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Date: 09/29/09 06:06 AM

47 Responses to For Sale: 1993 Toyota Tercel, Decent Price [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:21 am
    Link: For Sale: 1993 Toyota Tercel, Decent Price - Pros: MP3 output, A/C, 4 doors, runs like a thoroughbred. Cons: Well, it`s not a good luck charm...
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:37 am
    Damn, if only I`d seen this earlier.

    I paid 900 for my car with crap a/c, not running like a thoroughbred, and had a bunk stereo.

    However, I`ve managed to get laid in it several times more than this guy and his truck... so maybe they`re onto something...

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    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:39 am
    My first car cost $7000 everything runs fine and I got laid several times within the year lol. This guy reminds me of one of my friends and his car.
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    movie Male 13-17
    204 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:01 am
    ok fancylad or should i say fancypoo? anywho that is a stupid damn thing! i.a.b is rlly gtting to be a poopot full of poo
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:03 am
    Oh wow.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:15 am
    i loooove me some toyota tercel! SOLD!
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:16 am

    movie
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    65 Posts Tuesday, September 29, 2009 8:01:19 AM
    ok fancylad or should i say fancypoo? anywho that is a stupid damn thing! i.a.b is rlly gtting to be a poopot full of poo
    --------------------------------------------------
    speaking of stupid how bout you don`t post anything ever again and save us the trouble of laughing at you for sounding like an idiot
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    brianlance Male 30-39
    140 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:54 am
    I got laid like crazy in/with my 1990 Tercel hatchback. Maybe it`s not the car.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 8:56 am
    If you want to get laid, get a better car.
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    krackfishy3 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:01 am
    I`m with Itsalwysunny
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:56 am
    WTF is a Toyota Tercel?

    *Google*

    Ugh, Americans get some uggo cars...

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    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:04 am
    Tercel`s are actually easier to get laid in, a high end sports car just advertises you have a small penis and you can`t take cars into clubs with ya...
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:12 am
    toyota is not an american car make, mikeado

    that`s car knowledge. for shame. you`re a disgrace to men everywhere. :- )

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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:14 am
    Toyota is not American ya idiot.

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    That_dude Male 18-29
    120 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:36 am
    toyotas are built in Kentucky
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    That_dude Male 18-29
    120 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:37 am
    at least, the ones sold in the US
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    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:01 am
    Hell, buying new tires would be a comparable to the asking price. Probably ran it into the ground too. Not a good buy unless he gets the tires and drops it down $500. That`s my baseline anyways.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:16 am
    I`d buy it. The car`s really worth at least $1500 and the new tires will keep the price still under that.
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:54 am
    lol only laid twice in ther. shame
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    A 93 Tercel for That much?
    god god, Be lucky to get £25 for it in Blighty
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    movie - Go watch a movie eh? or do some English revision, or at least try to link a couple of words together correctly
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    SpankyJake Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    ...so dakkar...you want him to buy new tires...then sell it for less than what the tires cost....? mkay then.

    poor guy, twice in 5 years, thats a bummer

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    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    dude, i`ll take it...
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Awww, I`d buy it...
  25. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    "lol only laid twice in ther. shame"

    That`s quite an accomplishment. That car isn`t exactly a chick magnet.

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    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Even without all the cons $800 would still too much for this car.
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    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    sad thing is, i think i know who this belongs to.....
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    flipNhigh Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    140K on a toyota, and that old...thats not a bad price at all
    plus the mp3 jack =]
    if you really need a car, thats a good deal
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    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    " JHSpring26
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    365 Posts Tuesday, September 29, 2009 4:48:28 PM
    sad thing is, i think i know who this belongs to..... "

    Who? tell me please.

  30. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    fancy?
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    The_Freekill Male 13-17
    104 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Cool A/C...? As opposed to...?
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    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    I think getting laid in your car is quite an achievement. I`d never agree to that if someone asked. Even if it was a fancy car. Maybe a limo... sans driver
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    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    I`m not sure it`s the car itself that`s the problem, but the venue. Have you tried to have sex in a car? Not a whole lotta room in there
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    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    The_Freekill
    "Cool A/C...? As opposed to...?"

    Hot A/C, obviously.

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    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    also, i would totally buy this car.
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    bigjames02 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    Sweet, I should call and see if he still has it!

    Hah, jk.

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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    "Runs like a Champion".
  38. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    I`ll take it. i need a car and i can afford that!
  39. Profile photo of ARC123
    ARC123 Female 13-17
    269 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    um...my tercel only cost $200 and it runs like a cougar, baby.
    A COUGAR.
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    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    i run like a champion too.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    I`m surprised you could get laid at all in that little thing. How would you even do that? I guess you could put her on the back seat with one foot out each window...
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    > ARC123
    > my tercel only cost $200 and it runs like a cougar, baby. A COUGAR

    You mean it sits around all day doing nothing, is almost extinct and smells bad?

  43. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:58 am
    laid only 2 times?? well in that case we better knock it down to just 100 bucks
  44. Profile photo of DixieJJP
    DixieJJP Female 18-29
    47 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:25 am
    something tells me he was flying solo when he was laid if you catch my drift! HA HA
  45. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Not a bad price. Although I`m more concerned about the "Needs new tires" con.

    Silly driver, cars are for driving. This is why I have a bed.

  46. Profile photo of Harkannin
    Harkannin Male 18-29
    175 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    I got laid two times in this car.
    Needs cleaning

    Want to give me 800 bucks and clean it?

    Ew.

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