Geekiest (Yet Truest) Handwritten Note Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Don"t laugh, this can be any one of us.
There are 84 comments:
Male 49
I`d like to know how he supports a pot habit without a job.
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Male 22
Shoulda been one of the "How High" guys.
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Female 1,120
with bad handwriting skills
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Male 95
lol greg...
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Female 778
that was me for about a while after i got hurt at work, minus the pot.
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Female 1,264
Well, I`m 26, I do have a job and I don`t smoke pot. Not wasting my life.
The rest is pretty much the same XD
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Male 1,485
He`s not a geek, he`s a loser, there`s a differcence

that may be the case, but hes got a much better lifestyle than most

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Male 422
@Im Jesus
You obviously bothered to read it otherwise you would`nt know the way he wrote it...would you...
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Male 122
YES, I MAKE INCREDIBLY NARCISSISTIC COMMENTS NOBODY BOTHERS TO READ
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Male 596
On his Death Bed, he will Defiantly regret wasting his time doing Nothing for others. He`s the type of creeper found on halo3 matchmaking/WoW....
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Male 3,147

So he`s persuaded his folks to subsidise his life of getting up late, smoking weed, and basically doing what the drat he wants all day long....whilst we go to work all day long so that we can pay out most of it in taxes, we never get 5 minutes peace to ourselves, and are getting screwed by the various governments of the countries we live in.

and you think he`s the loser? Jeez.... Apart from the living with the folks bit he`s got the exact lifestyle I`d have if I won millions on the lottery.

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Male 68
He`s not a geek, he`s a loser, there`s a differcence
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Male 1
Baalthazag, G4U
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Male 20
change pot to tobacco and coke thats me
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Female 1,413
wow i dont do any of those things at all.
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Female 189
greg from kongregate?
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Male 1,193
that`s not funny...
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Male 4,547
To be fair that was me when I was 22 minus the pot.

Now I`m 26 with Job, Wife, own home, and I still get to do the videogames.

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Male 166
I like Greg already...
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Male 646
These started showing up in Melbourne months ago. But this guy has been culture jamming for a long time.
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Male 3,756
The fact that he has no job and still smokes pot means he still gets an allowance. That`s what is sad.
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Female 241
I love how some one censored it with whiteout
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Male 10,855
After all this time it was only me and taitano who did not do straight "YES`s"
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Female 1,697
I`m afraid to end up like that!

YES I`M 21
YES I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS
YES, I DON`T HAVE A STEADY JOB
YES, I SLEEP LATE
YES, HOPEFULLY THIS YEAR I`LL GET MY DEGREE
AND MIND YOUR OWN THINGS, I`M FREAKING SINGLE, SO WHAT?!

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Male 8,302
He missed the "Yes, I`ve never been laid" bit. Truth hurts too much?
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Male 1,882
I should print this sign out, that way I can use it in 6 months. :D
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Male 2,850
Hmm.

I`m 24 years old.
Yes, I own my own home.
Yes, I have a job that pays okay (not good, not bad).
Yes, I sleep late, when I can, and, uh...

We`ll stop there.

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Female 3,562
Here`s the brutal truth:

I`M 23 YEARS OLD
YES, I`M LIVING WITH MY PARENTS
YES, I HAVE A CRAPPY JOB THAT BARELY COVERS THE FEW BILLS I HAVE
YES, I SLEEP LATE, SMOKE POT, AND AM ONLINE ALL DAY
YES, I`M WASTING MY LIFE BECAUSE IT`S GOING NOWHERE AT ALL DESPITE MY COLLEGE DEGREE
GOOD, NOW GIVE ME A CAR SO I CAN GET A BETTER JOB AND MOVE OUT ALREADY

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Male 328
Why not I`ll throw in my own:

I`M 24 YEARS OLD
YES, I USED TO LIVE ON MY OWN
YES, I USED TO HAVE A JOB THAT PAID ME WELL
YES, I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS AGAIN
YES, I HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS ME NOTHING
YES, I AM FINISHING SCHOOL AND TRYING TO DO BETTER


What have you done today?

