLAW94 made a funny!
  89. Profile photo of MsAnthropos
    MsAnthropos Female 18-29
    51 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:40 am
    For those that did not get the last one, the three bottles read Beer <heart> Pizza. Get it? Basically, they love beer and pizza.
  90. Profile photo of MsAnthropos
    MsAnthropos Female 18-29
    51 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:43 am
    ...and that beer in the middle tells us that they like the cheap ol` paps blue ribbon beer.
  91. Profile photo of sinnedrah
    sinnedrah Female 18-29
    55 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    damn...now i want pizza!

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