Dueling Billboards: Jesus Vs. Fun [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Sorry, God, I"m going to Racers.
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Male 22
Wow, right under.
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Female 1,283
o.O

Boobs seems to be on everyone`s mind nowadays -.-
Never gun shop talk or social engineering feats, just boobs.

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Male 95
i lvoe church adds
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Male 143
Holy crap i agree with sparkle.
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Male 505
I thought it was Michael Jackson.
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Male 80
when jesus grows a pair of boobs, then maybe i will go to jesus.
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Male 4,594
I`m going to Racers and I`m sure I`ll be calling to Jesus when I get there:

Jesus Christ did you see those boobies?
or,
Oh my GOD, look at that ass!

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Female 572
I`m going to Jesus :-)
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Male 180
"most adverts in america dont even mention religion."

Have you ever been to the south? Come down here and tell me how many Jesus billboards you see.

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Male 1,484
nice, very nice
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Male 500
Ok, so if I want to feast my eyes on Jesus a little more, where do I tuck the banknotes?
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Male 189
> lukas1051
> I`m so glad I don`t live in America, society forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising, its just wrong

most adverts in america dont even mention religion. and besides, arent churches allowed to rent a billboard or two for advertisement, like everyone else?

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Male 8,302
> lukas1051
> I`m so glad I don`t live in America, society forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising, its just wrong

You never hear church bells ringing on Sundays, as they have done ever since the Inquisition and the Holy wars? A legal jurisprudence based on swearing truth on the Bible? A Constitution setting out rights before God? More to the point, can you go to an airport over there without being jumped on by 20 hare krishnas and a dozen JW`s?? If so I`m moving there!

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Male 703
The thing I like about this is that you could go to Racer`s Saturday night, emerge bleary-eyed and light-pocketed Sunday morning, and make your way 2 miles up the road to attonement.

The only thing better would be if there was a Macca`s or coffee house on the way.

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Female 1,413
lol nice
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Male 336
My point is that if the majority decides what is on the billboards, society WOULD be imposing its religions views.
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Female 253
Hahaha... Watch the Americans roar!
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Male 3,756
Glendower, you are right. People have the right to exercise their free speech by buying a billboard, but people also have the right to complain their asses off and boycott until it gets taken down.

Often times, what`s seen as discrimination could be better described as capitalism.

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Female 15,763
"I`m so glad I don`t live in America, society forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising, its just wrong."

Why did you have to make it a nationalistic thing... WHY!?

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Male 336
@supersmash,

That may be theoretically true, but a local atheist community here recently purchased ad space (the ad wasnt offensive in the least) but the local fanatics complained and it got taken down.

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Male 3,756
"I`m so glad I don`t live in America, society forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising, its just wrong."

Sorry to have to do this, but you made me: If the Satan is Great Society wanted to buy an ad that said, "Jesus is a homo, he eats babies, and then feeds his puke to kittens" they could. It`s called free speech, not "forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising." If the Atheist of America wanted to buy an ad that said, "Jesus is a fictional character, praying to him is like praying to Cap`n Crunch" they could. Think before you type. It will save embarrassment.


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Female 112
@Crucilble and saskuel:

Glad I wasn`t the only one lol

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Male 8,302
> hebsan
> It only makes sense, Racers is closer

My thoughts exactly hebsan (and welcome to IAB). In these environmentally-responsible days of reducing carbon emissions etc, it only makes sense to go to the closest one!

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Male 170
It`s been a tough few years, trying to reduce, reuse and recycle.. I`m proud to say, I`m still sticking to those 3 golden rules...

I guess I`ll be going to the racers tomorrow. You know, to save fuel.. ;)

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Male 8
It only makes sense, Racers is closer.
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Female 9,402
Billboard win!
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Male 343
@crucible

I did to

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Male 1,815
I thought that was Michael Jackson when I first looked at it
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Male 612
not anymore, cheese
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Male 1,666
The lower billboard is innefective for me.
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Male 463
ZOMG! THE FIRST 4-STAR LINK ON I-A-B!
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Male 463
god can be an ass sometimes, cant he?
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Male 480
Good news! Racers is on the way to church!
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Female 1,890
i saw one like that except it was under a sex shop
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Male 255
Lolwat?
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Male 9,306
They just have to ruin everything huh?
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Female 2,672
the church is only two miles further on, if u hurry u can make it to both
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Male 1,718
Oh wow it seems so unreal that they should be together. I laughed so much. And much lol @ Baby Bear
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Female 723
I know this probably wasn`t planned, but way to go Dallasburg.
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Male 471
I`d bet the Racer one was put up first, then the Jesus one put up in response.

They had something like that- there`s this big strip club a few exits south of me, and there`s at least a dozen billboards for it before the exit, going both ways. Then they put up one of those "-God" billboards right at the off-ramp that said "What part of `Thou Shall Not` did you not understand? -God".

Best part of it was, after Hurricane Charlie rolled through, ALL the billboards by the exit were torn apart except for the God one.

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Female 241
@ Pendergast
Yes and it`s going to Racers
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Male 2,159
She`s not that hot, and Jesus is a fictional character, so I`ll go for neither.
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Male 3,425
I`m so glad I don`t live in America, society forcing it`s religion upon you through advertising, its just wrong.
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Male 3,756
Looks kinda like a cross-dressing Michael Jackson. I don`t think I`ll be going to Racers.
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Female 63
Is that a plane in the background?
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Female 1,395
The dirty chick is nearer so go their first then apologise 2 miles later =)
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Male 1,153
No don`t fix your eyes on Jesus. Fix them on the road, and stop taking pictures
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Female 864
I can`t really "see" Jesus ,on the other hand the Racers girl could have bigger breasts .
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Male 467
When the church has scantily dressed women posing, I`ll be the first to go, until then - Racers here I come!
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Male 363
I leik turtles too.
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Male 443
Racers is more eye appealing
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Male 569
the jesus sign`s syntax is strange. idk why, but i dislike it. now racers on the other hand....
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Male 970
I have been asking myself why sometimes new added links don`t apper at the top but at 5th place for example
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Male 128
gotta love my home state of KY
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Male 2,440
Decisions, decisions.
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Female 491
Haha, it makes as much sense as this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2226/1992...
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Male 61
Jesus is 2 miles more anyways so........
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Male 18
I leik turtles
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Male 19,865
Link: Dueling Billboards: Jesus Vs. Fun [Pic] [Rate Link] - Sorry, God, I`m going to Racers.
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