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Male 2,172
I had just turned 20 when I left my parents house. I remember the smile my father gave me while waving goodbye. He was really happy.
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Female 253
I need a photo to make true judgement. Greg may be a hottie which totally changes everything...
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Female 1,260
dilldog123 "...TEACH ME SOMETHING I`LL ACTUALLY USE LATER IN LIFE."

"Never squat with your spurs on"

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Female 4,197
good on ya greg, you tell em buddy ;)
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Male 1,111
I figured I`d jump on the bandwagon too ;)

I`M 24 YEARS OLD
YES, I LIVE ON MY OWN
YES, I HAVE A JOB AND RUN MY OWN BUSINESS
YES, I SLEEP LATE AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES
YES, I`M FINISHING UP SCHOOL?

Any questions?

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Female 673
Hey, if he can spell he`s my type of guy. =P
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Male 1,381
this makes me feel like i`m actually DOING something with my life.

yay! :- D

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Male 1,666
"Give me your last name, and then there`d be a problem..."

I`m still scared that you`ll actually show up at my house one day.

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Male 29
dilldog123 "...TEACH ME SOMETHING I`LL ACTUALLY USE LATER IN LIFE."

Don`t close your penis in a car door.

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Male 1,526
I`m 22 years old
YES, I LIVE ALONE
YES, I`M A STUDENT
YES, I SMOKE POT,AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES
YES, I`LL PROBABLY NOT GET A JOB IN COMPUTER GRAPICS
ANYTHING ELSE?
GOOD, NOW HAVE A NICE DAY.
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Male 1,853
Screw you Vit.

And nomorecheese, what about the person under me, Vitaliy? His name IS his username. And I can tell people my damn name if I want, it`s not like they can find someone with a first name. Give me your last name, and then there`d be a problem...

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Male 1,666
Dyl, you forgot "YES, I`M A VIRGIN"
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Male 463
geez dilldog, you dont need to reveal so much about yurself. thats wat internet usernames are 4
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Male 3,255
"Don`t laugh, this can be any one of us."

No it couldn`t be ANY one of us. It could only be a lazy failure. And, by the way, the idiot who wrote that note is a triple loser for thinking that being a complete drating failure is cool.

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Female 1,890
and someone couldnt have possibly have written that took a pic and took it down
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Male 1,853
I`M 15 YEARS OLD
YES, I`M LIVING WITH MY PARENTS
YES, I HAVE NO JOB
YES, I SLEEP LATE AND DON`T DO ANYTHING BUT SIT ON MY ASS
YES, I`M BUSY LEARNING poo I WON`T EVER USE
ANYTHING ELSE?
GOOD. NOW MIND YOUR OWN F..KING BUSINESS OR TEACH ME SOMETHING I`LL ACTUALLY USE LATER IN LIFE.

DYLAN

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Male 57
if it weren`t for smoking pot and being 24 that would be exactly me
/me hangs head in shame
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Female 723
I`m 23 years old
Yes, I`m living with my Mom and Gramps (Both Widows) And lovin` it
Yes, I have a work-study job
Yes, I sleep late and goof off on IAB late at night
If school is a waste of life, then I guess I`m wasting away
Good. Now Taitano, I ated my cookie, so I could use another one :D

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Female 2,672
ill have a cookie taitano
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Male 471
So... what`s the story behind this?

"Some poobutt writes a note and takes a picture. Wow."

It isn`t just this, is it?

