For Sale: 1993 Toyota Tercel, Decent Price [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Pros: MP3 output, A/C, 4 doors, runs like a thoroughbred. Cons: Well, it"s not a good luck charm...
There are 47 comments:
Male 175
I got laid two times in this car.
Needs cleaning

Want to give me 800 bucks and clean it?

Ew.

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Male 1,164
Not a bad price. Although I`m more concerned about the "Needs new tires" con.

Silly driver, cars are for driving. This is why I have a bed.

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Female 47
something tells me he was flying solo when he was laid if you catch my drift! HA HA
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Female 5,222
laid only 2 times?? well in that case we better knock it down to just 100 bucks
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Male 8,302
> ARC123
> my tercel only cost $200 and it runs like a cougar, baby. A COUGAR

You mean it sits around all day doing nothing, is almost extinct and smells bad?

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Male 15,832
I`m surprised you could get laid at all in that little thing. How would you even do that? I guess you could put her on the back seat with one foot out each window...
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Male 569
i run like a champion too.
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Female 269
um...my tercel only cost $200 and it runs like a cougar, baby.
A COUGAR.
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Male 1,584
I`ll take it. i need a car and i can afford that!
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Male 606
"Runs like a Champion".
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Male 5,190
Sold...wait only twice? No thanks.
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Male 121
Sweet, I should call and see if he still has it!

Hah, jk.

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Male 155
also, i would totally buy this car.
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Male 155
The_Freekill
"Cool A/C...? As opposed to...?"

Hot A/C, obviously.

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Male 480
I`m not sure it`s the car itself that`s the problem, but the venue. Have you tried to have sex in a car? Not a whole lotta room in there
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Female 528
I think getting laid in your car is quite an achievement. I`d never agree to that if someone asked. Even if it was a fancy car. Maybe a limo... sans driver
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Male 104
Cool A/C...? As opposed to...?
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Male 173
fancy?
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Male 173
" JHSpring26
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
365 Posts Tuesday, September 29, 2009 4:48:28 PM
sad thing is, i think i know who this belongs to..... "

Who? tell me please.

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Male 194
140K on a toyota, and that old...thats not a bad price at all
plus the mp3 jack =]
if you really need a car, thats a good deal
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Male 492
sad thing is, i think i know who this belongs to.....
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Female 924
Even without all the cons $800 would still too much for this car.
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Male 1,590
"lol only laid twice in ther. shame"

That`s quite an accomplishment. That car isn`t exactly a chick magnet.

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Female 1,572
Awww, I`d buy it...
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Male 769
dude, i`ll take it...
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Male 101
...so dakkar...you want him to buy new tires...then sell it for less than what the tires cost....? mkay then.

poor guy, twice in 5 years, thats a bummer

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Male 13,624
movie - Go watch a movie eh? or do some English revision, or at least try to link a couple of words together correctly
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Male 13,624
A 93 Tercel for That much?
god god, Be lucky to get £25 for it in Blighty
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Male 1,718
lol only laid twice in ther. shame
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Female 3,562
I`d buy it. The car`s really worth at least $1500 and the new tires will keep the price still under that.
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Male 1,254
Hell, buying new tires would be a comparable to the asking price. Probably ran it into the ground too. Not a good buy unless he gets the tires and drops it down $500. That`s my baseline anyways.
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Male 120
at least, the ones sold in the US
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Male 120
toyotas are built in Kentucky
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Female 1,604
Toyota is not American ya idiot.

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Male 1,381
toyota is not an american car make, mikeado

that`s car knowledge. for shame. you`re a disgrace to men everywhere. :- )

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Male 324
Tercel`s are actually easier to get laid in, a high end sports car just advertises you have a small penis and you can`t take cars into clubs with ya...
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Male 2,159
WTF is a Toyota Tercel?

*Google*

Ugh, Americans get some uggo cars...

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Male 62
I`m with Itsalwysunny
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Male 10,440
If you want to get laid, get a better car.
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Male 139
I got laid like crazy in/with my 1990 Tercel hatchback. Maybe it`s not the car.
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Male 1,375

movie
Male, 13-17, Western US
65 Posts Tuesday, September 29, 2009 8:01:19 AM
ok fancylad or should i say fancypoo? anywho that is a stupid damn thing! i.a.b is rlly gtting to be a poopot full of poo
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speaking of stupid how bout you don`t post anything ever again and save us the trouble of laughing at you for sounding like an idiot
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Female 1,894
i loooove me some toyota tercel! SOLD!
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Female 9,478
Oh wow.
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Male 204
ok fancylad or should i say fancypoo? anywho that is a stupid damn thing! i.a.b is rlly gtting to be a poopot full of poo
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Male 553
My first car cost $7000 everything runs fine and I got laid several times within the year lol. This guy reminds me of one of my friends and his car.
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Female 1,427
Damn, if only I`d seen this earlier.

I paid 900 for my car with crap a/c, not running like a thoroughbred, and had a bunk stereo.

However, I`ve managed to get laid in it several times more than this guy and his truck... so maybe they`re onto something...

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Male 20,196
Link: For Sale: 1993 Toyota Tercel, Decent Price [Pic] [Rate Link] - Pros: MP3 output, A/C, 4 doors, runs like a thoroughbred. Cons: Well, it`s not a good luck charm...
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