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Date: 09/06/09 09:04 AM

59 Responses to Dueling Billboards: Jesus Vs. Fun [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Link: Dueling Billboards: Jesus Vs. Fun - Sorry, God, I`m going to Racers.
  2. Profile photo of WarX
    WarX Male 13-17
    18 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:51 am
    I leik turtles
  3. Profile photo of I3enjamin
    I3enjamin Male 18-29
    61 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Jesus is 2 miles more anyways so........
  4. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:57 am
    Haha, it makes as much sense as this:
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2226/1992...
  5. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:57 am
    Decisions, decisions.
  6. Profile photo of ctucker
    ctucker Male 18-29
    128 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:59 am
    gotta love my home state of KY
  7. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:00 am
    I have been asking myself why sometimes new added links don`t apper at the top but at 5th place for example
  8. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:02 am
    the jesus sign`s syntax is strange. idk why, but i dislike it. now racers on the other hand....
  9. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Racers is more eye appealing
  10. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:16 am
    I leik turtles too.
  11. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:31 am
    When the church has scantily dressed women posing, I`ll be the first to go, until then - Racers here I come!
  12. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:40 am
    I can`t really "see" Jesus ,on the other hand the Racers girl could have bigger breasts .
  13. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:01 am
    No don`t fix your eyes on Jesus. Fix them on the road, and stop taking pictures
  14. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:02 am
    The dirty chick is nearer so go their first then apologise 2 miles later =)
  15. Profile photo of Pendergast
    Pendergast Female 18-29
    63 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:18 am
    Is that a plane in the background?
  16. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:25 am
    Looks kinda like a cross-dressing Michael Jackson. I don`t think I`ll be going to Racers.
  17. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:32 am
    I`m so glad I don`t live in America, society forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising, its just wrong.
  18. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:33 am
    She`s not that hot, and Jesus is a fictional character, so I`ll go for neither.
  19. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:36 am
    @ Pendergast
    Yes and it`s going to Racers
  20. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:37 am
    I`d bet the Racer one was put up first, then the Jesus one put up in response.

    They had something like that- there`s this big strip club a few exits south of me, and there`s at least a dozen billboards for it before the exit, going both ways. Then they put up one of those "-God" billboards right at the off-ramp that said "What part of `Thou Shall Not` did you not understand? -God".

    Best part of it was, after Hurricane Charlie rolled through, ALL the billboards by the exit were torn apart except for the God one.

  21. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:38 am
    I know this probably wasn`t planned, but way to go Dallasburg.
  22. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:48 am
    Oh wow it seems so unreal that they should be together. I laughed so much. And much lol @ Baby Bear
  23. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    the church is only two miles further on, if u hurry u can make it to both
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    They just have to ruin everything huh?
  25. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    Lolwat?
  26. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    i saw one like that except it was under a sex shop
  27. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    Good news! Racers is on the way to church!
  28. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    god can be an ass sometimes, cant he?
  29. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    ZOMG! THE FIRST 4-STAR LINK ON I-A-B!
  30. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    The lower billboard is innefective for me.
  31. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    not anymore, cheese
  32. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I thought that was Michael Jackson when I first looked at it
  33. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    @crucible

    I did to

  34. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Billboard win!
  35. Profile photo of hebsan
    hebsan Male 40-49
    8 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    It only makes sense, Racers is closer.
  36. Profile photo of Happy-dude
    Happy-dude Male 13-17
    170 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    It`s been a tough few years, trying to reduce, reuse and recycle.. I`m proud to say, I`m still sticking to those 3 golden rules...

    I guess I`ll be going to the racers tomorrow. You know, to save fuel.. ;)

  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    > hebsan
    > It only makes sense, Racers is closer

    My thoughts exactly hebsan (and welcome to IAB). In these environmentally-responsible days of reducing carbon emissions etc, it only makes sense to go to the closest one!

  38. Profile photo of HunterJumper
    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    @Crucilble and saskuel:

    Glad I wasn`t the only one lol

  39. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    "I`m so glad I don`t live in America, society forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising, its just wrong."

    Sorry to have to do this, but you made me: If the Satan is Great Society wanted to buy an ad that said, "Jesus is a homo, he eats babies, and then feeds his puke to kittens" they could. It`s called free speech, not "forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising." If the Atheist of America wanted to buy an ad that said, "Jesus is a fictional character, praying to him is like praying to Cap`n Crunch" they could. Think before you type. It will save embarrassment.


  40. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    @supersmash,

    That may be theoretically true, but a local atheist community here recently purchased ad space (the ad wasnt offensive in the least) but the local fanatics complained and it got taken down.

  41. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    "I`m so glad I don`t live in America, society forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising, its just wrong."

    Why did you have to make it a nationalistic thing... WHY!?

  42. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    Glendower, you are right. People have the right to exercise their free speech by buying a billboard, but people also have the right to complain their asses off and boycott until it gets taken down.

    Often times, what`s seen as discrimination could be better described as capitalism.

  43. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    Hahaha... Watch the Americans roar!
  44. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    My point is that if the majority decides what is on the billboards, society WOULD be imposing its religions views.
  45. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:29 am
    lol nice
  46. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 12:55 am
    The thing I like about this is that you could go to Racer`s Saturday night, emerge bleary-eyed and light-pocketed Sunday morning, and make your way 2 miles up the road to attonement.

    The only thing better would be if there was a Macca`s or coffee house on the way.

  47. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 2:35 am
    > lukas1051
    > I`m so glad I don`t live in America, society forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising, its just wrong

    You never hear church bells ringing on Sundays, as they have done ever since the Inquisition and the Holy wars? A legal jurisprudence based on swearing truth on the Bible? A Constitution setting out rights before God? More to the point, can you go to an airport over there without being jumped on by 20 hare krishnas and a dozen JW`s?? If so I`m moving there!

  48. Profile photo of tazman321
    tazman321 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 7:30 am
    > lukas1051
    > I`m so glad I don`t live in America, society forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising, its just wrong

    most adverts in america dont even mention religion. and besides, arent churches allowed to rent a billboard or two for advertisement, like everyone else?

  49. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:14 am
    Ok, so if I want to feast my eyes on Jesus a little more, where do I tuck the banknotes?
  50. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    nice, very nice
  51. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    "most adverts in america dont even mention religion."

    Have you ever been to the south? Come down here and tell me how many Jesus billboards you see.

  52. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    I`m going to Jesus :-)
  53. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:46 am
    I`m going to Racers and I`m sure I`ll be calling to Jesus when I get there:

    Jesus Christ did you see those boobies?
    or,
    Oh my GOD, look at that ass!

  54. Profile photo of KillTheWeak
    KillTheWeak Male 18-29
    80 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:29 am
    when jesus grows a pair of boobs, then maybe i will go to jesus.
  55. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    I thought it was Michael Jackson.
  56. Profile photo of xDousenx
    xDousenx Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    Holy crap i agree with sparkle.
  57. Profile photo of michael24895
    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 1:57 am
    i lvoe church adds
  58. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    o.O

    Boobs seems to be on everyone`s mind nowadays -.-
    Never gun shop talk or social engineering feats, just boobs.

  59. Profile photo of Gman068
    Gman068 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:09 am
    Wow, right under.

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