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Male 1,153
"Minus that by 5 years and you got me pretty much"

Haha yeh, i hear ya

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Male 1,153
thats me, but im 19.
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Male 204
I`M ($n) YEARS OLD
YES I`M LIVING WITH MOM(car-accident/layoffs)
NO, I DON`T HAVE A JOB(friggin company went out of business)
YES, I SLEEP LATE AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES(till I get a job)
NO, I`M NOT WASTING MY LIFE(learning several new skills)
ANYTHING ELSE?
GOOD. NOW. . . wanna be my friend. . . I`ll give you a cookie. =(
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Male 296
I`M 24 YEARS OLD AND BATMAN
YES I`M LIVING OFF MY DAD`S FORTUNE
YES I OWN EVERY OWN EVERYTHING IN GOTHAM
YES I NEVER SLEEP AND THROW BAT-A-RANGS
YES I`M WASTING MY LIFE CRYING OVER MY PARENTS
ANYTHING ELSE?
GOOD. NOW MIND YOU OWN F_CKING BUISNESS.
BRUCE
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Male 782
wow, im 24 and he`s the opposite of me lol. except the video game thing.
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Male 1,002
Ha! What a loser. Playing video games... All the cool 20-something parents`-basement-dwellers play computer games whilst stoned.
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Male 10,855
I`M 20 YEARS OLD
NO I`M NOT LIVING WITH MY PARENTS
NO I DO NOT HAVE A JOB
NO I DO NOT LIKE GETTING UP IN THE MORNINGS
AND NO I`M NOT WASTING MY LIFE
ANYTHING ELSE?
GOOD. NOW MIND YOUR OWN F..KING BUSINESS

CAJUN

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Male 17
I`M 24 YEARS OLD
YES, I`M LIVING WITH MY PARENTS
YES, I HAVE A CRAPPY JOB
YES, I SLEEP LATE AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES
YES, I`M WASTING MY LIFE
ANYTHING ELSE?
GOOD. NOW MIND YOUR OWN dratING BUSINESS.

Hey, I just found out how to turn capslock off. Now I can stop being a leech on my parents and welfare and become a benefit to the people around me.

GREG

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Male 2,592
you my friend are living life to its fullest, i am the one wasting my life with work and education.
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Male 2,028
I`M 15 YEARS OLD
YES, I`M LIVING WITH MY PARENTS
YES, I HAVE NO JOB
YES, I SLEEP LATE AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES
YES, I`M BEGINNING MY LIFE
ANYTHING ELSE?
GOOD. NOW MIND YOUR OWN F..KING BUSINESS.

GANDHI

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Male 1,378
scary, i write like that tho
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Male 388
I`M 23 YEARS OLD
YES, I`M LIVING WITH MY PARENTS
YES, I HAVE A CRAPPY JOB
YES, I SLEEP LATE AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES
YES, I`M WASTING MY LIFE
ANYTHING ELSE?
GOOD. NOW MIND YOUR OWN F..KING BUSINESS.

LUIS

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Male 61
at least he is honest:P
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Male 2,553
Ha! Ha! Ha!
>.> <.<
I laughed because it can`t be me; I don`t smoke pot. ^^
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Male 443
Minus that by 5 years and you got me pretty much
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Female 263
poor greg...
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Male 1,093
I might know this person.
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Female 535
that`s me! cept i`m 22. and i have a job. a pooty job.
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Female 931
:/ poor poor Greg.
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Male 1,148
haha I laughed. Even if it`s my future =D
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Female 227
That`s my brother right there.
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Male 690
Some poobutt writes a note and takes a picture. Wow.
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Male 3,425
Yeah, this is funny now, not in 10 or 15 years time when he realises he`s wasted his whole life.
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Female 51
haha.. thats me! only i`m 21
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Female 214
don`t worry, i`m not laughing
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Male 3,619
Im really sick of this kind of humor based what other people care about you while you don`t "give a f*ck". It`s just not funny anymore. And theres isn`t anything you can add to it that makes is fesh
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Male 10,440
Whatever. You people are easily amused.
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Male 330
You smoke pot?Well, im sure that`ll amuse any passing police officers.
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Male 988
WIN
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Female 609
meh...
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Female 297
At least he`s honest lol
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Male 39
ha!
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Male 4,431
Oh, fancylad, don`t I wish! My parents would kick my rear end to the curb in a heartbeat if I tried to move back in with them and smoke their pot and play their video games!
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Male 12,138
Greg needs IAB, methinks.
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Male 20,196
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