Google`s New Privacy Protection Feature [Vid]

Submitted by: Avalessa 8 years ago in
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/google_opt_out_feature_lets_users

Finally!
There are 25 comments:
Male 205
The Opt Out Village is a lie! clearly that one man made contact with the outside world! A breach of his contract! and yet, it sounds as though he yet lives in this town!
Besides, if his health problems (breathing) and lack of friends isn`t personal information what is!?
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Male 2,121
That wasn`t funny...
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Male 299
No more onion!
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Male 949
@michaelcsr

You misspelled "misspelling". And "actually", for that matter.

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Male 559
I agree that the onion is at best mildly funny sometimes. But, you gotta wonder how many people still take these "reports" for fact and how many of those morans (mispelling intended) acctually did this just to see if the Google truck would show up.
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Female 1,593
"Google doesn`t collect personal data"

Ever notice the ads in Gmail? They reflect exactly what is going on in your inbox.

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Female 253
Cute.
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Female 1,006
lol. Google will rule the planet. They already practically do. But dear lord, what would we do without out?
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Male 976
"More reliable than Fox news."

This.

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Male 678
I hate the onion! soooo never funny
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Male 12,365
"Google doesn`t collect personal data"

You don`t really believe that, do you?

Google collects a huge amount of personal data. They might claim that they don`t use it, much, but that`s not the same thing.

Google has a unique ID number for you, stored on your PC. All your google searches and a lot of your web browsing (a lot of sites use a google page and not just for searching) are associated with an ID number unique to you that used to expire in 2038 and now expires 2 years after you stop using the net. Gmail is also scanned by software. Etc. Google is the biggest gatherer of personal information on the net, surpassing even surveillance-happy governments.

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Male 12,365
More reliable than Fox news.
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Male 2,552
>Mantistador
Me too. ^^
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Female 180
`is your child missing out on teen sex parties` hahaah
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Male 9,305
Hehehe
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Male 7,933
where do i sign up?
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Male 592
lol at the fine print at the bottem some thing something `nasal strips can be aplied to the penis to aid in peeing faster` i think :s
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Male 2,199
"if you don`t want to give away your most private information, that`s fine, you can just toil and die in the hinterlands..." that part made me laugh...
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Female 1,572
Oh onion =D
I`ve see it before but eh..
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Male 10,440
I don`t get it. People would move to that village so their personal data would be safe. But...
1) They destroyed their personal data
2) Google doesn`t collect personal data
2.1) If it does, you can stop them
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Male 1,226
The advertisement is annoying...

also lol. completely backwards city.

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Male 541
It`s funny cus it`s going to be true in the near future. :P
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Male 168
old.. super old
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Male 4,431
"Whimsical G"! Now there`s a name for a band! ;-)
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Female 491
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